Best thing homer ever ate
Rodney Parks
He once ate that 2 week old 10 foot sub.. it was all molded and stuff..
he learned his lesson when he couldn't go to duff gardens.
Jim McCue
Rodney Parks wrote:
>
> He once ate that 2 week old 10 foot sub.. it was all molded and stuff..
> he learned his lesson when he couldn't go to duff gardens.
Actually, he never learned his lesson. After the kids drive off he
yells at the sandwich saying "It's all your fault!" but quickly breaks
down and pulls it from the garbage, reassuring it that "I could never
stay mad at you long."
Jeff Kuure
Mmmmmmmmmmm.... sixty four slices of American
cheese.
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Jeff Kuure
jlk...@mtu.edu
http://www.hu.mtu.edu/~jlkuure/digit.html
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Elliott neaves
What about the long hoggie that he ate from the comapny picnic? He was so sick
he missed out on the trip to duff gardens? Also you may note the small
mushrooms growing on it. A visit to alt.drugs.psycadelic will clear up any
confusion of these little wonders of nature ;)
Corwin1186
What about the Wonder Waffle?
Josile
How about when Marge was addicted to Mr. Burns slot machines and Homer was
trying to feed the kids. He got out a bowl, put in cloves, Tom Collins
drink mix and topped it off with a frozen pie crust. MMMM.
Hey Fun Boys - Get a Room.
Josh
Matt Hobbs
The best thing the man ever ate was.... the 10 foot Hoagie :)
Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: [pause] Yes.
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Matt Brolund
> Hey Fun Boys - Get a Room.
>
> Josh
I only know what you're talking about because I saw this episode
2 nights ago, but the thing that made that whole scene was the 80's
cheez-rock that the German guy had playing in his car when he drove away.
Matt...
INTERACT! User
I also happened to like what that guy said to the feds...something like
"hey undunkompf(excuse my german) watch out for the CD changer in the trunk"
Matt Brolund (mbro...@umich.edu) wrote:
: > Hey Fun Boys - Get a Room.
Gary Potratz
>How about when Marge was addicted to Mr. Burns slot machines and Homer was
>trying to feed the kids. He got out a bowl, put in cloves, Tom Collins
>drink mix and topped it off with a frozen pie crust. MMMM.
When Grandpa Simpson and Lisa were complaining about how nobody
listens to them, Homer comes in, says something about how everybody
listens to him. Then he eats "Nuts & Gum: Together at last!"
Andrew Potratz
Ho...@moes.com
Potr...@ix.netcom.com (Gary Potratz) wrote:
>Andrew Potratz
The best thing he "wanted" to eat:
Moe: "This thing'll flash-fry a buffalo in 30 seconds."
Homer: "Ohhhh, 30 seconds? But I want it NOW."
Matthew Philip Marino
Ho...@Moes.com <Ho...@Moes.com> wrote:
>The best thing he "wanted" to eat:
>
>Moe: "This thing'll flash-fry a buffalo in 30 seconds."
>Homer: "Ohhhh, 30 seconds? But I want it NOW."
>
>
>
>
throw out that kept making him sick. I forget what episode
it was from, but it was SO gross.
djk
> how about that big grey, moldy, droopy hero sandwich he wouldn't
> throw out that kept making him sick. I forget what episode
> it was from, but it was SO gross.
YES!!! The single funniest moment ever is from this episode. Homer gets
food poisoning from the sandwich and can't go to Duff park with Bart. As
the kids drive off with Marge's sisters, Homer curses the sandwich. Then,
he breaks down and says, "Oh. How can I stay mad at you?"
djk
Dallas Michael Baker
Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.simpsons: 22-Aug-96 Re: Best thing homer
ever ate by Matthew P. Marino@watsun
> throw out that kept making him sick. I forget what episode
> it was from, but it was SO gross.
"Selma's Choice," [9F11].
A few great Homer lines to the sandwich:
"Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!"
"Oh, I can't stay mad at you..."
Another great thing Homer ate: from "New Kid on the Block" [9F06],
Homer steals (sort of) old coathangers, old newspapers, and expired
medicine. Inside, he is just popping all the pills he can.
MARGE: That medicine's not for you!
HOMER: C'mon, Marge! Maybe I'm not getting enough....estrogen.
The brain-line before that is funny, too. I don't remember it well
enough to quote it well, though.
From the land of pleasant living
10-4
dallas, the fez-master.
Don't mind me; that's the crack talking.
scooter
ma...@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Matthew Philip Marino) wrote:
>Ho...@Moes.com <Ho...@Moes.com> wrote:
>>The best thing he "wanted" to eat:
What about when Apu sold Homer spoiled ham ("oooooh! Cheap Meat!").
