Daniel "Hans Moleman" McCoy
SHAFT!
Shut Yaw Mouth! SHAFT!
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>He's a complicated man, and no-one understands him but his woman.
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>Daniel "Hans Moleman" McCoy
Shaft? He's "the private dick that gets all the cicks...SHAFT! Damn
right!"-Isaac Hayes
He's a bad mother- Watch your mouth! Just talkin about SHAFT!
Patrick Hayden
That's right....I'm talkn' bout SHAFT!
Speaking of classics, I would vote "Shaft In Africa" as one of the GREAT
underrated neo-noir movies of the seventies. Great script, great
lines, very funny! The all-black cast and mega-low budget made it an
unlikely movie for the general public to have discovered at that time,
but it is VASTLY underrated. I've seen hundreds of film noir movies, and
while this one is mainly a satire and tongue-in-cheek, it is quite potent
and quite funny at the same time. Much like OFF. My two Abe Lincolns.
-RS
I can dig it.
- Kuno-Sama -
(Still one BAAAAAD mother)
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: That's right....I'm talkn' bout SHAFT!
I'm a cool dude in a loose mood. But the smell of Cheetos just makes me
drool.
Chester Cheetah! Damn right!
>who's the black private dick who's the sex machine to ALL the chicks?
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>SHAFT!
Who's that big fat president from the early 1900's?
TAFT!