What's your favorite Homer line? I'm compiling a top 100 list...
StealthLZL
Hello,
I'm compiling a top 100 Homer's greatest lines list for 2 reasons
1) I Love Homer like the father I always had
2) I have absolutely nothing better to do
I will post the results at the end of each month!
Please, only one vote per member to "ensure the list's integrity"
Doh!
Stealth
The Soskins
StealthLZL <steal...@aol.com> wrote in article
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> Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer..........
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! BBBBLLLAAHH!!! etc.
David Butterworth
I was at the pornography store. i was buying pornography.
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What's boger?
booger.
Booger?!???!??!?!!??!?!??!?!??!??!?!??!
Al Bundy
Homers Brain (sitting in the bath): Pick up bart, pick up bart, pick up
bart.
Homer: Pick-a-bar? What the hell is pick a bar?
Oh pick up bart.... (dashes outside naked)
Flanders: Hey homer, I can see ya doodle....
Homer: Shut up Flanders......AAhhhhh....
Tamara Cech
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. (Brain mode) Heh
heh. I would have never thought of that.
Tami
JACK EPSTEIN
$20? I wanted a peanut.
Brian Alan Fenik
I forgot to include another personal favorite of mine
Homer,"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Guy at window,"OK, What's your first name Mr. Burns."
Homer,"I don't know."
"Duff Beer for Me, Duff Beer for You,
I'll Have a Duff, You Have One Too."
BRIAN FENIK
Brian Alan Fenik
Personally, I partial to the episode where Mr. Burns is trying to get rid
of the dental plan in exchange for a Keg. Homer then proceeds to reason
with himself, unsuccessfully. (thinking) "Dental Plan? Lisa Needs Braces?
Dental Plan? Lisa Needs Braces..."
UBQ
ok, not postive of the exact line but it's something like this, Homer's
outside mowing the lawn and he yells:
Homer: "Marge get me a beer"
Marge: "We're out of beer, how 'bout some vegetable juice?"
Homer: "Don't tempt me WOMAN"
sailor_hjalmer
While there is of course nearly unimaginable competition, my favorite
Homer quote, (and overall favorite Simpsons moment) is:
"First I'll just reach down and pull up my legs...
And now I'll pull my arms out with my face."
Richard Matheson
As long as it's in the spirit of a list, I might as well make it
official. "Don't toy with me, WOMAN".
Now, for my favourite Homer line. There's so many, and I can't think
(it's the percanan), but I liked the infamous Grimey funeral scene:
"Marge, change the channel."
Richard "Oh no! Another boring space launch." Matheson
Donald Martin
Richard Matheson (dmat...@nbnet.nb.ca) wrote:
"You tried your best, and you failed. The lesson is: Never try!"
;)
st95...@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
One of my favorites was in the monorail episode when he decides he wants
to be a conductor. Marge is worried about him getting killed and he answers
her with something like: "Yeah, and what if I'm in the shower and slip on
a bar of soap -- Oh My God! I'd BE KILLED!
Jason
David Youmans
How about:
"Bart, I thought I taught stealing is wrong! Why the hell do you think
I took you to all of those Police Academy movies! For fun?! Well, I
didn't hear anyone laughing! Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my
booze!"
-Dave
Paul Gledhill
Whilst meandering aimlessly through the group, "The Soskins"
<ncc...@america.com> thought it wise to state that.....
>> Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer..........
> Marge: Go crazy?
> Homer: Don't mind if I do! BBBBLLLAAHH!!! etc.
1:Homer :<think of something clever> My name is Mr Burns
2: Hmmmm Baaaacon <drool>
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Whippingboy
Homer: "Really? Will you change your name to Homer Junior? Then all the
kids can call you HoJu!"
Bart: "...I'll get back to you on that."
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James Frazer
Jonathan Mark Francis <j...@winter01.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<PHIz1UAw...@winter01.demon.co.uk>...
>
> How about :
>
> "Aww, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's"
>
> Also, any line which is from his brain.
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>
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Apu friend me good
Jonathan Fletcher
Without a doubt the best Homer line is:
'Ummmmm bacon'
JF
LAUBK...@prodigy.net
MFox wrote:
>
> "Ahh, Rex Morgan M.D. You have the prescription for the daily blues."
