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That was definitely the worst episode of "The Family Guy" ever. Rest assured
I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the
world.
Paul
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"When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain."
Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. ii
Well, that's silly. That's like saying "Pleasantville" was ruined by the "My
Favorite Martian" trailer that preceded it.
Sunshine
I will make a dainty garland
for my neck and choke.
-Daria
The world is full of magical
things, patiently waiting for
our wits to grow sharper.
-Eden Phillpotts
Rock me, Dr. Zaius!
Reporter: "Mr. President, why are you continuing to avoid questions?"
Clinton: "I dunno, maybe 'cause you're so fat! Huh-huh-huh!"
....... that about sums up the humor of this show. Absolutely awful.
>The show "Family Guy" ruined the Simpson's for me.
>The Family Guy is like the Simpson's on acid.
Mmm... acid.
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How dare you destroy my valuable wall and spill my priceless acid! Did you
really think you were going to get away with it?
Mag
"It's one thing to be a link in a chain; it's another to start one of your
own!" (Lisa Simpson, "Bart's Dog Gets an F")
"Speak American, Bartron. We Earthlings understand not the Martian tongue."
(Space pilot Lisuey, "Space Patrol")
>>Mmm... acid.
>
>How dare you destroy my valuable wall and spill my priceless acid! Did you
>really think you were going to get away with it?
Can you ask your vicepresident to stop barking at me?
TTYL
... Lightning bolts are hazardous to your health!
One of the more stereotypical jokes, but the show has a LOT of promise and
potential. The jokes usually are usually hit-or-miss, but family guy keeps
it going at a really quick pace. At times, very reminiscent of the
simpsons.
You're eating my special dietetic lunch!
>>Can you ask your vicepresident to stop barking at me?
>
>You're eating my special dietetic lunch!
Would you like a bag of Doritos for compensation?
TTYL
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