is millhouse gay?
Pallavolo
My question to the group is....is Millhouse gay?
please e-mail me with a response at palla...@aol.com
Ahnooie4
>
>My question to the group is....is Millhouse gay?
My guess is: Yes.
This is not going by intuition. It is what was said in what I believe was
"Lisa's Sax"
Brad
Milhouse has had a girlfriend but Bart hasn't. He also thinks girls are
gross.
I think we are pointing the finger at the wrong kid
Pallavolo <palla...@aol.com> wrote in article
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> My question to the group is....is Millhouse gay?
Steven Toth
Brad wrote in message <01bd3c26$bbfa2a80$a3ee38cb@bradhold>...
>Milhouse has had a girlfriend but Bart hasn't. He also thinks girls are
>gross.
>I think we are pointing the finger at the wrong kid
>
Yeah, but Bart fell for the ministers daughter...
Ace
Come on, people. Milhouse is gay. This was proven earlier this season,
the episode when Lisa's saxaphone was crushed.
Ace
P.S. Bart has had a girlfriend. (But then what about the "Homer's
Phobia" episode? The debate continues...)
VoVat
On Tue, 17 Feb 1998 20:20:42 -0600, the one known as Pallavolo
<palla...@aol.com> wrote thusly:
>
>My question to the group is....is Millhouse gay?
My answer to the group is....no.
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VoVat wrote in message <1998Feb18.1...@news.iup.edu>...
>On Tue, 17 Feb 1998 20:20:42 -0600, the one known as Pallavolo
><palla...@aol.com> wrote thusly:
>>
>>My question to the group is....is Millhouse gay?
>
>My answer to the group is....no.
My question to the group would be....so what if he or any other character
is?
Henry Ford
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The purpose of determinng weather milhouse is homose...x...sheesh...... five
dollars!? get out of
here..e.............................................................
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>Listen carefully now!! They - are - 10 - years - old!
So? Akbar and Jeff are "two naked eight-year-olds who are married," and
they're gay.
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OK, they're romantically engaged, not married, but you have to admit: they
were in "Love is...[hell]," they look like they're 8, and they are naked
quite often.
GaNGuScoN2
>Milhouse has had a girlfriend but Bart hasn't. He also thinks girls are
>gross.
>I think we are pointing the finger at the wrong kid
Listen carefully now!! They - are - 10 - years - old!
-Gangus
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GaNGuScoN2
>Yeah, but Bart fell for the ministers daughter...
Yea, and he went for an older woman.
GaNGuScoN2
>Come on, people. Milhouse is gay. This was proven earlier this season,
>the episode when Lisa's saxaphone was crushed.
>
>P.S. Bart has had a girlfriend. (But then what about the "Homer's
>Phobia" episode? The debate continues...)
So you only count the episodes that point toward the fact that they're gay and
not the ones that say they're straight?
T3Dy
Didn't Millhouse have a girlfriend. Bart got pissed off because Millhouse
spent all his time kissing her, if I remember correctly. Is THAT the act of a
gay kid?
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a tub full of blood
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Henry Ford
T3Dy wrote in message <19980219061...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>Didn't Millhouse have a girlfriend. Bart got pissed off because Millhouse
>spent all his time kissing her, if I remember correctly. Is THAT the act
of a
>gay kid?
Psssst....don't tell anybody, but sometimes people who are gay have some
degree of sexual contact with members of the opposite sex. Epsecially when
you're young and aren't sure of your sexuality.
Not that I think Milhouse is gay, I don't give a damn either way (hey,
that's kind of catchy); just thought I'd let you in on a little info.
Henry Ford
GaNGuScoN2
>>Didn't Millhouse have a girlfriend. Bart got pissed off because Millhouse
>>spent all his time kissing her, if I remember correctly. Is THAT the act
>of a
>>gay kid?
No. He's 10.
Emmett McKenna
It wasn't prooven he was gay, the school system just thought he was.
He has had a girlfriend in one show and has liked Lisa in quite a few
of them. I don't think Bart would be gay either, and if he was, we
would have no idea...
Emmett
In article <19980219015...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
gangu...@aol.com (GaNGuScoN2) wrote:
>>Come on, people. Milhouse is gay. This was proven earlier this
season,
>>the episode when Lisa's saxaphone was crushed.
>>
>>P.S. Bart has had a girlfriend. (But then what about the "Homer's
>>Phobia" episode? The debate continues...)
