Funniest Rod and Todd lines

[zzz]

"Daddy says dice are wicked."

"We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way."

[Aaron Schmuhl]

Howz about: "Every lie makes baby Jesus cry."

[Heather Holder]

Here's one--

Lisa: "He had a brother named Rod, who was 2 space years older then him"
Todd: [hiding under blankets] "I don't like this story."

Heather
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"All I know how to do is skate." -- Roz Sumners

[Alucard]

How about "Every leap brings us closer to God. Catch me Lord, catch
me!" and then "We made God angry...". Or when Bart tricks them into
thinking that he's God (Rod, Todd, this is God).

Greetz,

AC

[RSowada]

At home: (Rod) "Oh boy, liver." (Todd) "Iron helps us play."

At Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag: "Ow, my freakin' ears."

Enterring the Kwik-E-Mart: "Thanks, door!"

>
>Howz about: "Every lie makes baby Jesus cry."

>> "Daddy says dice are wicked."

>>
>> "We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way."

RSowada

[otg...@javanet.com]

In article <6otuuo$8...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>,

asch...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> Howz about: "Every lie makes baby Jesus cry."
>

> zzz wrote:
> >
> > "Daddy says dice are wicked."
> >
> > "We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way."
>

How about "Owwww...my frickin' ears."

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- "Mmmmmmm....sacrilicious" -Homer
- "Alright people you have

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[Brian Scaramucci]

"Daddy, are you going to jail?"
"We'll see, son...we'll see."

[Neil]

Ned: Did anyone pray for some big shoes?
Rod & Tod: We did
Ned: Okelydokely then.

neil:)

[Devon Lougheed]

I'm a butthole surfer!

-=guitarking=-

[Jessi Cuellar]

Everyone has given all the best quotes ( heck,theyare all great),but the
one that sticks out in my mind is wen tey are at the shelter after their
house was destroyed, "He's stupid and I am with him." and this is kind
of a Bart line, "theres no sugar in a pixie stick" and Rod and Todd go
at it.That kills me every time.

[David B Thakker]

"Iron helps us play"

Jessi Cuellar (spud...@webtv.net) wrote:
: Everyone has given all the best quotes ( heck,theyare all great),but the

[Reverend30]

Ow! My Freakin Ears!

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[SunnyGrl67]

"Daddy says dice are wicked. We just move one space at a time."

"It's less fun that way!"

Luv,
Amy
"What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as removing weeds
from one's garden..." --Homer Simpson

[Noxious]

Daddy, what's that red stuff comming out of Kitty's ears?
Ummmm....that's strawberry jelly.....

[Thomas D. Brian]

Noxious wrote:
>
> Daddy, what's that red stuff comming out of Kitty's ears?
> Ummmm....that's strawberry jelly.....

"Lies make Baby Jesus cry."

Thomas Brian

[Richard Forester]

How about when they were on Homer's trampoline:

Every bounce brings us closer to God. Catch us lord, catch us... <SLAM>
they collide into each other.

Jessi Cuellar wrote in message
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[Noxious]

> > Daddy, what's that red stuff comming out of Kitty's ears?
> > Ummmm....that's strawberry jelly.....
>
> "Lies make Baby Jesus cry."

Hey yea.......another inconsistancy!!! Cool.........

[Jeff Culler]

In prayer: "And thank you for sending Lisa to protect us from the bug you sent."

[Eric Sansoni]

In article <01bdb669$1f89ae60$887d6b8c@mwimer>, "Noxious" <mi...@swog.fhcrc.org> wrote:
>
>Daddy, what's that red stuff comming out of Kitty's ears?
>Ummmm....that's strawberry jelly.....

"Daddy, should I poke Rod with a broken glass like the mouse on TV?"

-Eric S. (sn...@geocities.com or eas...@psu.edu)

POTF2 and 12" Collector's Guide: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/3177/

The best stuff is sold out.

[Elvis_Q_Spock]

"Yippee! Liver! Iron helps us pray"

--
Zero_Norm
"...you are unique - just like everyone else..."

[Azz]

In article <OmLHviMu9GA.220@upnetnews03>, Elvis_Q_Spock
<Zero_N*o*r*m*@msn.com> writes

YEAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUGUG
UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEOIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ahem..you were warned

Azz
GTA Get That Azzhole
(http://come.to/azz)
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[Cool Cat w]

I don't recall the exact line, but it goes something like "___ makes baby jesus
cry." I thought that was hillarious. What the exact phrase?