>
> Classic
>
> MFox
"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories...'Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain
cells'....Now let's go to that...place...thingy...where our....beds..and
TV..is...."
moe
One of the best Homer lines is:
"Learned, Pepe"
At Your Service
Derek S. Morgan wrote:
>
> In article <01bc6564$33a7c820$58e0...@stuE058.ukc.ac.uk>,
How about when they pawn the TV for Family Therapy??
Pawn Shop Guy: Is she cable ready
Homer: As ready as she'll ever be!
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AAAHHHHH SIDESHOW BOB SIDESHOW BOB!!!!!!!!!
Kohji Tung
"Bart with $10,000 dollars we'll be millionares!"
"Marge are we Jewish?
"No Homer" Marge replies,
"Woo hoo!!" (Whips out a pig and starts eating.
"Ummmmmm, 69 slices of american cheeeeeeeese. 69, 68 67....."
kcha...@epix.net
-Mmmmmm..... Sacrilicious.... [waffle on ceiling]
-Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
-Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely
Jake Lennington
I think it has to be:
(Singing) "I am so smart! I am so smart!
S-M-R-T -- I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Dennis Cole
Mmmmmm.....Floor Pie.
Doug the Desert Tripper
"Mmmm.. waffle runnoff"
or
"Mmmm.. soylent green"
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Chris
Has to be:
Oh..Ah!!... Oohh... 20 Dollars?
<20 dollars can get you many peanuts>
'splain how?
<money can be exchanged for goods and services..>
'woohoo!!; Doh!
Fred Smith
How about this one?
Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the
money to fly home, then I will murder him.
Lisa: No, no! Then he'll know I told.
T.Brian
I think mine is:
"I gotta go my damn wiener kids are listening"
Hawkeye
Andrew
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Andrew
Purple is a colour is my fav!
Kohji Tung
I got a couple more:
"AHHHHHH I haven't seen a bong in years!"
"Barney! I got three words for you: Mellow OUT Man!!!"
Television:"Do you drink beer in the morning?"
Homer:"Does whiskey count as beer?"
Texas
How about...
HOMER: " Not a problem. I'll just pull my legs out with my arms and my
arms out with my face"
Eric Burns
Here's a nice short list of some of my faves. Hope they help.
Eric
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night--weird, strange, sick,
twisted, eerie, godless, *evil* stuff! And I want _in_!
-Homer J. Simpson
___________
Golf Pro: You know, Homer, you should you use an open-faced club. A
sand wedge.
Homer : Mmmmmm... Open-faced club sandwich...
___________
Homer: Someday the honest citizens of this town are gonna rise up
against you crooked cops.
Wiggum: Oh no! They are??? Have they set a date???
___________
"Don't play with the dead, boy. They have eerie powers...."
-Homer J. Simpson
"The other day I was so desperate for a beer I broke into the football
stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers"
-Homer J. Simpson
"Mmmmmmmmmmm, I'd do ANYTHING for a drop of sweet beer..."
-Homer J. Simpson
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Homer: "look at all those suck-ups following Bush"
<santa's little helper runs down the street and follows Bush and the
pack of buttkissing joggers>
Homer: "Heh heh heh. i guess you could say he's barking up the
wrong Bush"
Homer's Brain: "there it was, homer - the most clever thing you'll
ever say and no one was around to hear it"
Homer: "D'oh!"
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From the episode where Bart was to become Mr. Burns' heir and spied on
everyone's bathroom:
Bart: "Shut up, flower eater!"
Homer: "D'oh! My secret shame."
___________
The Simpsons are having dinner and Homer is griping about how he can't
get into the Stonecutters.
Homer: "I'm going to follow them [Lenny and Carl] tonight and see where
they go."
Marge: "Oh Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal.
Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you
thought he dug up your garden?"
Homer: "Well somebody did!"
Marge: "I don't want you stalking anyone tonight."
Homer: "OK OK, have it your way, Marge. (gets up) I'll be back in a
minute. (slyly) I'm going...outside...to STALK...Lenny and Carl.
(realizes) D'oh!"
