The Simpsons "Vassar" references?
CronoRye
Hey, I'm a first time poster on this group. I have a comment/question/need
help kind of situation.
I've noticed that the Simpsons seems to make fun of Vassar College a lot. I
know of two instances (Lisa and Homer talking: where homer was like 'I'm sick
of your vassar bashing young lady' after Lisa says that she'll end up at
Vassar) and another where Milhouse's mother is wearing a vassar college sweater
and milhouse is like 'my mom is smart.. go ahead bart ask her anything'.
Does anyone know any other references to Vassar? If so, could you e-mail me
what they are ( cron...@aol.com) ... or if you have the exact quotes for the
situations I gave. OR if anyone could direct me to a website that has wavs/
video from these scenes I would REALLY appreciate it.
Thelma Hatfield
CronoRye raised an interesting question an observation about TS's
writers' playful banter about Vassar.
The reason is this: the Lisa character is emerging as a PC young
lady, more than this as a protodyke personality who has been
permanently and adversely affected by jewish (Russian or Ashkenazi)
marxist academics. Lisa is like that coed --the ingenue with the
peaches and cream complexion-- you dated once or twice out of
curiosity. You quickly found out that she was a sociology major,
a member of the ACLU, and privately sneered that you had served a
tour of duty in se Asia. In short, she had been forever tainted
and corrupted with the marxist world view which is prevalent on
campus and fomented by Ashkenazi russian emigrants (3rd and 4th
generation, now) who usually style themselves as "jews".
What does this have to do with Vassar, Brandeis, etc you ask?
These are enclaves and private reserves of these perverted and
anti-White russian jews. You'll notice in yesterday's press that
these same "jews" at Harvard are suing the administration because
they feel they should be able to TOTALLY control university affairs,
there too. Amazing --a racial minority of 3% controls and insists
on greater control of white America.
The dissonance or obvious conflict between what Lisa mouths and
how Lisa thinks and acts mirrors the jewish marxist worldview:
the jews say in control of CONSUMER REPORTS magazine always have
a control freak mentality that they MUST apply to white folk,
but when it comes time for the jew to follow the same "better
ideas", the jew exempts himself.
BTW, that ingenue --the one with the once fresh faced complexion
and hopeful outlook on society? Now, she's a 250 lb full blown
dyke rooming with some swarthy jew dykes in Northampton MASS
--and of course working on her PhD in some meaningless area of
"judaism"/marxism. Thus it always was with the jews: corruption.
Mcgbjk
Satmar/Thelma, currently claiming to be in some nonexistent country called
North Yemen, wrote:
>The reason is this: the Lisa character is emerging as a PC young
>lady, more than this as a protodyke personality who has been
>permanently and adversely affected by jewish (Russian or Ashkenazi)
>marxist academics.
Yes, Lisa IS PC. No question. But could you please, just once, give us an
example of how she has been affected by Jewish marxist academics. And make it
an example from the show. I know it has been pointed out to you many times
that Lisa has eloquently defended capitalism and democracy, so why don't you,
just once, give us an example to support your claims. Otherwise, we will all
think that you are a lying, racist, anti-Semitic, insane, coward.
> Lisa is like that coed --the ingenue with the
>peaches and cream complexion-- you dated once or twice out of
>curiosity. You quickly found out that she was a sociology major,
>a member of the ACLU, and privately sneered that you had served a
>tour of duty in se Asia.
LOL. Is this what happened to you? My guess is that this girl (that one girl
you ever dated) told you these things just to get rid of you. Hell, I would be
a little shaken if I was a woman and went on a date with a deranged hate filled
lunatic like you.
> In short, she had been forever tainted
>and corrupted with the marxist world view which is prevalent on
>campus and fomented by Ashkenazi russian emigrants (3rd and 4th
>generation, now) who usually style themselves as "jews".
Again, an example from the show? Just one satmar, please?
>What does this have to do with Vassar, Brandeis, etc you ask?
Well, someone asked about Vassar, noone mentioned Brandeis. Now why bring
Brandeis into it Satmar? Maybe cuz it's a Jewish school? Still irrelevant to
the question at hand, but hey, that never stopped you before.
>These are enclaves and private reserves of these perverted and
>anti-White russian jews.