He eats it and almost passes out, then uses his last bit of strength
to eat the rest of it. After he is released from the hospital, he
complains to Apu, who gives him 5 lbs or spoiled shrimp as
restitution, which he eats all of and ends up in the hospital again.
Dave Hall
Mmmm, [list] The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten... v2.0b
===============================================================================
The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten...
* * *
``Woo hoo! Cheap meat!''
-- Homer Simpson
* * *
Compiled by Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca)
(last updated 07/24/96)
===============================================================================
Recompiled and updated from "The Homer File", the following is a list of
items Homer has eaten that were considered to be gross by most people.
[7F23] other people's leftovers
[8F06] three year old hot dogs
[8F22] a hot dog floating in a kiddie pool
[9F01] a waffle wrapped around a stick of butter
[9F02] a large container of Petroleum jelly
[9F05] dish soap sample
[9F06] 10 pound bag of flour when there was nothing else to eat
[9F06] two plastic lobsters
[9F07] a large jar of brine
[9F09] a plate of food regardless of the bug in it
[9F11] a 10 foot (week old) hoagie
[9F14] the soil under the stadium bleachers
[9F16] fancy soap
[1F01] sixty-four slices of American cheese
[1F07] a box of donuts while in the bathroom
[1F07] a packet of gravy mix found in the SNPP parking lot
[1F10] rancid meat
[1F10] two buckets of bad prawns
[1F10] a dirty hot dog
[1F12] a tin of Nuts and Gum
[1F14] a waffle stuck to the ceiling
[1F16] flowers
[1F17] a meal of sugar with glass and bits of garbage in it
[1F08] Tom Collins mix in a bowl with a frozen pie crust and cloves
[2F12] miniature bike
[2F14] lipstick
[2F15] seven pounds of fudge
[3F05] Play-Doh
[3F15] the plastic bride and groom from a wedding cake.
And a list of items from the Halloween episodes:
[8F02] the dry turkey sandwich
[9F04] eating several people (as King Homer)
[1F04] his donut head
[1F04] human blood
List of Contributors:
Steve Birrell, Rick Diamant, Ted Frank, Roy Kerr, Tim Tweedale, and
Damon Capehart.
===============================================================================
Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca) <http://www.cyberspc.mb.ca/~davehall/>
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Gagos
Well, if drinking counts too then how 'bout the fluid in the cylinder at
NASA training school: MMM, mediciney
Joel Keller
Paraphrased:
Homer: "Marge, how come the dog gets to eat meat and we can't?"
Marge: "You don't want to eat that.. It has nothing but snouts and
entrails in it."
Homer: "Mmmmm..... snouts."
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Joel Keller
at joelk...@attmail.com
"It is High, it is Far, it is....GONE!" -- John Sterling
Dave Howlett
> Paraphrased:
>
> Homer: "Marge, how come the dog gets to eat meat and we can't?"
>
> Marge: "You don't want to eat that.. It has nothing but snouts and
> entrails in it."
>
> Homer: "Mmmmm..... snouts."
>
Hands down, the best thing Homer ever ate was God...oh wait, it was
actually a waffle.
"I know I shouldn't eat thee, but.....mmmm....sacrilicious."
-D
Altmanchic
How about when Homer asks Marge:
Homer: "Marge, are we Jewish?"
Marge: "No."
Homer: "Whew!" (Homer grabs a suckling pig with a apple in its mouth and
starts carving it on the couch).
Lamham8
don't know if anyone's ever mentioned this yet, but one of my favorite
scenes is when homer daydreams that he's in that chocolate land and he is
tippy-toe-ing and prancing about admiring everything. then along comes a
friendly chocolate dog up to homer and homer procedes to take a bite out
of him. the dog kind of yelps and runs away...(kind of gross, but funny
none the less)
nancy =)
torrey blackwell
djk (dj...@columbia.edu) wrote:
: > how about that big grey, moldy, droopy hero sandwich he wouldn't
: > throw out that kept making him sick. I forget what episode
: > it was from, but it was SO gross.
: YES!!! The single funniest moment ever is from this episode. Homer gets
: food poisoning from the sandwich and can't go to Duff park with Bart. As
: the kids drive off with Marge's sisters, Homer curses the sandwich. Then,
: he breaks down and says, "Oh. How can I stay mad at you?"
: djk
how about when he was eating the chips after the dog had all of the
puppies. He would get one to his mouth and say Mmmmmm. Dog jumps across
and steals chip. "doh!"