B. Barnette
>____________
>
>From the episode where Bart was to become Mr. Burns' heir and spied on
>everyone's bathroom:
>
>Bart: "Shut up, flower eater!"
>Homer: "D'oh! My secret shame."
>___________
>
Another classic from the episode, combined with the outtakes from
episode #138
Homer: Do your worst! What are you gonna do? Release the DOGS, or the
BEES, or the DOGS with BEES in their mouth so that when they bark they
shoot BEES at you?!?
Me. Burns: My worst, eh? Smithers! Release the robotic Richard
Simmons!
MFox
Kevin Klassen
I would say the best line is:
MMM... Open-Faced club sandwich.
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moe
Mr. Thompson?
"I think he's talking to you."
Jeff Collins
[To waffle that fell from ceiling]: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...
mmmmmm...sacrilicious.
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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Marc Levin
In article <5mnn6e$h...@news.istar.ca>, Kevin Klassen <dkla...@istar.ca>
writes
>I would say the best line is:
>MMM... Open-Faced club sandwich.
I know I shouldn't eat ye...<eating sounds>...mmm, sacrilicous.
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By the way, if this letter is a bit hostile in some places I apologize
but in that case I had a rather heavy drinking session yesterday and
I'm not 100% yet
Michael Burr
Homer's best line has to be when Homer skips work to try selling sugar
door-to-door:
Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't
bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woo hoo! Four-day weekend!
Burr
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dave mc glynn
Hello my name is mister burn's I believe you have a letter for me? Ok
mister Burn's what's your first name?...............I don't know!
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pmadd...@alpha2.curtin.edu.au
from one of the tree house of horrors (the rip off of the shining)
homer: no tv and no beer make homer something something
Mrarge: go crazy?
Homer : dont min if i do . blblblblblbbbbllblblblb
On Mon, 26 May 1997, Dennis Cole wrote:
> Mmmmmm.....Floor Pie.
>
>
Paulus von P
Marge: I don't want you stalking Lenny and Carl.
Homer: Okay...I'm just going out to....stalk....Lenny and Carl...D'oh!
Gromit II
My favorite homer lines would have to be these lines from the
Homerplalooza episode:
You JIVE turkey. See ya gotta SASS it. Quit JIVIN me TURKEY.
Ya gotta sass it. A turkey is a bad person
And when I listen to a really good song, I start nodding my
head like I'm saying YES to every beet. YES! YES! YES! THIS ROCKS! And
then sometimes I switch it up like NO! NO! NO! DON'T STOP A ROCKIN!
Gromit II
Number87
"Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells.
Now let's go back to that...building...thingy...where our beds and
TV...is."
The Fairweathers
Evan Stegman wrote:
>
> one of my favorite line is from an episode where Marge is gone and Homer is
> delighting in doing things that Marge won't let him do. He leans back in
> his chair and says"
>
> "Mmmmmm, slanty."
>
> My favorite Homer line would have to be the one where he says:
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."
Please e-mail me with the URL to your top 100 list when it's completed.
Thanx.
To e-mail me simply remove the nospam
SuperFleik
and then, there's the alltime two best...
Homer: "So long, Beer, weve had some pretty good times....
When I was 17, I had some really good Beer...
That I purchased, with a fake ID...
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listening to Queen,
When I was 17...."
and....
Homer: "It's okay, we'll just go live a life Under the sea.....
UNDER THE SEA!
UNDER THE SEA!
THERE'LL BE NO ACUSATIONS, JUST FRIENDLY CRUSTACIONS,
UNDER THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!"
Marge: "That's your solution to everything, move under the sea, It's not
gonna happen!"
SuperFleik
How about:
Homer: "Aww, how come Bart gets to do that and I can't spend one night
lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardee's House?"
Or my personal favorite:
Homer: "Twenty Dollars, Ohh, I wanted a peanut!"
Homer's Brain: "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
Homer: "Explain how?"
Homer's Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"
Homer: "WOOHOO!"
Hoss
j...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (James Broumand Evans) wrote:
>One word:
>D'OHETH!