>
>
>So you only count the episodes that point toward the fact that
they're gay and
>not the ones that say they're straight?
>
>-Gangus
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In article <6ch7vu$g...@examiner.concentric.net>,
>>spent all his time kissing her, if I remember correctly. Is THAT the act
>of a
>>gay kid?
>
>
>degree of sexual contact with members of the opposite sex. Epsecially when
>you're young and aren't sure of your sexuality.
>
he isn't.
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JEdraw
In article <19980218034...@ladder02.news.aol.com>, ahno...@aol.com
(Ahnooie4) writes:
>My guess is: Yes.
>This is not going by intuition. It is what was
>said in what I believe was "Lisa's Sax"
Come on, did you miss "Seperate Vocations"? How many times has that
phychiatrist been right before?
>>>>>>>>>>
Jordan Eisenberg -- JEd...@aol.com
From the SNPP Archives:
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Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?
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VoVat
On 18 Feb 98 04:39:02 GMT, the one known as Brad <ho...@senet.com.au>
wrote thusly:
>
>Milhouse has had a girlfriend but Bart hasn't. He also thinks girls are
>gross.
>I think we are pointing the finger at the wrong kid
Bart had a girlfriend. Haven't you ever seen "Bart's Girlfriend"? He
also had a crush on Laura Powers.
Dovi Miller
I say stop calling people GAY!! it seems everyone on the simpsons
people think are gay.
Veronica Alegria
Milhouse is not gay now, but his unrequited love for Lisa will turn him
into a Homersexual in middle age.
I am Cleve
Both have had girlfriends in past episodes. However, in one episode Bart is
seeing some type of doctor and he tells Bart that he is gay, then the doctor
realizes he is reading from the wrong file. The file he was reading had the
name Millhouse VanHouton on it. So who knows if Millhouse is really gay? I am
guessing they probably wont go into it any more.
Lord Zur
People, are we forgetting that Milhouse and Lisa....well..did it?
Remember the episode where we see Lisa flash forward to see her and Hugh...(i forget the episode's name)
*when Lisa is getting into wedding dress*
Lisa: Mom..I feel kinda funny about wearing white... I mean... Milhouse...
Marge: Oh Lisa, Milhouse doesn't count
if you don't understand what this means then you are probably too young to watch OFF and don't get most of the jokes anyways
Henry Ford <hf...@ibm.net> wrote in article <6ch7vu$g...@examiner.concentric.net>...
>
> T3Dy wrote in message <19980219061...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
> >Didn't Millhouse have a girlfriend. Bart got pissed off because Millhouse
> >spent all his time kissing her, if I remember correctly. Is THAT the act
> of a
> >gay kid?
>
>
> Psssst....don't tell anybody, but sometimes people who are gay have some
> degree of sexual contact with members of the opposite sex. Epsecially when
> you're young and aren't sure of your sexuality.
>
Bryan King
In the springfield vs. um.... shelbyville episode milhouse says
"so this is what it's like when doves cry!"
Man, if that boy ain't gay, he surely is fitting into the gay
stereotype... and for a the simpsons, I think that would mean he
is in fact, gay.
the sfc
Pallavolo wrote:
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> My question to the group is....is Millhouse gay?
> please e-mail me with a response at palla...@aol.com
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GaNGuScoN2
>>Listen carefully now!! They - are - 10 - years - old!
>they're gay.
Well, yes. Except replaces Akbar and Jeff with Bart and Millhouse, change it
to "two fully clothed ten-year-olds who have had girlfriends" and they're not
gay. See, it's simple.
Ewan Macdonald
>>So? Akbar and Jeff are "two naked eight-year-olds who are married," and
>>they're gay.
They're 8?
But one of them has a job!
Explain that one
Nach0K!n9
Andrew Gill
Ewan Macdonald wrote in message <34ef2...@news.saqnet.co.uk>...
Simple. JOKE.
Milhouse is NOT gay.
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Ahnooie4
>>>So? Akbar and Jeff are "two naked eight-year-olds who are married," and
>>>they're gay.
>
>
>They're 8?
>
>
They're naked? Other than normally naked situation (e.g. just before getting
dressed) they seem to have worn the same thing everyday: A Charlie Brown-like,
shorts and a fez.
Andrew Gill
Ahnooie4 wrote in message <19980222061...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
Obviously, you have seen even less of Akbar and Jeff than I. Haven't you
ever seen them dancing naked? It's pretty common.
