You can see Lisa's crotch
Michael Morbius
where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
grass fronds to her crotch.
Mike
Deacon
Michael Morbius wrote:
Now THERE'S a man that hasn't been laid in a DECADE. . . . .
VANESSA COX
>
> I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old episode
> where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
> grass fronds to her crotch.
there's a limited edition of the 'Too Hot For TV' video in the UK which
features a picture of OFF in the nude, and you can see Maggie's crotch.
She doesn't have a cunt, though.
Hari Wierny
> where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
> grass fronds to her crotch.
You're talking about 7G08 (Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire). Yeah, Lisa's
just wearing this grass skirt and she slides down with her legs open... and
it's just... yellow. Nothing! I'm not a pervert, but who can ignore that?
And why wasn't it cut in syndication? Very odd.
Hari Wierny
VANESSA COX
Elizabeth M McAuley
Hari Wierny <simps...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old episode
>> where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
>> grass fronds to her crotch.
>
>You're talking about 7G08 (Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire). Yeah, Lisa's
>just wearing this grass skirt and she slides down with her legs open... and
>it's just... yellow. Nothing! I'm not a pervert, but who can ignore that?
>And why wasn't it cut in syndication? Very odd.
Christ, I can't believe I'm posting on this thread, but...
I assumed Lisa was wearing a skin-tight yellow colored ("nude color") pair
of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
grass skirt..
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Michael Morbius
> Now THERE'S a man that hasn't been laid in a DECADE. . . . .
Wrong! I've *never* been laid! In your face, Flanders!
Mike
David Brunt
Michael Morbius wrote in message <7gnii0$brc$1...@sylvester.vcn.bc.ca>...
>Deacon <roc...@infohwy.com> wrote:
>
>> Now THERE'S a man that hasn't been laid in a DECADE. . . . .
>
>Wrong! I've *never* been laid! In your face, Flanders!
Isn't that - in fact - worse.....!! :-)
David
TheCentralSc...@pobox.com
<tp...@deeptht.armory.com.> wrote:
>
>Christ, I can't believe I'm posting on this thread, but...
>
>I assumed Lisa was wearing a skin-tight yellow colored ("nude color") pair
>of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
>the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
>grass skirt..
Newsflash: lisa isn't a real person. she's a cartoon character.
Why do you expect cartoon characters to be anatomically correct?
Michael Morbius
> Isn't that - in fact - worse.....!! :-)
As Rainier Wolfcastle said, "That's the joke."
MIke
Michael Morbius
> Why do you expect cartoon characters to be anatomically correct?
Those three fingers can't just be for performing regular tasks!
Mike
Dblspace
Doh!
David
"You thought you were going to see a science fiction movie. Let me tell you
what you are going to Be - you are going to BE a science fiction movie. It's
called science friction." -- Raleigh Theodore Sakers
Deacon
Michael Morbius wrote:
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David Brunt
TheCentralSc...@pobox.com wrote in message ...
>On Tue, 04 May 1999 18:37:36 GMT, Elizabeth M McAuley
><tp...@deeptht.armory.com.> wrote:
>>
>>Christ, I can't believe I'm posting on this thread, but...
>>
>>I assumed Lisa was wearing a skin-tight yellow colored ("nude color")
pair
>>of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
>>the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
>>grass skirt..
>
>Newsflash: lisa isn't a real person. she's a cartoon character.
>
There were apparently some 'Betty Boop' cartoons in the 30s/40s that were
very - ahem - detailed in some areas....... Before the censors took a
closer look.
David
Elizabeth McAuley
<TheCentralSc...@pobox.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 04 May 1999 18:37:36 GMT, Elizabeth M McAuley
><tp...@deeptht.armory.com.> wrote:
>>I assumed Lisa was wearing a skin-tight yellow colored ("nude color") pair
>>of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
>>the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
>>grass skirt..
>Newsflash: lisa isn't a real person. she's a cartoon character.