Holmanz
My favorite line from the "sandwich" subplot occurs when Homer and Marge
are in bed together, and Homer, lying on his back holding the sandwich,
says "Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a while." Marge
says "You're not going to eat it, are you?" and after a pregnant pause,
Homer admits, "Yes."
Curt
Christina Jean Gindratt
Lamham8 (lam...@aol.com) wrote:
: don't know if anyone's ever mentioned this yet, but one of my favorite
: nancy =)
dont forget the turkey marge found behind the bed at the motel during the
home/mindy episode.
chris
Rameses Niblick the Third
>don't know if anyone's ever mentioned this yet, but one of my favorite
>scenes is when homer daydreams that he's in that chocolate land and he is
>tippy-toe-ing and prancing about admiring everything. then along comes a
>friendly chocolate dog up to homer and homer procedes to take a bite out
>of him. the dog kind of yelps and runs away...(kind of gross, but funny
>none the less)
>nancy =)
The funniest part of that is when with all the free chocolate around, Homer is
drooling in front of a shop selling chocolate for half price!
Rameses Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's my Thribble
A wise man once said "I think we better get out of the way of that bus."
Christina Jean Gindratt
Rameses Niblick the Third (bija...@freenet.hut.fi) wrote:
: >nancy =)
The pufferfish has got to be the strangest thing homer has ever eaten!
chris
Chris Phillips
Donald Girovasi
"MMMM...Crumbled up Cookie Things!"
Christopher P Kaminski
How's about the moon waffle? Cloves, Tom Collins Mix, pancake batter, all
wrappd around a stick of butter.
Christina Jean Gindratt (cgi...@acad.stedwards.edu) wrote:
: Lamham8 (lam...@aol.com) wrote:
: : don't know if anyone's ever mentioned this yet, but one of my favorite
: : scenes is when homer daydreams that he's in that chocolate land and he is
: : tippy-toe-ing and prancing about admiring everything. then along comes a
: : friendly chocolate dog up to homer and homer procedes to take a bite out
: : of him. the dog kind of yelps and runs away...(kind of gross, but funny
: : none the less)
:
: : nancy =)
:
:
: dont forget the turkey marge found behind the bed at the motel during the
: home/mindy episode.
: chris
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In article <51ro3a$o...@news.nyu.edu>, cpk...@is5.nyu.edu (Christopher P
Kaminski) writes:
>How's about the moon waffle? Cloves, Tom Collins Mix, pancake batter, all
>wrappd around a stick of butter.
What the hell's wrong with you?? Sorry, but the cloves and tom collins
mix were put in a bowl and topped with a frozen pie crust, they were not
part of the ingredients of the moon waffle!!
Paul Drace
Christopher P Kaminski wrote:
>
> How's about the moon waffle? Cloves, Tom Collins Mix, pancake batter, all
> wrappd around a stick of butter.
>
Hey! How about the sub sandwich that he kept eating on for weeks on end
after what I believe was a company party and he got to take this sandwich
home. After a while the sandwich began to grow a greenish-blue tint to
it. Yummy.. And corrections-> It was a "space age moon waffle" -------
Ingredients:
waffle batter
caramel
and liquid smoke
wrapped around a stick of butter!
mmm....fatening
Lamham8
on today's rerun, he ate a jar of petroleum jelly (at the little miss
springfield contest)....
nancy =)
LoozrBoy
Christopher P Kaminski <cpk...@is5.nyu.edu> wrote in article
<51ro3a$o...@news.nyu.edu>...
> How's about the moon waffle? Cloves, Tom Collins Mix, pancake batter, all
> wrappd around a stick of butter.
Um, I think you got that mixed up, but never mind.
I personally like the pepper spray on the scrambled eggs.
Mmmmmmm.....incapacitating!
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http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/1529/
Lori Penner
Best thing Homer ever ate? Homemade Prozac.
Lori
Joshua Fruhlinger
> on today's rerun, he ate a jar of petroleum jelly (at the little miss
> springfield contest)....
Interestingly enough, the man who developed petroleum jelly intended it to
be a food product, and reportedly ate a petroleum jelly sandwhich every
day until his death! Mmm...slippery.
--
Josh Fruhlinger
History Department.
U. of California at Berkeley
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/3044/index.html
How many languages even have a word for "killed every tenth person?"
--Larry Gonick's _Cartoon History of the Universe_, on Latin
cz...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
The packet of powdered gravy he found in the parking lot.
--
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Czar
EAC Minister-without-portfolio
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Judge a man by his questions
rather than his answers.
- Voltaire
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Matthew Murray
On 21 Sep 1996, Lori Penner wrote:
> Best thing Homer ever ate? Homemade Prozac.
