Homers Brain line, add best
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Homers Brain "If you were smart you could think of something"
Homer "Stupid brain"
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The Main Idea is to Keep the Main
Idea, the Main Idea. . .
Mark Alan Teagarden
The best brain line is in the episode when Homer wants to be a bigger
brother or surrogate dad or whatver.
Interviewer:Why do you want to be a bigger brother?
Brain:Don't say revenge...don't say revenge...
Homer:Revenge
Brain: That's it, I'm outta here (clump clump clump clump *SLAM*)
976-LOUD
"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip"
and of course...
"Alright brain, let's just do this so I can get back to killing you
with beer.."
SRA Jc
Joseph Gattafoni
This one they have cut out in syndication, but it was in the episode where Marge
kicks Homer out of the house. Homer is in the treehouse trying to come up with
ideas of how to win Marge back. Lisa brings him some pudding and Homer's asks his
brain for help on winning Marge back, but all his brain can say is "eat the
pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding" over and over again
until he says something like "alright, we'll eat the pudding and then we'll come
up with ideas" This was one of my favorite scenes ever, and I was extremely upset
when they cut it out in syndication.
Patrick
Andrew Thornton
In message <31B3CE...@wwonline.com>
Joseph Gattafoni <jgat...@wwonline.com> writes:
> Patrick
How about:
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"
or
"OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me but let's just do
this thing and I can get back to killing you with beer...... (brain
replies) it's a deal"
BTW, probably a dumb question but what's syndication?
--
Andy...
"If something is hard to do then it's just not worth doing."
Homer J. Simpson.
Corey Weir
On Tue, 4 Jun 1996, Andrew Thornton wrote:
> How about:
> "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"
> or
> "OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me but let's just do
> this thing and I can get back to killing you with beer...... (brain
> replies) it's a deal"
How about in the episode where George Bush moves in across the street and
Santa's Little Helper goes off jogging with Bush? Homer says aloud, "You
might say he's barking up the wrong bush!" Homer's brain says, "There it
is Homer: the wittiest thing you'll ever say and noone's around to hear
it."
Until...
Corey
***** Corey Weir (cw...@europa.cs.mun.ca) Psychology/Philosophy at MUN *****
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* is that men are like firemen. To us, sex is an emergency and no matter *
* what we're doing, we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other *
* hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to *
* be exactly right for it to occur." -Jerry Seinfeld *
John M. Sharp
Corey Weir <cw...@cs.mun.ca> wrote:
>On Tue, 4 Jun 1996, Andrew Thornton wrote:
>> How about:
>> "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"
>> or
>> "OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me but let's just do
>> this thing and I can get back to killing you with beer...... (brain
>> replies) it's a deal"
>How about in the episode where George Bush moves in across the street and
>Santa's Little Helper goes off jogging with Bush? Homer says aloud, "You
>might say he's barking up the wrong bush!" Homer's brain says, "There it
>is Homer: the wittiest thing you'll ever say and noone's around to hear
>it."
In one episode Homer is looking for peanuts under the couch, but he
finds a $20 bill, he complains, and his brain says "$20 bill better
than peanuts"
Homer pauses and says "explain how."
Brain "$20 bill buy lots of peanuts"
Then the bill flies away and Bart and Milhouse get it and buy an
all-syrup squishy.
david
Sean E Steinmarc
: In one episode Homer is looking for peanuts under the couch, but he
: finds a $20 bill, he complains, and his brain says "$20 bill better
: than peanuts"
: Homer pauses and says "explain how."
: Brain "$20 bill buy lots of peanuts"
: Then the bill flies away and Bart and Milhouse get it and buy an
: all-syrup squishy.
great line, but you missed the best part of it:
homer says aloud "aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut"
brain: "twenty dollars can buy LOTS of peanuts"
homer: "explain how"
brain: "money can be exchanged for goods and services"
:-)
PJ Kemp
Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
John Sullivan
Vi Chi Nghiem
Mark Alan Teagarden (mtea...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu) wrote:
: The best brain line is in the episode when Homer wants to be a bigger
I don't know the specifics, but it was when the brain said something like:
" Be quiet! we could of done that. " Then his brain released some
endorphines and Homer's face suddenly relaxed after they made a pact or
something. His relaxed face got me bustering into laughter. Does anyone
know which epidsode ( sorry about the spelling ) it was..
Joseph Gattafoni
Another good Homer brain scene is when the family and the evil sisters
are in the car on the way to Marges aunts funeral. One of the sisters
calls the aunt a "legend in her own time" and Homer is thinking "ya,
legend of the dog faced woman" and then he starts laughing out loud and
actually says "legend of the dog faced woman, that's funny" not
realizing he's saying it instead of thinking it.
Another good one is when he is going to take the day off for the duff
brewery tour and he keeps mixing up what he is thinking and what he is
saying. I can't remember the dialogue word for word, but it's funny when
he says "oh,oh I've gotta think up a lie fast" when he actually is
suppose to be thinking it instead of saying it out loud.
Ya gotta love Homer!