Ah, yes. Thank you. You know, I think we could get close to matching the
economic output of some decent sized countries if we had a nickel for
everytime someone used this convenient little cop out.
>Why do you expect cartoon characters to be anatomically correct?
I don't. I merely offered a plausible theory as to why Miss
Simpson's privates were not shown when she finished her dance. It's not
because she's gender neutral, as was implied in the post I first
followed up on, but merely because she's wearing skin colored tights,
instead of just a grass skirt. It makes sense. A nice tidy explanation so
that this bothersome question won't have to keep people up at night
anymore!
Cheers!
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grosse
reason altogether.
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GRiM
VANESSA COX wrote in message <372F37...@virgin.net>...
>Hari Wierny wrote:
>>
>> > I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old
episode
>> > where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
>> > grass fronds to her crotch.
>>
>> You're talking about 7G08 (Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire). Yeah,
Lisa's
>> just wearing this grass skirt and she slides down with her legs open...
and
>> it's just... yellow. Nothing! I'm not a pervert, but who can ignore that?
>> And why wasn't it cut in syndication? Very odd.
don't...
I'm just sayin'...
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and sings Happy Birthday. No wee willy winkie there. In the stonecutters
episode when Homer is naked and dragging the stone of triumph you would
expect to see his fat one when the leg closest to the camera is stretched
back and the other leg is forward.
Michael Morbius wrote in message <7glvlo$sgo$1...@sylvester.vcn.bc.ca>...
>I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old episode
>where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
>grass fronds to her crotch.
>
>Mike
Ondre Lombard
> I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old episode
> where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
> grass fronds to her crotch.
Nah. Klasky Csupo was just too cheap to make things perfect. Just
liek Smithers isn't really black in Homer's Odyssey, that's really supposed to
be a FULL grass skirt. (Otherwise, it'd be more explicit than that. Of
course you know drooling Lisa fans probably have fun maintaining that we "did"
get to see her naughty bits.)
Ondre J. Lombard * olom...@lombard.dialup.cyberverse.com *
S1.2 OFF+++ LIS++> BOB++ TEE++ f+++ - Always remember that you're never
n+ w ; 7G11, 7F07, 7F12, 8F06, 8F08 - alone when you're a schizophrenic.
9F11, 2F15, 3F22, 5F17, 5F18 ; M17 - "Poughkeepsie."
"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making
someone else feel bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel
good about themselves."
VANESSA COX
>
> >> I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old episode
> >> where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
> >> grass fronds to her crotch.
> >
> >just wearing this grass skirt and she slides down with her legs open... and
> >it's just... yellow. Nothing! I'm not a pervert, but who can ignore that?
> >And why wasn't it cut in syndication? Very odd.
>
>
> of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
> the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
> grass skirt..
VANESSA COX
>
> There's also the part where Mr burns comes out of a cake in Smithers dream
> and sings Happy Birthday. No wee willy winkie there. In the stonecutters
> episode when Homer is naked and dragging the stone of triumph you would
> expect to see his fat one when the leg closest to the camera is stretched
> back and the other leg is forward.
new episode of The Simpsons Bart actually flaunts his wee willie winker
when Homer strips him naked to spank him.
VANESSA COX
>
> On 4 May 1999, Michael Morbius wrote:
>
> > I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old episode
> > where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
> > grass fronds to her crotch.
>
> liek Smithers isn't really black in Homer's Odyssey, that's really supposed to
> be a FULL grass skirt. (Otherwise, it'd be more explicit than that. Of
> course you know drooling Lisa fans probably have fun maintaining that we "did"
> get to see her naughty bits.)
VANESSA COX
> >>
> >> > I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old
> episode
> >> > where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
> >> > grass fronds to her crotch.
> >>
> Lisa's
> >> just wearing this grass skirt and she slides down with her legs open...
> and
> >> it's just... yellow. Nothing! I'm not a pervert, but who can ignore that?
