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Christopher Miller

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Jan 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/20/00
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Dr. Nick after hitting Homer in the stomach with a rubber mallet: Oh
dear, I see no signs of life here. Just to be safe we better pull the
plug.
Mr. Burns pulling the plug: Yoink!

What is everyone's favorite Dr. Nick quote.

/Chris


Michael Nusair

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Jan 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/20/00
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Dr. Nick: Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! You
see that dark spot there? Whiplash.

Homer: Whiplash! Oh no!

Dr. Nick Riviera: And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint?
No. That's trauma.


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* "Ahhh Homer, you know your money's no good here... *
* Hey, wait a minute, this is *real* money!" - Moe *
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Ochlocrat

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"Christopher Miller" <cm0...@mail.rochester.edu> wrote in message
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Calm down, man, you'll give yourself skin failure!

Ochlocrat
this also works for any of the "simpsons references you use in life" threads

Internet King

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Jan 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/20/00
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"Did you go to Upstairs Hollywood Medical School too?"
Sincerely,
Little Girl


Prof. John Frink

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22 short films:


Board chairman: dr. nick, this malpractice committee has recieved a few
complaints against you. of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling
are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood
restruant
Dr. nick: but i cleaned them with my napkin!


the professor

Ostap Bender

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Jan 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/20/00
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I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal
horizontology.

groveok

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"Remember, if the paper is clear, it's your window to weight gain."

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
really quite busy."


Mike Gavin

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"If it isn't my good friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an
arm for a leg!!"

Mikey


AKUMA

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Jan 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/21/00
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isn't it "Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?" Not to be
a stick in the mud or nothin...


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Darrel Jones

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Jan 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/21/00
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Christopher Miller wrote in message
<38876E80...@mail.rochester.edu>...

>What is everyone's favorite Dr. Nick quote.
>
"Be creative! Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop Tarts.
Instead of gum, chew bacon."

Bill McNeal

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Jan 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/21/00
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>isn't it "Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?"

I believe it's "Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?"

>Not to be
>a stick in the mud or nothin...

::laughs::

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Chris Palm

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Jan 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/21/00
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"The knee bone's connected to the something,
The something is connected to the red thing,
The red thing is connected to my wrist watch --
Uh oh."


::: My 998th post!!! :::

-=Krispy

"It's not the ups and downs that make life hard, it's the jerks." -- Alfred E.
Nueman

To respond, break the pact.

Jason Eiseman

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Jan 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/21/00
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There are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals
like youself... I suggest a slow, steady gorging process, combines
aselhorizontoligy(does anyone know the word he actually says here, this is
my best guess as to what he says).


Lord Thisslewick

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Darrel Jones <dar...@sonic.net> wrote in article
<XYPh4.1392$6d.1...@typhoon.sonic.net>...

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

RS@

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Jan 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/21/00
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> aselhorizontoligy(does anyone know the word he actually says here,
> this is
> my best guess as to what he says).

assal horizontalology?

(Can anyone tell me why I'm correctingthe spelling of a word that
doesn't exist? Especially when there are so many misspelled real words
on this list!)

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Ostap Bender

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Jan 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/21/00
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This one always cracks me up:

Holds up syringe.

- This drug will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream.

Punches Homer's lights out, takes a shot himself.

Kieran Murphy

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Jan 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/22/00
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"What the hell is that?"

"The red thing's connected to my wristwatch"

Kieran Murphy

Christopher Miller <cm0...@mail.rochester.edu> wrote in message
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> Dr. Nick after hitting Homer in the stomach with a rubber mallet: Oh
> dear, I see no signs of life here. Just to be safe we better pull the
> plug.
> Mr. Burns pulling the plug: Yoink!
>

> What is everyone's favorite Dr. Nick quote.
>

> /Chris
>


LØRÐ Végé†å

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Jan 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/22/00
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James Allen

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Jan 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/23/00
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Hi frozen body!


Kieran Murphy

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Jan 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/23/00
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"I'll need a golf cart motor with a 1000 volt capacimator"

Mike Gavin

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Jan 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/24/00
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STAT!!!


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