Smithers has to be gay but why Mr Burns? Was he not marriedbefore.
Kieran Murphy
Kieran Murphy
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Lane
Kieran Murphy <mrkiera...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Burns is gay?
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> Kieran Murphy
I vote no.
"We all know se[a]men and women don't mix."
"Yes, Smithers, we know what YOU think."
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Lane
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
-Homer J. Simpson
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> I don't think Mr. Burns has any feelings at all, sexual or otherwise. He isn't
> homo- or heterosexual. He seemed to enjoy his time with Lily Bancroft back in
> season eight though.
Burns was attracted to both Marge and her mother, remember?
Nathan
Stinky
Jeff
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Now you funny, too!"
Kieran Murphy wrote in message ...
>Burns is gay?
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>Kieran Murphy
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ChaiTheDog
marky marc
whoa, calm down. was that necessary? i think we are all pretty sure he was
implying that seamen were gay. navy. seamen. not semen.
We came from monkeys, we once were hunted.
Perhaps we recognize that hunted human face.
Maybe the suburbs are just far too antiseptic.
Kids need some splatter splatter messing up the place.
---moXy frUvous---
Dean Humphries
Burnsexual.
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Lane
marky marc <wigg...@aol.communism> wrote in message
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> >"We all know se[a]men and women don't mix."
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> whoa, calm down. was that necessary? i think we are all pretty sure he was
> implying that seamen were gay. navy. seamen. not semen.
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think the joke was the double entendre, though. Granted, I was in college
when it first came on, so that may have biased my hearing towards the
prurient, but seriously. Say to yourself, in Waylon's voice, "Women and
seamen don't mix." Now tell me that joke wasn't intentional.
Darrel Jones
Kieran Murphy wrote in message ...
>Burns is gay?
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No, no... the original author meant to tell us that Burns and Smithers are
GRAY. Just a little typo. Hope that clears up all the confusion.
Internet King
Sincerely,
Little Girl
Rick Nelson
> whoa, calm down. was that necessary? i think we are all pretty sure he was
> implying that seamen were gay. navy. seamen. not semen.
It was necessary... I'm pretty sure that they meant it both ways. (I'm
also in college like Lane, so maybe that's it).
Rick
Internet King
Rick Nelson wrote:
Speaking of double entendres, in the syndicated episode last night where OFF
goes to the Springfield Knowledgeum, Bart says "I'm going to toss the virtual
salad.".
Anyone who's a fan of the show OZ on HBO would know that "tossing salad" is a
rather grotesque prison term for a specific sexual act. I'm not the only one
who's noticed that joke too, but most of my friends are deviants like myself.
There's no way that could be coincidence but it is damn funny.
Sincerely,
Little Girl
DarthArada
GRAY. Just a little typo. Hope that clears up all the confusion.>
In 6G03, Burns was purple!
Ixion
get Tang."
Tell me that ain't blatant.
<<<Speaking of double entendres, in the syndicated episode last night where OFF
goes to the Springfield Knowledgeum, Bart says "I'm going to toss the virtual
salad.".
Anyone who's a fan of the show OZ on HBO would know that "tossing salad" is a
rather grotesque prison term for a specific sexual act. I'm not the only one
who's noticed that joke too, but most of my friends are deviants like myself.
There's no way that could be coincidence but it is damn funny.>>>
EdGein15
A toast...to love on my terms.
Cecilia Galindo
clues to it
Redrum1085
Ochlocrat
Internet King <ho...@compuglobalhypermeganet.com> wrote in message
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> Speaking of double entendres, in the syndicated episode last night where
OFF
> goes to the Springfield Knowledgeum, Bart says "I'm going to toss the
virtual
> salad.".
> Anyone who's a fan of the show OZ on HBO would know that "tossing salad"
is a
> rather grotesque prison term for a specific sexual act. I'm not the only
one
> who's noticed that joke too, but most of my friends are deviants like
myself.
> There's no way that could be coincidence but it is damn funny.
> Little Girl
>
>
Umm, it's not a prison term.
It's a popular common everyday term.
OK maybe it isn't.
But I was aware of it before OZ even existed.
Cause I am in the know with all the weird stuff the kids do these day.
Kids, and the president maybe.
Ochlocrat
Tossin' the Presidential Salad
Internet Kings
Ochlocrat wrote:
Now you're scaring me...I'd think being in a 6x6 cell with a 400lb guy named
Bubba would be the only case where this would happen. Do you prefer grape or
strawberry jelly?
Sincerely,
Little Girl
Pete 'The Hutt' Klassen
Ce...@webtv.net (Cecilia Galindo), said thy word and thy word was:
>no i dont belive burns is gay smithers however. burns doesnt act or give
>clues to it
Now stop it! Neither Smithers nor Burns are gay! Period.
Both had approached Marge in the past.
Viva la Revolución,
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Baron von Wortzenberger, "The Simpsons"
Lane
Pete 'The Hutt' Klassen <the...@gmx.net> wrote in message
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> On the stormy day of Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:47:07 -0800 (PST), thou, oh
> Ce...@webtv.net (Cecilia Galindo), said thy word and thy word was:
>
> >no i dont belive burns is gay smithers however. burns doesnt act or give
> >clues to it
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> Now stop it! Neither Smithers nor Burns are gay! Period.
Oh yea. Smithers isn't gay. What was I thinking?
"Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers..."
REO
>Now stop it! Neither Smithers nor Burns are gay! Period.
Smithers has "approached" Marge? What does that mean? Have I missed
something?
True, he's had her alone in his office with the door shut - But he was
INTERVIEWING her, so that doesn't count.
He's never actually come onto her..........Has he?
REO (U.K.)
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Pete 'The Hutt' Klassen
"REO" <r...@tinyonline.co.uk>, said thy word and thy word was:
>He's never actually come onto her..........Has he?
He *has*. In the episode "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer".
See, see?
Besides, he was married once. And visited the Maison Derriere.
grosse
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> He *has*. In the episode "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer".
Smithers: Evenin', little lady. You reckon a square could get a dance?
Marge: [sighs] It looks so complicated. Do you know how?
Smithers: Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk.
-- Whatever that means for his reputation,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Smithers then pulls at his bola tie, lighting up a neon "Hot Nashville
Nights" sign on his back. Marge is impressed.
That last line invalidates any chance of him being straight.
>
> See, see?
> Besides, he was married once. And visited the Maison Derriere.
"My friends insisted I give it a try."
Pete 'The Hutt' Klassen
"grosse" <gro...@rmci.net>, said thy word and thy word was:
>Smithers then pulls at his bola tie, lighting up a neon "Hot Nashville
>Nights" sign on his back. Marge is impressed.
>
>That last line invalidates any chance of him being straight.
I don't see why.
>> See, see?
>> Besides, he was married once. And visited the Maison Derriere.
>
>"My friends insisted I give it a try."
So what? You can interpret it in a perfectly straight way, ya know.
Fact is, Smithers is a straight bloke like you and me.
Darrel Jones
Pete 'The Hutt' Klassen wrote in message ...
>Fact is, Smithers is a straight bloke like you and me.
>
Straight like a fox!