>(In respomse to Amish guy's "That's a fine barn but 'tain't no pool
>English")
>[1F22] "Bart of Darkness" (Simpsons get a pool)
My favorite would have to be either:
"MMMMM...Snouts"
or
"Egghead likes his bookie wook"
or
"Ahh Lisa, that's a load of rich cremery butter"
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Monty Burns
from the zombie halloween(III) story
Ned: Let me nibble on your ear
Homer:[shoots Ned]
Lisa: Dad, you shot the zombie Flanders
Homer: Flanders was a zombie?
Monty Burns shelto...@webtv.net :=)>
James Linehan
In article <19970606211...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
grom...@aol.com (Gromit II) wrote:
Marge:What did you kids learn in Sunday School?
Lisa: We learned the answer to deep theological questions . . .
Bart: Like how monkeys don't get into heaven.
Homer: They don't? I can understand the big hairy apes, but what about the
really cute, smart ones that live among us?
Mike Mancini
SuperFleik wrote:
Here is a classic line that I don't think you mentioned:
Call Mr. Plow
That's my name
That name again is Mr. Plow!
GregInLex
How bout when Homer and Marge are in bed discussing if he really saw an
Alien.
Marge: Homer, you just hear what you want to hear.
Homer: Thank you , I d love an omlette right about now.
~~~Greg
Keith Topping
From 'Marge on the Lam'
1st Workman (charging up a chainsaw): Homer, this is never easy... We're
going to have to cut your arms off...
Homer: They'll grow back, right?
1st Workman: Err... sure.
2nd Workman (shining torch into the can dispenser): Homer, are you just
holding on to the cans?
Homer: .... Your point being...?
--
Keith
monk...@worldnet.att.net
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Keith Topping
NickJVC <nic...@aol.com> writes
>In article <fb0AwFAN...@tooon.demon.co.uk>, Keith Topping
><ke...@tooon.demon.co.uk> put aside his curry and popodums to write:
gertcha...
>You almost can't top that one, but how about these bits from 'Deep Space
>Homer':
> [at NASA press conference]: "The only danger is if they send us to
>that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty...
>That was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!! Damn you
>all to hell!!!"
> "Mmmmmm... mediciney..."
> and: "You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?!"
>But my all-time favourite has to be from 'Dog of Death', after SLH has
>returned and the family all want to pet him:
> MARGE: "You can pet the cat."
> HOMER: "The cat? What's the point?!"
>Nick Cooper - Net Week 1.1 [Is this a life yet?]
a *sad* effort!
From You Only Move Twice
Scorpio: "Homer, if you could kill someone on the way out it'd mean a
lot to me" (not a direct quote as idon't have the episode to hand, but
something like that...)
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Marc Levin
In article <33be95f5...@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
monk...@worldnet.att.net writes
>
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>
Why do people post all these binaries? It takes ages to download and
local phone calls cost money over here.
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Matt Scott Zelman
these are my all-time favorites.
One Liners:
"please tell Bart i would just like a nice glass of syrup like i enjoy
every morning."
"they're butchering all the classics. could that basoon have come in
any later?"
"you have changed me as well. i am no longer the money craved
workaholic i once was."
"but Marge, valets. finally someone who would call me sir without
adding 'you're making a scene.'"
"everything lasts forever Lisa"
"if something's hard to do it's not worth doing."
"Colonel Klinc! why do you forsake me so!?"
Conversations:
Marge-well maybe we could use it once and then return it
Homer-Marge, we're not talking about a toothbrush here
Marge-we now have a $10,000 credit at Chanel
Homer-great, they sell beer and gum right?
Marge-do you want Bart to end up chief justice of the supreme court, or
some slezy stripper
Homer-can't he be both like the late Earl Warren
Marge-Earl Warren wasn't a stripper
Homer-oh, now who's being naive?
Lisa-i saved Bart and i foiled Bob's plans and i had a blimp fall on me
Homer-well i broke the fence but you don't hear me bragging
kimberly clark
For me, it begins and ends with this one ...
Homer: Hello ... my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Guy: Okay, Mr. Burns. Uh, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.
--Kimmer
Jarkko Gronberg
Matt Scott Zelman wrote:
>
> these are my all-time favorites.
>
> One Liners:
> "please tell Bart i would just like a nice glass of syrup like i enjoy
> every morning."
>
> "they're butchering all the classics. could that basoon have come in
> any later?"
