Sexiest characters to grace the simpsons
angel_of_de...@yahoo.com
1. Lurleen, the cocktail waitress turned superstar.
2. Mindy, the female employee at the plant.
3. Marge many times showed her sexiness. I still wonder
what he saw in Homer. Defies logic but what the heck.
mrs. krabbaple has a sexy pic shot in a letter she gave
woodrow aka bart. ms. hoover also looks pretty.
yes, i could be a pervert.
In futurama, Leela is just the bomb.
Also, anyone know how to type simpson like symbols???
Like, Homer (_8^(|)
Marge @@@8^)
something like that.
Richard E Green
angel_of_de...@yahoo.com wrote:
> The sexiest, prettiest characters I think would be
> 1. Lurleen, the cocktail waitress turned superstar.
> 2. Mindy, the female employee at the plant.
> 3. Marge many times showed her sexiness. I still wonder
> what he saw in Homer. Defies logic but what the heck.
>
> mrs. krabbaple has a sexy pic shot in a letter she gave
> woodrow aka bart. ms. hoover also looks pretty.
20. The Bus Driver from AABF08
19. Manjula Nahassapeemapetilan
18. Laura Powers
17. Mother from 7G04 ("Do you think we should leave the kids
unsupervised?")
16. Edna Krabappel
15. Mrs. Frink
14. Interviewer from Bigger Brothers
13. Marge (think 7F12, 2F07, 3F11 or 5F18)
12. Fleet-A-Pita hostess lady
11. Maude Flanders (yeah yeah....I needed a slot to fill....)
10. Lisa from 2F15
9. Robin
8. Dr. Zweig
7. Ruth Powers
6. Jessica Lovejoy at age 22 (
http://community-1.webtv.net/getjakeit/MySimpsonsSpinoff/scrapbookFiles/mailedD25.jpg
)
5. Mindy Simmons
4. Renee
3. Evelyn Peters
2. Allison Taylor (yes, I'm aware that she's 7, but....DAMN!)
1. Helen Lovejoy ("oh Rich, think of the children!")
(yes, this is an old list....but I don't have time to write a new one
now)
>
> yes, i could be a pervert.
don't worry about it.....
> In futurama, Leela is just the bomb.
1. Amy
> Also, anyone know how to type simpson like symbols???
>
> Like, Homer (_8^(|)
> Marge @@@8^)
> something like that.
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>with a sexy look in her eyes.
You only get one chance with Edna Krabapple
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She's just not appealing to me. Neither is Helen Lovejoy. but her daugther is.
The future Lisa is nice looking too.
Also all of Mayor Quimby's whores were incredible luscious.
One more, Bart After Dark episode has some sexy dancing ladies too. Real nice.
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Who cares. I put my vote in for Kim Basinger anyway.
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Richard E Green
angel_of_de...@yahoo.com wrote:
> You're right. I forgot about Laura Powers and daughter
Actually, Ruth is the mother, and Laura is the daughter. Ruth has been turned into a
background character, and Laura has yet to even appear again. It's really been ages
since I've seen "New Kid on the Block" so I don't really remember if they've
explained why. Either way (as it usually is on the Simpsons...as well as most other
animated shows) the mother is greatly superior to the daughter.
> I don't know about Maude.
> She's just not appealing to me
Eh....I know she's pretty popular in this group....I think it was decided a couple of
months ago that she has the biggest jugs on the show, which really matter to some
people.
> Neither is Helen Lovejoy.
blasphany!
> but her daugther is.
You mean the 10 year old??? YOUR SICK!!!!
>
> One more, Bart After Dark episode has some sexy dancing ladies too. Real nice.
Actually, that's probably one of Helen's best-looking episodes too!
There are two kinds of people in this world - people who are into cartoon chix and
people who are afraid to admit they're into cartoon chix.
Richard E Green
> Manjula Nahassapeemapetilan
> Mindy and Marge. :P
All together, at once? Where would you put each of them?
Curtis Gibby
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> >
> > Manjula Nahassapeemapetilan
> > Mindy and Marge. :P
>
> All together, at once? Where would you put each of them?
Let's not continue this conversation, shall we?
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Richard E Green wrote in message <385583D3...@wpi.edu>...
>You mean the 10 year old??? YOUR SICK!!!!
>
His sick what?
Martin
angel_of_de...@yahoo.com
About Jessica LoveJoy, well when she grows up, she'll be a fine piece of ass. The
one who won't talk to you in highschool because you're not good enough. Damn bitches.
And the comment that you said to me
"You mean the 10 year old??? YOUR SICK!!!"
Well, if I'm sick then.....um.....er......hmmm....that's all I have.
About Maude, I never looked at her jugs before. But now that you said it, I may take
a peek. I think The one with the biggest jugs was definitely Mindy Simmons. I hope I see
her again. Red hair, sexy, beautiful, big breasted, ... let's stop before I pop.
Let's sing it.
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bottle of scotch
Damn.
Manjula Nahassapeemapetilan
Mindy and Marge. :P
Jukka Keskiaho <juk...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> It's defintively Edna, teacher. She has been seen in so many episodes
> with a sexy look in her eyes.
>
Richard E Green
> And the comment that you said to me
>
> "You mean the 10 year old??? YOUR SICK!!!"
> Well, if I'm sick then.....um.....er......hmmm....that's all I have.
you had an easy comeback if you read my list...but too late now
>
> About Maude, I never looked at her jugs before. But now that you said it, I may take
> a peek. I think The one with the biggest jugs was definitely Mindy Simmons. I hope I see
> her again. Red hair, sexy, beautiful, big breasted, ... let's stop before I pop.