Patrick
Space Ghost
psy...@zetnet.co.uk (Andrew Thornton) wrote:
>How about:
>"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"
>or
>"OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me but let's just do
>this thing and I can get back to killing you with beer...... (brain
>replies) it's a deal"
This is sort of related, but I liked the time he said,
"Well, if they don't let me into this bar, I'll have to give up
drinking." (Something like that, anyway)
His liver says, "Yeah!"
He says, "Shut up, liver!" and punches himself.
"Ow, my liver hurts!"
hee-hee, I love that bit!
Wolfgang McKeown
Homer is at Selma's wedding to Troy McClure and Reverend Lovejoy asks if
anyone knows why the two should not be married.
Zoom to Homer.
Brain (singing): "Da da da da da, HEY! Da da da da, HEY! Da da."
Jerry A. Barrows
I'm not sure of the episode number, but it was the episode in which Bart
made a prank collect call to Australia; and the US State Dept. sent him
there to get "the boot."
The part of the episode you refer to was when Homer recieved the phone
bill full of Bart's calls to the southern hemisphere...Homer was going to
ask Marge who made the calls, and his brain said "No, shut up, it could
have been us."
Homer then said something like "I'd better check with Marge"
Brain: NO you could embarrass us both, just write out a check and I'll
release some endorphines!
PJ Kemp
"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy
thoughts...."
Sekula
Vi Chi Nghiem wrote:
>
> Mark Alan Teagarden (mtea...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu) wrote:
> : The best brain line is in the episode when Homer wants to be a bigger
> : brother or surrogate dad or whatver.
>
> : Interviewer:Why do you want to be a bigger brother?
> : Brain:Don't say revenge...don't say revenge...
> : Homer:Revenge
> : Brain: That's it, I'm outta here (clump clump clump clump *SLAM*)
>
> I don't know the specifics, but it was when the brain said something like:
> " Be quiet! we could of done that. " Then his brain released some
> endorphines and Homer's face suddenly relaxed after they made a pact or
> something. His relaxed face got me bustering into laughter. Does anyone
> know which epidsode ( sorry about the spelling ) it was..
Yeah.. It was when Bart had to apologize to Australia. He looks at the phone bill and asks," Who made all these
phone calls? (i think)" His brain says, "Quiet. It might have been you. Just write the check and I'll release
some endorphins."
My fav was when Homer lost his peanut and found 20 dollars instead. He mourns the loss of his peanut. His brain
say, "20 dollars can buy many peanuts." Homer says, "Explain how." Brain-"Money can be exchanged for goods and
services."
Margaret H. Jones
Let's not forget that part on the "138th Episode Spectacular" where they
showed parts of previous Simpsons episodes that were cut and therefore
not yet shown to viewers. Although this isn't exactly Homer's brain
talking to him, I liked the part where one of the gremlins from Hell uses
Homer's head for a bowling ball, then it hits the spiked pins, splits
open, and reveals a note saying "I owe you one brain. God."
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Jean P. Laborde
the best was when Homer was taking the final exam in his nuclear
physics test:
Homer: OK, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Just get me
thourgh this test and I can get back to killing you slowly with beer
Brain: It's a deal!
altho the revenge line was also great
Sieve
Yet another mental dialogue occurred in the Austrailia episode. I wish I
could remember exactly how it went...but the end result was Homer's brain
telling him that if Homer would simply write the check, his brain would
"release some more endorphins."
s
"I cut my tongue on these pancakes!"
Tony
Would have to say one of my favorite lines was in the George Bush
episode, where Santa's Little Helper runs off to follow George Bush
while he was jogging, and he goes "You might say he's barking up the
wrong bush!" "(There it is Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever
say and noone was here to listen to you.)" "Doh!"
goatsucker
PJ Kemp <p...@pacificcoast.net> escribe:
> "Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy
> thoughts...."
>
C. Spalding
There is also those perfect for every occasion phrases:
Release the Hounds
In your face Flaaandeeers
Ha ha (courtesy of Nelson)
J.W.Beard
PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
: Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
: too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
"Q-Tip"?
James.
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Marcus Millar
In article <10...@rook.ukc.ac.uk>, "J.W.Beard" <jw...@ukc.ac.uk> writes
>I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
>as I'm from England?
God save us Limeys one and all
>Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
>"Q-Tip"?
It's a bleedin' cotton bud, a favourite tool of all comic writers.
> | | ) James Beard University of Kent at Canterbury |
Ah, that explains everything.
I guess I should feel pity, now that I
know the sad truth
--
Sheriff Lobo
Jon Hall
In article <10...@rook.ukc.ac.uk> jw...@ukc.ac.uk (J.W.Beard) writes:
>PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
>: Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
>: too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
>as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
>"Q-Tip"?
Oh yeah. Very American. The "Meow meow meow" bit is a jingle from an old
commercial for "Meow Mix" cat food. Why I remember this and not my parents'
phone number is one of the great mysteries of the universe.
"Q-Tip" is a brand of cotton swab. They are the dominant brand, so "Q-Tip"
has come to stand generically for cotton swab in everyday parlance.
