"No Fat Chicks"?
Allan Jones
tonight's "Family Guy". This reminded me of all the "No Fat Chicks" mentions
on the Simpsons (ie, Homer singing the Nanny song). What does this slogan
mean, and where does it come from? Why does some guy hate obese women?
jake spinner
<abj...@sonic.net> wrote:
Homer also wears a shirt saying 'No Fat Chicks' on the episode with marge
and ruth on a high speed chase (i think its that episode). homer bursts
into a room with marge's friends holding a skunk and wearing the shirt.
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Because all fat people (men AND women) are lazy and gross.
Jenn~*
FitNFeisty
>Why does some guy hate obese women?
<<Because all fat people (men AND women) are lazy and gross.
Jenn~*
>>
It couldn't be that certain people are genetically predisposed to being
overweight, and must struggle with their weight their entire lives. Granted,
some overweight people are undisciplined and unkempt, but not even close to one
hundred percent.
Most of the guys I"ve seen wearing the "No Fat Chicks" shirts, are
overweight slobs themselves, much like Homer Jay Simpson.
David Puckett
SurgeDies <surg...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >Why does some guy hate obese women?
>
> Because all fat people (men AND women) are lazy and gross.
> Jenn~*
One of my best friends is a guy who used to weigh about 350 lbs, entirely at
the fault of a glandular problem. He worked harder than me, and ate a LOT less
than I do... right now, he weighs in at around 160, thanks to being able to
afford the liposuction... maybe he represents a very small minority, but I
still like to think that not ALL "fat people" are simply just too lazy and
disgusting to go out and exercise. I mean, I treat my own body pretty awful
(hmmm... fried peanut butter and banana sandwich and beer...), but I still
manage to keep myself around 170, while a LOT of people I know count the
calories in a tic-tac and exercise like it'll go out of style, yet still weigh
more than me....
Besides, fat people are more fun ;-)
Bug
around the world in floods of tears after your little tirades!
I can tell you exactly why fat men don't like fat women; someone has to
go on top!
And no I'm not fat, or even overweight for that matter.
I must admit I've never been able to fancy someone who was very
overweight, however much I liked them, but that's *my* problem. I've also
never knowingly been involved with a smoker, with much better reason.
Hmmmm, this started out as vaguely humourous and turned into a preach (Oh
God, I'm turning into my parents! NOOOOOoooooo!!!!).
In article <19990419132716...@ng62.aol.com>,
surg...@aol.com says...
> >Why does some guy hate obese women?
>
> Because all fat people (men AND women) are lazy and gross.
> Jenn~*
>
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>
> >Why does some guy hate obese women?
>
> Because all fat people (men AND women) are lazy and gross.
> Jenn~*
This may well be one of the most thoughtless statements ever posted to
Usenet.
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Here, Here!
To the dungeon with her :P (j/k)
--Danny
(BTW: I am a fat person,just in case ya were wonderin, but it's not
because I am lazy.)
DarthArada
should have never, and the Rock means never, been allowed to grace God's
green TV>
Get a life.
Danny C.
> Jenn~*
HEY! I resent that :P
*waddles out of the NG, singing the Burger King 'hold the pickles, hold
the lettuce..' song.)
Danny
AlexJ33106
>Jenn~*
Geez...aren't we a bit hypocritical today? I really hope that was a lame atempt
at writing a witty, humorful joke, because you are certainly turning out to be
quite the troll.
Jenn, you're this close away from entering my killfile. Just thought you should
know that. Good-day.
(BTW, I take offense at the above remark because, although I'm not "fat", I do
weigh a bit more than a skinny person would :))
-Alex(The #2 Simpsons Fan)
Scan
SickofUs wrote:
> jake spinner <jacob....@cs.uwa.edu.au> wrote in message
> news:jacob.spinner-1...@lab-mac-117.cs.uwa.edu.au...
> Also:
>
> Marge: We should build something the whole town could be proud of
>
> Homer: You mean like a big billboard that says No Fat Chicks?
>
> This is just more evidence that Family Guy is a pile of monkey crap, and it
> should have never, and the Rock means never, been allowed to grace God's
> green TV
Ehhh , it's good enough for the WB or maybe UPN, but not good enough for much
else.
Scan
the ebola virus wrote:
> why would these fat guys not like fat chicks?
fat guys tend to have small weinies and if they have sex with a fat chick they
would not be able to get it in and be reminded of their shame.
SickofUs
Joey AKA Gary
extremely rude and uncaring. In MANY cases, obescity cannot be helped, much
like someone who is handicapped. Are you going to now tell us that all
handicapped people are gross and lazy? I hope to God not. Needless to say, if
anything I am SKINNY, but I know some overweight people and beleive me, they
would be hurt by your comment. Hopefully, hurting people was not your goal. If
it was, you have probably succeeded.
