why dont you win friends with salad ?
WaTT RuLeZ
hey now. we all know the famous you dont win friends with salad song and dance
from lisa the veggitarian. but i have a question that im sure has been posed
before, and maybe even answered, but i havent been here too long. what the hell
are they talking about. i asked a couple of friends who also enjoy the show
what they thought, and they say its just becasuse the sylabals fit right, and
its a very musical and rythmic phrase. but i think its more, a joke im not
getting. could someone please help me out.
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Scott L. Jacobi----...@aol.com
searching for a quote...
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Marisa Michaels
It's because barbeques rock and rabbit food sucks.
Meat-eaters unite!
"Can't talk. Eating."--Homer J.
Sharif Shahwan
WaTT RuLeZ wrote:
>hey now. we all know the famous you dont win friends with salad song and
dance
>from lisa the veggitarian. but i have a question that im sure has been
posed
>before, and maybe even answered, but i havent been here too long. what the
hell
>are they talking about. i asked a couple of friends who also enjoy the show
>what they thought, and they say its just becasuse the sylabals fit right,
and
>its a very musical and rythmic phrase. but i think its more, a joke im not
>getting. could someone please help me out.
It's not a joke, it's the truth in chant; I wouldn't go to a barbecue that
would only have salad, and I certainly wouldn't be friends of the people
hosting it.
DonnaCoyne
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>From: "Sharif Shahwan" <xt...@dial.pipex.com>
>Date: Tue, May 5, 1998 21:52 EDT
>Message-id: <6iofr4$65f$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>
>
>
>WaTT RuLeZ wrote:
>
>>hey now. we all know the famous you dont win friends with salad song and
>dance
>It's not a joke, it's the truth in chant; I wouldn't go to a barbecue that
>would only have salad, and I certainly wouldn't be friends of the people
>hosting it.
>
It also has the *exact same* music as:
"I am evil Homer,
I am evil Homer",
etc.
Plantasede
Somebody wrote:
> why dont you win friends with salad ?
The reason its funny is because it implies that you _do_ win friends with meat.
Everyone knows that friendship is to be earned and not "won."
Its also funny because its true.
RedStar89
So why don't you win friends with salad? How can you? If you're meeting
someone for the first time, you don't win their friendship with salad. If you
are going on a date, you don't give him or her a box of salad. If you are
babysitting kids for the first time, you don't feed them salad for dinner.
Gazpacho, on the other hand....
mmmm... ice-cold tomato soup....
Winny989
I HATE that repitition of that crap. I WISH to God they would edit that scene
OUT. It just goes on and on and on. Enough to make me want to become a
vegetarian..
Solon Boomer-Jenks
WaTT RuLeZ wrote:
> hey now. we all know the famous you dont win friends with salad song and dance
> from lisa the veggitarian. but i have a question that im sure has been posed
> before, and maybe even answered, but i havent been here too long. what the hell
> are they talking about. i asked a couple of friends who also enjoy the show
> what they thought, and they say its just becasuse the sylabals fit right, and
> its a very musical and rythmic phrase. but i think its more, a joke im not
> getting. could someone please help me out.
>
> -------------------------------------------------
> Scott L. Jacobi----...@aol.com
> searching for a quote...
> -------------------------------------------------
He's hosting the barbeque to become more popular. He's saying he won't gain any
popularity by hosing a salad bar.
Solon
Mattila the Hun
Solon Boomer-Jenks wrote in message <35522CE0...@lasal.net>...
>
>
>WaTT RuLeZ wrote:
>
> He's hosting the barbeque to become more popular. He's saying he won't
gain any
>popularity by hosing a salad bar.
^^^^^^^
I know I wouldn't invite him to my place. Yeechh!
mattd
WaTT RuLeZ
NO ONE GOT IT. My question was why did they say it in that conga rythim ?
ythats the question.
VoVat
On 08 May 1998 20:14:16 GMT, the one known as WaTT RuLeZ
<watt...@aol.com> wrote thusly:
>
>NO ONE GOT IT. My question was why did they say it in that conga rythim?
>ythats the question.
Because it was funny? No, that couldn't be it.
--
Nathan Mulac DeHoff
Dinne...@tmbg.org or vo...@geocities.com
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/5447/
"No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful.
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful."
JEdraw
In a move that shocked the nation, winn...@aol.com (Winny989) leaked this to
the press early yesterday morning:
>I HATE that repitition of that crap. I WISH to God they would edit that scene
>OUT. It just goes on and on and on. Enough to make me want to become a
>vegetarian..
It's already been cut in half in syndication!
>>>>>>>>>>
Jordan Eisenberg -- JEd...@aol.com
<http://members.aol.com/JEdraw/Simpsons/index.html>
Lisa: His life was an unbridled success until he found out he was a Simpson.
-- "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?''
chew
coz dey fink sald sux
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WaTT RuLeZ wrote in message
<199805052022...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>hey now. we all know the famous you dont win friends with salad song and
dance
>from lisa the veggitarian. but i have a question that im sure has been
posed
>before, and maybe even answered, but i havent been here too long. what the
hell
>are they talking about. i asked a couple of friends who also enjoy the show
>what they thought, and they say its just becasuse the sylabals fit right,
and
>its a very musical and rythmic phrase. but i think its more, a joke im not
>getting. could someone please help me out.
>
>
Andrew Scheer
No, you've got it all wrong. It's funny 'cause they start a conga line.
Try not to read into stuff too much.
--
Andrew Scheer
Emerson
WaTT RuLeZ wrote:
> hey now. we all know the famous you dont win friends with salad song and dance
> from lisa the veggitarian. but i have a question that im sure has been posed
> before, and maybe even answered, but i havent been here too long. what the hell
> are they talking about. i asked a couple of friends who also enjoy the show
> what they thought, and they say its just becasuse the sylabals fit right, and
> its a very musical and rythmic phrase. but i think its more, a joke im not
> getting. could someone please help me out.
>
> -------------------------------------------------
> Scott L. Jacobi----...@aol.com
> searching for a quote...
> -------------------------------------------------
Well, IMO, this was a strict discouragement for Lisa to stop being a vegitarian.
KissNeroli
>It's not a joke, it's the truth in chant; I wouldn't go to a barbecue that
>would only have salad, and I certainly wouldn't be friends of the people
>hosting it.
>
>
What if they barbequed the salad? <g>
Neroli
--
Bart: Hymns here! I got hymns here! Get em while they're holy! Fresh from
God's brain to your mouth!
(and what could be holier than "The Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly? Rock
and/or roll lives on!)
Chuck
I think Marge said it best at the conclusion of some episode, "it's just
a bunch of stuff that happened" or was it Homer that said that, and
Marge that said, "it's an ending that's good enough" ugh.. I'm horrible
at quoting stuff.
Chuck
--
"Some claim that the world is gradually
becoming united, that it will grow into
a brotherly community as distance shrinks
and ideas are transmitted through air.
Alas, you must not believe that men can
be united in this way."
-Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821-1881)
Bizzquik
seeing this thread made me have to share this stupid little story. recently
while dining at a lone star steakhouse, a bunch of unruly drunks started a
conga line singing, "you dont win friends with salad." it was great.
---Bizzquik
"Judas priest Barbara, its another one of those flaming bags again."
"Don't put it out with your boots Ted."
"Don't tell me my business devil-woman. Call the fire department. This
one's out of control."