Who the heck would name their kid Bort?/the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode
EnsRich
Jim Smith
> Are any of you named Bort?
Yep, another example of someone who Just Doesn't Get It.
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dr
>On 5 Apr 1996, EnsRich wrote:
>> Are any of you named Bort?
>Yep, another example of someone who Just Doesn't Get It.
I don't know, "Bort" is Russian means "side"...
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Peter Baker
> Are any of you named Bort?
Or for that matter, who would name their kid Joey Joey Jo-Jo? :)
Aw, shuddup...
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sarah irani
the BART license plate AND there were two Bort's in the gift shop. It
was just another crazy Simpsons weirdo thing.
ugh
sarah
Dave G Nelson
Both my sisters are named Bort. And our grandfather was named after
the youngest of the two. On the show Sesame Boulevard, two of the
characters are named Bort and Arnie.
1d, 1a, 1r, 1i, 1n
The drive it home late on in teh same ep when they say that they are now
sold out of the Bort plates.
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> Are any of you named Bort?
Not that I know of.
Bort Shy
Brendan Perry
Hey, I tells ya, I've had that problem for YEARS!
We'd go to Wildwood, New Jersey every summer in the 70's and
do the obligatory boardwalk. Every summer it was the same thing:
HEARTBREAK for me and my brother. We'd look for bike 'license
plates', pencils, t-shirts, etc. And we'd both get the same old
story when we'd look down the display at "Fast Eddies T-shirt
and Funnel Cake Emporium":
Me: My Brother, Jon:
Bart Jack
Bob Jake
Bort Jan
Brandan Jim
Brandon Jimmy
Brant John
Brendin John Boy
Brendon Johnson
Brendun Jonathan
Brett Jujubee
Bruce Jyzus
I'm thinking of naming my kid Bort just so he won't have to
go through the same LIVING HELL as me growing up. He'd be
ASSURED an ample supply of cheesy souvenier license plates
at Wally World and such.
'course now that 90210's been on the air for awhile, there
are 4,000 "Brandon" souveniers, but STILL no Brendan's. Sheesh,
and mine's the true Irish spelling!!!!!!
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Bort Man
Why, do you think any of us are named Bort?
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Kuno-Sama
> Why, do you think any of us are named Bort?
Rick, Rick, Rick, do you have ANY idea how long I'm gonna torment you
over that one?
- Kuno -
"What is Bort, anyway, does anybort bort anybort, anyway?"
- Howard Bort
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Mountain Man
>Mountain Bort (c...@bort.edu) wrote:
Hey! That's Bort Man to you, Kuno-Bort!
>> Why, do you think any of us are named Bort?
>
>Rick, Rick, Rick, do you have ANY idea how long I'm gonna torment you
> over that one?
Hopefully longer than you maintained that Sideshow Bob's teachings were
what children lusted for when they watched his kiddie show! :)
>"What is Bort, anyway, does anybort bort anybort, anyway?"
> - Howard Bort
As usual, your highly spiritual and metaphysically existential musings
have turboed right over my Bort. What the Bort are you Borting abort?
-Bort Bort
"All Moe and no play makes Moe a Moe Moe."
-Homer, when Moe stole his flaming Homer
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Bort Aaron Richey
>>> Are any of you named Bort?
>>
>>Not that I know of.
>
Why would any parent be cruel enough to name their kid "Bort"?
Bort Richey
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It's ME!!! Bort Richey! MY picture on MY homepage!!! Why is that
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Dave G Nelson
>TS...@acad1.alaska.edu (Kuno-Sama) wrote:
>>Mountain Bort (c...@bort.edu) wrote:
>>"What is Bort, anyway, does anybort bort anybort, anyway?"
>> - Howard Bort
>"All Moe and no play makes Moe a Moe Moe."
> -Homer, when Moe stole his flaming Homer
Abort Kuno-Sama
Abort Mountain Man
{Chris Rozier should have aborted her postings while she was ahead.
But she doesn't know when to quit.}
"The Smurf that Smurfed Smurf"
[The Dragon that Breathed Fire]
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Mountain Man
>Mountain Man <c...@ucla.edu> wrote:
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>>TS...@acad1.alaska.edu (Kuno-Sama) wrote:
>>>Mountain Bort (c...@bort.edu) wrote:
>>"All Moe and no play makes Moe a Moe Moe."
