How much does Homer weigh?

Jobs

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Mar 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/22/99

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How much does Homer weigh? I have been told that it's inbetween one of
these, does anyone know which one?

a. 217-238 lbs
b. 239-260 lbs
c. 261-282 lbs

Thanks

FitNFeisty

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Mar 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/22/99

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His weight generally fluctuates between 239 and 260. In "King-Size Homer"
he ballooned to over 300 pounds so he could be classified as disabled and work
from home(telecommute).

Mr. Mojo

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Mar 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/22/99

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According to his driver's license 140 lbs, what do I win?

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and so did I."

Jobs wrote in message <7d5n33$s5d$1...@newnews.global.net.uk>...

>How much does Homer weigh? I have been told that it's inbetween one of
>these, does anyone know which one?
>
>
>a. 217-238 lbs
>b. 239-260 lbs
>c. 261-282 lbs
>

>Thanks
>
>

SaraJNES

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Mar 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/22/99

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239-260.

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jerry and laurie

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Mar 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/22/99

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two thirty-nine and feelin' fine!

Mike Smith

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Mar 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/23/99

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Jobs wrote in message <7d5n33$s5d$1...@newnews.global.net.uk>...
>How much does Homer weigh? I have been told that it's inbetween one of
>these, does anyone know which one?

His excat weight is 235.

ROBERT SHIELDS

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Mar 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/23/99

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HOMER RULES AND SHOULD KILL MR. BURNS

Mr. Mojo

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Mar 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/23/99

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Okay everyone repeat after to me "killfile is your friend, killfile is your
friend"

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SurgeDies

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Mar 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/23/99

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>His excat weight is 235.

No, it's just not.
Jenn~*

Jeff Shirray

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Mar 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/24/99

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Jobs wrote in message <7d5n33$s5d$1...@newnews.global.net.uk>...
>How much does Homer weigh? I have been told that it's inbetween one of
>these, does anyone know which one?
>
>

>a. 217-238 lbs
>b. 239-260 lbs
>c. 261-282 lbs
>
>Thanks
>
>

I'm pretty sure it's 265. it's not 235, since when he loses weight, he says
"I'm 239 and I'm feeling fine!" Ya, I'm positive. It's 265.

Karl Liznick

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Mar 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/24/99

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To show how much of a Simpson's fanatic(geek) I am, Homer weighs between 239
and 260 pounds. This info is readily available in "The Simpsons, A Complete
Guide to our Favorite Family"

SurgeDies

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Mar 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/24/99

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>To show how much of a Simpson's fanatic(geek) I am, Homer weighs between 239
>and 260 pounds. This info is readily available in "The Simpsons, A Complete
>Guide to our Favorite Family"

Exactly. And it's usually 239. Yes, his license says 140, but mine says I'm an
inch taller. There are mistakes, and there are people who gain weight.
Jenn~*

SurgeDies

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Mar 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/24/99

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>I'm pretty sure it's 265. it's not 235, since when he loses weight, he says
>"I'm 239 and I'm feeling fine!" Ya, I'm positive. It's 265.

No it is not. 239. It's 239, dammit.
Jenn~*

CoryanderX

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Mar 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/24/99

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>No it is not. 239. It's 239, dammit.

Someone like Homer would probably not remain the exact same weight at all
times. He probably eats until he can't move, then loses all the weight he
gained, then starts over again. Like Garfield.

Sunshine

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Goats go to hell
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SLeath8179

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Mar 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/26/99

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cjsee

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Mar 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/26/99

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IIRC, it should be b. In "King Size Homer" Homer needed to gain 60lbs
to get to 300lbs.

SLeath8179 wrote:

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Deat...@webtv.net

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Mar 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/26/99

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"sleat...@aol.com (SLeath8179)" claims:
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100 pounds? That's it? Sheesh, I coulda sworn he weighed more than
that...

tpe
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Pranav Shah

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Mar 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/27/99

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On 26 Mar 1999 21:35:32 GMT, sleat...@aol.com (SLeath8179) wrote:

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He weighs 239 lbs., if and only if IIRC.

Pranav

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Sam Simon

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Mar 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/29/99

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SLeath8179 (sleat...@aol.com) wrote:
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Sam Simon

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Mar 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM3/29/99

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SLeath8179 (sleat...@aol.com) wrote:
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Chris Korte

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Apr 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/1/99

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Alex Washtell

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Apr 4, 1999, 4:00:00 AM4/4/99

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Testing

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SPIFFY94

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Apr 4, 1999, 4:00:00 AM4/4/99

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stephane...@sympatico.ca

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Apr 4, 1999, 4:00:00 AM4/4/99

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239 pounds

SPIFFY94 a écrit :

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tfegl...@gmail.com

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Apr 17, 2018, 4:41:36 PM4/17/18

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On Monday, March 22, 1999 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-5, Jobs wrote:
> How much does Homer weigh? I have been told that it's inbetween one of
> these, does anyone know which one?
>
>
> a. 217-238 lbs
> b. 239-260 lbs
> c. 261-282 lbs
>
> Thanks

Actually, according to the S29 Episode "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me" Homer weighs 182 pounds on the Moon. After calculating how much that is on Earth, I came out with a grand total of 1100.75 lbs.

bryce.da.s...@gmail.com

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Sep 17, 2018, 9:37:14 AM9/17/18

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In one of the more recent episodes he clocked in at around 160 moon weight, times 160 by 6 and he is almost half a ton.

eetoesx

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Jun 28, 2022, 3:14:20 PM6/28/22

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On Monday, March 22, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-6, Jobs wrote:
> How much does Homer weigh? I have been told that it's inbetween one of
> these, does anyone know which one?
>
> a. 217-238 lbs
> b. 239-260 lbs
> c. 261-282 lbs
> Thanks

was this actually in 1999