Enjoy your new knowledge,
Jon
Donna Coyne
: I don't know the specifics, but it was when the brain said something like:
: " Be quiet! we could of done that. " Then his brain released some
: endorphines and Homer's face suddenly relaxed after they made a pact or
: something. His relaxed face got me bustering into laughter. Does anyone
: know which epidsode ( sorry about the spelling ) it was..
It was in the ep when Lisa had a crush on Corey and ran up a huge
phone bill calling the "Corey Hotline". Homer sees the bill:
Homer: Seven hundred dollars!!! Who made all these phone calls?!?
Homer's Brain: Shut up, maybe it was you. Just write a check and
I'll release some more endorphins.
[Homer writes check, brain releases endorphins, Homer makes blissed-out face]
Homer: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...
Donna Coyne
J.W.Beard (jw...@ukc.ac.uk) wrote:
: PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
: : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
: : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
: I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
There's a cat food here called "Meow Mix". The commercial for it
depicts (through camera wizardry and overdubbing, one assumes)
a bunch of cats singing the "Meow Mix song", which goes like this:
"meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow"
It's basically just Homer being a dork and wasting perfectly
good telepathic powers to send Bart a dumb commercial.
: as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
: "Q-Tip"?
It's a little cardboard or plastic stick about as long as your
pinky finger, that has both ends of it tipped with sterile cotton.
It looks sort of like a tiny barbell, and is used for cleaning
ears, nostrils, and other body orifices, or applying topical
medications (e.g., iodine, peroxide, calamine lotion, etc.).
If you're careless while cleaning your ear with a Q-Tip, you
can give yourself a hell of a poke in the ear, but they're not
really long enough to poke yourself in the brain with (not that
I've tried).
Now you tell me what a "burk" is.
Michael O. Voll
In article <31bbb29f...@news.itd.umich.edu>
Homer finds $20 under the couch.
Homer: Awwww. I was hoping for a peanut.
Brain: Money can be used to buy many peanuts.
Homer: WhooHoooo!!! ...Explain.
Brain: Money can be used as exchange for goods and services.
Homer: Ohhhh.
ch...@sprynet.com
> : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
> : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
> I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
> as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
> "Q-Tip"?
First question: It's probably an American reference, unless you have Meow Mix (a cheap,
crappy cat food--I work in a pet store, so I'm prejudice towards more premium brand) in England.
In the commercial these cats go "meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow". :-)
As for the second question: A Q-tip is basically a small wooden stick with cotton on either end
that you use to clean your ears.
Hope that helps.
Lori Ann Chauvette
ch...@sprynet.com
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Joseph Gattafoni
> : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>
> I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
> as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
> "Q-Tip"?
The meow meow meow reference is from an old cat food commercial here in North America
where the cats are singing this song while eating the cat food. I believe it is for
Purina Cat Chow if I remember correctly. A Q-tip is a cotton swab for cleaning stuff
out of your ears.
Patrick
J.W.Beard
Donna Coyne (dco...@email.unc.edu) wrote:
: Now you tell me what a "burk" is.
A "berk" is a slang term which means "idiot" or "fool".
I think the origination comes from rhyming slang - berk
is short for "Berkeley Hunt", and you can probably guess
what that rhymes with!!
James.
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Mark Strong
The best brain line:
The Mr. Plow episode!!
After homer had just crashed into his own car.
Insurance Inspector: And Mr. Simpson, this "Moe's" what type of
establishment is it?
H Brain: Don't tell him it's a bar, don't tell him it's a bar!
H: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.
Hilarious. Laughing out loud just thinking about it.
Stinkypoo
jw...@ukc.ac.uk (J.W.Beard) wrote:
>
> PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
> : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
> : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>
> I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
> as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
> "Q-Tip"?
>
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> | _| Musicman http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/2511 |
> +---- (_) ----------------------------------------------------------+
I'm not sure, but wasn't it "Yum yum yum yum, yum yum yum yum"?
Stinkypoo
Carl Payne
Stinkypoo wrote:
>
> jw...@ukc.ac.uk (J.W.Beard) wrote:
> >
> > PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
> > : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
> > : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
> >
> > I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
> > as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
> > "Q-Tip"?
> >
the Dr. Who song GREAT STUFF!!!!!
Carl Payne
Jon Hall
>jw...@ukc.ac.uk (J.W.Beard) wrote:
>>
>> PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
>> : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
>> : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>>
>> I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
>> as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
>> "Q-Tip"?
>I'm not sure, but wasn't it "Yum yum yum yum, yum yum yum yum"?
> Stinkypoo
No. It's "Meow meow meow meow." It's from an old cat food commercial.
Jon
Dave Bennett
From the episode where Bart sells his soul :
Bart runs out of the restaurant, leaving his meal. Homer calls after
him that he hasn't finished his ribs (or whatever he was eating).
Brain "Silence you fool, they can be ours!"
Homer (calls after Bart) "Run Boy! Run for your Life!!!"