Really? I know a few girls that went to Vassar, and none were Jews. As a
matter of fact, none were lesbians either. I think women just tell you that in
the hope that you will go away forever.
> You'll notice in yesterday's press that
>these same "jews" at Harvard are suing the administration because
>they feel they should be able to TOTALLY control university affairs,
No, I missed that. Could you please post the article, with proof that it was a
"Jewish" movement? Otherwise, we will all think you are a lying, racist, fear
addled piece of filth.
>there too. Amazing --a racial minority of 3% controls and insists
>on greater control of white America.
Uh, no. An ETHNIC minority of 3% merely fulfills its Constitutional right to
protest what it may percieve as an unfair situation. Being as I do not know
the specifics of the case, or have any reason to beleive it is a "Jewish"
matter, I can't say whether they are right or wrong. But other groups do this
all the time, particularly at the University level: Blacks, Asians, Hispanics,
Gays, etc. Why pick onJews? Why do Jews frighten you so much Satmar? What is
wrong with you? What happened to you? Did your daddy really rape you?
>The dissonance or obvious conflict between what Lisa mouths and
>how Lisa thinks and acts mirrors the jewish marxist worldview:
>the jews say in control of CONSUMER REPORTS magazine always have
>a control freak mentality that they MUST apply to white folk,
What are you talking about? Since when is CR a "Jew" conspiracy? Seems to me
it has been a helpful publication to millions of folks who aren't Jews.
>but when it comes time for the jew to follow the same "better
>ideas", the jew exempts himself.
Too weird Satmar. You're losing any sanity you may have had.
>BTW, that ingenue --the one with the once fresh faced complexion
>and hopeful outlook on society? Now, she's a 250 lb full blown
>dyke rooming with some swarthy jew dykes in Northampton MASS
>--and of course working on her PhD in some meaningless area of
>"judaism"/marxism. Thus it always was with the jews: corruption.
Yeah, right Satmar. ONLY the Jews are corrupt. ALL corrupt folks are Jews.
You are really scared, aren't you? Not so much of the Jews, but I think you
are more frightened of the realization that you live in a world in which your
paranoid and ridiculous world view has been totally rejected, except for a few
sick and perverse losers like yourself and your Christian Identity buddies. Oh
well, you lose. Again. Remember 1945? Remember what happened to the last
group of frightened anti Semites? They all died Satmar. THEY ALL DIED. And
they took over 30 million people with them. I feel sorry for you Satmar. You
are really pathetic. I hope you get help.
Simon
In article <199804171655...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
mcg...@aol.com (Mcgbjk) wrote:
> Satmar/Thelma, currently claiming to be in some nonexistent country called
> North Yemen, wrote:
(Satmar-tripe snipped)
>
>
> >What does this have to do with Vassar, Brandeis, etc you ask?
>
> Well, someone asked about Vassar, noone mentioned Brandeis. Now why bring
> Brandeis into it Satmar? Maybe cuz it's a Jewish school? Still irrelevant to
> the question at hand, but hey, that never stopped you before.
>
(rest of Satmar-tripe snipped)
Well, I'd just like to point out that while Brandeis is a
Jewish-identified school, and has a large percentage of Jews in the
student body, that it is officially non-denominational. (i.e. you're not
getting a "Jewish education" in the way that you receive a Jesuit
education at Loyola) Of course, SAtmar again makes his customary fallacies
of fact and logic, which Mcgbjk has done a pretty good job of
illustrating.
--
Simon..
"Suspicion Breeds Confidence"
--Brazil
CronoRye
Yeah um.... back to that Vassar thing =)
Anywayz, does anyone know if one of the writers or cast members
graduated/attended Vassar? That might be a source of all these subtle
references...
-CronoRye
Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabbado
See this is the thing that really confuses me. In the episode "NO Disgrace
Like Home" when Homer hands over the money to pay for the therepy in Marvin
Monroe's office we hear Lisa say under her breath "There go my young girl
dreams of Vassar." and she seems upset about this. but then in "The PTA
Disbands" Lisa is, as Homer put it "Vassar Bashing". Strange no?
--
"Did they? That board with a nail in it may have defeated us.
But the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards
and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail
so big, it will destroy them all!"