>
> Lori
Hmm... Needs more ice cream...
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Matthew Murray - n964...@cc.wwu.edu - http://www.wwu.edu/~n9641343
===============================================================================
The script calls for fusing and using our smarts,
And greatness can come from the sum of our parts.
From now on, I'm with you--and with you is where I belong!
-David Zippel, City of Angels
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Bakin
A pie crust, cloves, and tom collins mix. From the casino episode...
E C D
ming...@worldnet.att.net
Don't remember which episode but it has got to be when Homer ate that
greenishly tinted hoagie/sub which Marge threw out in the trash bin
because he had been eating it since the company picnic. That was way
gross.....
Andy
One of my favorite things he ate was a can of "Nuts and Gum, together at
last!"
Matt Hobbs
> The pufferfish has got to be the strangest thing homer has ever eaten!
"What the hell was that! I knew I shouldn't have eaten that powdered
gravy I found in the parking lot"
Phil Shea
What about the pancake on the ceiling that homer thought was God?
Mmmmmmm.....sacrilicious.
Temple N Roe
Andy (An...@sound.net) wrote:
: One of my favorite things he ate was a can of "Nuts and Gum, together at
: last!"
Matthew Smyth
64 slices of american cheese
or
the still-in-in-their-wrappers chocolate bars after the candy
machine fell on him at the hospital.
or
the forbidden donut
--
Dave Hall
[list] The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten... v2.0b
===============================================================================
The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten...
* * *
``Woo hoo! Cheap meat!''
-- Homer Simpson
* * *
Compiled by Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca)
(last updated 07/24/96)
===============================================================================
Recompiled and updated from "The Homer File", the following is a list of
items Homer has eaten that were considered to be gross by most people.
[7F23] other people's leftovers
[8F06] three year old hot dogs
[8F22] a hot dog floating in a kiddie pool
[9F01] a waffle wrapped around a stick of butter
[9F02] a large container of Petroleum jelly
[9F05] dish soap sample
[9F06] 10 pound bag of flour when there was nothing else to eat
[9F06] two plastic lobsters
[9F07] a large jar of brine
[9F09] a plate of food regardless of the bug in it
[9F11] a 10 foot (week old) hoagie
[9F14] the soil under the stadium bleachers
[9F16] fancy soap
[1F01] sixty-four slices of American cheese
[1F07] a box of donuts while in the bathroom
[1F07] a packet of gravy mix found in the SNPP parking lot
[1F10] rancid meat
[1F10] two buckets of bad prawns
[1F10] a dirty hot dog
[1F12] a tin of Nuts and Gum
[1F14] a waffle stuck to the ceiling
[1F16] flowers
[1F17] a meal of sugar with glass and bits of garbage in it
[1F08] Tom Collins mix in a bowl with a frozen pie crust and cloves
[2F12] miniature bike
[2F14] lipstick
[2F15] seven pounds of fudge
[3F05] Play-Doh
[3F15] the plastic bride and groom from a wedding cake.
And a list of items from the Halloween episodes:
[8F02] the dry turkey sandwich
[9F04] eating several people (as King Homer)
[1F04] his donut head
[1F04] human blood
List of Contributors:
Steve Birrell, Rick Diamant, Ted Frank, Roy Kerr, Tim Tweedale, and
Damon Capehart.
===============================================================================
Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca) <http://www.cyberspc.mb.ca/~davehall/>
===============================================================================
Temple N Roe
cz...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca wrote:
: The packet of powdered gravy he found in the parking lot.
I think one of the funniest scenes is when Homer looked in the freezer
and pulled out 4 cartons of neopolitan ice cream opening each one saying,
"MMM...chocolate. Duoh! Marge we need more chocolate, strawberry,
vanilla ice cream!"
tnr
Donna Coyne
Joshua Fruhlinger (jf...@uclink4.berkeley.edu) wrote:
: > on today's rerun, he ate a jar of petroleum jelly (at the little miss
: > springfield contest)....
: Interestingly enough, the man who developed petroleum jelly intended it to
: be a food product, and reportedly ate a petroleum jelly sandwhich every
: day until his death! Mmm...slippery.
You can laugh at that if you want, but I'll bet the guy
NEVER had a hairball!
Vincent Whitacre
Cloves, Tom Collins mix, and a pie crust.
Vaseline.
Pickle brine.
Need I go on?
whitacre
--
Finger me weekly for a special secret surprise!
Psyko
How about when he ate the "candey (plastic) bride and groom
bob
Alan Hamilton
Homer: Mmmmm..... 64 slices of american cheese. 63...62...61....
