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Simpson's Live in New Texaco
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Aaron Hirshberg
Jul 14, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/14/00
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The NT on the driver's license must stand for New Texaco. That
state that's tucked away down there. Near Canada. New Texaco
has rivers that run out to the ocean, oil wells and gorges, jazz
musicians that hang around on bridges, harbors where immigrants
can be deported, lighthouses run by robots, leaky nuclear power
plants, and is 600 miles from Mexico. They also have elementary
schools that were shipped in from Missouri, and school officials
who were originally from New York. And a there is a city named
Albany nearby, possibly in a neighboring state. After all,
didn't Homer say "Look, there's a New MEXICO!"?
state that's tucked away down there. Near Canada. New Texaco
has rivers that run out to the ocean, oil wells and gorges, jazz
musicians that hang around on bridges, harbors where immigrants
can be deported, lighthouses run by robots, leaky nuclear power
plants, and is 600 miles from Mexico. They also have elementary
schools that were shipped in from Missouri, and school officials
who were originally from New York. And a there is a city named
Albany nearby, possibly in a neighboring state. After all,
didn't Homer say "Look, there's a New MEXICO!"?
Aaron Hirshberg
"Look, there's a NEW Mexico!" - Homer Jay
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ZapOphelia
Jul 14, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/14/00
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but he said "NEW Mexico!" implying that he only
thought there was a Mexico.
thought there was a Mexico.
ZapOphelia
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Adam W. Long
Jul 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/15/00
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>After all,
>didn't Homer say "Look, there's a New MEXICO!"?
>
>Aaron Hirshberg
>
>"Look, there's a NEW Mexico!" - Homer Jay
>didn't Homer say "Look, there's a New MEXICO!"?
>
>Aaron Hirshberg
>
>"Look, there's a NEW Mexico!" - Homer Jay
Whoa, whoa, hold on here. Did he say "Look, there's a New MEXICO!" or "Look,
there's a NEW Mexico!"?
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Aaron Hirshberg
Jul 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/17/00
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Who cares? We're pulling each other's legs with obscure quotes
from old Simpsons episodes. That's what counts.
from old Simpsons episodes. That's what counts.
Aaron Hirshberg
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