What's Yer Altime Favorite Line
Craig Terrian
>Correction...Marge...two perfect jackets!
>
>It's OK...I'm a teacher!!
>
>Ok Mr. Simpson...we warned you about teasing the order box...AHHH!
>
>OH really...which president is on it.
>ah...all of them.
>OK
"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip !!"
Oh my God Lisa ! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!
You ARE fully bonded and licensed by the city...AREN'T you Mister Plow?
SHUT UP boy!!....
Nelson: Hah HA! You're Mom's a jailbird!
Bart: So's yours !
Nelson: Oh yeah...let's play!
That raccoon stole my lamb chop !!
Mindy: I guess we'll be going down together...I mean getting off
together...I mean...
Homer: That's OK I'll just push the button for the stimulator..I mean
elevator!!
Ralph Wiggum: I LOVE Lisa Simpson and when I grow up, I'm going to marry
her!
Lisa: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bart (with VCR remote): Look Lis! You can pinpoint to the actual second
when
his heart rips in half !!
Flanders: Hidelly Ho neighboreeno !
Homer: Can't talk. Eating.
Flanders: Okelly Dokelly
vincent radford
Bart: " Wow, dad! You saved me from a Baptism!"
Granpa: " Damn buzzards! I ain't dead yet!"
Bart: "Comedy, thy name is Krusty."
Lisa: "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?"
Snake: "Let's go, Soshanna!"
Homer: "Woo hoo! Cheap meat!"
Heather Russell
"Now I DRIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE the bus!" -- Otto Mans
Heather
vincent radford
On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, vincent radford wrote:
>
>
> Bart: " Wow, dad! You saved me from a Baptism!"
(**correction**) Bart: "Wow, dad! You took a Baptism for me!"
Lisa: "Well read and just a little wild. Ooooo, if someone could only
tame him!"
Bart: "Oh, go eat some flowers!"
Homer: "Ahhh! My secret shame!"
Homer: "Take that, Washington! Eat lead, Einstein! Show's over,
Shakespere!"
Maverick
vincent radford wrote:
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> On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, vincent radford wrote:
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over parenting!
Homer: But I'm using my whole ass!
Tara Seeley
On Sat, 28 Sep 1996, vincent radford wrote:
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>
> On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, vincent radford wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > Bart: " Wow, dad! You saved me from a Baptism!"
>
> (**correction**) Bart: "Wow, dad! You took a Baptism for me!"
Actually, I think it's, "... You took a Baptismal for me!"
I can't choose just one fav. line but this is a keeper for sure,
Homer: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
anon.guy
In article <324E2E...@Salem.City>, Maverick <Xav...@Salem.City> wrote:
> vincent radford wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, vincent radford wrote:
> >
> Bart: Your half-assed under parenting was better than your half-assed
> over parenting!
>
> Homer: But I'm using my whole ass!
But then I won't be watching tv. You can see the bind I'm in.
- Homer
David Michael McCormick
I have so many!!
Here's one I never stop lauging at (sorry about the inaccuracy):
McBain: "Sherman! I just realized you insulted me. Now you will
die!" (Pulls out BIG gun)
Sherman: "Your shoe is untied!"
McBain: "From here, they appear to be tied... but I will go in for a
closer look."
Sherman: "Taxi!!!" (gets in taxi, speeds away)
Pan to McBain, still looking at his feet, night falls...
McBain: "Upon closer inspection, these are loafers."
Oh, another little scene:
Homer: (runs into livingroom, drops to his knees) Why, God? Why?!?
Marge: (enters) That's not God, Homer, that's waffle Bart threw that
stuck on the ceiling.
(Waffle slowly drops to the floor by oozing tendrils)
Homer: (picking up waffle) "Oh, I know I should not eat thee..."
(Bites into waffle) "Mmmmmm, sacrilicious..."
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David Michael McCormick
My Name
In article <324c5067...@news.alt.net>, i...@first.you.don't.succeed
says...
>
>On Thu, 26 Sep 1996 23:30:57 -0700, Craig Terrian <CTer...@eznet.com>
>wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>Definitely one of my favorites is:
>
>Homer: *gasp* Colonel Klink!!! Did you ever get my letters?!?!?!
>
>That is so Homer.
My favorite is when the insurance guy asks Homer:
"Now this 'Moes's', its a..."
Homer thinks: "Don't tell him it's a bar, don't tell him it's a bar."
