[LIST] The Bart File v2.0
Ben Collins
disappeared. I'm the new maintainer, and I've been working like a Japanese
beaver for the past month updating four seasons worth of Bart moments. I also do
the Homer and Marge files, and the upcoming Puberty Boy File and List of Homer's
"D'Oh"s and "Woo-Hoo"s.
This update will appear shortly on <http://www.snpp.com>, but you a.t.s. readers
get to see it first.
If you have any corrections or additions, e-mail me at <b...@snpp.com> or
<szy...@hotmail.com>and I may put it in the next version.
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The Bart File Originally by Dave Hall
v2.0 Maintained by Ben Collins <b...@snpp.com>
Last updated: 9/30/98
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's
not in class, he's risking his ass."
- Daredevil Bart
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{Credit is usually given to the first person to point out an observation}
"*" indicates that the scene was cut in syndication
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Table of Contents:
1. Age
2. Bart Episodes
3. Bart Subplots
4. Baring Butt
5. Dressed Up
6. Featuring Slingshot
7. Featuring Lucky Red Hat
8. Flashbacks
9. A peek into the future/possible career paths
10. Featuring Skateboard
11. Bonding with Lisa
12. Pranks
13. Misc Tidbits
14. Ay Caramba! Count
15. El Barto Count
16. Get Bent Count
17. Eat My Shorts Count
18. Don't Have a Cow Count
19. Important Events
20. D'Oh Count
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Age
[7F07] ..."between the ages of nine and eleven"
[8F03] Burns states his age is ten
[8F11] Celebrates his tenth birthday
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Bart Episodes
[7G02] Bart the Genius
[7G05] Bart the General
[7G11] The Crepes of Wrath
[7F03] Bart Gets An F
[7F07] Bart Vs. Thanksgiving
[7F06] Bart the Daredevil
[7F21] Three Men and a Comic Book
[8F03] Bart The Murderer
[8F11] Radio Bart
[8F16] Bart the Lover
[8F20] Black Widower (The Return of Sideshow Bob)
[8F22] Bart's Friend Falls In Love
[8F24] Kamp Krusty
[9F03] Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
[9F06] New Kid on the Block
[9F12] Brother from the Same Planet
[9F22] Cape Feare
[1F05] Bart's Inner Child
[1F06] Boy Scoutz N the Hood
[1F11] Bart Gets Famous {as}
[1F15] Bart Gets An Elephant
[1F18] Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
[1F19] The Boy Who Knew Too Much {as}
[1F22] Bart of Darkness
[2F04] Bart's Girlfriend
[2F11] Bart's Comet
[2F13] Bart vs. Australia
[2F22] Lemon of Troy
[2F17] Radioactive Man
[3F02] Bart Sells His Soul
[3F07] Marge Be Not Proud
[3F12] Bart the Fink
[3F17] Bart on the Road
[4F06] Bart After Dark
[4F13] My Sister, My Sitter
[4F09] Grade School Confidential
[5F03] Bart Star
[5F07] Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
[5F13] This Little Wiggy
[5F22] Bart the Mother
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Bart Subplots
[7G06] Bart and Homer duke it out in video boxing
[7F19] Bart runs for class president
[7F23] Bart supposedly learns karate; actually plays video games
[8F04] Milhouse can't play with Bart
[8F12] Marge forces Bart to wear "uncool" clothing
[9F05] Bart "cries wolf;" fakes various illnesses
[9F18] Bart is expelled from school
[1F07] Dr. Hibbert's HMO gives Bart glasses, prescription shoes and
hair salve, turning him into a nerd
[2F14] Bart discovers ballet
[4F19] Bart buys a factory at an auction
[3G04] Boys' earrings are all the rage at Springfield Elementary
[5F17] Bart glues things to his face
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Baring Butt
[7G02] Runs to his room naked {ddg}
[7G07] Takes off his clothes while walking towards his bedroom
[7G10] Caught by Lisa as he bends over to take a picture of his butt
[7F11] When Homer calls him over for fatherly advice (erroneously
expecting to be spanked)
[8F15] Takes photo of butt in mirror
[9F03] Offers butt to Homer for spanking
[9F13] Does an impression of Richard "I am not a butt" Nixon.