>Abort Kuno-Sama
>Abort Mountain Man
>
>{Chris Rozier should have aborted her postings while she was ahead.
>But she doesn't know when to quit.}
Listen, flyspeck, I find that abortion line a bit extreme and more than
is called for. We're just kidding around and out of the blue, you jump
in and talk about killing us. That's really funny. Rather than give you
a much-needed English lesson on what can and cannot be aborted, I'll just
leave it by saying at least I'm not pansy enough to quote the Smurfs.
>"The Smurf that Smurfed Smurf"
>[The Dragon that Breathed Fire]
> --Smurfs
I don't even know what the heck you're talking about (thank God). PLEASE
don't post to explain; I'd prefer if you'd just take your lame smurf
quotes and abortion talk to alt.abort.tv.smurfs, you teeny tiny
oxygen-starved buzzing blue midget.
-Rick Senger
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Sarah Fidelibus
: >>"What is Bort, anyway, does anybort bort anybort, anyway?"
: >> - Howard Bort
: >"All Moe and no play makes Moe a Moe Moe."
: > -Homer, when Moe stole his flaming Homer
: Abort Kuno-Sama
: Abort Mountain Man
What the hell is this about?
sarah irani
My band (Flanderisis) has a song:
B-b-b-bort
That's not my name!
B-b-b-bort
You're fucking insane!
B-b-b-bort
I'm gettin' irate.
B-b-b-bort
I want my liscence plate!
B-b-b-bort
This is so damn lame!
B-b-b-bort
They don't have my name!
B-b-b-bort
I'm gonna kick the shopkeepah!
B-b-b-bort
All the way to Topeka!
PRETTY BRILLIANT, EH?
I wrote all the lyrics myself...
Sarah Irani
Dave Pallone
: EnsRich wrote:
: >
: > Are any of you named Bort?
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: Not that I know of.
I think thats the whole point of the reference.
Holliman
I wouldn't admit that if I were you...
Steve
Kuno-Sama
It's about Dave G Nelson PICKING on me! Waaaaaah!
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Sarah Fidelibus
: Sarah Fidelibus (fide...@mail.sdsu.edu) wrote:
: > Dave G Nelson (nyt...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: >
: > : Abort Kuno-Sama
: > : Abort Mountain Man
: >
: > What the hell is this about?
: It's about Dave G Nelson PICKING on me! Waaaaaah!
Awwwww...poor baby;)
: - Kuno-Sama -
: (Dave G Nelson is a Smurf Fetishest!)
: (It's TRUE! Just as sure as I'm a Fidelibus Fetishest!)
D'oh!
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Dave G Nelson
>nyt...@ix.netcom.com (Dave G Nelson) wrote:
>>Mountain Man <c...@ucla.edu> wrote:
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>>>TS...@acad1.alaska.edu (Kuno-Sama) wrote:
>>>>Mountain Bort (c...@bort.edu) wrote:
>>>"All Moe and no play makes Moe a Moe Moe."
> -Homer, on learning that Moe has swiped his Flaming Homer
>>Abort Kuno-Sama
>>Abort Mountain Man
>Listen, flyspeck, I find that abortion line a bit extreme and more than
>is called for. We're just kidding around and out of the blue, you jump
>in and talk about killing us. That's really funny. Rather than give you
>a much-needed English lesson on what can and cannot be aborted, I'll just
>leave it by saying at least I'm not pansy enough to quote the Smurfs.
Settle down, Beavis, don't get your undies in a bunch -- fetus removal
isn't the only definition for abortion and it's not what I was
referring to.
When DOS says Abort, Retry, Fail? do you think of dead fetuses? I
think not. Abort means stop, end, quit, break, cut it out, knock it
off. Got it? Good. I'm sorry I caused this confusion.
Victim
>Kuno-Sama (TS...@acad1.alaska.edu) wrote:
>: Sarah Fidelibus (fide...@mail.sdsu.edu) wrote:
>: > Dave G Nelson (nyt...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
>: >
>: > : Abort Kuno-Sama
>: > : Abort Mountain Man
>: >
>: > What the hell is this about?
>: It's about Dave G Nelson PICKING on me! Waaaaaah!
>Awwwww...poor baby;)
>: - Kuno-Sama -
>: (Dave G Nelson is a Smurf Fetishest!)
>: (It's TRUE! Just as sure as I'm a Fidelibus Fetishest!)
>D'oh!
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