Favorite McBain Lines
Steve
What's your favorite McBain line?
Mine has been:
Script Guy: Up and atom.
McBain: UP AND AT THEM.
Script Guy: Up and atom!
McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
Script Guy: UP AND ATOM!!!
McBain: UP AND AT THEM!!!
Script Guy: Better.
And also:
McBain: Here'z my Woody Allen impression, "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes
to sleep with little girls!"
Ltgraz
How about "Ice to see you"
JasperF
"Hey Scowie, zat oudfid makez you look like a homozexual!!" (audience
boos) "Maybe you all are homozexuals!!"
Johnny Lamar Rhyne
In <19970813020...@ladder02.news.aol.com> jas...@aol.com
(JasperF) writes:
>
>"Hey Scowie, zat oudfid makez you look like a homozexual!!" (audience
>boos) "Maybe you all are homozexuals!!"
"I was thinking of holding another meeting.......in bed."
McBain will be back in "You have the right to remain DEAD!"
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Jordan
> Script Guy: Up and atom.
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM.
> Script Guy: Up and atom!
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
> Script Guy: UP AND ATOM!!!
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM!!!
> Script Guy: Better.
> McBain: Here'z my Woody Allen impression, "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes
> to sleep with little girls!"
"I'm thinking about holding another meeting...in bed."
"Oh Maria, my mighty heart is breaking!"
"Upon closer inspection they appear to be loafers."
"MandoSAAAAAA!!!!!"
sbnyc
McBain (to his TV sidekick): "That outfit makes you look like a
homosexual..."
Crowd: "Booooooooo!!!!"
McBain (to crowd): "Maybe you are all homosexuals too..."
Crowd: "Boooooooo!!!!"
> What's your favorite McBain line?
>
> Mine has been:
>
> Script Guy: Up and atom.
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM.
> Script Guy: Up and atom!
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
> Script Guy: UP AND ATOM!!!
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM!!!
> Script Guy: Better.
>
> And also:
Marlon J. Zetty
Johnny Lamar Rhyne <crh...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
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> In <19970813020...@ladder02.news.aol.com> jas...@aol.com
> (JasperF) writes:
> >
> >"Hey Scowie, zat oudfid makez you look like a homozexual!!" (audience
> >boos) "Maybe you all are homozexuals!!"
>
> "I was thinking of holding another meeting.......in bed."
>
> McBain will be back in "You have the right to remain DEAD!"
Here is my Woody Allen imprezion: "I am a neurotic neurd who likes to sleep
mit little girls."
Texas
On 12 Aug 1997, Steve wrote:
> What's your favorite McBain line?
>
> Mine has been:
>
> Script Guy: Up and atom.
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM.
> Script Guy: Up and atom!
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
> Script Guy: UP AND ATOM!!!
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM!!!
> Script Guy: Better.
>
> And also:
>
> McBain: Here'z my Woody Allen impression, "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes
> to sleep with little girls!"
>
>
POLICE CHIEF:"And you can get rid of that hand cannon and pick a standard
issue. In this station we go by the book."(Holds up little brown book)
MCBAIN:(Blowing the book out the window with his fucking huge gun)
"Bye book!"
MCBAIN:"Ha, Lenny that shirt makes you look like a homosexual"
CROWD: "Booo, Boooo"
MCBAIN: (pointing a menacing finger at the crowd) " Maybe you're all
homosexuals!"
TEX
davedave
"You have the right to remain dead"
Jordan <jdo...@monmouth.com> wrote in article
(snip)
> > McBain: Here'z my Woody Allen impression, "I'm a neurotic nerd who
likes
> > to sleep with little girls!"
>
David Arness
OTIS wrote:
>
> I have two:
>
> 1. McBain's brief stint at stand-up comedy:
> MCBAIN: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet
> seat up?...that's the joke.
> HOMER (In background): You suck McBain!
> McBain then pulls out a gun and starts to shoot into the crowd.
