Ned Flanders: The devil ?
David Puckett
Thomas Bhm <Thomas...@stud.uni-hannover.de> wrote in message
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> I often wonder if Ned Flanders is the devil !
>
> I mean, there are certain hints:
> I don't know the name of the episode, but when Homer sells his soul for a
> doughnut, Ned appears as the devil.
> And in another episode, the Flanders get care and custody to the Simpsons
> kids. There is this scene in which the Flanders take the kids to a lake in
> order to baptize them. Bart and Lisa sit in the back of the car, Maggie next
> to Ned and his wife (I forgot her name). I think Ned says something like:
> "If Maggie could talk, she would tell you, how happy she is to become a
> Flander" or something like that. Then Maggie pulls out her pacifier, turns
> to Ned and says: "Dadely dodely". As if this wasn't scary enough, she turns
> her head 'round 180 degree and viciously laughs at Bart and Lisa. This scene
> reminded me of the film "The exorcist" in which the obsessed Linda Blair
> does the same !
Well, the "Homer Sells his Soul" episode is in one of the Halloween episode
(Treehouse of Horror, or THOH, although I can't remember which one off the top
o' me noggin') and these episodes are universally understood to be outside the
sham known as "regular Simpsons continuity." As for the other episode, I
thought they were just making fun of the silliness of baptism, and not actually
saying Ned was going to "reverse baptize them into satanism" or anything...
Now if your a Unitarian like me, you might say that Ned actually could be
Beezlebot himself, or at least that Ned serves him (and it's obvious that at
least some of the writers have a good working understanding of Unitarianism).
After all, people like Ned can't possibly be serving a benevolent power ;-) But
I don't think that's what they're necessarily going for...
Chris Watts
Chris Palm <homerp...@aol.compact> wrote in message
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> >I often wonder if Ned Flanders is the devil !
> >
> >I mean, there are certain hints:
> >I don't know the name of the episode, but when Homer sells his soul for a
> >doughnut, Ned appears as the devil.
> >And in another episode, the Flanders get care and custody to the Simpsons
> >kids. There is this scene in which the Flanders take the kids to a lake
in
> >order to baptize them. Bart and Lisa sit in the back of the car, Maggie
next
> >to Ned and his wife (I forgot her name). I think Ned says something like:
> >"If Maggie could talk, she would tell you, how happy she is to become a
> >Flander" or something like that. Then Maggie pulls out her pacifier,
turns
> >to Ned and says: "Dadely dodely". As if this wasn't scary enough, she
turns
> >her head 'round 180 degree and viciously laughs at Bart and Lisa. This
scene
> >reminded me of the film "The exorcist" in which the obsessed Linda Blair
> >does the same !
>
> Converted to Italian, and then back to English again, this reads:
>
> <<
> I often wonder if Ned Fiandre is the devil! I mean, are determined
suggestions
> here: I do not know the name of the episode, but when Homer sells its
spirit
> for a rubber ring, Ned appears like the devil. And in an other episode,
the
> Fiandre obtains the cure and guard to kidskin of Simpsons. There is this
scene
> in which the return of the Fiandre the kidskin to a lago for baptize. Bart
and
> Lisa are based in the posterior part of the automobile, Maggie close to
Ned and
> its moglie (have forgotten its name). Task that Ned says something like: "
if
> Maggie could communicate, it would say to you, how much happy one must
> transformarsi in in a Flander " or something like that one. Then Maggie
> extracts its more pacifier, she is turned towards Ned and she says: "
Dadely
> dodely ". Of like if this is not enough frightful, turns its head ' around
to
> 180 degrees and viciously it laughs Bart and Lisa. This scene has
remembered me
> of the film " the exorcist " in which the Linda obsessed Blair it makes
the
> same one! >>
>
> Sounds fun!
>
> -=Krispy
>
> To respond, break the pact.
Curtis Gibby
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> LOL- Where do I get the program that does that?
http://babelfish.altavista.com -- free for all.
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Cap'n Twill
>
> Mmmmmmmm...no...
>
> Stuck THAT in AltaVista, came out:
>
> << To arrest that one! >>
>
> And NOW I shall stop.
>
> :-P
>
> -=Krispy
>
> To respond, break the pact.
You're going down.
Just like the Hindenburg.
Yup, that was me, too.
Cap'n Twill
"'Leaves of Grass,' my ass!"
Cap'n Twill
>
>
> But only use it on people you don't like.
>
> New Spumco product: Ranger Smith on The Cartoon Network Friday, September 24th
> at 10:00-11:00 PM. http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index.html
>
> To respond, tear down the fort.
But do not succumb to the temptation to use it for evil.
>LOL -, from where I receive the program, which does?
http://babelfish.altavista.digital.com /
But you use it only on people, which do not like you.