[2F13] Moons the nation of Australia
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Dressed Up
[7G02] Going to the opera {dmf}
[8F01] At Lisa's essay contest {sj}
[8F16] In church {jac}
[8F18] When he sees "Oh! Streetcar" {as}
[8F19] Prior to Homer going on the show {as}
[8F20] When Selma's new boyfriend (Sideshow Bob) comes to dinner {as}
[8F20] The wedding {as}
[9F06] Wears a tux in his fantasy Astaire-Rogers number with Laura Powers
{bw}
[9F11] The funeral
[9F16] The cartoon awards ceremony {ddg}
[1F05] In church when Rev. Lovejoy plays "The Entertainer" {jac}
[1F11] On "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" {as}
[1F16] Burns' Heir audition {jac}
[1F19] In court vs. Freddy Quimby {jac}
[1F21] The wedding {as}
[2F04] In church; at Lovejoy house
[2F15] Most of the episode (as an adult)
[3F01] In church
[3F11] At the country club
[4F11] In church
[4F18] In church
[4F19] When Frank Grimes visits
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Featuring Slingshot
[7G07] When Marge frisks him before going to church {sj}
[8F01] When he lets one off at the pianist
[8F24] Seen in locker
[1F21] When Homer sneaks it off him {as}
[2F04] In Sunday school; replica of the slingshot David used to slay
Goliath
[3F10] Forgets how to use it while wearing a school uniform
[3F22] Lisa's new friends make fun of it: "Who does he think he is?
Dennis the Menace?"
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Featuring Lucky Red Hat
[7G02] Pretty much featured in this episode
[7G05] Coughs it up after Nelson beats him up
[7G09] Loses his hat
[7G13] One of the French guys give it to Maurice the Donkey {sj}
[7F24] Causes Homer's shirts to turn pink
[8F14] Only mentions it
[8F22] His escape from Homer
[1F11] Many times; start of episode, box factory {jac}
[2F22] Most of the episode
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Flashbacks
[7F20] Driving the car as a baby {sj}
[8F10] Born; lights Homer's tie on fire
[8F17] Of SLH and him together {as}
[9F08] Bart, age two
[2F05] Series of flashbacks of Bart and Lisa's relationship: Bart lifts
Lisa to the cookie jar, Bart puts on a finger-puppet show for Lisa,
Lisa helps Bart bandage his knee after a skateboard accident, Bart
gives Lisa his ice cream after she drops hers
[3G02] His first days of school
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A peek into the future/possible career paths
[7F02] Hep Cat Bart (after using the Demoxinil) {sj}
[7F03] Spending the rest of his life in the fourth grade
[8F15] Drifter
[8F21] Heavy-metal rocker
[9F03] Sleazy male stripper; Chief Justice of the Supreme Court {jac}
[9F18] Testing "Nature's Goodness" with 2-4 diethyl-propinmurinol {jac}
[1F19] Lifetime of hard labor in the cafeteria for playing "hooky"
[2F15] Working as a demolition man to work off his anger before law
school (obvious reference to 9F03)
[3F05] "A lardo on workman's comp just like Dad;" washes himself with a
rag on a stick
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Featuring Skateboard
[7G07] The Tell-Tale Head
[7G13] Homer trips over it; falls down stairs {sj}
[7F06] Bart the Daredevil {jac}
[7F10] Bart Gets Hit By A Car
[8F03] Bart The Murderer
[2F04] Skates down huge hill with Jessica Lovejoy
[2F22] Lemon of Troy
[3F22] Shows off to Lisa's friends
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Bonding with Lisa
[7G06] Grudgingly admits he loves her
[7G12] Helps clear Krusty
[7F07] Apologizes at the end {ddg}
[7F08] Lisa teaches Bart how to play mini golf {dmf}
[8F05] Helps brings Krusty and his Father together
[9F02] Confesses to Lisa that he thinks she's not ugly. {sj}
[1F22] Saves Lisa from Flanders' house
[2F02] Helps put Sideshow Bob back in prison
[2F04] They play "Cowboys and Native Americans"
[2F05] Competes with Lisa in pee-wee hockey; both put away their
differences during the big game and bond; game tied
(see "Flashbacks")
[2F15] Most of the episode
[2F32] Buys Bleeding Gums album for Lisa
[3F02] Lisa gets Bart's "soul" back from the Comic Book Guy
[3F08] They play detective - once again - and thwart Sideshow Bob's
evil scheme
[3F12] Helps get Krusty back into show business
[3F16] Helps get Chester J. Lampwick his $800 billion; clones Lester
and Eliza then get Itchy and Scratchy back on the air, get Apu
out of jail, and reunite Krusty with his estranged wife
[3F22] Gets Lisa's new friends to sign her yearbook
[4F10] They play in the snow
[4F14] They play detective again
[4F13] Apologizes for his antics when Lisa babysat him