[much later]
Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind.
--
/
/ * / Alan Hamilton
* * al...@primenet.com
Timothy Cameron Holden
Although the cheese is quite a good one I would have to say that the best
was either "Floor Pie!" or CLoves Tom Collins Mix and a frozen Pie Crust!
-Tim Holden
In article <52l82p$q...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, al...@primenet.com (Alan
Anthony Lance
<SNIIIP>
> > Christina Jean Gindratt (cgi...@acad.stedwards.edu) wrote:
> > : Lamham8 (lam...@aol.com) wrote:
> > : : don't know if anyone's ever mentioned this yet, but one of my
favorite
> > : : scenes is when homer daydreams that he's in that chocolate land and
he is
> > : : tippy-toe-ing and prancing about admiring everything. then along
comes a
> > : : friendly chocolate dog up to homer and homer procedes to take a
bite out
> > : : of him. the dog kind of yelps and runs away...(kind of gross, but
funny
> > : : none the less)
> > :
> > : : nancy =)
<SNIIP>
The best part of this scene was after taking a bite out of the dog, Homer
spies a chocolate shop, runs over to it and shouts with glee,
"Chocolate..... HALF PRICE!!!". I laughed so hard, I almost needed my
appendix removed.
--
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"Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
Ace Rimmer
Anthony Lance br...@ix.net.au
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ECW DOBBS
The best has to be the caramel waffle wrapped around a stick of
butter..."Mmmmm, fattening!"
Trevor
ECW DOBBS wrote:
>
> The best has to be the caramel waffle wrapped around a stick of
> butter..."Mmmmm, fattening!"
I think there was 2 best things Homer ever ate.
Floor Pie - "Eueew Floor Pie" Episode where Bart tries to snare Homer.
Free Goo - "mmmmm free goo" Episode where Bart skips school.
Alan Chan
In next to last year's Halloween special.
"Hmmmm... Forbidden donut..."
How about the film festival in Springfield? I know Homer didn't eat this one.
"Look Marge! I got a case filled with paper snakes! Some idiot is going to think it's really beer nuts! Heh heh heh heh! Hmm... beer nuts... DOH!"
Trevor <tre...@nb.sympatico.ca> wrote in article <326222...@nb.sympatico.ca>...
Goliath
What about the hero sandwich that he saved, and ate off of until it
rotted?!
Keith Schmidt
Goliath wrote:
>
> What about the hero sandwich that he saved, and ate off of until it
> rotted?!
HOMER!
Wazoo126
Mmmmmm........64 slices of American cheese. 63 slices, 62 slices,
61................
Magnus Erricson
Perhaps the best thing that Homer ate was something that he actually never
got to eat.- Homer attempts to open a can of pudding, but the pull-ring
breaks off. He responds with a Homer shriek and laments, "Oh no!!! My
pudding is trapped forever!!"
Michael Reid
Responding to: Keith Schmidt <keith_...@brown.edu>
KS<> RE: <3266CB...@brown.edu>
KS<>
KS<> Goliath wrote:
KS<>>
KS<>> What about the hero sandwich that he saved, and ate off of until it
KS<>> rotted?!
KS<> Awwww! How could I ever hate you?
KS<>
KS<> HOMER!
On one of the "Tree House of Horrors..."
DEMON: "You like doughnuts? Huh? Well have doughnuts! All the dougnuts in
the world!"
half an hour later...
HOMER: "Halp, more. Halp, more."
DEMON: "This thing was garenteed to work in 15 minutes or less..."
And on that episode where Bart goes to The World Fair...
HOMER: "You stick your hand in here, and I'll shake the machine."
LISA: "Why do you need me?"
HOMER: "It's a two-man operation, and your the only man I can trust."
(Candy spills out) BOTH: "Wahoo!"
Grounder
Christine
Opening up boxes of Neopolitan (sp?) ice-cream from the freezer:
MMM...chocolate (chocolate is missing, but strawberry and vanilla
remain)...DOH!
MMM...chocolate (same) ...DOH!
MMM...chocolate (same) ...DOH! Marge! We need more chocolate,
vanilla, and strawberry ice cream!
Marge: I'll get some more tomorrow!
Homer: (Closing door and walking away) MMM...chocolate.
Okay, so he DIDN'T eat it, but I thought it was cute.
Christine
Joe Barlow
Christine <CMGie...@vax1.bemidji.msus.edu> wrote:
>Opening up boxes of Neopolitan (sp?) ice-cream from the freezer:
Or how about the one where Marge gets a gambling problem, and Homer
decides to improvise the cooking. He gets a frozen pie crust, cloves,
alcohol, and several other things, and mixes them together. He takes
one bite, freezes for several seconds, and says "Let's go get Mom."