Homer says: "It's a pornography shop, I was buying pornography."
Homer thinks:"Whew, I would have never thought of that."
Clifford Guy
On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, vincent radford wrote:
>
>
> Bart: " Wow, dad! You saved me from a Baptism!"
>
> Granpa: " Damn buzzards! I ain't dead yet!"
>
> Bart: "Comedy, thy name is Krusty."
>
> Lisa: "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?"
>
> Snake: "Let's go, Soshanna!"
>
> Homer: "Woo hoo! Cheap meat!"
>
>
> I think that one of te best lines had to have been said by Homer:
"Hello?...Hello taste?...Hello?????"
C. Beard
Barney: "Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown!"
Barney: "We want Crunchy! We was Crunchy!"
Earlier in the same episode (Camp Krusty)
Camp Director: [Toasting] "Gentlemen, to evil!"
James McLaughlin
vincent radford <vin...@utkux.utcc.utk.edu> wrote:
>On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, vincent radford wrote:
>>
>>
>> Bart: " Wow, dad! You saved me from a Baptism!"
> (**correction**) Bart: "Wow, dad! You took a Baptism for me!"
> Lisa: "Well read and just a little wild. Ooooo, if someone could only
> tame him!"
> Bart: "Oh, go eat some flowers!"
> Homer: "Ahhh! My secret shame!"
> Homer: "Take that, Washington! Eat lead, Einstein! Show's over,
> Shakespere!"
How is it possible to find just one favourite line? There are just so
many good lines in each episode.
(Thinks for a while...) I suppose if I had to nominate one it would
have to be:
Homer: If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its
that girls should stick to girl's sports such as "hot oil wrestling"
and "foxy boxing".
Bye,
James McLaughlin
mich...@utdallas.edu
Tara Seeley (t...@ecst.csuchico.edu) wrote:
> I can't choose just one fav. line but this is a keeper for sure,
> Homer: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
actually, it was :I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
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Tara Seeley
On 7 Oct 1996 mich...@utdallas.edu wrote:
> Tara Seeley (t...@ecst.csuchico.edu) wrote:
>
>
> > I can't choose just one fav. line but this is a keeper for sure,
>
> > Homer: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
>
> actually, it was :I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Check your facts, buddy, the insurance guy asks Homer what
kind of place, "this Moe's is." Homer replies, "It's a pornography store.
I was buying pornography," after his brain has told him, "don't tell him
it's a bar... don't tell him it's a bar." It is like one of my fav.
lines, I would know...
Shaithis
In article <53c7fa$b...@utdallas.edu>, mich...@utdallas.edu says...
> Tara Seeley (t...@ecst.csuchico.edu) wrote:
>
>
> > I can't choose just one fav. line but this is a keeper for sure,
>
> > Homer: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
>
> actually, it was :I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
>
Insurance Guy: Now this place 'Moes' you were coming from...this is a
business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him it's a bar!
Homer: It's a pornography shop. I was buying pornography
Homer's Brain: Heheh...I woulda never thought of that.
--
Shaithis (Chris Buecheler)
shai...@buffnet.net
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Stephen Hwang
mich...@utdallas.edu wrote:
: Tara Seeley (t...@ecst.csuchico.edu) wrote:
: > I can't choose just one fav. line but this is a keeper for sure,
: > Homer: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
: actually, it was :I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography
: --
How about the episode where Homer joins Krusty clown school?
While Homer is riding the tiny tricycle, his pants get pulled
down to the pedals...
Krusty(to his assistant): "Burn that seat."
HeeHee!
Chris Newsom
In article <Dz4r25.38K...@torfree.net>, ck...@torfree.net (Stephen
Hwang) wrote:
It would be a tie between
Homer: "Can't talk eating."
and
When Homer was fighting for his soul in court and they had to put
Blackbeard(?) the Pirate in Maggie's high chair and he said "This chair be
high says I", in a Pirate accent (if there is technically such a thing,
but you know what I mean).
Joelynda
Broken-hearted Milhous: " We started out like Romeo and Juliet,
but it ended up in tragedy."
It's brilliant on so many levels
or possibly,
Astronaut Homer on phone: "Hey, how come we can't get no
Tang 'round here?!"
It's more the *way* he says it....
Joe
NeoSurfer
In article <548g6i$f...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, joel...@aol.com (Joelynda)
writes:
>Astronaut Homer on phone: "Hey, how come we can't get no
> Tang 'round here?!"