--Kang, From THOH2
Anthony Regina
TheyKi...@yahoo.com
CronoRye <cron...@aol.com> wrote in article
<199804161900...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
Daniel Holwerda
Mcgbjk wrote:
Satmar/Thelma, currently claiming to be in some nonexistent country called
North Yemen, wrote:
>What does this have to do with Vassar, Brandeis, etc you ask?
Well, someone asked about Vassar, noone mentioned Brandeis. Now why bring
Brandeis into it Satmar? Maybe cuz it's a Jewish school? Still irrelevant to
the question at hand, but hey, that never stopped you before.
>These are enclaves and private reserves of these perverted and
Thelma Hatfield
Simon, you desperately need to understand who and what
Louis Dembitz Brandeis really was and the Ashkenazi machinations
which brought this despicable, anti-white, anti-humanity creature
to prominence. His criminal turkoslavic "jewish" buddies black
mailed and extorted Louis Dembitz' path into high U.S. office.
Please read this and begin to understand WHY you are where you
are and the sordid commerce of these Ashkenazi "jews" in perverting
American culture,
http://x3.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=315684004&CONTEXT=885767212.26804307&hitnum=8
You could attend every class at Brandeis for 50 years and never
hear the real story. I'd advise you to save this to file, print it,
take it to KINKO's and print a hundred copies, and post it on the
bulletin boards in the area. You WILL be called every name in the
book --but NO ONE can deny one word of the truth of it.
Thelma Hatfield
Mcgbjk wrote:
>
> Yes, Lisa IS PC. No question. But could you please, just once,
> marxist academics and make it an example from the show...
Well, let us consider her substitute teacher Mr.Bergstrom whom
she identified as being an Ashkenazi jew. His own marxist diatribe
which informed us that he "knew better" he "was better" than
white teachers. Remember again, Lisa understood well that Bergstrom
was not a white man.
Let us be frank here, McG. The whole of TS is never limited to
only what we see (between commercials). As with any TV show, you
must pretend that whatever flow of logic and direction the producers
are demonstrating is following its full course. Later on, with
Lisa we have her quoting lesbian jewish academics, we have other
players on the show giving her sharp replies as "Go back to Russia".
Sure, it's just a TV cartoon show --but it's one all of us here
like very much. The Satmar never limits his perspective and base
of knowledge to "strictly polically correct" themes and realisations.
I allow my thought process to continue along in the line of
direction which TS producers and writers have begun. You should
easily be able to see: where the Lisa character is coming from,
the persons negatively influencing her, and (the 250 pound carpet
munching dykazoid academic, in Northampton MASS) where the writers
have such a character going to.
In closing, I'd like to recite a bit of poetry all of school kids
(in No Yemen) always used to have to memorize,
On the 18th of April in '75
hardly a man is now alive
who remembers that famous day and year.
He said to his friend if the jewish march
from their banks and villas to murder whites
hang a lantern aloft from the belfry arch
of the North Yemen tower as a signal light.
Then he said goodnite and with muffled oar
silently rowed to the Charlestown shore
just as the moon rose over the bay
where swinging wide at her moorings lay
the Heidelbaum, marxist man-o-war.
A voice in the darkness a knock at the door
and a word that shall echo forever more.
For borne on the nightwinds of the past
through all our history to the last
In the hour of darkness and peril and need
the waking people will hear from afar
the hurrying hoofbeats of that steed...
and the midnight message of the loyal Satmar.
May God Bless and keep us, everyone.
Trinschler
Daniel Holwerda wrote:
>Well, I agree with pretty much everything you have to say, Mcgbjk, but the
>stickler
>in me has to point out that there actually is a country called North Yemen.
>It's
>on the Arabic peninsula. North Yemen is actually an informal name, it's real
>name
>is something like People's Republic of Yemen (or something along those
>lines).
Actually, there hasn't been a North Yemen since 1990, when it united with its
southern counterpart to form a united Yemen. You need to look in a more recent
atlas than the one you got that information out of (It probably has two
Germanies and the U.S.S.R. as well).
Springfield is FICTIONAL
The Comic Book Guy doesn't have a name
OFF = "Our Favorite Family"
Tom Rinschler
"Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at that dist--"
---last words of Major General Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, May 9, 1864.