Love that!
Joe
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Joe Barlow (jba...@ipass.net)
"Zorkers do it under the rug..."
Mike Perreault
Gum and Peanuts, togetehr at last!
csh...@engmlab.uct.ac.za
In article <32692F...@vax1.bemidji.msus.edu> Christine <CMGie...@vax1.bemidji.msus.edu> writes:
>From: Christine <CMGie...@vax1.bemidji.msus.edu>
>Subject: Re: Best thing homer ever ate
>Date: Sat, 19 Oct 1996 14:44:26 -0500
>Opening up boxes of Neopolitan (sp?) ice-cream from the freezer:
>MMM...chocolate (chocolate is missing, but strawberry and vanilla
>remain)...DOH!
>MMM...chocolate (same) ...DOH!
>MMM...chocolate (same) ...DOH! Marge! We need more chocolate,
>vanilla, and strawberry ice cream!
>Marge: I'll get some more tomorrow!
>Homer: (Closing door and walking away) MMM...chocolate.
>Okay, so he DIDN'T eat it, but I thought it was cute.
>Christine
Or the one when he drives the car off a cliff and lands on a huge rubbish
heap.
HOMER :"...I kiss the sweet ground. (smack)
eeuw.
(smack)
eeuw.
(smack). mmm I think this was pizza once. (smack smack smack)"
Hee hee.
mjr...@vms.cis.pitt.edu
Actually, when Homer and Chief Wiggum fly their car off of the edge of
"The Great Chasm"....
Wiggum says: "And just think, those environmentalists wanted to get rid of this
landfill."
Homer says: "Solid waste, I could kiss you.....
(Kiss).....oooohhh
(Kiss).....oooohhh
(Kiss).....yuk
(Kiss).....ummm....I think this was pizza!"
That was one of the funniest things that Homer has ever said.
Michael
Dr. Chad M. Darr
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need I say more?
Doc
Foley Ma
mjr...@vms.cis.pitt.edu wrote:
: Actually, when Homer and Chief Wiggum fly their car off of the edge of
: "The Great Chasm"....
: Michael
I think the funniest one was when Bart & Lisa were fighting over the
hockey game. Homer says "MMMMMM.... BlueBerry Pie, I'll move my mouth like
this, if you get in my way, its your fault." Then he starts walking with
his eyes close, then all of a sudden, he hits the cabinet. He says
"DOH!!!, I'll eat you anyways."
-- Write me back soon!!!
M Green
In article <326E28...@midstate.tds.net> "Dr. Chad M. Darr" <cd...@midstate.tds.net> writes:
>From: "Dr. Chad M. Darr" <cd...@midstate.tds.net>
>Subject: Re: Best thing homer ever ate
"I can't believe you typed the whole thing".
-Matt "Soylent" Green
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Matt "Soylent" Green
Kenneth R. Liszewski
The best thing Homer ever ate was that huge, rotting submarine sandwich
that he got at the office picnic in the "Duff Gardens" episode! That
little sequence is a Simpsons classic!
Homer is deathly sick in bed, with a barf bucket by his side:
"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich."
"Are you going to eat it?"
".......Yes."
Later, outside the house, as Patty or Selma (I can never remember which
one is which...sorry) is about to drive off with Bart and Lisa; Homer's
complexion a ghastly gray:
(Lisa) "Remember, dad, stay away from solids!"
"But I *love* solids!"
(They drive away)
(Homer, to sandwich) "This is all your fault! I......Oh, how could I
stay mad at you?"
....as Homer would say, "Pure genius!"
DGD
Alana Jordan
I think "the best thing" Homer ever ate was the PLAY-DOH donut Maggie
gave him when he was trying to gain weight do he could be officially
disabled and be able to work at home.
Alana
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From: al...@crl.com (Alana Jordan)
Subject: Re: Best thing homer ever ate
Alana
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http://www.crl.com/~alana/
>".......Yes."
>"But I *love* solids!"
>(They drive away)
>DGD
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Alt-F4
Alana Jordan <al...@crl.com> wrote in article <55j229$p...@nexp.crl.com>...
> I think "the best thing" Homer ever ate was the PLAY-DOH donut Maggie
> gave him when he was trying to gain weight do he could be officially
> disabled and be able to work at home.
>
> Alana
> al...@crl.com
> http://www.crl.com/~alana/
I think the best thing Homer ever ate was the Turkey Sandwich he got with
his last Monky wish..