>
> "you have changed me as well. i am no longer the money craved
> workaholic i once was."
>
> "but Marge, valets. finally someone who would call me sir without
> adding 'you're making a scene.'"
>
> "everything lasts forever Lisa"
>
> "if something's hard to do it's not worth doing."
>
> "Colonel Klinc! why do you forsake me so!?"
>
> Conversations:
> Marge-well maybe we could use it once and then return it
> Homer-Marge, we're not talking about a toothbrush here
>
> Marge-we now have a $10,000 credit at Chanel
Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is
-- and it's me.
FOpAg
Homer: Oh lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxaphone, but we've
expanded into other areas....literacy programs...preserving our beloved
covered bridges...world domination...
Lisa: World domination?
Homer:Oh, heh,..that...might just be a typo..(thinking): mental note:The
Girl knows too much.
Jerry McLaughlin
Same Episode:
Marge: Homer, have you been drinking?
Homer: No ! ... Well, ten beers.
GregInLex <greg...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970611225...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
Phil Stanger
I like the casino episode where Marge has a gambling problem and when she
asks if she should get some help he says, "no, just don't do it anymore"
(I can't remember the exact words but you get the jist....
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Gary Dixon
Favorite Homer line:
Homer: When I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad
wouldn't get it for me, so I held my breath until I passed out and
banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have
brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.
Kristian Fjord
Phil Stanger <psta...@argonet.co.uk> skrev i artiklen
<na.c9a0ea479b....@argonet.co.uk>...
Kristian Fjord , Denmark, Scandinavia
(http://home4.inet.tele.dk/k-fjord)
Very funny Homer line:
Marge: Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me
Homer: Sure they will.
John Olsen
"I used to rock and roll all night, and party every day... then it was
every other day... now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in
which to get funky"
-Homer Simpson-
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(313)317-6206
A Hellas
Lisa:I'm young no one listens to me.
Granpa:I'm old no one listens to me.
HOMER:I'm a white male ages 18-49,everyone listens to me!
A Hellas
big Bros. secretary:So,why do you want to join Big Brothers?
Brain:Don't say revenge,don't say revenge.
Homer:Revenge.
Brain:that's it I'm out of her (door slam,car driving away)
Mark Adams
I'm not sure of the whole thing but it involves Homer laughing @ another
group of people because, "Their clothes are different from our clothes".
If anyone remembers it, drop me a line @ dilbe...@hotmail.com
RazorCrash
Homer: It's just a little airborn, it's still good!
RazorCrash
Homer: Oh sure Lisa, a wonderful (hands wave in the air) MAGICAL animal!
Gordon fountain
On 27 Jun 1997 19:52:09 GMT, jlf...@aol.com (Jlfmac) wrote:
>"Batman's a scientist"
>
>"Less chat, more hat"
>
>"Homercles cares not for beans"
>
>"Remember when daddy hit the referee with the whiskey bottle?"
>
>"I've had just about enough Vassar bashing out of you"
>
>"How much longer was Sherbert planning on making this?"
>
>"Pickubar? What the hell does that mean?" (Pick Up Bart)
>
>"Look at me! I'm making people happy!"
>
"Oh my gosh that man's my exact double! Oh my gosh, that dog has a
fluffy tail!"
Barrue
"I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaaamming."
John Trenwith
What about the I'm making people happy lines
or the "bowling, come bowling (while firing shotgun in the air)
Nick Spicher
"Let me relax you, Marge, with the soothing sounds of the ocean."
(Homer then proceeds to make a number of hilarous sounds,
including a foghorn and a pirate voice)
"Oh Margie,
Oh you came and you found me a turkey
On my vacation away from work-y."
Nick:):D;)
Waltham Community Access Corporation
Marge the dogs hungry..... WELL FEED HIM..... Yesss master!
Steven Sadoway
Simpson wrote:
>
> Gordon fountain <gordon_...@mindlink.bc.ca> wrote in article
> <33b49831...@news.mindlink.net>...
> Marge, we need more strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate ice cream.
"Heh, heh... Mule."
"Moe is their leader."
"I'm on my way!"
"You don't know what it's like, Marge. I'm the one out their putting
his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order - YOU'RE out of order!