>
> 2. MCBAIN: Interesting shirt. It makes you look like a homosexual.
> CROWD: Boooo!
> MCBAIN: You all are homosexuals.
"Magic ticket my butt, McBain!"
OTIS
OTIS
David Arness wrote:
"I know. I'll be in the Hum-vee."
Jordan
> > 1. McBain's brief stint at stand-up comedy:
> > MCBAIN: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet
> > seat up?...that's the joke.
> > HOMER (In background): You suck McBain!
> > McBain then pulls out a gun and starts to shoot into the crowd.
Wher'd you get the idea that it was Homer?
Steven Swenson
coach: Up, and Atom!
mcbain: Up, and at them!
coach: Up, and ATOM!!
mcbain: Up, and AT THEM!!
coach: UP, AND ATOM!!!!
mcbain: UP, AND AT THEM!!!!
coach: ....... better.
George Efstathakis
(McBain walks out on his late night talk show, which highly resembles
the Arsensio Hall show. He even walks over and touches his finger to
that of his band leader, who is dressed in a funky looking outfit. Then
the crowd stops applauding.)
McBain: Thank you. Nice suit Larry. It makes you look like a
homosexual.
Audience: Booo.
McBain: Maybe you are all homosexuals.
Audience: Booo.
(Then Bart turns the channel.)
Boba FettK
Actually, McBain's band leader is named Skowie (that's probably spelled
completely wrong, but pronounced with a long o sound, like Moe)
Gagos
Alex Werner
In article <33F6BA...@erols.com>, OTIS <acbi...@erols.com> wrote:
>> "Magic ticket my butt, McBain!"
>
>"I know. I'll be in the Hum-vee."
I'm not sure I can quote precisely, but I can get a lot closer than that:
Bart: McBain! I'm a big fan, but your last movie sucked
McBain: I know. There were script problems from day vun
Quimby: Yeah, Magic Ticket my ass, McBain
McBain: Oh Maria, my mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Hum-vee
Carrie Stahl
Gagos wrote:
> I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls
That is definitly one of my favorites and I have been looking for it
in wav format so if anyone has it please email me.
Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up. That is
the joke.
carrie
Shift
Was it McBain that said:
someone:"How do you sleep at night?"
McBain(?):"On a big pile of money with lots of naked women."
hehehehehehe.
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Ian McIntire
I've always been partial to the lines that are actually from the
"McBain" movies, and not just the ones that we see the actor (Ranier
Wolfcastle) saying. For example:
"MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!"
(While breaking out of ice sculpture) "Ice to see you."
They imitate the standard acting and dialogue in action movies so well,
it's scary. I'm also a fan of McBain's television cousin, McGarnickle
(sp?).
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Lambchild1
Maybe you are all homosexuals.........
hahahahahahaha!
That wacky McBain.
Karen McCreary
> >>What's your favorite McBain line?
> >
I haven't been following this too long I hope this one hasn't already been
posted:
Jay Sherman> Hey, ummmm, your shoes are untied!
McBain> From here they appear to be tied but I will go in for a closer
look...
leon....@bigfoot.com
The Phantom wrote:
>
> On 12 Aug 1997 23:54:43 GMT, ltg...@aol.com (Ltgraz) wrote:
>
> or
>
> <McBAIN> "My son returns from a fancy east-coast college, and
> I'm horrified to find he's a NERD."
> <KENT BROCKMAN> "Ha, ha, I'm laughing already."
> <McBAIN> "It's not a comedy."
>
> >How about "Ice to see you"
> >
> >
> >
<McBain> You made me look like an idiot in public. I am going to hurt you now (something like that)
<Jay Sherman> Hey look! Your laces are untied!
<McBain> From here they appear to be tied, but I will go down for further inspection...
(4 hours later)
<McBain> They appear to be tied.
later, the simpsons trivia god (leon)
Andrew Gill
leon....@bigfoot.com wrote in article <340046...@bigfoot.com>...