[Azz]

In article <199807261931...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, Cool Cat w
<cool...@aol.com> writes

>I don't recall the exact line, but it goes something like "___ makes baby jesus
>cry." I thought that was hillarious. What the exact phrase?

I give up :::sniffle::: I hate you all!!!!

lol
Azz

[usr12/carman/ryan elijah]

It's "Lies make baby Jesus cry."

"Have you ever read the Bible? Technically were not even allowed
to go to the bathroom." Paraphrased from Reverend Lovejoy.

[Rahat 'The Rahat' Husain]

Lies make baby jesus cry

it was the episode where Homer and Flanders become 'buddies' and
Flanders tells homer he can't spend time with him because they are
going over to 'grandmas house'

[grahamkavanagh]

Remember in the same episode when their watching a religious cartoon about
two sheep and one sheep is envious of the other because he has a sin to
confess and they say "That's all good and well for sheep but what are we to
do"

Rahat 'The Rahat' Husain <rahu...@erols.kom> wrote in article
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[starman64]

Some funny lines were said in the episode where Bart was with them and they
were playing the game "Good Samaritan," such as:
"Aw, you get to feed the leper!"

[vand...@autobahn.mb.ca]

On 19 Jul 1998 21:48:48 GMT, "zzz" <z...@zzz.net> wrote:

>"Daddy says dice are wicked."
>

>"We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way."

After Rod and Todd watch Itchy and Scratchy for the first time ...

Rod: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?

Ned: Uh, that's, that's just, er, raspberry jam.

Todd: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?

Ned: No, son. No sirree, bob.

-- Rod and Todd, meet Itchy and Scratchy, "Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum
Doodily"

[Keith Mackler]

My Favorite: "Ow, my freakin' ears!"

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[BIGNAMEGUY]

After Ned is scolded by Homer for having 2 alarm chili. :
"Daddy are you going to jail?"

Then Ned said something after that but i forget.

MARCO

I won't apologize
For acting outta line
You see the way I am
You leave anytime you can - BLACK FLAG

Won't fit, can't conform
It'll always be the same
Hateful eyes glare to say
I refuse to be tame - CIRCLE JERKS

[ProfFrink]

"We'll see son, well see...." Flanders

[David B Thakker]

My Fav:

"Iron helps us play !"

ProfFrink (rams...@hotmail.com) wrote:
: "We'll see son, well see...." Flanders

[Wes Street]

Todd climbs to the top of "diaper mountain." "Look, Daddy, I'm the king of
the mountain!"

[Todd Elia]

[GaNGuScoN2]

"MOTH! MOTH!"

-Gangus
"Don't make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win."
"There you go again. Always taking someone else's side. Flanders... the Water
Department... God..." Homer & Marge
http://members.aol.com/ganguscon2/

[Devon Lougheed]

I'm a buthole surfer!

-=Devon Lougheed=-

Guitarist, Composer, Arranger

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[GaNGuScoN2]

>I'm a buthole surfer!

It's "Look, I'm a surfer."

That was right after Todd (or Rod, I don't remember) said "Look Dad. Rod's
stupid and I'm with him! Now Mommy's stupid!"

[Devon Lougheed]

In article <199808102359...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, gangu...@aol.com (GaNGuScoN2) wrote:
>>I'm a butthole surfer!

>
>It's "Look, I'm a surfer."
>
>That was right after Todd (or Rod, I don't remember) said "Look Dad. Rod's
>stupid and I'm with him! Now Mommy's stupid!"

No, he was wearing a butthole surfer t-shirt. They're a band, for those who
don't know.

[Paul Buxton]

In article <BENz1.3208$T03.10...@news20.bellglobal.com>, Devon
Lougheed <guitarki...@hotmail.com> writes

>In article <199808102359...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, gangu...@aol.com
>(GaNGuScoN2) wrote:
>>>I'm a butthole surfer!
>>
>>It's "Look, I'm a surfer."
>>
>>That was right after Todd (or Rod, I don't remember) said "Look Dad. Rod's
>>stupid and I'm with him! Now Mommy's stupid!"
>
>No, he was wearing a butthole surfer t-shirt. They're a band, for those who
>don't know.
>

Yes, he was wearing a Butthole Surfers t-shirt (although you can't see
the "Butthole" fully [no pun intended]) but the line he said was closer
to what Gangus quoted.