Had me in stiches. Even used a copy of a sample for playing Rise of
the Triad.
C Ya
Dave
--
"Someone's at the door."
American Gothic
--
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Joe Gioia
okay brain, you don't like me and i don't like you, but help me out this
once and i can go back to killing you with beer. deal?
deal.
special to our british pals:
a q-tip is a cotton swab, frequently used here to clear the ears of soapy
water after a shower.
a shower is a method of bathing where one stands under an aerated stream
of hot water.
AMoore9603
Homer's responce was that he thought it was the record club-sorry wrong
episode
Unknown
Graham Hall
> > I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
> > as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
> > "Q-Tip"?
>
> I'm not sure, but wasn't it "Yum yum yum yum, yum yum yum yum"?
> Stinkypoo
Geez, don't you people clean your ears? A Q-Tip is a little "stick"
with cotton swabs on both ends and you use it to clean your ears.
And it was "meow", from the cat food comercial.
You learn something new everyday don't you?
tic...@airmail.com
jst...@kaien.awinc.com%Inte...@csgi.com (jst...@kaien.awinc.com) wrote:
"The best brain line":
>boy scoutz n the hood episode - Homer finds a $20 bill under the couch
while looking for a peanut. He says "oh (dejectedly) $20, I wanted a
peanut!"
brain: "$20 can buy many peanuts"
Homer: "explain how!"
brain: "money can be exchanged for goods & services"
I'm still laughing...
carolann
Brewing Tea
>> > : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
>> > : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>> > I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
>> > as I'm from England?
This is a cat-food commercial that played during the 80's. Actually,
it might STILL by on. I don't watch enough daytime TV to know.
>Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
>"Q-Tip"?
It's a cotton swab on a small stick. It is used to clean out one's
ear.
And to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt. Allow me to
demonstrate. ;)
>> > James.The best brain line was at Troy McClure's weding when he was thinking
>the Dr. Who song GREAT STUFF!!!!!
For the LAST TIME: THAT WAS NOT THE DR. WHO SONG!!!!!!!
He said: "Na-naaaa-na. Hey! Na-na-na-na-na-naaaaaa....etc."
Where in the Dr. Who song is the word "Hey!"? NOWHERE!!!!
Brewing Tea
------------------------------------------
"I would not want to be Mr. T right now."
-Homer Simpson
"It's not a big deal, unless you make it a big deal."
-Seth Gecko
------------------------------------------
Danny Holwerda
In article <4r6om0$c...@mother.usf.edu>, brew...@suntan.eng.usf.edu
(Brewing Tea) wrote:
> >> > James.The best brain line was at Troy McClure's weding when he was
thinking
> >the Dr. Who song GREAT STUFF!!!!!
>
> For the LAST TIME: THAT WAS NOT THE DR. WHO SONG!!!!!!!
>
> He said: "Na-naaaa-na. Hey! Na-na-na-na-na-naaaaaa....etc."
>
> Where in the Dr. Who song is the word "Hey!"? NOWHERE!!!!
>
> Brewing Tea
Actually, I think that the song Homer was singing in his head during the
wedding was one called "Rock and Roll Part 2" by Gary Glitter. Most
people don't actually know it by that name, though. It's one of those
songs that they always play at sports events to get the crowd psyched up
(like Queen's "We Will Rock You").
John
In article <4r6om0$c...@mother.usf.edu>, Brewing Tea
<brew...@suntan.eng.usf.edu> writes
>>> > : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
>>> > : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>
>>> > I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
>>> > as I'm from England?
>
>This is a cat-food commercial that played during the 80's. Actually,
>it might STILL by on. I don't watch enough daytime TV to know.
>
>>Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
>>"Q-Tip"?
>
>It's a cotton swab on a small stick. It is used to clean out one's
>ear.
>
>And to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt. Allow me to
>demonstrate. ;)
>
>>the Dr. Who song GREAT STUFF!!!!!
>
>For the LAST TIME: THAT WAS NOT THE DR. WHO SONG!!!!!!!
>
>He said: "Na-naaaa-na. Hey! Na-na-na-na-na-naaaaaa....etc."
>
>Where in the Dr. Who song is the word "Hey!"? NOWHERE!!!!
>
> Brewing Tea
>
>"I would not want to be Mr. T right now."
> -Homer Simpson
>
>"It's not a big deal, unless you make it a big deal."
> -Seth Gecko
>------------------------------------------
>
-- actually it was the doctor who song, you know
Docterr whoooooooo
the tardice,
DOCTORR WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE TARDICE,
John
bout...@med.wcc.govt.nz
In article <4r6om0$c...@mother.usf.edu>, brew...@suntan.eng.usf.edu (Brewing Tea) writes:
>>> > James.The best brain line was at Troy McClure's weding when he was thinking
>>the Dr. Who song GREAT STUFF!!!!!
>
> For the LAST TIME: THAT WAS NOT THE DR. WHO SONG!!!!!!!
>
> He said: "Na-naaaa-na. Hey! Na-na-na-na-na-naaaaaa....etc."