[4F21] Helps Lisa through military school hazing; the only one on her
side
[5F10] They save Krusty's career again
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Pranks
[7G10] *Rearranges restaurant sign to say "Cold Pet Rat"
[7G13] Flushes the cherry bomb down the toilet {sj}
[7F20] Rearranges party snacks to "Boy our party sucks" {jac}
[8F04] Loosens the top on Milhouse's salt shaker
[8F10] Lights Homer's tie on fire
[8F11] Tricks Flanders kids into giving cookies away {jac}
[8F11] Pretends to be Timmy (trapped in well) {jac}
[9F03] Pulls carpet up, writes "Bart" on carpet {jac}
[9F03] Plays and later breaks Abe's false teeth {ms}
[9F08] Flushes Homer's wallet & keys down toilet {jac}
[9F08] Cuts all of baby Lisa's hair off {jac}
[1F07] Paints extra lines on parking lot {jac}
[1F11] Leaves box factory tour {jac}
[1F16] Pops heads off Mr. Burns' statues/floods his car {jac}
[1F16] Smashes Mr. Burns' windows {jac}
[1F20] Recounts throwing mail in sewer with Milhouse {jac}
[1F22] Snatches five bathing suits - all Martin's
[1F22] Gets Grandpa tarred and feathered
[1F17] Gets Milhouse's picture on "America's Most Wanted"
[1F17] His "Bartesque" scheme against Allison Taylor
[2F04] Falls for "Scotchtoberfest" sting
[2F11] Decorates Skinner's weather balloon in Skinner's image with
message "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner."
[2F13] Makes a six-hour collect call to Australia
[2F19] Causes a teachers' strike
[2F22] Writes his name in concrete
[3F02] Hands out the "In a Gadda-Da-Vida" "hymn" at church
[3F09] Many pranks aimed at George Bush, most with Homer's help: glues
a rainbow wig to his head, shoots bottle rockets at his house,
etc.
[3F10] Wears a "Down With Homework" shirt, starting a riot at school
[3F18] Squirts ketchup and mustard at cars on the highway (with
Milhouse)
[4F13] Many pranks aimed at babysitter Lisa: fills his plate with lima
beans, feeds Maggie coffee ice cream, orders a 25-foot Italian
sub, tries to host an AA meeting, "uses non-violent resistance"
when Lisa tries to drag him to bed, hires Krusty to perform at an
"emergency bachelor party," calls paramedics for a "Sisterectomy,
a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun bite," calls officials
reporting that Lisa saw a UFO, calls a chauffeur for "the
Ambassador from Ghana," goes to the wrong bed, and seriously
injures himself
[4F21] Strings police bullhorns together, turns them all on, and makes
noise, breaking every window in Springfield (sent to military
school as punishment)
[4F23] Makes snack treats out of dog food
[5F17] Glues joke-shop items to his face
[5F22] Shoots a mother sparrow
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Misc Tidbits
[7F02] Informs Homer that he loves him while being strangled
[7F06] Confesses to Homer that he loves him when Homer was about to
jump the gorge {ac}
[8F03] Learns how to mix drinks
[8F15] Fires a gun
[1F09] Fires a rifle {ddg}
[1F17] Reads "Bad Boy's Life" magazine
[1F22] Writes a play
[2F05] Has a pet turtle {mk}
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Ay Caramba! Count
[7G09] When he takes a peek inside The Ultimate Behemoth
[8F07] Seeing Martin's soapbox car {as}
[8F08] Seeing Patty's legs unshaven {as}
[8F09] When he saw Marge's hair {as}
[8F14] When he sees Patty's (or is it Selma's) bra {ddg}
[8F16] When he sees Mrs K's photo and again when he see Mrs K's letter
{as}
[8F20] When he hears that Sideshow Bob was trying to kill him {as}
[9F08] When he sees Homer and Marge snuggling {by}
[1F11] Just after Homer breaks the lamp {as}
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El Barto Count
[7G03] The front steps of both Springfield Elementary and Town Hall
[7G10] The front steps of Springfield Elementary
[7F02] The wall outside wall of Moe's Tavern
[8F05] The front steps of Old Springfield Library
[9F06] The front steps of City Hall
[9F10] The wall of Springfield Town Hall
[1F09] The front steps of the Police station
[1F10] The wall of the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Get Bent Count
[8F12] Writes "Get Bent" on a piece of cardboard and holds it up to the
fitting room security camera {by}
[8F22] When Milhouse asks if he and Samantha can still meet at the
treehouse
[9F08] Tries to get Maggie to say it {ddg}
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Eat My Shorts Count
[7G02] Tells it to Mrs. Krabappel
[8F03] Tells it to Fat Tony
[8F09] Fantasizes about writing it in the sky.