Todd: We got new clothes from the donation bin!
[wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt] I'm a surfer!
[Rod wears a t-shirt with "I'm With Stupid" on it and a pointed
finger]
Rod: Look, Daddy, Todd is stupid and I'm with him.
[walks to Maude] And now Mommy's stupid!

This reminds me, I must dig out "Locust Abortion Technician" someday,
what a superb album.
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[GaNGuScoN2]

>
>No, he was wearing a butthole surfer t-shirt. They're a band, for those who
>don't know.

Yes I know. I said he said "I'm a surfer." Can't anyone read what I say?

[Jason Cormier]

"I get to clothe the lepers"

"Lucky!"

[Todd Elia]

Gangus,

I got it right the first time.

thanks,
todd_elia

"I wish I had a monkey's paw." -- Homer

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[Cyberelectric Guest]

When homer gets a trampoline:

Todd: Each leap brings us closer too god

Rod: Catch me lord, catch me!

:The bump into each other then fall on the ground:

Todd: What did we do too make the lord angry?

Rod: You did it!

Nathan Testa
ICQ: 1406697

"My names Nathan, I own an Aptiva"
Myself

[tvau...@pen.k12.va.us]

In article <6qomj9$2r3$1...@civic.ztv.ne.jp>,

"Jason Cormier" <ja...@RemoveThis.ztv.ne.jp> wrote:
> "I get to clothe the lepers"
>
> "Lucky!"
>
>

My fave, though I don't remember it word for word:
It's the episode where Bart is visiting the Flanderseseses ("110 channels, all
blocked out!"), and they are playing some boring, religious game.

Rod: "Awww, Todd has a sin to confess, and I don't!"
Flanders: "Well son, you're coveting his sin, and that's a sin!"
Rod: "Yay!"

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[Curtis Cameron]

tvau...@pen.k12.va.us wrote:

>My fave, though I don't remember it word for word:
>It's the episode where Bart is visiting the Flanderseseses ("110 channels, all
>blocked out!"), and they are playing some boring, religious game.
>
>Rod: "Awww, Todd has a sin to confess, and I don't!"
>Flanders: "Well son, you're coveting his sin, and that's a sin!"
>Rod: "Yay!"

You're remembering the lines of the characters in a religious cartoon
they were watching. These lines were spoken by cartoon sheep, not the
Flanderses's boys.

-Curtis Cameron
WGS-84 33.033N, 96.724W

[Flashbax25]

While standing on top of the diaper heap in the Simpsons yard:

"I'm the king of the mountain!!"

[Craig Hutton]

The other funny one is when hes wearing the shirt that says "im a butthole
surfer" and he says look daddy im a surfer

[HIAPMS]

The line that Todd said was "Lies makes Baby Jesus cry."

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo®]

On 14 Aug 1998 02:09:52 GMT, "Craig Hutton" <for...@flash.net> wrote:

>The other funny one is when hes wearing the shirt that says "im a butthole
>surfer" and he says look daddy im a surfer

Todd: "Oh boy, liver!"
Rod: "Iron helps us play"

9F08-(Lisa's First Word)

[Steve Bateman]

"Each leep brings us closer to God. Catch me lord, catch me!"

--
Steve Bateman

[Andy Sampson]

"Lies make baby Jesus cry."

- Andy

>

[Matt Sommer]

I'd have to say MY favorite rod and tod line is..
"Look mommy! Rod is stupid! And I'm with him!...
and now mommy's stupid! hehehehehe"
--
Matt Says,
"The early bird gets the worm, but
the second mouse gets the cheese :-) "

[David Say]

Each jump brings us closer to God!

Matt Sommer wrote in message <35D6463E...@mtco.com>...

[Keith Mackler]

Those are pixie sticks.
Téa Smith wrote in message <35D71757...@ncity.net.au>...
>I like the episode when Homer & Flanders are best friends. Bart offers Rod
& Todd a
>swizzle (?) stick & they refuse because they are not allowed sugar. Then
Bart says
>" There's no sugar in these". Rod & Todd have some & then they start
fighting &
>abusing each other. That one is funny..

>--
>BMþ³
>
>

[Téa Smith]

[Crooks]

Flanders:Oh sounds like Gabriels horn you know what that means
Rod and Todd:Yay Judgement Day

[Scott Griffiths]

The best episode is when bart had to wear these galasses and hard boots for his
health. And he was eventually told he didn't have to wear them anymore, he threw them
off and they smashed thorugh the flander's window. Ned Says: OK who prayed for flying
boots? Todd Says : I did and Ned Says : Okely Dokely

Téa Smith wrote:

> BMţł