Mindy? Yeah right....she's got it goin' on, but I don't think to many people think of her
for THAT. If we're going to get this deep into this discussion, my favs would have to be
Renee's set.....they're REAL, and they're INCREDIBLE (don't know about her ass tho).
Evelyn's got a nice set too....not so big, but they look great when she is wearing that
brown dress thing in the Kwik-e-mart, and during that GREAT neck down scene when they're
playing bridge. If you want to check out Maude tho, take a look at 7F20.
angel_of_de...@yahoo.com
she was disgusted at him. The next, she was sleeping with Moe.
Can You tell me how could Marge possibly maintain her figure despite having no money
and time to go to a gym. Don't give me that, "It's only cartoons" reasoning.
Kris3267
Dweeb
saying 'mint julep'. I mean Apu's wife)
angel_of_de...@yahoo.com wrote in message
<38549B78...@yahoo.com>...
>The sexiest, prettiest characters I think would be
>1. Lurleen, the cocktail waitress turned superstar.
>2. Mindy, the female employee at the plant.
>3. Marge many times showed her sexiness. I still wonder
>what he saw in Homer. Defies logic but what the heck.
>
>mrs. krabbaple has a sexy pic shot in a letter she gave
>woodrow aka bart. ms. hoover also looks pretty.
>
>yes, i could be a pervert.
>
>In futurama, Leela is just the bomb.
>
james
angel_of_de...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Can You tell me how could Marge possibly maintain her figure despite having no money
> and time to go to a gym. Don't give me that, "It's only cartoons" reasoning.
She gets exercise from the mammoth effort of cleaning the Simpson home. I mean have you
seen how fast the others can mess the house? I remember in one episode where the family
went into a clean kitchen and moments later it was a total disaster area.
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angel_of_de...@yahoo.com
wasn't mentioned. Why would she sleep with Moe??? Episode "Flaming Moe".
angel_of_de...@yahoo.com
Marge was dancing to a funky music. She was wearing a real short, tight shorts.(hmm)
She looks nice there.
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[something like that]
Nathan
>
> The waitress that Moe slept with was real sexy too. I forgot her name. Or probably just
> wasn't mentioned. Why would she sleep with Moe??? Episode "Flaming Moe".
_The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family_ calls her
Collette, but I can't recall this being mentioned in the episode
itself. It's been too long. All I ever see now are more recent
episodes.
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chix and
>people who are afraid to admit they're into cartoon chix.
But what about the gays and women?
Richard E Green
Darrel Jones wrote:
most of them probably fall into the second category
Richard E Green
Dweeb wrote:
> The most beautiful babe on the show is Manjula (I always think they're
> saying 'mint julep'. I mean Apu's wife)
I think I'm starting to pick up their language. Sala means jerk, and
Manjula means spaceship.
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angel_of_de...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Oh yeah whoops!! I slipped. Ruth is the one I was talkin about.
> About Jessica LoveJoy, well when she grows up, she'll be a fine piece
Yeah, she WILL be. After 12 years, I have her returning to Springfield
as Bart's sexy CO-DJ on Bart's morning radio show.
There's a small pic of her at:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6200/simpspin.html
She's in the main site graphic on the upper-right.
Joona I Palaste
: Darrel Jones wrote:
: > Richard E Green wrote in message <385583D3...@wpi.edu>...
: > >
: > >There are two kinds of people in this world - people who are into cartoon
: > chix and
: > >people who are afraid to admit they're into cartoon chix.
: >
: > But what about the gays and women?
: most of them probably fall into the second category
Parsing error there, Richard. Darrel meant "what about (the gays) and
(women)?" not "what about (the gays and women)?".
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: Dweeb wrote:
: > The most beautiful babe on the show is Manjula (I always think they're
: > saying 'mint julep'. I mean Apu's wife)
: I think I'm starting to pick up their language. Sala means jerk, and
: Manjula means spaceship.
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Cap'n Twill
> > > Mindy and Marge. :P
> >
>
> Let's not continue this conversation, shall we?
Sounds like a plan!
Cap'n Twill
And a good way of avoiding a first class, one way, non-stop ticket to
the black pits of hell!
Cap'n Twill
Mother.
Now, let's all send some get-well-soon cards.
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OF DEATH!
Ochlocrat
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>
> And a good way of avoiding a first class, one way, non-stop ticket to
> the black pits of hell!
>
First class?? SIGN ME UP!
Ochlocrat
I hear they have good drinks in first class.
Cap'n Twill
> > the black pits of hell!
> >
>
> First class?? SIGN ME UP!
>
> Ochlocrat
> I hear they have good drinks in first class.
Yeah, Chateau Blood of the Damned '73.
It was a very good year.
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XxPunkyxX
>> the black pits of hell!
>>
>
>First class?? SIGN ME UP!
>
>Ochlocrat
>I hear they have good drinks in first class.
same as when you sit next to someone 21 or over.
Eliza
I better get some damn punkrock points for that
:P
Ochlocrat
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> same as when you sit next to someone 21 or over.
>
>
> Eliza
> I better get some damn punkrock points for that
> :P
Five.
Ochlocrat
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XxPunkyxX
>XxPunkyxX <xxpu...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>>
>> same as when you sit next to someone 21 or over.
>>
>>
>> Eliza
>> I better get some damn punkrock points for that
>> :P
>
>Five.
Score! so how many do I have all together now? negative 30?
Eliza
or can I have negative points...
Ochlocrat
Of course you can, of course you can.
Ochlocrat
but you lose two for having to ask
XxPunkyxX
aw damn.
Eliza
And you didnt even say how many I had...
:P