Fox Mulder
The best thing he ate was the "candy" groom and bride, or the super sour
ball from the candy convention
Derek Estey
> > I think "the best thing" Homer ever ate was the PLAY-DOH donut Maggie
> > gave him when he was trying to gain weight do he could be officially
> > disabled and be able to work at home.
"Ooohhh, its non-toxic! Thats a plus" i think thats what he said
Brett
Watching the new boxing episode last night, I thought for sure he was
going to gulp the contents of Moe's spit bucket. But he didn't.
Oh, well.
Dale G. Abersold
Actually, Maggie gives him the donut, and Homer says, "Aww, it looks just like a
real donut." Then Bart, holding the container says, "Dad, it says `Non-Toxic'"
to which Homer replies, HIS MOUTH ALREADY FULL, "Well, that's a plus." ROTFL!
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daniel
In article <01bbcea8$09bc8d00$LocalHost@ast>, Alt-F4
<jour...@nanaimo.ark.com> writes
>> gave him when he was trying to gain weight do he could be officially
>> disabled and be able to work at home.
>>
>> al...@crl.com
>> http://www.crl.com/~alana/
>I think the best thing Homer ever ate was the Turkey Sandwich he got with
>his last Monky wish..
>
He went through a lot of trouble(sexual harrassment) for one sweet.
Daniel Hubbard
E-Mail:dan...@wholenet.demon.co.uk
Chim-...@worldnet.att.net
The best thing Homer ever ate was the Big Rotten Sub Sandwich that he got
at the company picnic. It was the episode where Selma wanted kids. He
also ate the Potato Chips that look like stars.
Craig
Woody
On Wed, 13 Nov 1996, daniel wrote:
> In article <01bbcea8$09bc8d00$LocalHost@ast>, Alt-F4
> <jour...@nanaimo.ark.com> writes
> >
> >Alana Jordan <al...@crl.com> wrote in article <55j229$p...@nexp.crl.com>...
> >> I think "the best thing" Homer ever ate was the PLAY-DOH donut Maggie
> >> gave him when he was trying to gain weight do he could be officially
> >> disabled and be able to work at home.
> >>
> >I think the best thing Homer ever ate was the Turkey Sandwich he got with
> >his last Monky wish..
> >
> It has to be the Venus de Milo gummie at the Sweet Fair.
> He went through a lot of trouble(sexual harrassment) for one sweet.
I don't see how anybody can not think the best thing Homer ever ate was
the super sandwich from (I think) a company picnic. "I'll give her a good
home!". And later "Marge, I want to be alone with the sandwich."
"One more foot and I can fit 'er in the fridge" Woody
Dave Hall
[list] The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten... v2.0b
===============================================================================
The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten...
* * *
``Woo hoo! Cheap meat!''
-- Homer Simpson
* * *
Compiled by Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca)
(last updated 07/24/96)
===============================================================================
Recompiled and updated from "The Homer File", the following is a list of
items Homer has eaten that were considered to be gross by most people.
[7F23] other people's leftovers
[8F06] three year old hot dogs
[8F22] a hot dog floating in a kiddie pool
[9F01] a waffle wrapped around a stick of butter
[9F02] a large container of Petroleum jelly
[9F05] dish soap sample
[9F06] 10 pound bag of flour when there was nothing else to eat
[9F06] two plastic lobsters
[9F07] a large jar of brine
[9F09] a plate of food regardless of the bug in it
[9F11] a 10 foot (week old) hoagie
[9F14] the soil under the stadium bleachers
[9F16] fancy soap
[1F01] sixty-four slices of American cheese
[1F07] a box of donuts while in the bathroom
[1F07] a packet of gravy mix found in the SNPP parking lot
[1F10] rancid meat
[1F10] two buckets of bad prawns
[1F10] a dirty hot dog
[1F12] a tin of Nuts and Gum
[1F14] a waffle stuck to the ceiling
[1F16] flowers
[1F17] a meal of sugar with glass and bits of garbage in it
[1F08] Tom Collins mix in a bowl with a frozen pie crust and cloves
[2F12] miniature bike
[2F14] lipstick
[2F15] seven pounds of fudge
[3F05] Play-Doh
[3F15] the plastic bride and groom from a wedding cake.
And a list of items from the Halloween episodes:
[8F02] the dry turkey sandwich
[9F04] eating several people (as King Homer)
[1F04] his donut head
[1F04] human blood
List of Contributors:
Steve Birrell, Rick Diamant, Ted Frank, Roy Kerr, Tim Tweedale, and
Damon Capehart.