> The Phantom wrote:
> <McBain> You made me look like an idiot in public. I am going to hurt you
now (something like that)
> <Jay Sherman> Hey look! Your laces are untied!
> <McBain> From here they appear to be tied, but I will go down for further
inspection...
>
> (4 hours later)
>
> <McBain> They appear to be tied.
Close: "On Closer inspection, these are loafers"
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Not to mention all the other differences, but who cares about those...
Albert Ren
Bobby Sayers
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"-
the radioactive man movie episode
Andy Harmon
How about when he's rehearsing with his dialogue coach:
Coach: Up and at 'em!
McBain: Up and at them (very distinctly)
Repeat.
or
He gets insulted at an academy awards ceremony, turns to his wife and
says, dejectedly:
"My mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee."
aeh
Chuck Willis
> How about when he's rehearsing with his dialogue coach:
>
> Coach: Up and at 'em!
That would be "Up and atom" in a delicius pun compared to Radiation
Dude's similar but much lamer catch phrase "Up and lets go" :-)
> McBain: Up and at them (very distinctly)
>
> Repeat.
Chuck
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Andrew Gill
Andy Harmon <aeha...@mcs.net> wrote in article
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> How about when he's rehearsing with his dialogue coach:
>
> Coach: Up and at 'em!
>
>
> Repeat.
You missed the pun:
||: "Up and ATOM"; "Up and AT Them!" :||
And finally, the director gets fed up, but tells him that it was "better."
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Andrew Gill wrote:
>
> Andy Harmon <aeha...@mcs.net> wrote in article
> <5u47cj$cop$1...@Nntp1.mcs.net>...
> > How about when he's rehearsing with his dialogue coach:
> >
> > Coach: Up and at 'em!
> >
> > McBain: Up and at them (very distinctly)
> >
> > Repeat.
>
> You missed the pun:
>
> ||: "Up and ATOM"; "Up and AT Them!" :||
>
> And finally, the director gets fed up, but tells him that it was "better."
Squares...with Kent Brockman as host (Sprinfield Squares). One of the
contestants chooses Rainier Wolfcastle.
Brockman <Rainier Wolfcastle..Star of the McBain series...and "Help, My Son
is a Nerd">
Wolfcastle <My son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm
horrified to find he's a nerd>
Brockman <Ha! Ha! I'M LAUGHING ALREADY!>
Wolfcastle <It's not a comedy!>
Brockman <Oh!>
Barry White is one of the celebrity guests...
steve styron
Ice to meet you
Korin Kenneybrew
Uhp and Adamm!
On Thu, 04 Sep 1997 12:55:42 -0500, steve styron
<sst...@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu> wrote:
>Ice to meet you
>
Dominic N. Republic
how about...
i'm thinking about holding a meeting...in bed
up all hours sketching a thousand great schemes
maybe i'm too tired to colour them in...
if you were a horse, id clean the crap out
of your stable...and never once complain
it's not like any other love
this one's different because
it's ours...
On 5 Sep 1997, ItsaMePete wrote:
>
> >Ice to meet you
>
> It's "Ice to see you."
>
> Pete
>
> Help stamp out unecessary Euphimism!
> Call me Old Man Ulrira.
> Everything above this line is probably my opinion.
> God bless.
>
>
>
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In article <340F87...@erols.com>,
mbfa...@erols.com wrote:
>
>Korin Kenneybrew wrote:
>>
>> Uhp and Adamm!
>>
>> On Thu, 04 Sep 1997 12:55:42 -0500, steve styron
>> <sst...@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu> wrote:
>>
>> >Ice to meet you
>> >
>
>
>
>Isn't it "Up and at them"?
It's actually supposed to be "Up and Atom"...isn't it?
Stifford
" I can't believe that Silly Sailor has beaten us both up, and imprisoned
us in his floating Aquaworld...."