You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile 'o goo that was
your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge!
It's CHINATOWN!"
"I am evil Homer... I am evil Homer..."
"Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary defines a wedding
as: 'The removal of weeds from one's garden.'"
"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man, which makes me the woman!
And I have no interest in that... aside from occasionally wearing the
underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a 'comfort thing'."
"When kids today say 'bad', that means 'good'. And to 'shake your
booty' means to 'wiggle one's rump'. Permit me to demonstrate."
Trish Jasnoch
Gordon fountain wrote:
>
> On Tue, 01 Jul 1997 18:53:43 GMT, Mac...@ix.netcom.com (MacLaren)
> wrote:
> >drunk): Marge: Homer, i've never been so embarssed in my entire life!
> > Homer: Why what did you do?
> Homer: (correct me on this quote if you want!) Yes, the magical world
> of wonder! I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!.......I was
> being sarcastic.It's "I'm the magical man from Happy Land! In a gumdrop house on
lollipop lane!!"
st...@webtv.net
It'll have to be:
"Don't you know that in this country we have things called RULES? Why
do you think I took you to all those Police Academy Movies...FOR FUN? I
didn't hear anybody laughing....DID YOU? Except at that guy who made
crazy sounds....where was I? Oh yeah,- stay out of my booze."
John Isles, iv
In article <19970628152...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, bar...@aol.com
(Barrue) wrote:
> "I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaaamming."
My favorite Homer quotes are probably the "Mmmmm..." sayings. (Personal
fave: Mmmmm... BBQ.)
Another of my faves is in the episode where Bart demands the elephant:
[brakes screech]
Homer: D-OHH!
Lisa: A deer.
Marge: A female deer.
Gordon Fountain
On Tue, 08 Jul 1997 02:07:00 -0700, q...@qnet.com (John Isles, iv)
wrote:
Theres that great line after it too
"I'll just pull my arms out with my hands (arms get stuck in tar) and
my hands out with my (looks around) face!"
Henry Spencer
I like what he says to Marge when she's talking about how helping someone
is more important than being rewarded with money. "Marge, you're my wife
and I love you very much, but you're living in a world of make-believe,
with flowers and bells and magic frogs with funny little hats."
--
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!
cthon at iaccess dot com dot au
Gordon fountain <gordon_...@mindlink.bc.ca> wrote in article
<33bdf32d...@news.mindlink.net>...
Ross A. Hendrickson
Snake (To 3 nerds): "Ahh.. wallet inspector"
Nerds: "Ohh.. ahh.. here you go; Ok; that all seems to be in order"
Snake: "Whooooh I can not believe that just worked."
__Homer: "Heeeey.. That's not the wallet inspector!!"__
Mike Brann
Moe: "This thing can deep fry a buffalo in 40 seconds."
Homer: "Oh, 40 seconds? But I want it now!"
M. Brann
burn...@erols.com
From "$pringfield"
LISA: There's nothing to eat for breakfast!
HOMER: You've got to improvise Lisa. Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen
pie crust. Mmmmm.
LISA: Maybe Mom doesn't realize how much we miss her. We could go down
to the casino and tell her.
HOMER: There's no reason to bother your moth (take a big bite of his
"breakfast")...Let's go see Mom.
-Alex B.
PC
My Favourite Line:
HOMER: "Doh!"
Rachel R. George
My favorites:
"Lisa, you and your stories. Mr. Burns is a vampire. Beer kills brain
cells. Now let's go to that .... place .... where our beds and TV ....
is."
"It's the rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes!"
"Could you repeat the part of the stuff where you said about the things?
The things ...."
And my all-time favorite, after Marge pries the waffle that Homer has been
praying to off the ceiling:
"I know I shouldn't eat Thee ... Mmm, sacrilicious."
-Rachel
Neil Duffy
In article <33C4D4...@infinet.com>, Mike Brann <mer...@infinet.com>
writes
>Moe: "This thing can deep fry a buffalo in 40 seconds."
>Homer: "Oh, 40 seconds? But I want it now!"
>
>M. Brann
I don't Know if this would come under a Line But here goes
Homers Driving home in his car Singing to the tune of the Flinstones
"Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
he's about to hit a chestnut tree"
Homer proceeds to crash his car into a Chesnut tree
TeeHee
No Purchase or hamster necsasarry.