>
> Where in the Dr. Who song is the word "Hey!"? NOWHERE!!!!
'Doctorin' the Tardis'
by The Timelords (who later became a much better band with a different name)
Not only did it have 'hey' in it, but it also had the words 'Doctor Who'. In
fact, as far lyrics went 'Doctor whoo-ooo, Hey!, Doctor Who' was pretty much
the extent of it.
It was basically the theme tune with some extra bits added. So it was certainly
*a* doctor who song (and a fairly popular one at the time).
-Tangle
Jerrod Kaplan
On 13 Jun 1996 17:52:02 GMT, dco...@email.unc.edu (Donna Coyne)
wrote:
Actually, the phone bill came from Bart's long-long distance calls to
the southern hemisphere to find out which way the water flushes.
--J
Jerrod Kaplan
On Wed, 12 Jun 96 09:02:15 GMT, jw...@ukc.ac.uk (J.W.Beard) wrote:
>PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
>: Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
>: too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>
>I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
>as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
>"Q-Tip"?
>
>James.
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Can't help you with the song reference, because I don't know myself,
but a Q-tip is a cotton swab you clean your ears with. Let's see if I
can draw one:
_____ _____
( _____ ================ _____ )
Hmm . .. close, anyway.
--J
MARSHALGER
How about the deal Homer makes with his brain just before he takes a
test?-"OK brain I dont like you and you dont like me but if you get me
through this exam I'll go back to killing you with Beer".
Jonathan Helis
Stinkypoo <de...@inexpress.com> wrote:
>jw...@ukc.ac.uk (J.W.Beard) wrote:
>>
>> PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
>> : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
>> : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>>
>> I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
>> as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
>> "Q-Tip"?
>>
The "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow" was a used many years back in an
American TV commreical for Meow Mix cat food. I'm surprised nobody
here caught that.
Q-Tip - Cotton Swab.
Any Questions?
73,
Jon Helis, KB5IAV
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA
Weatherdon Derek K
Jonathan Helis (kb5...@popalex1.linknet.net) wrote:
: Stinkypoo <de...@inexpress.com> wrote:
: Q-Tip - Cotton Swab.
: Any Questions?
: 73,
My choice is when Homer, to spite Bart goes to 'Bigger Brothers', to get
a 'littler brother'. As the social worker interviews him, the question
comes up: 'Why do you want to be a bigger brother?'
Homer's brain: 'Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!'
Homer: 'uhh...Revenge?'
Homer's brain: 'That's it! I'm outta here!' Sound of angry footsteps
moving down a hall followed by a door being openned and slammed shut.
And how could we forget: 'Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts'
Image of Barney in a bikini humming the 'I Dream of Jeannie'
theme...'brrr..*that's* unsexy!'
derek
Kevin Chan
My fave Homer's Brain line is the one when Homer has to go back to college to take that Nuclear
Science course or something. During the final exam, Homers says something to this degree:
Homer: You know I don't like you brain & you don't like me. So lets just pass
this exam and I'll continue to kill you w/beer and TV
Homer's Brain: Its a Deal !
Kevin
LuvY...@worldnet.att.net
Http://home.aol.com/LuvYaMira
GO HABS ! GO 'SPOS ! GO VILLENUEVE !
Phil & Leigh Dennison
That song is the damn "Doctor Who" chant over a backing track of "Rock and
Roll Circus Part 1" by Gary Glitter, fer crying out loud.
Laura
In <Pine.A32.3.92a.96070...@homer12.u.washington.edu>
Jamilyn Daniels <jam...@u.washington.edu> writes:
>
>x-no-archive:yes
>collect call, and then left the phone off the hook for hours? He was
>extradited and the funniest thing happened when he left his frog in
the
>fountain and it jumped out and overtook the entire continent!!
>
>Jamilyn
>
Have you ever seen the comic-documentary about the frogs who really DID
take over Australia? It was hilarious! I fell off the couch when I
saw the Simpsons' take-off !
:) Laura <--- continuously falling off furniture
William F. Shaffer
In my opinion, the best brain line is when Homer recieves the phone bill
for all of the southern henisphere places that Bart called. He is going
to ask about it when his brain says, "No! Don't! Just write out a check
and I'll release some more endorphans."
Bill
bil...@epix.net
Darren Scharf
Policeman: (Asks Homer where he was)
Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar.
Homer: I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Brain: Woohoo!
Darren
Spookey Mulder
Homer: Now brain, I don't like you, and you don't like me. So just let
me pass this test and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Brain: It's a deal!
--
If it quacks like a duck and looks like a duck, it's probably a cow (or
a Republican, depending on how high you are).
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"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now
quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers..."
- Homer Simpson -
PROTEST THE TELECOMUNICATIONS DECENCY ACT!
vis...@cris.com
Visaman
trentr
In article <31E05...@pop3.concentric.net>,
vis...@pop3.concentric.net says...
>
>Darren Scharf wrote:
>>
>> Policeman: (Asks Homer where he was)
>> Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar.
>> Homer: I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
>> Brain: Woohoo!