> It's more the *way* he says it....
> Joe
And, of course, on a related note, when he's on the phone with Clinton and
he says something like "I figured if anyone knows about Tang, it would be
you."
gar...@acsu.buffalo.edu
On Fri, 11 Oct 1996, Stephen Hwang wrote:
> mich...@utdallas.edu wrote:
> : Tara Seeley (t...@ecst.csuchico.edu) wrote:
>
>
> : > I can't choose just one fav. line but this is a keeper for sure,
>
> : > Homer: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
>
> : actually, it was :I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography
> : --
>
>
> How about the episode where Homer joins Krusty clown school?
>
> While Homer is riding the tiny tricycle, his pants get pulled
> down to the pedals...
> Krusty(to his assistant): "Burn that seat."
>
> HeeHee!
>
> This is my favorite Simpson scene. Nasa is trying to increase the
ratings for their space programone engineer says"maybe we should tell them
about all the monkeys we sent into space that returned as super geniuses"
a monkey wheels around in his chair and says"no I don't think will be
telling them that"
Alien Mastermind
joel...@aol.com (Joelynda) wrote:
>Broken-hearted Milhous: " We started out like Romeo and Juliet,
> but it ended up in tragedy."
> It's brilliant on so many levels
>or possibly,
>Astronaut Homer on phone: "Hey, how come we can't get no
> Tang 'round here?!"
> It's more the *way* he says it....
> Joe
I thought the last line from the new halloween episode rocked:
"Don't blame me, I voted for Konos"
Whiskey
durk...@atl.mindspring.com (Alien Mastermind) wrote:
>I thought the last line from the new halloween episode rocked:
>"Don't blame me, I voted for Konos"
...um...Kodos...
Dale Plummer
>
>Homer:"Wohoo, a four dau weekend."
Gentry
Marge : "Homer, stop picking at your head!"
Homer : "But I'm so delicious!"
Action Jackson
Alien Mastermind wrote:
>
> joel...@aol.com (Joelynda) wrote:
>
> >Broken-hearted Milhous: " We started out like Romeo and Juliet,
> > but it ended up in tragedy."
> > It's brilliant on so many levels
>
> >or possibly,
> >Astronaut Homer on phone: "Hey, how come we can't get no
> > Tang 'round here?!"
> > It's more the *way* he says it....
> > Joe
>
>
> "Don't blame me, I voted for Konos"
Bart: "Hey, man, don't badmouth the rod!"
--
Matt Shaw
In article <32776D...@kraft.com> Action Jackson <jbed...@kraft.com>
writes:
like when doves cry."
DJ Ryan
Homer; "Hello, My name is Mr. Burns.I believe you have a letter for
me."
Post office worker:"ok, Mr. Burns, uh.....What's your first name?"
Homer: "I..don't know."
The Rhino
Gentry wrote:
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> Dale Plummer wrote:
> >
> > Whiskey wrote:
> > >
> > > durk...@atl.mindspring.com (Alien Mastermind) wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > >"Don't blame me, I voted for Konos"
> > >
> > >
> > >Marge:"Homer the plant called, they said if you don't come in tommorow, don't bother coming in Monday."
> > >
> > >Homer:"Wohoo, a four dau weekend."
>
> Marge : "Homer, stop picking at your head!"
> Homer : "But I'm so delicious!"
>>Bart:What are we having for supper
>>Homer:If you've been good, pizza, if you've been bad, poison
>>Lisa:What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
>>Bart:Poison Pizza
>>Homer:Oh No, I'm not making two stops
I love that one!
drbaker
Not my all-time favorite lines, but I really liked the elephant episode
when they drove to the tar pits and hit the statue of a deer.
Homer : Doh!
Marge : A deer!
Lisa : A female deer!.
I though it was quite witty.
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
Ralph Wiggum
Jacob Stohler
Prof. Frink:
"The secret ingredient is... LOVE?!"
Joe Barlow
HOMER: Wow..... former president James Taylor!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Joe Barlow (jba...@ipass.net)
"Zorkers do it under the rug..."
Steve Dudley
In Homer^3:
Frink: First you take an ordinary square...
Wiggum: Whoah, slow down, egghead!
D. Winslow
mi...@cruzio.com wrote:
>
> I also loved the episode in which Homer gets his hand stuck in the vending
> machine and cries out "Snack-related mishap!" and later in the same
> episode in response to the fireman's mention of cutting Homer's arms off,
> "They'll grow back, right?"
