Did the writers forget Apu?
Captain Infinity
Deep within the rhetorical morass of alt.tv.seinfeld
In article <34118A...@tamu.edu>
Dusty Moer <d-m...@tamu.edu> wrote :
>Dave wrote:
>>
>> Captain Infinity wrote:
>>
>> > In article <34077E...@netacc.net>
>> > Chris <cja...@netacc.net> wrote :
>> >
>> > >If you remember Apu the immigrant who Jerry tried to help but, then
>> > >wrecked his Pakistan restaurant vowed to seek revenge on Jerry for
>> > >getting him deported....well, what happened? At the end of the show Apu
>> > >says, "I will say up every rupie and return to America to seek revenge
>> > >on Jerry Seinfeld. He is a bad man. A very, very, bad man."
>> >
>> > My favorite was when Jerry and George went to the Kwik-E-Mart and got a
>> > Super Squishee that was pure syrup, and then Jerry started having
>> > hallucenogenic visions and ended up choking, so George stole the
>> > neighbor's tractor to go for help but forgot what he was doing and
>> > bought some nachos instead and when he got back there was Jerry on the
>> > floor in front of the TV with his head turning purple while Maggie just
>> > sat there sucking her pacifier. Meanwhile Apu was deported for selling
>> > a disease-ridden hot dog.
>> >
>>
>> Oh yeah. I think I saw that, er, those.
>>
>> Heh he he heh he, you said "choking",
>>
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>> rat...@ibm.net
>> (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
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>Apu owns the Kwik-ee Mart on the Simpsons. You're referring to
>Baboo(sp?)
>
So, you're saying that Baboooo was deported for selling a disease-ridden
hot dog? Then that would mean that it wasn't George who tried to kill
Mr. Burns, it must have been Beavis who gave the nachos to the guy
auditioning for the part of Kramer who stole the raisins! My god,
you're on to something!
But I still don't understand why Mulder and Scully were investigating
Phoebe and Chandler, because Jerry and Elaine _gave_ them the sponges
during the episode titled "The One With Frog Baseball". After all, even
though the abductions were performed by Kodos, Kang & Sarek the
Preparer, the fact that Butthead was able to use Maggie's diaper as a
repellant *should* have closed the case. IMO, of course.
Baz Wyldebwylde
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> ..........................
> Uhhhhhhh, THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS!
> What the hell are you people talking about?
> And what's with all the cross-posting lately????
> I am so confused... ;^)
YEAH! STOP CROSS-DRESSING! Mehehheheeh, uh, I mean cross-posting.
Mehhehehe, it sucks!
Gary M.
Captain Infinity wrote:
>
> Deep within the rhetorical morass of alt.tv.seinfeld
> In article <34118A...@tamu.edu>
> Dusty Moer <d-m...@tamu.edu> wrote :
>
> >Dave wrote:
> >>
> >> Captain Infinity wrote:
> >>
> >> > In article <34077E...@netacc.net>
> >> > Chris <cja...@netacc.net> wrote :
Captain Infinity
Deep within the rhetorical morass of alt.tv.seinfeld
"Gary M." <Liv...@The.Beach> wrote :
Me too.
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Ann Martin
Wow. There are people all over the internet with a brain that
works like mine, I guess. : )
(BTW, Eddie van Blundht just morphed into Jerry. And Elaine's
been having some unresolved feelings lately.)
Ann Martin
X-Phile, QUESTIE, Cary Elwes Fan(atic?)
Princess Bride Fan
CRAIG KILBORN/THE DAILY SHOW
*X-Ville- we put the FUN back in "Dysfunctional"*
"John Tesh is gone, America. Turn your weary eyes-
to me." - Craig Kilborn
Andrew McPherson
Ann Martin <amar...@juno.com> wrote in article
<5uudg8$t...@ns2.spectra.net>...
> Wow. There are people all over the internet with a brain that
> works like mine, I guess. : )
I don't care how stupid you are, stop crossposting to a.t.bnb now bunghole!
Baz Whylde said in another article on this thread:
> YEAH! STOP CROSS-DRESSING! Mehehheheeh, uh, I mean cross-posting.
> Mehhehehe, it sucks!
Do you honestly think all of a.t.bnb likes seinfeld, the simpsons, friends
and x-files?
STOP CROSSPOOPING NOW, ASSWIPE!
If you continue to crosspost, YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!
Andrew McPherson
Stop crossposting this crap. Most of us don't watch all those shows.
Gary M.
Scot J. Trudeau wrote:
>
> Uh, yeah. B&BH would think Kramer is a riot (especially his hair).
.....
Kramer is definitely cool. Do you all remember him from the show,
"Fridays?" It was like, more than 10 years ago, very similar to
'Saturday Night Live' - only went a few seasons but was a GREAT show.
.....
> And Elaine - they would probably talk about seeing her naked.
.....
Elaine ... naked... hehhehmemhehheh...BBBOOOIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!!!! hehheh
Andrew McPherson
> Please don't assume Mr. McPherson to be representative of
> alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead.
Yeah, I'm a foreigner. (Mehehehehe)
> >Do you honestly think all of a.t.bnb likes seinfeld, the simpsons,
friends
> >and x-files?
I like seinfeld and the simpsons but I don't watch friends or x-files
anymore.
> And Elaine - they would probably talk about seeing her naked.
Yeah, that would be cool. Elaine would get a lot of attention on that part.
> They'd definitely think the Simpsons kick ass.
Does anyone see the resemblance between homer and butthead's dad?
> They'd like Friends for the three chicks with big, bigger and even
bigger thingies.
Yeah, those chicks rule! Especially Jennifer Aniston. (I said Anis, huh
huh)
> And they'd like the X-Files because of Gillian Anderson and maybe they'd
> mention her movie she made way back when where she get's naked.
Wow, Gillian Anderson gets naked! Awesome, dude. (Where can I get that?)
> At least it isn't some lame MMF or MLM scam or chain letter.
Crossposting
> doesn't happen too often anyways in atbnb. Just don't go trying to
invade us
> like the Haavaad elitists from alt.fan.karl-malden.nose did. Meow. :->
It's just that most crossposts actually are invasions from outer space and
stuff.
<X-Files>
Mulder: How long have they been amongst us?
Cancer Man: They've been in Siberia in 1907.
Roswell 1947, that was the first time we caught them.
Mulder: It wasn't an accident?
Cancer Man: Let's just say our missiles improved after World War 2.
</X-files>
Arock
...go away people.
Tom Bird
Arock <eme...@dreamsoft.com> wrote in article
<34149...@news.fastinet.net>...
> ...go away people.
>
I'm fed up with this thread as well.