---the best line by Wolfcastle
Stif...@aol.com
"c'mon people....it's in Revelations!!!!!"
joseph kirkpatrick
McBain said "Ice to see you."
steve styron <sst...@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu> wrote in article
<340EF61D...@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu>...
> Ice to meet you
>
>
daniel goodale
Upon closer inspection, I seem to be wearing loafers.
OgreMag DG
>
>I've always been partial to the lines that are actually from the
>"McBain" movies, and not just the ones that we see the actor (Ranier
>Wolfcastle) saying. For example:
>
>"MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!"
>
>(While breaking out of ice sculpture) "Ice to see you."
>
>They imitate the standard acting and dialogue in action movies so well,
>it's scary. I'm also a fan of McBain's television cousin, McGarnickle
>(sp?).
Ranier Wolfcastle: My new movie is called, "my son is a Nerd", it is
about my son who goes to a fancy east coast prep school and becomes a nerd.
The Critic: That sounds a like a good comedy
Ranier Wolfcastle: It is not a comedy
Anthony DelGuercio
Rainier Wolfcastle " The film is just me
standing in front of a brick wall for
an hour and a half. It cost 80 million
dollars.
The critic " how do you sleep at night?"
Rainier Wolfcastle " On top of a pile of money,
with many beautiful ladies"
The critic "Just asking."
The Villegas Family
Cheif: McGarnackle that's out of order!
McG: No you're out of order!
Chief: What does that mean anyways?
Homer (watching TV): It means he gets results you stupid chief!!
Marge : Homer sit down!!
Kyle Hall
in reference to that episode, when i (unfortunately) went to see the new batman
movie, the first scene where arnold comes out a mr. freeze, i was secretly
hoping he would say this line (actually, i expected it), but was sorely
disappointed when the writers let such a paradoxical joke slip right by
them. but then again, after watching, nee enduring the following hour and
twenty minutes, it was understandable.
k.
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My Eyes! These goggles do Nothing!
Myrkul
KRNLfan (krn...@aol.com) wrote:
: My Eyes! These goggles do Nothing!
Personally, My fav McBain line would be:
"Maria, my mighty heart is breaking.... I'll be in the HumVee"
Ben
Sid P
SoCal Dog wrote:
>
> In article <340F87...@erols.com>,
> mbfa...@erols.com wrote:
>
> >
> >Korin Kenneybrew wrote:
> >>
> >> Uhp and Adamm!
> >>
>
> It's actually supposed to be "Up and Atom"...isn't it?
tell that to Rainier!
Bretskey
The episode with Jay Sherman (The Critic)
Rainier Wolfcastle is preparing to beat up Jay for insulting him, and Jay
uses the time-honored "your shoe's untied" ploy. Rainier says he does not
believe that is so, but he'll go in for a closer look. After some time
passes (it goes from day to night), he says:
"On closa inspection, dese are loafas"
Gravb213
You can't forget the line from the episode where McBain gets his own
late-night talk show on Fox:
"nice shirt, Vinnie. It makes you look like a homozexual"
audience boo's
"maybe you are all homozexuals!"
Justin
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On 19 Sep 1997 08:00:51 GMT, grav...@aol.com (Gravb213) wrote:
>You can't forget the line from the episode where McBain gets his own
>late-night talk show on Fox:
>
>"nice shirt, Vinnie. It makes you look like a homozexual"
>audience boo's
>"maybe you are all homozexuals!"
"Ice to see you!"
"My eyes, the goggles do no-s-ing"
"- But captain, I have proo-v-s that he's the leader of an
international dr-a-g c-u-rtl!"
- I don't care about your proofs Murphy, you're fired!
(Mcbain hits the captain who breaks the window and falls all the way
down to land in a pool...)
-That's makes the two of us"
"- In this policestation we work by the book.
