Favorite Ralph lines

SPAMMO

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Aug 2, 2001, 1:52:01 PM8/2/01

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Here's two to start things:

I bent my wookie.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Pray For Mojo

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Aug 2, 2001, 2:13:13 PM8/2/01

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Mrs Hoover, which one is one?

My knob tastes funny.

When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

Dave

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Kenneth Gross

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Aug 2, 2001, 3:07:12 PM8/2/01

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Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Ms. Hover, my desk is shaking.

Ms. Hover, the worm fell in my mouth and then I ate it.

Can you open my milk mommy.

In my house we call them uh-oh's.

It tastes like burning.

The doctor said it would stop bleeding if I kept my finger out of there.

How about Raplh's letter to Ms. Hoover when she was sick...Who knows it?

Ken

SPAMMO (ama...@qwest.netty) wrote:
: Here's two to start things:

TasteOfMyiasis

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Aug 2, 2001, 3:16:39 PM8/2/01

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"That's where a leprechaun told me to burn things."

(and in the same episode...)

Bart: The electric chair! Smell that, Ralph? That's the smell of justice.
Ralph: Smells like hot dogs.

Dan

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Aug 2, 2001, 3:26:03 PM8/2/01

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i live in a drawer

Kenneth Gross

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Aug 2, 2001, 3:28:44 PM8/2/01

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Not Ralph!!!

Ken

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: i live in a drawer

Dan

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Aug 2, 2001, 3:28:44 PM8/2/01

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oh shit isnt that that one were i think its the bald kid with the white tee says
he has a son and he says i live in a drawer? but that was ralph`s voice weird
huh?

N2

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Aug 2, 2001, 3:53:05 PM8/2/01

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"when i grow up i will graduate form bovar university"

" you touched my special sphere"

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N2

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Aug 2, 2001, 3:59:56 PM8/2/01

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"Whatz a battle?

" I dress my self."

"My finger is on fire"

"Me fail english? That unpossible"

"So you like stuff."

"i idaho"

n2

Kristian Ronge

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Aug 2, 2001, 4:11:49 PM8/2/01

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-What's a diorama?

-Yeae! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

/ Kristian

The Webmiester

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Aug 2, 2001, 6:00:06 PM8/2/01

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Um, I think every single one of those quotes are wrong in some way.

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sky-high

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Aug 2, 2001, 6:10:14 PM8/2/01

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I think that is supposed to be "bovine university"

The Greyhound and Kirsten Dunst

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Aug 2, 2001, 6:36:58 PM8/2/01

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You can download an MP3 file of Ralph sayings. The quality is average, but
there's 7 minutes worth of quotes on it. Try Morpheus.com.
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G-Hound

'We have enough youth. How 'bout a fountain of smart?'

Kristian Ronge

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Aug 2, 2001, 7:55:11 PM8/2/01

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On Thu, 2 Aug 2001, The Webmiester wrote:

> Um, I think every single one of those quotes are wrong in some way.

Tha'ts unpossible!

Sydney Assbasket

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Aug 2, 2001, 9:06:17 PM8/2/01

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>Here's two to start things:
>
>I bent my wookie.
>
>My cat's breath smells like cat food.
>

(to the old people) Someone should iron you!

I don't feel right!

Teacher sent me to the principle when I was dirty!
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Adam

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Aug 2, 2001, 10:08:45 PM8/2/01

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From Hurricane Neddy:

Lisa: But I'm not fruit! I'm a kid!
Mrs. Glick: That's what the pumpkin said.
Ralph: Hi, Lisa. We're going to be in a pie!

Hobbes gy

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Aug 2, 2001, 11:43:23 PM8/2/01

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"Principal Skinner and Ms Krabaple were in the closet making babies, and I saw
one of the babies and then the baby looked at me"

"Sleep, oh boy.. thats where i'm a viking"

"This is my sandbox, i'm not allowed to go in the deep end.. and thats where I
saw the leprichan....... he told me to burn things"

"Hello Principal Skinner.. Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers.......I'm learnding"

"When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpiller..I love you
principal skinner"

"Ms Hoover sent me to Principal skinner's office when I was dirty"

Luke Hoffmann

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Aug 3, 2001, 12:37:49 AM8/3/01

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"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"

Luke Hoffmann
Go4t...@cs.com

Amanda Elend

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Aug 4, 2001, 10:04:52 AM8/4/01

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"Go Banana!"

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Ian Bernard Brodie

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Aug 6, 2001, 10:31:34 AM8/6/01

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Everybody's Hugging!!

Ian Brodie

mirilidium

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Aug 6, 2001, 1:24:24 PM8/6/01

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Kenneth Gross wrote:
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> Not Ralph!!!
>

Not Lenny!!

- mirilidium

mirilidium

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Aug 6, 2001, 1:26:38 PM8/6/01

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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies
and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

- mirilidium
"The baby looked at you??"

mirilidium

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Aug 6, 2001, 1:31:46 PM8/6/01

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I know those words, but that sign makes no sense.
- mirilidium
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Adam Bailey

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Aug 7, 2001, 12:59:31 AM8/7/01

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"i heard that your dad went into a restaurant and he ate everything in
the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

>

Eric Metcalf

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Aug 15, 2001, 9:38:12 PM8/15/01

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"It tastes like burning"

visitor

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Aug 16, 2001, 3:14:47 PM8/16/01

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'you choo- choo- choose me?'
and
'sooo... do you like (pause), stuff?'

Eric Metcalf wrote:

> "It tastes like burning"

Bck2DFtr

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Aug 18, 2001, 1:52:15 AM8/18/01

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"I think I wet my bed"

That ep. was great. A tidal wave washes Ralphy onto the Simpsons front lawn.
HA!!

Rudiger

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Oct 30, 2001, 11:19:15 AM10/30/01

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"I'm a boy."

Craig Toelle

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Oct 30, 2001, 10:34:56 PM10/30/01

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I bent my Wookie

Rudiger wrote:

> "I'm a boy."

Internet King

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Oct 31, 2001, 1:55:23 PM10/31/01

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It tastes like...burning.
Sincerely,
Little Girl