Mcgbjk
dholwerda wrote:
>Well, I agree with pretty much everything you have to say, Mcgbjk, but the
>stickler
>in me has to point out that there actually is a country called North Yemen.
It's
>on the Arabic peninsula. North Yemen is actually an informal name, it's real
>name
>is something like People's Republic of Yemen (or something along those lines).
Nope, not anymore. There WAS a North Yemen, until about 5 years ago, when
North and South Yemen merged into one country, called the Peoples Republic Of
Mcgbjk
Satmar/Thelma, the sexually confused piece of Nazi filth, wrote:
>Well, let us consider her substitute teacher Mr.Bergstrom whom
>she identified as being an Ashkenazi jew.
No, she identified him as being a Jew, not an ashkenazi Jew. That is YOUR
assumption.
>His own marxist diatribe
Which "marxist diatribe" was that? When he encouraged Lisa to be closer to her
dad? When he taught the class that the range was a cold and lonely place?
Odd, I missed that in my copy of Marx's writings....
>which informed us that he "knew better" he "was better" than
>white teachers. Remember again, Lisa understood well that Bergstrom
>was not a white man.
What do you base this nonsense on?
>Let us be frank here, McG. The whole of TS is never limited to
>only what we see (between commercials). As with any TV show, you
>must pretend that whatever flow of logic and direction the producers
>are demonstrating is following its full course.
In other words, you just fill in the blanks with any bizarre crap, and expect
anyone to believe your bullshit because of this? You are too weird. Please
get help.
>Later on, with
>Lisa we have her quoting lesbian jewish academics,
Example please? From the show?
> we have other
>players on the show giving her sharp replies as "Go back to Russia".
Yep, people like Ralph Wiggum, right? I guess if Ralph calls someone a
Marxist, they must be. After all, Ralph is the genious of the 2nd grade,
right? Too laughable to continue....
>Sure, it's just a TV cartoon show --but it's one all of us here
>like very much. The Satmar never limits his perspective and base
>of knowledge to "strictly polically correct" themes and realisations.
True, the Satmar only limits his perspective and base of knowledge to lies,
anti Semitic propaganda, fear mongering, hate mongering, and general
disinformation.
>I allow my thought process to continue along in the line of
>direction which TS producers and writers have begun. You should
>easily be able to see: where the Lisa character is coming from,
Lisa is a little girl. You have proven nothing about her. As a matter of
fact, it has been proven to you repeatedly that she is neither a communist nor
a lesbian. Proven by specific examples from the show.
>In closing, I'd like to recite a bit of poetry all of school kids
>(in No Yemen) always used to have to memorize,
No Yemen, North Dakota? Or is that Idaho? Where do you white supremacist
cowards live these days? Sure ain't Arabia, cuz there ain't no place called
North Yemen there!
Oh well Satmar. You just can't seem to get enough of showing us what a
frightened little person you are. I hope you get help soon. I hope you come
to terms with your sexual perversions. Good luck to you.
Daniel Holwerda
Oops! Sorry.
Mcgbjk wrote:
> dholwerda wrote:
>
> >Well, I agree with pretty much everything you have to say, Mcgbjk, but the
> >stickler
> >in me has to point out that there actually is a country called North Yemen.
> It's
> >on the Arabic peninsula. North Yemen is actually an informal name, it's real
> >name
> >is something like People's Republic of Yemen (or something along those lines).
>
> Nope, not anymore. There WAS a North Yemen, until about 5 years ago, when
> North and South Yemen merged into one country, called the Peoples Republic Of
Thelma Hatfield
Mcgbjk wrote...some confused doggerel.
McBee, I took the trouble to recite for you the item by item
account you'd requested. And, what did I get for my trouble?
Name calling.
My recollection is that Barney also accused Lisa of being a
jewish-influenced communist/marxist. Was that in the "barbeque"
slash vegetarian episode, yes.
The other informed poster corrected you on this strange sticking
point you have about No Yemen. To continue to contest that trivial
point is "the hobgobblin of small minds" as Emerson said. I think
you are intelligent and well read enough of a man with greatly
diversified interests that you can see it is usually for the best
not to "stick" on small points of discussion.
BTW, if you should ever see the Satmar touting Christian Identity,
speaking of Klan gatherings in Idaho, or speaking ill of African
Americans, please don't hesitate to take me to task, immediately.