> >> And why wasn't it cut in syndication? Very odd.
> You know, they're still just cartoon characters, and most cartoon characters
> don't...
> I'm just sayin'...
no basis in real life. Nothing wrong with assuming that they do, though-
I've often liked to believe that somewhere in the middle of America
there is a town called Springfield where OFF and all the other
characters I know and love reside.
Deat...@webtv.net
<<< What is odd is that OFF seem to have no genitalia. >>>
<< You know, they're still just cartoon characters, and most cartoon
characters don't... I'm just sayin'... >>
(I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's up
with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
around his waist!
tpe
(Don't get me started on flesh-colored Porky Pig!)
Mark Aaron Richey
>> I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old episode
>> where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
>> grass fronds to her crotch.
> Nah. Klasky Csupo was just too cheap to make things perfect. Just
>liek Smithers isn't really black in Homer's Odyssey, that's really supposed to
>be a FULL grass skirt. (Otherwise, it'd be more explicit than that. Of
>course you know drooling Lisa fans probably have fun maintaining that we "did"
>get to see her naughty bits.)
Of course, it's possible that Lisa was wearing a skintight yellow
leotard underneath the skirt, creating the illusion that she isn't
wearing anything underneath while not exposing anything.
At least K-C has plenty of money now, so, in the off chance that
Angelica starts dancing around in a grass skirt, there won't be any
confusion to whether she's wearing anything or not.
Mark Richey, who really ought to not log on at 3:45 AM
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> (I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's up
> with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
> no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
> around his waist!
yea...and i saw this one where donald was after chip and dale and he chased
them down this little hole and when he came out he didnt have his shirt
on.....but he covered his crotch.....hmmmmmmmmmmm very weird.........
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"grim...@rocketmail.com (GRiM)"
<<< What is odd is that OFF seem to have no genitalia. >>>
<< You know, they're still just cartoon characters, and most cartoon
characters don't... I'm just sayin'... >>
>(I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's up
>with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
>no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
>around his waist!
>
>tpe
>(Don't get me started on flesh-colored Porky Pig!)
Weren't his cartoons banned in some country because he doesn't wear pants?
GRiM
VANESSA COX wrote in message <372FD8...@virgin.net>...
David Brunt
>VANESSA COX wrote in message <372FD8...@virgin.net>...
>>Brendan Casey's News wrote:
>>>
>>> There's also the part where Mr burns comes out of a cake in Smithers
>dream
>>> and sings Happy Birthday. No wee willy winkie there. In the
stonecutters
>>> episode when Homer is naked and dragging the stone of triumph you would
>>> expect to see his fat one when the leg closest to the camera is
stretched
>>> back and the other leg is forward.
>>You know, I had a strange dream last night where, at the end of a brand
>>new episode of The Simpsons Bart actually flaunts his wee willie winker
>>when Homer strips him naked to spank him.
>You need some serious mental assistance, IMNSHO
Does anyone else half-expect Vanessa to get her killfile out again sometime
soon....?
David
GRiM
David Brunt wrote in message <7gq9nb$ei0$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>...
Why?
I'm just kidding...man...
Vanessa's good people
Justin Headley
GRiM wrote:
> Deat...@webtv.net wrote in message
> <6236-372...@newsd-254.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
> "grim...@rocketmail.com (GRiM)"
> <<< What is odd is that OFF seem to have no genitalia. >>>
> << You know, they're still just cartoon characters, and most cartoon
> characters don't... I'm just sayin'... >>
>
> >(I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's up
> >with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
> >no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
> >around his waist!
> >
> >tpe
> >(Don't get me started on flesh-colored Porky Pig!)
>
> Weren't his cartoons banned in some country because he doesn't wear pants?
>
David Brunt
sometime
>>soon....?
>
>I'm just kidding...man...
>Vanessa's good people
She's killfiled others for a lot less..... Me included!!!