- Bye book! (shoots the book)"
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In <19970919080...@ladder01.news.aol.com> grav...@aol.com
(Gravb213) writes:
>
>You can't forget the line from the episode where McBain gets his own
>late-night talk show on Fox:
>
>"nice shirt, Vinnie. It makes you look like a homozexual"
>audience boo's
>"maybe you are all homozexuals!"
And who doens't remember the side-splitting:
"This iz my impression ov Voody Ah-llen. 'I'm a neurotic depressed
nerd.'"
(Woody's voice) "Hey McBain, you suck!"
Then McBain throws a grenade or somehting. I love that part.
Ferrian527
Maybe you are all homosexuals!!!!!!!
or
dat makes two of us.
Bretskey
>>"nice shirt, Vinnie. It makes you look like a homozexual"
Vinnie? The name is Skoie (pronounced Sko-ee with a long o), and not only
is he the talk-show sidekick, but he is also McBain's partner in the McBain
movies (at least one of them).
TCook75642
>Marge : Homer sit down!!
>
It's Lisa who says "Dad, sit down" :)
Andrew Gill
TCook75642 <tcook...@aol.com> wrote in article
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> >Marge : Homer sit down!!
> >
>
> It's Lisa who says "Dad, sit down" :)
And it's to McGarnigle, not McBain
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One of these days, I'm gonna rent McBain, with the drug-dealing El Presidente
and Chris Walken...
The Great Flamobyte
I dont know if anybody has mentioned this or not, but the Radioactive man
episode had two really good ones:
Director: Up and Atom
McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
Director:Up and Atom
McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
Director :Close Enough
McBain (as the acid washes over him)MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!
Thomas R. Collins <brim...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
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> In <19970919080...@ladder01.news.aol.com> grav...@aol.com
> (Gravb213) writes:
> >
> >You can't forget the line from the episode where McBain gets his own
> >late-night talk show on Fox:
> >
> >"nice shirt, Vinnie. It makes you look like a homozexual"
Moe & Mrs.Moe
The Great Flamobyte wrote:
> I dont know if anybody has mentioned this or not, but the Radioactive man
> episode had two really good ones:
>
> Director: Up and Atom
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
> Director:Up and Atom
> McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
> Director :Close Enough
>
> McBain (as the acid washes over him)MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!
>
> Thomas R. Collins <brim...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
> <5vv5im$9...@sjx-ixn10.ix.netcom.com>...
> > In <19970919080...@ladder01.news.aol.com> grav...@aol.com
> > (Gravb213) writes:
> > >
> > My fave: "Oh Maria, my mighty heart is breaking, I'll be waiting in the
> Humvee :) classic
Mrs. Moe
> >
> >
Jason Brainerd
McBain busts out of the ice sculpture and says "Ice to see you." Then
shoots everyone around him and they're all getting hit at he same time,
even the ones he hasn't aimed at yet.
Mike Mumper
In article <5vv5im$9...@sjx-ixn10.ix.netcom.com>, brim...@ix.netcom.com
says...
>And who doens't remember the side-splitting:
>
>"This iz my impression ov Voody Ah-llen. 'I'm a neurotic depressed
>nerd.'"
...who likes to sleep with little girls.
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heres another good one. Theres an office meeting/party for all the evil
drug lords and after he breaks out of the ice sculpture he says: "Ice to
see you"
then after he kill everyone and he's looking out of the window with
the sexy blond beside he says : "I'm thinking of having a meeting IN ZE
BEDROOM", and the women says something like "oh Mcbain, you're so clever
te-he"
Larry Ouderkirk
Sherman" and was showing clips from "McBain: Let's Get Silly".
"Men are always leaving the toilet seat up. That is the joke."
"You suck, McBain!" (throws a grenade)
"Here's my Woody Allen impersonation: I'm a neurotic little nerd who
Kevin McCarthy
You forgot the best line.. .after McBain kills everyone: "meeting
adjourned" THEN he says, "now I'm thinking of having another meeting. . .IN
BED"
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