This, you will never see from the Satmar Hassidim.
Mcgbjk
Thelma/Satmar wrote:
>Mcgbjk wrote...some confused doggerel.
Which, as usual, you do not include in your reply. I know you can't face the
truth when I post it, so I do understand. My sympathies to you.
>McBee, I took the trouble to recite for you the item by item
>account you'd requested. And, what did I get for my trouble?
>Name calling.
Hmmm, you took the trouble Satmar, to spread more disproven lies. When you
post something in here that is verifiably true, then perhaps I will be able to
have an intelligent discussion with you. Until then, I can't think of much to
say, but as I feel I must limit my responses to the truth, I can only say that
you are a coward.
>My recollection is that Barney also accused Lisa of being a
>jewish-influenced communist/marxist. Was that in the "barbeque"
>slash vegetarian episode, yes.
Ah, Barney, the always drunk bum! Well, if HE said it, it MUST be true.
>The other informed poster corrected you on this strange sticking
>point you have about No Yemen. To continue to contest that trivial
>point is "the hobgobblin of small minds" as Emerson said. I think
>you are intelligent and well read enough of a man with greatly
>diversified interests that you can see it is usually for the best
>not to "stick" on small points of discussion.
Like what? The indisputable FACT that there is no such place on Earth as North
Yemen, and your insistence that you are in this very same nonexistent place?
Bizarre Satmar, even for you.
>BTW, if you should ever see the Satmar touting Christian Identity,
>speaking of Klan gatherings in Idaho, or speaking ill of African
>Americans, please don't hesitate to take me to task, immediately.
>This, you will never see from the Satmar Hassidim.
Given that you tout Christian Identity propaganda in every one of your posts,
how would anyone think otherwise? As for African Americans, could it be that I
was wrong, and you are NOT a white supremacist? Could it be that you are a
Black supremacist? Let us know Satmar.
Either way, you are still a coward, liar, and hate filled little man. As
always, I beg you to seek help.
Good luck to you.
JEdraw
Daniel Holwerda <dhol...@worldnet.att.net> writes:
>Well, I agree with pretty much everything you have to say,
>Mcgbjk, but the stickler in me has to point out that there
>actually is a country called North Yemen. It's on the Arabic
>peninsula. North Yemen is actually an informal name, it's
>real name is something like People's Republic of Yemen
>(or something along those lines).
Internet connections were very slow back then. The messages sent by our
dear Thelma did actually begin transfer in 1990, when North Yemen was still
valid as a geographical reference. Usenet has only begun recieving them now.
>>>>>>>>>>
Jordan Eisenberg -- JEd...@aol.com
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Michael Larkin
Can someone explain to me who/what the hell "the Satmar Hassidim" is and
why there are so many posts referring to him/her/it on a Simpsons
newsgroup?
Is it worth explaining?
Thelma Hatfield wrote:
>
> Mcgbjk wrote...some confused doggerel.
>
> McBee, I took the trouble to recite for you the item by item
> account you'd requested. And, what did I get for my trouble?
> Name calling.
>
> My recollection is that Barney also accused Lisa of being a
> jewish-influenced communist/marxist. Was that in the "barbeque"
> slash vegetarian episode, yes.
>
> The other informed poster corrected you on this strange sticking
> point you have about No Yemen. To continue to contest that trivial
> point is "the hobgobblin of small minds" as Emerson said. I think
> you are intelligent and well read enough of a man with greatly
> diversified interests that you can see it is usually for the best
> not to "stick" on small points of discussion.
>
> BTW, if you should ever see the Satmar touting Christian Identity,
> speaking of Klan gatherings in Idaho, or speaking ill of African
> Americans, please don't hesitate to take me to task, immediately.
> This, you will never see from the Satmar Hassidim.
--
Mike Larkin
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Mcgbjk
>Can someone explain to me who/what the hell "the Satmar Hassidim" is and
>why there are so many posts referring to him/her/it on a Simpsons
>newsgroup?