>>
>> Darren
>
>
Otto and Bart are playing guitar in the garage and Homer barges in and says
something to the effect of:
Hey, will you keep it down in here, I can't even hear myself think.
(Brain) - "I want peanuts"
Homer- That's better
Brian Matthew Mcmahon
The brain lines are all great, but the best conversation Homer
has with any of his internal organs comes in the episode where Homer gets
kicked out of Moe's and he searches desperately for a new bar
to drink in:
Homer, as he approaches the airport bar: "Well, this is the
last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in here, I'll
never drink again."
Homer's liver: "Whoo-hoo"
Homer: "Shut up, liver!"
Homer punches himself in the liver.
Homer: "Ohhhh...liver hurts."
robbie w. price
At Brad Goodman's Lecture "Owning your okayness"
Brad: "Everyone listen to the voice of your inner child"
Homer's Brain/Inner Child: "Food goes in here"{his mouth}
Sbc
In article <747cc$1524e.31b@NEWS>, kb5...@popalex1.linknet.net says...
>
>Stinkypoo <de...@inexpress.com> wrote:
>
>>jw...@ukc.ac.uk (J.W.Beard) wrote:
>>>
>>> PJ Kemp (p...@pacificcoast.net) wrote:
>>> : Homer <telepathically to Bart>: "I know you can read my thoughts
>>> : too, boy....meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."
>>>
>>> I don't get that joke! Is this a specific American reference,
>>> as I'm from England? Oh yeah, here's another one - what is a
>>> "Q-Tip"?
In respons to your question, Sir, A Q-tip is a cotton swab specially
designed to clean the Nail Varnish that ladies apply to their finger
nails, that spills over to their cuticles. To clean up this mess and
to make the appearance of the nail varnish over top the nail look clean
and well manicured. We dip the "Q-TIP" in nail varnish remover and
apply it to the edges of the nail.
Broderic Gonzales
"Dental Plan."
"Lisa needs braces."
Justine Bhandary
homer has been hospitalised for a heart transplant. he is seen
on his bed before/after his operation with the remote control
of the bed in his hands. the scene goes to the effect of:
homer: bed goes up
(pushes buttons and bedrest goes up)
homer: bed goes down
(pushes button and bedrest goes down)
homer: bed goes up.. bed goes down..
justine
SarahJoEln
My favorite one is when Mr. Smithers says,"Send the widow a ham!" and
Homer's brain says "Mmmm, ham!" Mr. Smithers quickly says, "Better yet
forget the ham"
TarlaStar
Justine Bhandary <bhan...@ties.itu.ch> wrote:
The one that sticks in my head is when Homer's head is turned into a
donut. He's in the kitchen at breakfast and Marge admonishes him to
quit picking at his head. (paraphrasing) "But Marge, I'm so sweet and
fluffy!" (swallows a chunk of head). Outside, on the lawn, the entire
police force waits with steaming cups of coffee and Chief Wiggam
reassures them, "He's gotta come out sometime, Boys."
****
Dammit Jeb, I'm as Amish as the next guy, but if we don't take
out that sub, there won't be a Pennsylvania to go home TO!
--my son, Eric.
***
Rev. Mutha Tarla Star ://www.ionet.net/~bmyers/homepage.html
NancyDrew8
i have two best homer brain lines. forgive me if im repeating any which
hae already been mentioned.
when bart calls australia (among other locations such as "disputed zone")
homer receives the phone bill and remarks out loud "who made all these
phone calls?" then homers brain replies "quiet homer, it may have been
you. just sign the check and ill release some more of those endorphins."
after that, homer sits there smiling.
then when homer uses some really lame excuse for something, and his brain
says "thats it, im outta here." and you can hear his brain leaving his
head. forgive the vagueness of that reference but its late and im tired!
BlueAngel0
Well, this isn't from Homer's brain, but it's from when Bart cudt school
and the principal knows it, but he's still trying to bust him for it.
Anyway they are sitting in court and Bart can tell what the principal is
saying. That one cracked me up, and it still does!
Michael Chapman
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.>Well, this isn't from Homer's brain, but it's from when Bart cudt school
.>and the principal knows it, but he's still trying to bust him for it.
.>Anyway they are sitting in court and Bart can tell what the principal is
.>saying. That one cracked me up, and it still does!
But Bart can also tell what Homer is thinking.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Dallas Michael Baker
Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.simpsons: 20-Jul-96 Re: Homers Brain line,
add .. by BlueA...@aol.com
"I know you can hear MY thoughts too, boy...Meow meow meow meow Meow
meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow...."
That is one of his better brain-lines. Other great ones:
(inner child, actually) "Food goes in here!" "It sure does."
Homer: "Hey! Who called these places (lists southern-hemisphere locales)?"
Brain: "Quiet. It might be us."
Homer: "I'm going to go find out."
B: "No! You'll make a fool out of us!"
H: "No, I'm going to go ask Marge."
B: "Just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins."
From the land of pleasant living
10-4
dallas, the fez-master.
Don't mind me; that's the crack talking.