She has got a little better of late though. ;-)
Come to think of it, what's happened to SurgeDies???
David
GRiM98
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VANESSA COX
> >>VANESSA COX wrote in message <372FD8...@virgin.net>...
> >>>Brendan Casey's News wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> There's also the part where Mr burns comes out of a cake in Smithers
> >>dream
> >>>> and sings Happy Birthday. No wee willy winkie there. In the
> >stonecutters
> >>>> episode when Homer is naked and dragging the stone of triumph you would
> >>>> expect to see his fat one when the leg closest to the camera is
> >stretched
> >>>> back and the other leg is forward.
> >
> >>>You know, I had a strange dream last night where, at the end of a brand
> >>>new episode of The Simpsons Bart actually flaunts his wee willie winker
> >>>when Homer strips him naked to spank him.
> >
> >>You need some serious mental assistance, IMNSHO
> >
> >soon....?
> >
>
> Why?
> I'm just kidding...man...
> Vanessa's good people
amazed at what you keep inhibited.
VANESSA COX
>
> Deat...@webtv.net wrote in message
> <6236-372...@newsd-254.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
> "grim...@rocketmail.com (GRiM)"
> <<< What is odd is that OFF seem to have no genitalia. >>>
> << You know, they're still just cartoon characters, and most cartoon
> characters don't... I'm just sayin'... >>
>
> >(I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's up
> >with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
> >no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
> >around his waist!
> >
> >tpe
> >(Don't get me started on flesh-colored Porky Pig!)
>
> Weren't his cartoons banned in some country because he doesn't wear pants?
VANESSA COX
>
> VANESSA COX wrote in message <372FD8...@virgin.net>...
> >Brendan Casey's News wrote:
> >>
> >> There's also the part where Mr burns comes out of a cake in Smithers
> dream
> >> and sings Happy Birthday. No wee willy winkie there. In the stonecutters
> >> episode when Homer is naked and dragging the stone of triumph you would
> >> expect to see his fat one when the leg closest to the camera is stretched
> >> back and the other leg is forward.
> >You know, I had a strange dream last night where, at the end of a brand
> >new episode of The Simpsons Bart actually flaunts his wee willie winker
> >when Homer strips him naked to spank him.
> You need some serious mental assistance, IMNSHO
VANESSA COX
>
> GRiM wrote:
> >
> > David Brunt wrote in message <7gq9nb$ei0$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>...
> > >GRiM wrote in message <7gq9bn$uf8$1...@node17.cwnet.frontiernet.net>...
> > >soon....?
> > >
> > >David
> >
> > Why?
> > I'm just kidding...man...
> > Vanessa's good people
> Of course I am- honestly now, interpret to me YOUR dreams. You'd be
> amazed at what you keep inhibited.
dreamed about The Simpsons??? The weirder the better.
VANESSA COX
>
> On Tue, 04 May 1999 18:37:36 GMT, Elizabeth M McAuley
> <tp...@deeptht.armory.com.> wrote:
> >
> >
> >I assumed Lisa was wearing a skin-tight yellow colored ("nude color") pair
> >of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
> >the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
> >grass skirt..
>
>
VANESSA COX
>
> In article <slrn7iugs9.6ve.TheCe...@edison.chisp.net>,
> <TheCentralSc...@pobox.com> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 04 May 1999 18:37:36 GMT, Elizabeth M McAuley
> ><tp...@deeptht.armory.com.> wrote:
>
> >>I assumed Lisa was wearing a skin-tight yellow colored ("nude color") pair
> >>of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
> >>the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
> >>grass skirt..
>
> >Newsflash: lisa isn't a real person. she's a cartoon character.
>
> economic output of some decent sized countries if we had a nickel for
> everytime someone used this convenient little cop out.
Woo-hoo- you outsmarted the fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan.
VANESSA COX
>
> It might be keeping some people up at night, but for an entirely different
> reason altogether.
