Homer's life has been a dream and Maude Flanders is alive...and he's married
to her...and he finds her in the shower, like that other show.
> Emetib67334 wrote:
> > Homer's life has been a dream and he's really a trillionaire and he owns
> > the power plant.
> Homer's life has been a dream and Maude Flanders is alive...and he's married
> to her...and he finds her in the shower, like that other show.
- Michael J. Astrauskas
Homer's life has been a dream and he wakes up in bed with Suzanne
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One person *can* change the world, but most of the time you probably
shouldn't. --Marge Simpson
If they end the show in the Bob Newhart fashion, I'll set fire to every
Simpsons tape and DVD I own.
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How about... it was all in the mind of an autistic child?
P.S. Parking was ample.
1. The Simpsons wind up spending a year in prison for failing to report a
2. Homer accidentally knocks down the statue of Spirngfield's founder, and he
tries to cover it up by posing as the statue.
3. After a long psychological trip to Homer's mind, we see Homer and a bandaged
Bart at the beach, where Homer begans to strangle him, only to stop and break
down, with Bart saying "I feel terrible." (Warning: this is a spoof of the
ending (via motion picture) of a foreign show)
> Homer's life has been a dream and he's really a trillionaire and he owns the
> power plant.
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Mr. ? - "You lost 5% of your brain!" "Me lose brain? Oh oh."
Homer rambles on about somebody killing a chicken on a bus, only it was
really a baby, then the war ends, and as he flies off in a helicopter, he
sees Barney has spelled out "Goodbye" with rocks.
The Story Behind the Simpsons and the Last Episode:
A group of ancient apemen awakened to find a couch had appeared
in their parched valley. Although they lacked the minds to fully
comprehend what it was, they felt compelled to sit upon it. In the
fullness of time, the leaders of their tribe would be chosen based on
how hilariously they did so. Humor was born. All human folly would
arise from the need to poke fun at something.
But the return of the alien intelligence that seeded the planet with
humor was inevitable. It was foretold that a network would appear
with open timeslots unburdened by humor. In its childish innocence
it would soon unleash a power so snarky that all the world would hail
it. But the end of its short reign would be signaled by the ultimate
'couch gag': a great world leader would create humor with an object
of unknown power. This object would be twisted and salty: the best
minds suggested either a sea captain or a pretzel.
Apres (annoyed grunt), le deluge.
Oh, and the end would also follow on the heels of bad ratings.
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Worst ending ever!
Only if there is a Simpsons movie directed by Robert Altman.
We have already been over this a million times. We agreed that the
final episode should parody the famous final episodes of other TV
1. Homer finally catches the one armed man who murdered Marge in the
2. Homer travels backwards and forwards in time, and has a vineyard.
And some guy with an automobile airfilter over his eyes keeps talking
And so on.
You forgot the part with the giant naked Lisa and everybody turning
into orange juice. ^_^
Brian (who's owned that movie for years)
Good plot, but don't treat people here like they are expected to know
this even if it annoys you. Not everyone here was around when that
was agreed to, nor was I.
And personally as someone who would not like to see the show end, I
think it would be better to see it go out with a normal episode and
then hear that it was cancelled afterward.
If you did read it, it wasn't a last episode script at all.
The last episode will come and the reasons and timing
behind said last episode were given. Oh, well.