Scott Kell
Nothing can possibly beat:
"Oh no! A counterfeit jeans ring being run out of my car-hole!"
--
| Scott Kell | "Some people have a way with words. |
| AT&T | Some people...ohhh...not have way, |
| Chicago, IL | I guess." |
| | -Steve Martin- |
Jann Heringer
PC wrote:
>
> My Favourite Line:
> HOMER: "Doh!"
Of course there's the flashback episode where they put
about 15 or do D'ohS back to back.
The single best D'oh is when Santa's Little Helper breaks
free of his leash in the yard. Homer receives a phone
call from the old lady down the street complaining that
SLH is in her backyard pool. Homer says "IT IS NOT MY
DOG. I TIED MY DOG UP MYSELF. I AM LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT...
D'oHH!!" he says this as he looks out his back window
to see SLH is gone. He's really pissed the whole time
and he yells the D'oh as loud as I've ever heard it.
-Kurt
Gary Butler
Ross A. Hendrickson <ro...@pol.org> wrote:
: Snake (To 3 nerds): "Ahh.. wallet inspector"
: Nerds: "Ohh.. ahh.. here you go; Ok; that all seems to be in order"
: Snake: "Whooooh I can not believe that just worked."
: __Homer: "Heeeey.. That's not the wallet inspector!!"__
Homer: Marge, I'm a political prisoner!
Marge: How are you a political prisoner?!
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt. Do I have to paint you a picture?!
Donald Storgion
Well Homer, that's the smartest thing you will ever say and there was no
one around to here it, Doh!!!
--
Don Storgion
Kent Washington
JMMRPH <jmm...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970712005...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
> look at me marge, we've been separated for a day and I'm as dirty as a
> frenchman
> JMMRPh
>
Derrick Hendrix
Someone
Gordon fountain wrote:
>
> On Tue, 01 Jul 1997 18:53:43 GMT, Mac...@ix.netcom.com (MacLaren)
> wrote:
>
> >On 25 Jun 1997 00:08:00 GMT, ahe...@aol.com (A Hellas) wrote:
> >
> >>Lisa:I'm young no one listens to me.
> >>Granpa:I'm old no one listens to me.
> >>HOMER:I'm a white male ages 18-49,everyone listens to me!
> >Homer the morning he and marge had a big pary (homers still alittle
> >drunk): Marge: Homer, i've never been so embarssed in my entire life!
> > Homer: Why what did you do?
> Homer: (correct me on this quote if you want!) Yes, the magical world
> of wonder! I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!.......I was
> being sarcastic.
(Marge after Homer puts a Shake-and-Bake coupon in the church collection
plate)
Marge: 50 cents off Shake-and-Bake. Homer!
Homer: Don't worry Marge, we can spare it.
Omar
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I think it's funny that someone can misquote their favorite quote.
It's "or I'll stab you" --not "before I stab you"
Here's a funny one from the shary bobbins ep:
Lisa: But Bart didn't do anything!
Homer: "Didn't he lisa, Didn't he?
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A great line is when he's blitzed, trying to tell bart about men and
women in the episode he gets a crush on the neighbor. Something to the
effect
"So I said, 'Yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cause i
don't know where it is ya baloney. You make me want to wretch'"
Karrde
Jon McFadden wrote:
>
> Bart: And I'll take up smoking and give that up!
> Homer: Good job, boy. Giving up smoking will be one of the hardest
> things you ever do. Here's a dollar.
> Lisa: But he didn't do anything!
> Homer: Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he?
>
> I agree that that's one of the best quotes ever.
> --
> Jon McFadden
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Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: huh?
Homer's brian: You can buy more peanuts with it.
Homer: Woohoo!
Ok, so I couldn't remember the EXACT quote, but still one of the
funniest Homer scenes. :)
Ross A. Hendrickson
ab...@gis.net,NewsGroups writes:
>I know I should not eat thee.... but....
>MMMMMMM, Sacrelicious
Im confused about that one..
he was talking abou tthe waffle being god.. and maybe he was saying
"Mmmm.. Sacreligious" (Sacrilige)
-Ross