Hmmm.... I see.
VANESSA COX
>
> TheCentralSc...@pobox.com wrote:
>
> > Why do you expect cartoon characters to be anatomically correct?
>
No, they also need to have fun...
VANESSA COX
>
> \ A nice tidy explanation so that this bothersome question
> \ won't have to keep people up at night anymore!
>
> Thinking of Lisa Simpson's crotch has kept me UP on more nights than I'd
> like to admit.
And what exactly afre you insinuating???:)
Darrel Jones
TheCentralSc...@pobox.com wrote in message ...
>>
>>of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
>>the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
>>grass skirt..
>
>Newsflash: lisa isn't a real person. she's a cartoon character.
>
They made fun of this in a "Bloom County" comic strip... the gopher
character game out of a men's room, and said "No dice! Cartoon characters
aren't anatomically correct!" (I apologize for the crude language, but
that's what it said in the strip.)
VANESSA COX
>
> "grim...@rocketmail.com (GRiM)"
> <<< What is odd is that OFF seem to have no genitalia. >>>
> << You know, they're still just cartoon characters, and most cartoon
> characters don't... I'm just sayin'... >>
>
> (I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's up
> with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
> no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
> around his waist!
'Siegfried' Fudd dances with 'Brunhilde' Bugs you can see up Bug's
skirt- is that white I see underneath his fur, or is it a pair of
panties???
VANESSA COX
Joey AKA Gary
comics for distribution, in favor of other publications. Then, rumors about
this spread, thus the idea that Donald was banned for going pantless.
Hmm. Odd that Mickey Mouse wears pants but no shirt, isn't it? Of course, the
Looney Tunes animals are almost always naked...
BTW, back to the Simpsons, this legend was spoofed in 4F15, when a law in
Springfield was found requiring ducks to wear pants.
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> that was suppose to be finland, but it was just an urban legend
>
>
> GRiM wrote:
>
> > Deat...@webtv.net wrote in message
> > <6236-372...@newsd-254.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
> > "grim...@rocketmail.com (GRiM)"
> > <<< What is odd is that OFF seem to have no genitalia. >>>
> > << You know, they're still just cartoon characters, and most cartoon
> > characters don't... I'm just sayin'... >>
> >
> > >(I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's up
> > >with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
> > >no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
> > >around his waist!
> > >
> > >tpe
> > >(Don't get me started on flesh-colored Porky Pig!)
> >
> > Weren't his cartoons banned in some country because he doesn't wear pants?
> >
> > ____________________________________________________
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CoryanderX
>> > with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
>> > no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
>> > around his waist!
Rrr, I've heard that before, but I can't remember where from, and now it's
bugging me. Anyone?
Sunshine
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Even though you don't know me
I don't even know your name
And do you think that you know mine?
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CoryanderX wrote in message
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>>> > (I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's
up
>>> > with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt
with
>>> > no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
>>> > around his waist!
>
> Rrr, I've heard that before, but I can't remember where from, and now
it's
>bugging me. Anyone?
Sounds like Seinfeld to me.
David
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>Deat...@webtv.net wrote in message
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>"grim...@rocketmail.com (GRiM)"
><<< What is odd is that OFF seem to have no genitalia. >>>
><< You know, they're still just cartoon characters, and most cartoon
>characters don't... I'm just sayin'... >>
>
>>(I forget from where I heard this, so it goes creditless... ) What's up
>>with Donald Duck? He spends all day walking around wearing a shirt with
>>no pants, but when he steps out of the bathtub, he wraps his towel
>>around his waist!
>>
Deat...@webtv.net
<< BTW, back to the Simpsons, this legend was spoofed in 4F15, when a
law in Springfield was found requiring ducks to wear pants. >>
I also remember back in the '70s (or early '80s) when Marvel Comics was
forced to have Howard the Duck wear pants. Apparently the folks over at
Disney thought he looked too much like Donald otherwise, which is odd
considering that Donald is white, whereas Howard was a light yellow.
