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Eddie

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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Who killed Mr Burns?

Does anyone know?

Weirdo

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jake Lennington

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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He's still alive.

Mike Smith

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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Eddie <as...@dbn.com> wrote in message 01bd979b$a2d2f020$428207c4@default...


>Who killed Mr Burns?
>
>Does anyone know?

Mr. Burns wasn't dead.
Maggie shot him.

Larchman

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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>Who killed Mr Burns?


Kenny from South Park killed Mr. Burns (YOU BASTARD!)

Weirdo

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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It was BLOODY Maggie.

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Patton

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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It was Maggie , but in 138th special episode you can watch another version
where Smithers kills Mr. Burns.

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Muz

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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I thought he was still alive........

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Lorraine Rose

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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Just to put in my two cents worth, nobaody killed Mr. Burns, he's still
alive, but Maggie did shoot him.

On 14 Jun 1998, Weirdo wrote:

> MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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> Eddie <as...@dbn.com> wrote in article

MEBuckle66

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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Okay, I have no clue who kills Mr. Burns, but it ain't Maggie, she only shot
him; and it ain't Smithers because after Burns died Smithers froze the body so
Frinkie could find a cure for 17 stabs in the back.

Weirdo

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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I think he was killed by 17 different people.

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ARG43

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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>"Weirdo" <weir...@yahoo.com wrote...

>I think he was killed by 17 different people.
>

or some body stabbed him 17 times. Letting out all their rage unto his back.

>MEBuckle66 <mebuc...@aol.com> wrote in article
><199806151808...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>> Okay, I have no clue who kills Mr. Burns, but it ain't Maggie, she only
>shot
>> him; and it ain't Smithers because after Burns died Smithers froze the
>body so
>> Frinkie could find a cure for 17 stabs in the back.

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C. Montgomery Burns

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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Smithers. who are these people discussing my apparent demise??

Terry Pulver

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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ARG43 wrote:
> >"Weirdo" <weir...@yahoo.com wrote...
> >I think he was killed by 17 different people.
> or some body stabbed him 17 times. Letting out all their rage unto his back.
>
> >MEBuckle66 <mebuc...@aol.com> wrote in article
> ><199806151808...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> >> Okay, I have no clue who kills Mr. Burns, but it ain't Maggie, she only
> >shot him; and it ain't Smithers because after Burns died Smithers froze the
> >body so Frinkie could find a cure for 17 stabs in the back.

I think **** did it in a mass conspiracy involving ***, ***, and of
course *******.
I hope somebody writes an episode about this deep, twisted, plot. Hmmm--
dibs!
I just had to let you know my opinion on this matter.

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SAFdelR

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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mebuc...@aol.com (MEBuckle66) writes: >Okay, I have no clue who kills Mr.

Burns, but it ain't Maggie, she only shot >him; and it ain't Smithers because
after Burns died Smithers froze the body >so Frinkie could find a cure for 17
stabs in the back. Smithers accidentally broke him in half, and allowed
him to catch fire and fall off a ledge, and got him pushed out of a
twelve-story window, but . . . he never shot him. >>>>>>>>>> Jordan Eisenberg
-- JEd...@aol.com <members.aol.com/JEdraw/Simpsons/index.html>
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MEBuckle66

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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Jordan Eisenberg (JED...@AOL.com) wrote:

>> Smithers accidentally broke him in half, and allowed
him to catch fire and fall off a ledge, and got him pushed out of a
twelve-story window, but . . . he never shot him.

It is hardly Smithers' fault that Burns caught on fire.. Burns was wearing a
flammable suit near open flames. And HOMER pushed Burns out the window. And
as for that bit about him breaking in half... Lisa had her wedding too early.
Burns didn't have enough ime to defrost. It was Lisa's fault (unless Hugh set
the date). ...Anyway, my point is, Smithers would never deliberatly hurt
Burns. However, Jordan, you post was pretty funny.

Miranda

Igor Faynshteyn

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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If you don't know, I suggest you actually turn on the TV and watch the
Simpsons!

Techno Ry

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Jun 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/20/98
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I think he means the 17 stab wounds

Techno Ry
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