Satmar Hassidim is our resident troll. He uses several different Email
addresses (all phony, so there is no point in trying to write him directly)
including Thelma Hatfield, Jodi Steinmetz, and a few others. He will not use
real Email addresses because he is a coward and frightened to death of ever
being found out. Anyway, his posts consist of nonsense about an 8 year old
girl and her supposed marxist leanings. Based upon absolutely nothing, he has
said (repeatedly) that Lisa is representative of Jewish Lesbian marxists. Odd,
given that Lisa is Christian (and seems to have a serious interest in her
religion), likes boys (Nelson, Hugh, Corey) and has in at least one episode
given an eloquent defense of capitalism. This is all lost on our cowardly nazi
troll, who never responds directly to any of us who have repeatedly shown his
statements to be nothing but nonsense.
Satmar is also obsessed with homosexuality (can anyone say "latency"?) and
pedophilia. He has been asked several times to verify his nazi propaganda.
The best he has come up with is to suggest we all go browse NAMBLA's WEB site.
In case you did not know, NAMBLA is the North American Man Boy Love
Association. They believe in decriminalizing sexual contact between adult men
and minor boys. Satmar seems to feel these admitted pedophiles are an accurate
and credible source of information. Most of the rest of us think they are sick
perverse child molestors.
Satmar has given us other references, mostly to well known white supremacists
and nazis. Bottom line, Satmar is a coward. He fears Jews. He fears
homosexuals. He is a liar, and afraid to deal directly with the truth. Pity
him.
>Is it worth explaining?
Probably not, but as I already did......
Benjamin Robinson
In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: The Simpsons "Vassar" references?" thread,
Mcgbjk wrote:
>Which "marxist diatribe" was that? When he encouraged Lisa to be closer to her
>dad? When he taught the class that the range was a cold and lonely place?
>Odd, I missed that in my copy of Marx's writings....
Must be in the unabridged version. "The range of capitalism is cold and
lonley place. Workers, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"
>> we have other
>>players on the show giving her sharp replies as "Go back to Russia".
>
>Yep, people like Ralph Wiggum, right?
Actually, it was Barney Gumble who yells, "Go back to Russia" when Lisa
tries to introduce Homer's friends to the wonders of gazpacho. Clearly,
this was making fun of peoples' resistance to new or "foreign" ideas than
any comment on Lisa.
--
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Benjamin Robinson
In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: The Simpsons "Vassar" references?" thread,
>Actually, there hasn't been a North Yemen since 1990, when it united with its
>southern counterpart to form a united Yemen.
Nitpick time.
Many people consider Hollywood to be in Southern California. No matter how
closely you look, you will not find a place called "Southern California" on
the map. The phrase "Southern California" is simply shorthand for, "the
sourthern part of California." In a like manner, "North Yemen" can now be
taken to mean, "the northern part of the nation of Yemen." It might even
refer to the area formerly goverened by the defunct nation of North Yemen.
Noxious
> Please read this and begin to understand WHY you are where you
> are and the sordid commerce of these Ashkenazi "jews" in perverting
> American culture,
Last time I checked, American culture is a mish-mash of all types of ethnic
backgrounds (that's the way we like it) and the Jews adding their 2 cents
is no more perverted than YOU adding your 2 cents (which they probably
think is perverted).
> You could attend every class at Brandeis for 50 years and never
> hear the real story. I'd advise you to save this to file, print it,
> take it to KINKO's and print a hundred copies, and post it on the
> bulletin boards in the area. You WILL be called every name in the
> book --but NO ONE can deny one word of the truth of it.
Oh sure, do your job for ya! Gee, let me think about that
one...........Ummmm.......
No.
Craig Bennett
>Can someone explain to me who/what the hell "the Satmar Hassidim" is and
>why there are so many posts referring to him/her/it on a Simpsons
>newsgroup?
I do not know if it is relevant, but I was talking to someone I know about
this Satmar, and she told me, hmmm... there is a branch of Judiasm called
Satmar Chassidism. Interesting.
Craig
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> Can someone explain to me who/what the hell "the Satmar Hassidim" is and
> why there are so many posts referring to him/her/it on a Simpsons
> newsgroup?
>
> Is it worth explaining?
> I`m from Denmark
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> Can someone explain to me who/what the hell "the Satmar Hassidim" is and
> why there are so many posts referring to him/her/it on a Simpsons
> newsgroup?
> halloooooooo joe
> Is it worth explaining?