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SurgeDies <surg...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >Why does some guy hate obese women?
>
Paul
>
>> why would these fat guys not like fat chicks?
>
> fat guys tend to have small weinies and if they have sex with a fat chick
they
>would not be able to get it in and be reminded of their shame.
>
Surely the fat bloke would be reminded of his shame well before attempted
penetration when he removes all his clothes and the fat bird gets to see
several layers of warm sweaty blubber sagging gracefully to the floor. Mind
you, she's probably having difficulty getting her heavily under-used thigh
muscles to prise apart those elephantine legs, so they would both be
red-faced and utterly demoralised before he gets the chance to ejaculate
prematurely when he happens to glance upon the largest pair of Ben & Jerry's
induced breasts since....(oh God please help me)
Danny C.
>
> You need to put more though into your comments, Jenn. What you just said was
> extremely rude and uncaring. In MANY cases, obescity cannot be helped, much
> like someone who is handicapped. Are you going to now tell us that all
> handicapped people are gross and lazy? I hope to God not. Needless to say, if
> anything I am SKINNY, but I know some overweight people and beleive me, they
> would be hurt by your comment. Hopefully, hurting people was not your goal. If
> it was, you have probably succeeded.
VERY Well said, Mr. Shabadoo :P.
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Bug
The question I'm asking myself, and I'm sure you are too, is 'How does
Scan know so much about weenies, especially those of fat guys?'.
Perhaps some things are better unknown! :)
In article <u7543Usi#GA.163@upnetnews03>, PRe...@msn.com says...
Allan Jones
Bug wrote in message ...
>And I thought *I* was bad!
>
>The question I'm asking myself, and I'm sure you are too, is 'How does
>Scan know so much about weenies, especially those of fat guys?'.
>
Should that part of him gain some weight, like the rest of his body?
>Perhaps some things are better unknown! :)
>
Here, here!
Allan Jones
SickofUs wrote in message <7fg856$fqk$1...@reader1.reader.news.ozemail.net>...
Because it reuses a running Simpsons gag? That doesn't seem a good enough
reason...
Scan
Bug wrote:
> And I thought *I* was bad!
>
> The question I'm asking myself, and I'm sure you are too, is 'How does
> Scan know so much about weenies, especially those of fat guys?'.
It's called over compensation, "If I can't be big there, I might as well be big
somewhere else."
>
>
> Perhaps some things are better unknown! :)
>
OgreManPSX
would've quoted the Rock, but someone already did.....)
Patrick McGovern
"And you can tell the phony pope by his haltertop sneakers and his unusually
foul language"
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leave that to the last three chickies I tried to pick up. Victory is
Mine...........AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
Joey AKA Gary wrote in message
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>You need to put more though into your comments, Jenn. What you just said
was
>extremely rude and uncaring. In MANY cases, obescity cannot be helped, much
>like someone who is handicapped. Are you going to now tell us that all
>handicapped people are gross and lazy? I hope to God not. Needless to say,
if
>anything I am SKINNY, but I know some overweight people and beleive me,
they
>would be hurt by your comment. Hopefully, hurting people was not your goal.
If
>it was, you have probably succeeded.
>
>--
>Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo (also known as Gary Wilson)
>http://www.members.tripod.com/~garoDaro/index.html
>
>
>SurgeDies <surg...@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:19990419132716...@ng62.aol.com...
>> >Why does some guy hate obese women?
>>
SickofUs
Allan Jones <abj...@sonic.net> wrote in message
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If you had any slooshy at all, you would know that I have posted about the
inanity of FG before.
And as for Get a Life boy
Darth something a rather
I usually find people who say that are the only ones effected by it. That is
to say, I have a life and find that not at all offensive, whereas you, must
find it offensive if you are using it in such a fashion, and hence have no
life.
Btw Liam Nieson's Jedi dies at the hands of Darth Maul, in case you didn't
catch the lattest spoilers.
DarthArada
<Btw Liam Nieson's Jedi dies at the hands of Darth Maul, in case you didn't
catch the lattest spoilers.>
Thank god I already knew that.
Allan Jones
SickofUs wrote in message ...
Acutally, it's not. My real name is Darrel Jones; I've had to use my
father's e-mail account for some time. I don't wanna get into the details...
Also, I don't think it's evidence, period. I think that show is hilarious!
Dave Gauvin
overweight women would no longer be allowed to wear revealing bathing suits
on the beach. His reasoning was that it "scared away tourists." Shortly
afterwards, after the (understandable) public outcry, he was forced to
resign. The story provided fodder for talk-show hosts and the OFF references
started shortly thereafter.
Other reference: Mayor Quimby once talked about some new law or other being
the biggest piece of legislation "since our no fat chicks ordinance."