Claudia C Muia
In article <4srr47$f...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, bluea...@aol.com (BlueAngel0) writes:
>Well, this isn't from Homer's brain, but it's from when Bart cudt school
>and the principal knows it, but he's still trying to bust him for it.
>Anyway they are sitting in court and Bart can tell what the principal is
>saying. That one cracked me up, and it still does!
>
Even better in that episode, when Homer is a memeber of the Jury. His brain
is saying "meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow,
meow meow meow meow"
(The Meow mix commercial)
I'm still laughing.
Claudia
--
Chris Nelson
Easily the best Homer Brain line was when Homer lost his peanut (in the
Father/ Son rafting trip)
(Peanut falls under couch)
Homer: Doh! (looking under couch, finds $20)
Woo hoo- doh, it's only $20.
Homers Brain: Wait- money can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain Furthur?
Homers Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo Hoo!
In my opinion, this was the best Homer show ever.
CHRIS
Eileen Noel
the last one mentioned is in the big brothers episode, the lady
asks Homer, " and what is your reason for joining?" homers brain says,
"don't say revenge, don't say revenge." homer says, "uhhhhh revenge?!"
then brain says, "thats it I'm outta here." and u here footsteps and a
door slam.
HH HH EEEEEE AAA TTTTTTTTTTTTTT HH HH EEEEEE RRRR
HH HH EE AA AA TT HH HH EE RR RR
HHHHHH EEEEE AA AA TT HHHHHHHH EEEEE RR RR
HHHHHH EE AAAAAAAAA TT HH HH EE RR RR
HH HH EE AA AA TT HH HH EE RRRR
HH HH EEEEEE AA AA TT HH HH EEEEEE RR RR
Sir Peck II
On Tue, 23 Jul 1996 12:59:56 -0600 Sir Peck II went a little too
far...
>CHRIS
Oh yeh... the episode where Flanders and Simpsons were stuck on a raft
out on the ocean, and Homer gave that Swiss Army Knife to Bart, but it
ended up burning a hole through the fart (with the magnifying glass).
At the very end they found that Krusty Burger on an off-shore oil rig.
Absolutely hilarious.
I *think* it was that one... I could be wrong, ya know...;)
--Sir Peck II
"There's a love that God puts in your heart." --James Iha
DnHelfrich
How about when Selma and Troy McClure were getting married and the
preacher asks for objections. Homer, being the only one who knew of
McClure's real motives via a drunken confession in Moe's, sits there
staring intently while his brain sings "Duh duh da da da da HEY! da da da
da" (The greatest of all hockey arena songs!)
Ryan Flatt
How about when Mr. Burns finds Homer in his office. Homer's brain says "Think of a good
excuse! Think of a good excuse!" Homer says "Hi!, I'm Mr. Burns! Sound of footsteps
walking away and door shutting (that being Homer's brain).
Ryan Flatt
CNR COMPUTER #4
Eileen Noel <en...@morgan.ucs.mun.ca> wrote:
>
>
>
> On 17 Jul 1996, NancyDrew8 wrote:
>
> > i have two best homer brain lines. forgive me if im repeating any which
> > hae already been mentioned.
> >
> > when bart calls australia (among other locations such as "disputed zone")
> > homer receives the phone bill and remarks out loud "who made all these
> > phone calls?" then homers brain replies "quiet homer, it may have been
> > you. just sign the check and ill release some more of those endorphins."
> > after that, homer sits there smiling.
> >
> > then when homer uses some really lame excuse for something, and his brain
> > says "thats it, im outta here." and you can hear his brain leaving his
> > head. forgive the vagueness of that reference but its late and im tired!
> > >
How about the time when Homer and his friends are playing cards, and
Carl says (paraphrasing), "Hey, don't get mad at Homer!He's just a little slow!"
Homer's Brain: [Gasp] Something said! Not good!............ He said I'm slow!
Homer, hours later when all have left and turned off the lights: How dare you!
Lenny: Homer, you're still here? GET THE HELL OUT!
iNjected
In article <4t5e5k$p...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, dnhel...@aol.com says...
>
>How about when Selma and Troy McClure were getting married and the
>preacher asks for objections. Homer, being the only one who knew of
>McClure's real motives via a drunken confession in Moe's, sits there
>staring intently while his brain sings "Duh duh da da da da HEY! da da da
>da" (The greatest of all hockey arena songs!)
plays hookey and in court in Homer's head he thinks " Boy I know you can
read my thoughts so (Cat mix song or some type of cat food song) Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow ect. "
sorry bout some bad typing
Joseph MacGregor
How about when Lisa catches Homer singing in the bathroom and
asks him if he's singing about a woman named Mindy or a man named
Mandy and Homer replies: "I have a small role in a Broadway
musical, it's not much but it's a start." Then you hear the sound
of one person clapping inside his head and he says to himself:
"Bravo!". That line was the BEST!!!