===============================================================================
Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca) <http://www.cyberspc.mb.ca/~davehall/>
===============================================================================
The Vacuum Lady
Wow, these Dave Hall lists sure put a stop to most of our threads, don't
they?
;)
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Dave Hall
The Vacuum Lady <badb...@geocities.com> wrote:
>Wow, these Dave Hall lists sure put a stop to most of our threads, don't
>they?
>
>;)
"Oh no! They're on to me!" <smash> Dave jumps through a plate glass window.
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Pamela Fernando
I think the best thing Homer ate was his own head in one of the
Halloween Specials.(Where he sold his soul for a doughnut to the devil)
bob toleno
my personal favorite was the plastic bride and groom from the top of
patty and troy's wedding cake...
"mmmmmmmmmm, pointy."
KeFKa
In article <329006...@ix.netcom.com>,
young boy's asses? RDRR!
KeFKa: "The end comes...beyond chaos."
-this has purple in it, purple is a fruit
ke...@teeral.nut
sl...@cc.usu.edu
In article <329006...@ix.netcom.com>, bob toleno <drn...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> my personal favorite was the plastic bride and groom from the top of
> patty and troy's wedding cake...
>
> "mmmmmmmmmm, pointy."
"I know I shouldnt eat thee".
Matt Taylor
All very good but you forgot his homemade prozac. Technically a drug, but
he whipped it up in the kitchen.
Jason C. Doss
How about when Marge got the sample bottle of dishsoap in the mail, Homer
goes "Gimme that!" and starts chugging. Marge says, "Homer! That's
dishwashing soap!" to which Homer replies, "Yeah, but whattaya gonna do?"
Also, when Bart joins the Boy Scouts and sets a trap for Homer in the
kitchen.
Homer: "Mmmmm..... Floor-pie!"
Or, when Marge bakes a pie, and Homer says to the pie after Marge leaves,
"OK, pie, I'm going to go like this (makes chomping motions) and if you get
eaten, it's your own fault!"
The Infamous Mr Blue
On 23 Nov 1996 14:28:32 GMT, in alt.tv.simpsons you wrote:
>
>Mmmmmm...64 slices of American cheese...63...62...
>
The other funny thing about this was that Mr Burns was hanging on to
the ceiling getting ready to steal Maggie's toy bear, and Homer foiled
his plans
don...@imagixx.net
with hindsight I was more than blind, lost without a
clue, thought I was getting karat gold and what I got
was YOU- 36 Degree (by Placebo)
kathr...@aol.com
What about the free sample of Lemon Time?
"Yeah, but whaddya gonna do?"
Penny
Mmmmmm...64 slices of American cheese...63...62...
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Foley Ma
Penny (g0...@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca) wrote:
: Mmmmmm...64 slices of American cheese...63...62...
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The best hing gotta be when he stayed home from Church and made a waffle.
He wrapped a stick of butter around the waffle and ate it while watching
tv. Then he drops a piece on his belly and he tells the dog to lick it
off him and he starts giggling.
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In the Michelle Pfieffer episode. "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that packet of
dried gravy I found in the parking lot."
The sandwich that he took home from the company picnic. "Sand...wich" He also
dropped it behind the radiator.
The episode where Apu loses his job:
Expired ham: Homer: "Woo Hoo! Cheap meat!"
Old shrimp: Apu: "I'll give you five pounds of frozen shrimp."
Homer: "Hey, this shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny."
Apu: "Okay then, Ten pounds."
Homer: "Woo Hoo!"
The hot dog that they videotape falling on the floor. It had dirt, a fly and an
old Band Aid on it: Homer: "One Hot Dog please."
In the one where Lisa becomes Little Miss Laramie Homer eats a jar of Vaseline.
In $pringfield (the gambling episode) the dinner he made: Homer: "Cloves, Tom
Collin's Mix, Instant Pie Crust." <pause as he tastes it> "Lets go get your
Mom"
>
filw
The one that cracks me so consistently up is where Homer surreptitiously
wipes the telltale red stain off his teeth with his finger just after
denying to Marge that he ate lipstick..
Dan Speziale
sl...@cc.usu.edu wrote:
>How about the waffle that was stuck on the ceiling that he thought was god
>"I know I shouldnt eat thee".
Mmmm.... Sacrilicious!
David Jenkins
How 'bout the sandwich...
"Oh, how could I be mad at you?"
-dj
William D. Figula
Mmmm... forbidden doughnut!
-PyroMan
Alan Chan
How about that last, extremely-salty, oily peanut? Homer was on the couch
and eating a bottle of Planter's Peanuts. He tries to throw it up in the
air and catch it in his mouth but it fell under the couch.