But it was a JOKE, so let's stop discussing this--or at least accept that
Milhouse has no sexual preference at this age.
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Akbar and Jeff are big naked lame-o's and wear the same shirt every day
DOC PARON
Milhouse is not Gay. Smithers is. One of the Ad execs that tempted Krusty
with the Cannenero is.
Solon Boomer-Jenks
Andrew Gill wrote:
> Ewan Macdonald wrote in message <34ef2...@news.saqnet.co.uk>...
> >>>So? Akbar and Jeff are "two naked eight-year-olds who are married," and
> >>>they're gay.
> >
> >
> >They're 8?
> >
> >But one of them has a job!
> >
> >Explain that one
>
> Simple. JOKE.
>
> Milhouse is NOT gay.
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joe
wasn't there once a reference to millhouse's permanent school record where it
said he was homosexual?
JEdraw
>wasn't there once a reference to millhouse's permanent school record where
>it said he was homosexual?
No. Never. It never happened. Let us never speak of this again.
>>>>>>>>>>
Jordan Eisenberg -- JEd...@aol.com
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JEdraw wrote in message <19980225231...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>In article <34F255EF...@apc.net>, joe <pl...@apc.net> writes:
>
>>wasn't there once a reference to millhouse's permanent school record where
>>it said he was homosexual?
Well, there was a show where Bart was in kindergarten and the staff were
sizing up the kids and making their calls as to the children's future
potential (didn't dot i - definitely not college material). Homer and Marge
are called in to see Skinner, who wanted to talk to them about their child's
"homosexual tendencies." He then discovered that he had Milhouse's record
on his desk instead of Bart's. Of course, Homer was relieved to find out
that Bart was merely a troublemaker.
As for Milhouse's homosexuality, this was definitely something the folks at
Springfield Elementary decided upon, the dolts.
Rob Hoadley
ClintHowrd
What are you retarded? Millhouse obviously likes Lisa. It has been stated
more than once in the series. For instance in the episode when Lisa like
Nelson it hinted at the fact that Millhouse liked Lisa, and in the future
episode when Lisa got married it showed Lisa and Millhouse's first date. Your
accusation was quite absurd, please do not make any more retarded accusations.
Thankyou
Benjamin Paul Galway
Rob Hoadley wrote:
...And don't forget that Milhouse dated a girl (can't recall her name)
in one episode who he had to leave after her being sent to a Catholic
school. I don't think he's gay, but there have been numerous jokes
implying that he was, the most important probably being the school's
psychiatrist noting that, upon looking through his file, he is most
likely homosexual.
Also, there's no need to be rude, you know. I happen to think it's a
somewhat valid question.
P.S. - Sorry about the empty post.
Benjamin Paul Galway
Jeff Knupp
I am sure he is referring to the episode where Bart, Marge, and Homer visit
the psychologist and he says something like, "It's not uncommon for a boy
who exhibits such flamboyant homosexual tendencies to feel left out. Marge:
Bart is gay? Psychologist: Oh, your son is Bart!" and the file he puts down
is Milhouse's
KidMan928
So Milhouse is gay. But we've also just proved that he's not. But I can
satisfy both ends - he's BISEXUAL!!! think about it... he dates girls, but
the psycologist knows he likes boys... Ellen DeGeneres watch out, your
audience is going to him.
AL@NLEE
enuff with this topic..geez!!
Terry May
Re: "is millhouse gay?", AL@NLEE belched the following on 07
A> enuff with this topic..geez!!
"You kissed a girl -- how gay!"
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Noah M Levine
IMHO...who the F*** cares!? The writers continue doing clues and
references (like during the SINGING CLIP Show Bart said something dainty
is "more of a Millhouse thing") is to give the HARDCORE ULTRA NERDS
something to eat up. Oohhh! Another clue...let me write it down on my
notepad...to be latter uploaded to my NERD database of the SUPERFRIENDS
Chapter 4F04. For christ Sakes...shut up! This thread is right up there
with the "locations of Springfield"...I made a rather nice thread about
that (check DEJANEWS to find it). Let me just say those that stockpiles
clues are morons! Maybe,...the last episode of the Simpsons when the
ratings are 0.9 and they need to get back HARDCORE NERDS like you, you
will tune in. However it will all be a teaser...there will be a sound to
interupt it. "Springfield in the great state of---" "Stop!" Besides..I
already know where Springfield is...the 51st state..a place that DOESN'T
EXIST. For god sakes man...let it rest..it is a show, nothing more. Just
enjoy it.