Stephen Stein
Ok, How about when Homer goes to get a little brother and the interviewer
asks him why he wants to be a big brother and his brain says "Don't say
revenge, don't say revenge" and he says "revenge" and his brain says "I'm
outta here" and you hear the sound of footsteps and a door closing.
steve
David
"OK brain, you hate me and I hate you. So lets get this over with
"Its a deal."
--
Ask me some other time...
Carl Payne
"Don't say revenge, don't say revenge"
"Revenge"
"That's it! I'm outa here!"
{footsteps and a door closes}
FUNNY!!!!!!!
Brian Hurley
"You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel."
Cotlstnpie
On the elevator with Mindy: "Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy
thoughts." (pictures Barney in bikini singing the 'I Dream of Genie'
theme)
Help me on this one. I know Homer's brain's line, but I don't remember
the setup. Homer says something witty and his brain says "There it is
Homer. The funniest thing you'll ever say and no one around to hear it."
Munch
Cotlstnpie wrote:
> the setup. Homer says something witty and his brain says "There it is
> Homer. The funniest thing you'll ever say and no one around to hear
>it."
It was from "Two Bad Neighbors". Homer was sitting in the hammock when
Bush and a bunch of joggers jog by his house. Then he says something
like "He's just barking up the wrong bush"-Ryan
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J. Norsworthy
In article <4u53j3$1...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, cotls...@aol.com says...
> Help me on this one. I know Homer's brain's line, but I don't remember
> Homer. The funniest thing you'll ever say and no one around to hear
it."
He says "I guess he's barking up the wrong Bush" when Santa's little
helper follows George Bush down the street as he jogs by.
Swell41
"okay homer, just grab all this stuff and take as quickly and quietly as
you can into the house..."
(knocks over stuff, drops stuff)
"Homer...you're not listening!"
funnier...
ben
Mr. Mood
In article <3205ED...@wolfenet.com>, mu...@wolfenet.com says...
>
>Cotlstnpie wrote:
>
>> the setup. Homer says something witty and his brain says "There it is
>> Homer. The funniest thing you'll ever say and no one around to hear
>>it."
>Bush and a bunch of joggers jog by his house. Then he says something
>like "He's just barking up the wrong bush"-Ryan
>--
>-----------------------------
ever say and no one was around to hear it?"
A Student
Homer "Barkina faso, disputed zone...who called all these places?"
Brain " quiet, it could be you, I cant remember!!"
Homer "No, Im going to ask Marge"
Brain "No wait!! Why embarrass us both...just write a check and Ill release
some more endorphins......"
Homer " aaahhhhhh!"
GONZ13
Homer: D'oh! I dropped my peanut.
(searches in couch - finds money)
Homer: Oh, it's just some money.
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute. That can be good.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
GonZ
Donna Coyne
Swell41 (swe...@aol.com) wrote:
: "okay homer, just grab all this stuff and take as quickly and quietly as
Similarly, when he's trying to pass the Parenting Test
as given by the Perfect Father Institute (or something like that)
Brain: Use reverse psychology, that's what the book said to do.
Homer: That's a stupid idea!
Brain: All right, then, *don't* use reverse psychology!
Homer: All right, I *will*!
Keebler
When Otto's staying in the garage:
<otto is playing guitar (loudly) in the garage>
Homer: Will you turn off that damned racket?
<otto stops>
Homer's Brain: I want some peanuts.
Homer: That's better!
The Drew Man
How bout:
BRAIN: If you write a check, I'll release some endorphins!
HOMER: (writes check) Ahhhhhhhh (look of bliss on his face)
and the classic:
Shut up brain or I'll poke you with a q-tip!
-The Drew Man (:|=
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ThE DrEw mAn SEZ:
"Today I decided to lounge around in my underwear. Got
kicked out of quite a few places, though."
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Rachel Loyd
I think this is what he says
"Shut up Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"
specter
>
> Shut up brain or I'll poke you with a q-tip!
>
It's "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip!"
Nicolas Davidenko
The peanut one (my favorite) actually goes like this:
Homer: Ahhh.... the last peanut. Overflowing with the salt and oils of
its departed brothers.
(He tosses it to catch it in his mouth but it falls behind the couch.
After searching for a few seconds, he pulls out a twenty dollar bill)
Homer: Twenty dollars?? But I wanted a peanut....
Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
(after which he trips and the bill flies out the window).
By the way, I have the entire video clip of this scene on my mac, in
.mov format, if anyone wants it.
Nick
Stephen Anderson
Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat
the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the
pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding.
Stephen
Warren Yang
Homer: You might say, he's barking up the wrong Bush!
Brain: There it is...possibly the most clever thing you'll ever say in your
entire life and there was no one around to hear it.
Homer: Doh!
--
Warren
________________________________________________________________________
Hukt on foniks werked fer me!
wy...@uci.edu http://www.oac.uci.edu/indiv/wyang
Matthew Irwin
Hands down the best one
Woman: And why do you want to be a foster parent?
Brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Revenge
Brain: That's it, I'm outta here. (sounds of footsteps and a door closing)
gr.w...@student.canterbury.ac.nz
Did you notice the woman ticks the "revenge" box in a preprinted form?