New product Spumco: Ranger Smith in the caricature network Friday, September
24. around 10:00 11:00 P.M. http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index.html
in order to react, you tear the away down.
Oops, too late.
Cap'n Twill
> >24. around 10:00 11:00 P.M. http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index>.html
> >in order to react, you tear the away down.
> >
> >Oops, too late.
> >
> >
> >Cap'n Twill
> >
> >"'Leaves of Grass,' my ass!"
>
>
> New Spumco product: Ranger Smith on The Cartoon Network Friday, September 24th
> at 10:00-11:00 PM. http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index.html
>
> To respond, tear down the fort.
No, you don't.
Thomas Böhm
Chris Palm
Converted to Italian, and then back to English again, this reads:
<<
I often wonder if Ned Fiandre is the devil! I mean, are determined suggestions
here: I do not know the name of the episode, but when Homer sells its spirit
for a rubber ring, Ned appears like the devil. And in an other episode, the
Fiandre obtains the cure and guard to kidskin of Simpsons. There is this scene
in which the return of the Fiandre the kidskin to a lago for baptize. Bart and
Lisa are based in the posterior part of the automobile, Maggie close to Ned and
its moglie (have forgotten its name). Task that Ned says something like: " if
Maggie could communicate, it would say to you, how much happy one must
transformarsi in in a Flander " or something like that one. Then Maggie
extracts its more pacifier, she is turned towards Ned and she says: " Dadely
dodely ". Of like if this is not enough frightful, turns its head ' around to
180 degrees and viciously it laughs Bart and Lisa. This scene has remembered me
of the film " the exorcist " in which the Linda obsessed Blair it makes the
same one! >>
Sounds fun!
-=Krispy
Kieran Murphy
Kieran Murphy
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Bill McNeal
"lake"
moglie
"wife"
>(have forgotten its name)
"io" ("i") wasn't really necessary.. (And I didn't capitalize the "i"'s for a
reason.)
>transformarsi
"to transform oneself"
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Chris Palm
"lake" >>
Hehe...I wonder why AltaVista couldn't translate a simple word like that?
Chris Palm
Damn straight!
::guzzles down another...ROOT beer::
>rim shot<
Chris Palm
Mmmmmmmm...no...
Stuck THAT in AltaVista, came out:
<< To arrest that one! >>
And NOW I shall stop.
:-P
-=Krispy
Dean Humphries
>LOL- Where do I get the program that does that?
http://babelfish.altavista.digital.com/
But only use it on people you don't like.
XxPunkyxX
>
>"lake" >>
>
>Hehe...I wonder why AltaVista couldn't translate a simple word like that?
Hah... tried AltaVista on the phrase,
" damn that is soo freaking cool !"
translating in to french then back to english;
"Damnez which is freaking of fresh soo ! "
oooh what fun!
Eliza
Or should i say, " oooh what a recreation!"
Dean Humphries
>24. around 10:00 11:00 P.M. http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index>.html
>in order to react, you tear the away down.
>
>Oops, too late.
>
>
>Cap'n Twill
>
>"'Leaves of Grass,' my ass!"
Is it the booze or the Babel, with the Cap'n you never know?
Deat...@webtv.net
<< This scene reminded me of the film "The exorcist" in which the
obsessed Linda Blair does the same ! >>
"Obsessed?" Shouldn't that be "possessed?" Just checking...
TPE
"Your mother sews socks that smell!"
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Chris Palm
Just like the Hindenburg. >>
Didn't the Hindenburg go up...in FLAMES!
>rim shot<
Darrel Jones
XxPunkyxX wrote in message <19990908235847...@ng-fn1.aol.com>...
>><< >lago
>>
>>"lake" >>
>>
>>Hehe...I wonder why AltaVista couldn't translate a simple word like that?
>
>Hah... tried AltaVista on the phrase,
>
>" damn that is soo freaking cool !"
>
>translating in to french then back to english;
>
>"Damnez which is freaking of fresh soo ! "
>
That's nothing! I once tried translating "The spirit is willing, but the
flesh is weak" into Russian and back; I ended with "The vodka is good, but
the meat is rotten". Similarly, "Out of sight, out of mind" turned into
"Blind idiot".
Mike Bloxam
Converted to Italian, and then back to English again, this reads:
-<snip>-All right, why? Why into Italian? He is from Germany, so why didn't you translate into German, then back to English? Das ist sehr besser! (Translation: That is much better!)
Sounds fun!
It was funny, I'll give you that... I've done some fun stuff on Babelfish, too. Try saying "freezing our butts off!", then translate it into the five languages, back and forth... It gets weird! :-)
... Mike "I'm glad that Mike Harris got
divorced" Bloxam.
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