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Michael Larkin <ho...@ipoline.diespamdie.com> skrev i artiklen
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> Can someone explain to me who/what the hell "the Satmar Hassidim" is and
> why there are so many posts referring to him/her/it on a Simpsons
> newsgroup?
>
Scott Surgent
There WAS a North Yemen. North Yemen and South Yemen were vestiges of
the cold war: the USSR supported S. Yemen, and I would assume the USA
supported N. Yemen although this was hardly a hot topic in the news
ever... Anyway, the two Yemens reunited in 1989 or 1990. Granted, it
did not have the same effect as the two Germanys reuniting but I'm sure
somebody somewhere thought it was pretty cool. There were too many
Yemens anyway. Maybe we have an episode idea here!
SAS
Benjamin Robinson
In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: The Simpsons "Vassar" references?" thread,
>In the episode "NO Disgrace
>Like Home" [...] we hear Lisa say under her breath "There go my young girl
>dreams of Vassar." and she seems upset about this. but then in "The PTA
>Disbands" Lisa is, as Homer put it "Vassar Bashing". Strange no?
Perhaps it's a classic case of sour grapes. You know: "I can never afford
to get into Vassar. Well, so what? It was never so great to begin with.
Yeah, that's the ticket."
Thelma Hatfield
Scott Surgent wrote:
>
> There WAS a North Yemen. North Yemen and South Yemen were vestiges of
> the cold war: the USSR supported S. Yemen, and I would assume the USA
> supported N. Yemen although this was hardly a hot topic in the news
> ever... Anyway, the two Yemens reunited in 1989 or 1990.
There WAS a No Yemen. There IS a No Yemen. There ISN'T a No Yemen.
You seem to be missing the forest for the trees, here. "WHO is the
Satmar Hassidim and why the occasional reference to No Yemen" should
be the fuller question.
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It ain't over till the fat lady...swallows.
(Taped conversation Bubba Clinton to Lewinski - Linda Tripp)
Noxious
> There WAS a No Yemen. There IS a No Yemen. There ISN'T a No Yemen.
> You seem to be missing the forest for the trees, here. "WHO is the
> Satmar Hassidim and why the occasional reference to No Yemen" should
> be the fuller question.
Ok.....I'll bite.......tell us (in all of your infinite wisdom) WHO the
fuck you are.
JEdraw
Scott Surgent <sur...@math.la.asu.edu> writes:
>There WAS a North Yemen. North Yemen and South Yemen were vestiges of
>the cold war: the USSR supported S. Yemen, and I would assume the USA
>supported N. Yemen although this was hardly [ . . . ]
Satmar is not in any North or South Yemen or any of those.
Satmar is in the United States.
Satmar lives in a place where equipment is available to forge e-mail addresses.
Satmar lives in a place where his posts won't show up in the middle of the
night over here.
Satmar lives in a place where new Simpsons episodes are shown on-time.
Satmar lives somewhere where the middle east is referred to in third person.
Satmar lives somewhere where English vocabulary are not strictly monosyllabic.
Satmar . . . lives . . . right . . . BEHIND YOU!!!!!
Mcgbjk
JEDraw wrote:
>Satmar lives in a place where new Simpsons episodes are shown on-time.
That is the most damning of all. Is there ANYWHERE on Earth besides the US
that shows new eps out on time?
Thelma Hatfield
Good logic, I suppose, JEDraw. 'Cept'n FOX feed can be received
via satellite anywheres on earth. As well, hundreds of ISP's have
satellite linkup to any consumer. As you are on AOL, you will
notice that --even with the country's "biggest ISP"-- their mail
and postings are some of the slowest on earth. Send yourself an
email on AOL and notice that sometimes it takes 5 days to be
delivered. How is that fool place gaining so much in value? Let
me plainly ask you: why are you paying AOL $20/mo for crappy service
and reaalll sloooow email? My guess is: you are a starving college
kid and are "moderating a forum" for the free service. Which one
is that: the "religion in modern life" forum?
MutantMan
hey satmar if that is your real name you probably havent used aol in awhile
i used to have it but they cancele my account i wonder why but i would send
myself emailsandit would take about two seconds and plus you can look at the
headers before you download the mail
--
I guess the average T.V. viewer is that dumb
Thelma Hatfield wrote in message <35409D...@maplesyrup.net>...