[3G02] Tells it to Principal Skinner for the first time (at age 5)
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Don't Have A Cow Count
[7G04] To Homer
[8F03] To Fat Tony and the gang
[3F22] (Lisa) To her new friends
[4F12] To Lisa
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Important Events
[9F08] First words were "Ay Carumba" {by}
[2F02] Sent back four grades
[5F22] Birth took 53 hours
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D'oh Count
[????] Says something about stupidity being hereditary, then realizes
the implications {rd}
[1F17] Asks Skinner if his refrigerator is running; it isn't
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{Suggestive sections are welcomed}
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CONTRIBUTORS:
by - Bob Yantosca (yant...@bu-ast.bu.edu)
ac - Alan Cantu (ca...@wmeonlin.sacbbx.com)
jac - James A. Cherry (j...@doe.carleton.ca)
rd - Rick Diamant (diam...@ext.missouri.edu)
dmf - David Michael Friedman (bv...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu)
ddg - Don Del Grande (ddel...@netvision.net)
sj - Stuart Jackson (jack...@cs.curtin.edu.au)
mk - Matthew Kurth (mku...@wcat.com)
as - Andrew Shaw (and...@shaws.demon.co.uk)
ms - Matthew Snyder (hsn...@crab.rutgers.edu)
bw - Bucky Whaley (bucky....@launchpad.unc.edu)
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Bartron
Ben, do you know of any such files without a maintainer? I'd be glad to help
out.
I'd like to update the Professor Frink file among others.
Ben Collins
(Bartron) wrote:
Sorry; every existing file is taken. Paul Buxton has the Professor Frink file.
They are taking new files, though.
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Jouni Paakkinen
FYI, it's there now, at
http://www.snpp.com/guides/bart.file.html
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Jouni Paakkinen
>
> Ben, do you know of any such files without a maintainer? I'd be
> glad to help out.
I'm not Ben, but let me answer. I do appreciate your offer, but at the
moment we (snpp.com) have no need for new maintainers. We have recently
managed to assign every neglected document to a new maintainer. Most of
them have been already updated, and those that aren't, will be shortly.
I strongly believe that within 2 months or so, ALL documents in the
Simpsons Archive's "Faqs, Guides & Lists" section have been brought
up-to-date. The capsules will need more time, but Benjamin Robinson is
working hard with them too. In addition to all this, we also have
several completely new documents at the Archive.
For more information on this, go to http://www.snpp.com/construc/
> I'd like to update the Professor Frink file among others.
It's been recently updated and is now maintained by Paul Buxton.
http://www.snpp.com/guides/prof.frink.html
-Jouni
Mark Aaron Richey
> The Bart File is one of many SNPP files Dave Hall left behind when he
> disappeared.
For the record, Dave Hall didn't disappear, at least not in real life. He
told me a few months ago that he was working on his degree, and didn't have
the time to devote to a.t.s. and snpp.com like he used to. Also, his
computer and TV got stolen at one point (he has since recovered both). I
think he is now working full time (but maybe, if we do hold SimpCon 99, we
can get him to come).
Mark Richey
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> [7F07] Bart Vs. Thanksgiving
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>El Barto Count
>
> [7G03] The front steps of both Springfield Elementary and Town Hall
> [7G10] The front steps of Springfield Elementary
> [7F02] The wall outside wall of Moe's Tavern
> [8F05] The front steps of Old Springfield Library
> [9F06] The front steps of City Hall
> [9F10] The wall of Springfield Town Hall
> [1F09] The front steps of the Police station
> [1F10] The wall of the Kwik-E-Mart.
you missed, [7FO7] The side of a drain pipe
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