Not to mention Howard's habit of smoking cigars and wearing clothes that
Donald would never wear.
Waaaaaugh!
tpe
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Darrel Jones wrote in message <7grbn9$3i6$1...@ultra.sonic.net>...
Um....what crude language?
Am I missing something, or am I just desensitized?
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dreamed about The Simpsons??? The weirder the better>>
I once dreamed Lisa Simpson existed and I had a huge crush on her and I was
trying to talk to her.
Rich Bunnell
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> Replace the word man with CHILD and decade with EVER
>
"Now there's a child who hasn't been laid in a ever"?
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<< It's not really about The Simpsons directly ... I once laid down for
a nap on a Sunday afternoon, and dreamed that when I woke up, it was
late at night and I forgot to set a tape. What a nightmare! (But I
really _did_ wake up after that, and had plenty of time. >>
Reminds me of something George Carlin brought up, of which I've done
myself many times:
"Didja ever fall asleep in the late afternoon, and wake up after dark,
and you don't know what f***in' day it is?" Man, if I had a dollar for
every time I did that back in college...
tpe
(Then there was the guy on my floor in the dorms who went to bed on
Friday and didn't wake up until Sunday, but that's another story for
another time... )
JEdraw
>And that leads me on to another potential thread- has anyone actually
It's not really about The Simpsons directly ... I once laid down for a nap
on a Sunday afternoon, and dreamed that when I woke up, it was late at night
and I forgot to set a tape. What a nightmare! (But I really _did_ wake up
after that, and had plenty of time.
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... or did I?)
Andrew Gill
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> VANESSA COX <vanes...@virgin.net> writes:
> >And that leads me on to another potential thread- has anyone
actually
> >dreamed about The Simpsons??? The weirder the better.
>
> It's not really about The Simpsons directly
And this isn't about OFF at all, but it's really weird. I once dreampt
that my family and I were painting an ornamental white picket fence
with a chainsaw, and a soapdish fell on my father's head, and we all
laughed.
Well, it's still better than the one where I was in the Wacky Shack,
and I had to keep going up elevators to get out (shades of
Wolfenstein), and then I wound up outside of Ms. Timmis's house (only
painted yellow).
> ... or did I?)
Like in that movie? Where this Matrix of people had to escape from the
Matrix or feality created by a computer Matrix...I think it was called
``The people who got out of reality.''
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Maybe I just forged in the smithy of my soul the uncreated
subconsciousness of my dreams...
MagmaGirl
if this trend continues.
Also, when you see Homer shirtless, does he have nipples?
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Michael Morbius
> I wonder if this "You can see Lisa's crotch" bit is going to go into the FAQ,
> if this trend continues.
As the originator of the thread, I would be honoured if it did.
> Also, when you see Homer shirtless, does he have nipples?
Good question. I think so. You can certainly see Krusty's.
Mike
Johnr Roberts
> On Tue, 04 May 1999 18:37:36 GMT, Elizabeth M McAuley
> <tp...@deeptht.armory.com.> wrote:
> >
> >Christ, I can't believe I'm posting on this thread, but...
> >
> >I assumed Lisa was wearing a skin-tight yellow colored ("nude color") pair
> >of tights or some such. Similar to what ice-skaters wear. I really doubt
> >the animators/writers/whoever intended her to be wearing nothing but the
> >grass skirt..
> Newsflash: lisa isn't a real person. she's a cartoon character.
> Why do you expect cartoon characters to be anatomically correct?
Maddox Cox
> I was just thinking today how weird it is that in that really old episode
> where Lisa does the grass-skirt fire-dance that you can see between the
> grass fronds to her crotch.
> Mike
Old usenet posts are weird lol...
I'm surprised not a lot of people have researched a lot of them beyond "SpongeBob - So It Comes To This" or maybe ones related to Star Wars