"I even had the fireman write me a note.."
"Mrs. Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband a lumber yard burned
down.."
"D'OH!! Lumber has a million uses.."
The.Infamous.M@pnet.playcom.com (donniet@imagixx.net (The Infamous M)
From: don...@imagixx.net (The Infamous Mr Blue)
Subject: Re: What's Yer Altime Favorite Line
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In article <mitch-02119...@tree155.cruzio.com>, mi...@cruzio.com wrote:
> One of the best has got to be from the Halloween episode a couple of years
> ago in which Bart and Lisa are attacked by Mister Burns, who is a vampire.
> Burns grabs Bart, Lisa escapes and tells Homer and Marge "Mom, Dad, Mister
> Burns is a vampire and he's got Bart!" to which Homer replies "Oh Lisa,
> you're always exaggerating. Beer kills brain cells, Mr. Burns is a
> vampire. Now let's go back to thateeebuilding thingyeeewhere our beds and
> TVeeeis."
>
> How do they think that up?! Genius!
I liked when Mr Burns' heir was Bart and Marge wanted Bart to spend
sometimes with Burns.
Homer: Oh, why can Bart do that but you won't let me spend one night
lurking in the bushes outside of Chef Boyardee's mansion?
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Subject: Re: What's Yer Altime Favorite Line
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too many to reply...
Homer's inner child: food goes in here... it sure does
The Infamous Mr Blue
In article <19961109223...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
losg...@aol.com wrote:
> too many to reply...
>
> Homer's inner child: food goes in here... it sure does
When Homer was explaining to LIsa how to handle her rage. And told her to
release it at an appropiate time "Like that day daddy hit the referee with
a whiskey bottle"
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don...@imagixx.net
pegas...@aol.com
Marge to Lisa: Is that too spicy for you?
Lisa in a high-pitched whisper: I can see through time.
In that same episode, Abu talked about attending the Springfield Heights
Institute of Technology. (Think of the similar place in Massachussettes
if you don't get it).
Greg
daniel
When Bart is caught outside in his baby looking pygamas.
Nelson:"Did your mommy buy those for you.Ha Ha"
Bart:"Yes"
Nelson(lost for words)"O.K. Simpson, you've won this round"
Daniel Hubbard
E-Mail:dan...@wholenet.demon.co.uk
Anthony White
Fave line :
Nelson : I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school
Funny!
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11/17/96 18:29
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Tara Seeley
On 17 Nov 1996, Anthony White wrote:
> Fave line :
>
> Nelson : I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school
Jimbo said this. At least I recall that it was in his voice.
>
> Funny!
Yeah, it was funny. I loved how the kids all looked up to Homer.
Kevin Bittick
Here are two of my favorites:
1. Homer: "Hehehe, suckers..Ahhhhh!! Shark boy!!"
2. Football Player: (paraphrased) "I used to sleep with a different
lingerie model every night until Flanders and
his Bible study group taught me I could have
more in life."
Homer: "Professional athletes. Always wanting more!"
Kevin
Dallas
oscark
Anthony White wrote:
>
> Fave line :
>
> Nelson : I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school
>
>
Nelson didn't say that. Jimbo did.
-DK
"I wasn't hungry. I just wanted to shut him up" - Garfield
Justin Garrett Blum
Anthony White wrote:
>
> Fave line :
>
> Nelson : I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school
That was Jimbo.
Meredeth Harvey
On Thu, 3 Oct 1996, Clifford Guy wrote:
>
>
> On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, vincent radford wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > Bart: " Wow, dad! You saved me from a Baptism!"
> >
> > Granpa: " Damn buzzards! I ain't dead yet!"
> >
> > Bart: "Comedy, thy name is Krusty."
> >
> > Lisa: "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?"
> >
> > Snake: "Let's go, Soshanna!"
> >
> > Homer: "Woo hoo! Cheap meat!"
> >
> >
> > I think that one of te best lines had to have been said by Homer:
> "Hello?...Hello taste?...Hello?????"
>
>
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Sorry dear but the all time best line was when santas little
helper was stuk in the pipes at barts school
Grounds keeper willy:LUNCH LADY DO YOU HAVE ANY GREESE
lunch lady:WHY YES, YES WE DO
he ripps off his shirt
willy:well for gods sake greese me down woman
LL:okey dokey
PEACE LOVE AND EMPATHY
BELLADONNA