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"If you will it, it is no dream." -Theodor Herzl
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Jukka Keskiaho
Milhouse is not gay.
He is about ten year old boy, and doesn't really know, what is gay and bi.
Jukka Keskiaho
Andrew Barnett
Michael Byron Baer
In article <199804062000...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
ClintHowrd <clint...@aol.com> wrote:
>What are you retarded? Millhouse obviously likes Lisa. It has been stated
>more than once in the series. For instance in the episode when Lisa like
>Nelson it hinted at the fact that Millhouse liked Lisa, and in the future
>episode when Lisa got married it showed Lisa and Millhouse's first date.
Don't forget that the wedding episode alluded to the fact that they - oh
can I resist the temptation for alliteration here? - had sex ("Milhouse
doesn't count!") and that he still hadn't gotten over her when she got
engaged.
Anyway, the Simpsons has pretty much alluded to the "homosexual
tendencies" of most of the major male characters (especially those of
Simpsons lineage), and the homosexuality of Smithers. My question: When
the heck are they going to have a lesbian? (;
Michael
XNorfportX
ClintHowrd wrote:
> What are you retarded? Millhouse obviously likes Lisa. It has been stated
> more than once in the series. For instance in the episode when Lisa like
> Nelson it hinted at the fact that Millhouse liked Lisa, and in the future
> episode when Lisa got married it showed Lisa and Millhouse's first date. Your
> accusation was quite absurd, please do not make any more retarded accusations.
>
> Thankyou
looks like someone takes his or her simpsons a little too seriously.... "retarded
accusations" hahahahaha......
--chris norfport
Keith Ganz
In the future episode, it is implied that milhouse had sex with lisa.
Dogbert
It would depend.
a) Take the episode where Milhouse falls madly in love with that girl-with-the-braces. (I'm bad at remembering characters with only one appearance on this show). You could say that he wasn't gay, because, he was kissing her.
b) Take another episode from this season, where Lisa's sax breaks (I think it's from that one). For some reason I forget, Homer and Marge and Bart are in the office of the preschool/kindergarten Bart is going to. The counselor says that Bart's behavior is because of his "homosexual tendencies." Marge is shocked. The counselor then says, "Sorry--wrong child," and places the folder of the child he was looking at, which was Milhouse's folder.
c) Some people think they're heterosexual, only to realize in college (or earlier/later in life) that they were very wrong.
-Dogbert
aaron
Or, put in a different vein, sexual abnormalities don't appear until
later in life, in which case, Milhouse would probably still be straight
because he did Lisa.
And at any rate, he's only 10 so he shouldn't be engaging in sexual
activity.
JEdraw
XNorfportX <clic...@wam.umd.edu> writes:
>looks like someone takes his or her simpsons a little too seriously....
>"retarded accusations" hahahahaha......
AhHhHhHHH!!! G-gah-p-pbbff-aaa-ah-gah-ah-ah-ah-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck!!!!
h-He didn't capitalize 'Simpsons'!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
Jordan Eisenberg -- JEd...@aol.com
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Bart: Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad -- for awhile.
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TW
>a) Take the episode where Milhouse falls madly in love with that
>girl-with-the-braces. (I'm bad at remembering characters with only one
>appearance on this show). You could say that he wasn't gay, because, he was
>kissing her.
>
>b) Take another episode from this season, where Lisa's sax breaks (I think
>it's from that one). For some reason I forget, Homer and Marge and Bart are
>in the office of the preschool/kindergarten Bart is going to. The counselor
>says that Bart's behavior is because of his "homosexual tendencies." Marge
>is shocked. The counselor then says, "Sorry--wrong child," and places the
>folder of the child he was looking at, which was Milhouse's folder.
>
>earlier/later in life) that they were very wrong.
>
is something you choose not something that you realize. Someone
fitting your scenerio simply did not have homosexual urges before and
is now. Again if they CHOOSE to act on those urges they choose to be
homosexual. If they choose to not and to continue to be heterosexual
then they are heterosexual. In the case of a child they tend to
sexualize respect and friendship of those they really admire because
that is all they are taught by media, ect. Anyways, it is a choice!
Not the way you are like color of skin or eyes.
Rob Hoadley
>My question to the group is....is Millhouse gay?
>please e-mail me with a response at palla...@aol.com
>
no you are you fucking fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!