Solon Boomer-Jenks
Noxious wrote:
I was going through TCD.NET's home page listings at
http://www.tcd.net/netconnect/personaldir.html and couldn't really find
anything that sounded like Satmar unless it's maybe this one
http://www.tcd.net/~jj/ Doesn't that sound like Satmar to you? SUU
senior, swim team coach?
NO, NO, it's got to be this one. Satmar uses Netscape Navigator Gold, and
this page was designed with it. http://www.tcd.net/~ashleen/
Of course, the description really doesn't fit Satmar on that one. Deputy
Sheriff in Cheyenne, nahhh.
Solon
Ben Collins
In article <6hqq8j$l...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>, "MutantMan"
<muta...@att.net> wrote:
> hey satmar if that is your real name you probably havent used aol in awhile
> i used to have it but they cancele my account i wonder why but i would send
> myself emailsandit would take about two seconds and plus you can look at the
> headers before you download the mail
You don't know why they killed your account? Let's see: changing your screenname
to "JewKiller" or whatever wasn't a good move. Sane people don't look too kindly
on that. Just ask Satmar...
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Ben Collins
Remove "MOE" from my address to reply
S1.2 OFF+++ MRG! Moe+++# TEE+++@ f+++ n++/+++ Io $+, 9F11 M18
"I want an Internet! Can I have one of those?"
--One of the Spice Girls seeing a computer at a press conference
MutantMan
wow people really do remember the great southpark scramble of 97
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I guess the average T.V. viewer is that dumb
Ben Collins wrote in message <6hrba3$5...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
Thelma Hatfield
Satmar, a deputy sheriff? Possibly.
You're thinking, Solon. One of the 2 or 3 intellects on this
"kiddies NG" who doesn't allow conflicting politics nor adversarial
views to cause you to go into intellectual shutdown. We need more
quickwitted and sharp posters here like you --and less bean
counters (lookie here: I've taken 2 weeks off work and set up
my own Simpsons Homepage archiving all the references ever made
to Heckle & Jeckle).
Solon Boomer-Jenks
Thelma Hatfield wrote:
Ooh, does this mean I get to stay when you kick everyone else out?
Solon
the nyan shark
> >
> > Yes, Lisa IS PC. No question. But could you please, just once,
> > marxist academics and make it an example from the show...
> Well, let us consider her substitute teacher Mr.Bergstrom whom
> she identified as being an Ashkenazi jew. His own marxist diatribe
> which informed us that he "knew better" he "was better" than
> white teachers. Remember again, Lisa understood well that Bergstrom
> was not a white man.
> Let us be frank here, McG. The whole of TS is never limited to
> only what we see (between commercials). As with any TV show, you
> must pretend that whatever flow of logic and direction the producers
> are demonstrating is following its full course. Later on, with
> Lisa we have her quoting lesbian jewish academics, we have other
> like very much. The Satmar never limits his perspective and base
> of knowledge to "strictly polically correct" themes and realisations.
> I allow my thought process to continue along in the line of
> direction which TS producers and writers have begun. You should
> easily be able to see: where the Lisa character is coming from,
> the persons negatively influencing her, and (the 250 pound carpet
> munching dykazoid academic, in Northampton MASS) where the writers
> have such a character going to.
> In closing, I'd like to recite a bit of poetry all of school kids
> (in No Yemen) always used to have to memorize,
> On the 18th of April in '75
> hardly a man is now alive
> who remembers that famous day and year.
> He said to his friend if the jewish march
> from their banks and villas to murder whites
> hang a lantern aloft from the belfry arch
> of the North Yemen tower as a signal light.
> Then he said goodnite and with muffled oar
> silently rowed to the Charlestown shore
> just as the moon rose over the bay
> where swinging wide at her moorings lay
> the Heidelbaum, marxist man-o-war.
> A voice in the darkness a knock at the door
> and a word that shall echo forever more.
> For borne on the nightwinds of the past
> through all our history to the last
> In the hour of darkness and peril and need
> the waking people will hear from afar
> the hurrying hoofbeats of that steed...
> and the midnight message of the loyal Satmar.
> May God Bless and keep us, everyone.
I noticed you wrote this in 1998, I hope by now you're dead. Nazi cocksucker.