Re: Marge Simpson in Playboy
Taylor
> http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/09/marge-simpson-strips-down-for-playboy
>
> This never would've happened if Hugh Hefner were still alive.
"Bitch, please!" Lois Griffin could skate circles around Marge
Simpson.
===
Marge Simpson -- Playboy Cover Girl
Posted Oct 9th 2009 11:44AM by TMZ Staff, KJIH-TV Media
This is the closest you'll ever get to finding out if the carpet
really does match the blue drapes.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/10/1008_playboy_marge_simpson_ex_wm.jpg
TMZ has obtained the cover for Marge Simpson's November issue of
Playboy -- and needless to say, she's got a bangin' bod for having
popped her first kid out thirty years ago (Show debuted in 1989, Bart
was 10 ... and still is).
We're told Marge also strips down for her three-page spread inside the
magazine -- posing in a bunch of sexy cartoon lingerie.
Roll over, Jessica Rabbit.
See Also
Holly Madison -- Worm Dangler
Kendra Shows Off the Twins, Baby Bump
Hugh Hefner -- What He's Worth
Tags: cover, marge simpson, MargeSimpson, photo, playboy
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Michael Black
> On Oct 9, 1:55 pm, David <dimla...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/09/marge-simpson-strips-down-for-playboy
>>
>> This never would've happened if Hugh Hefner were still alive.
>
> "Bitch, please!" Lois Griffin could skate circles around Marge
> Simpson.
>
Come on. Lois Griffin is a frumpy mother, who grew up in a rich household
and doesn't seem to have any interests.
Marge may have been sidetracked by marriage and children, but she has her
own identity and that's something sexy.
She also has a kinky side, who can forget her pencheant for nearly public
sex?
She is a strong capable woman, and lustfully embraces nudity if we're to
believe the tv show; we may not have seen full frontal Marge yet, but we
have seen her nude enough times to realize she embraces it.
She may not have done much sexually, but she doesn't suffer the
prudishness of some other cartoon mothers. One can well picture her
trying new things if given the chance.
And did we see any faultering over her appearing in Playboy? No, it was a
done deal by the time she's already in print. She didn't fake hesitancy
for the sake of being proper, she didn't fake hesitancy out of fear she'd
be judged, she just stripped down and had her photos taken.
She must join that select group of older women who have appeared in the
magazine without clothes on. Though it's hard to tell, one minute she is
a certain age, and the next there are flashbacks that if believed would
make her older or younger.
The only thing wrong with this is it's the November issue, so it doesn't
celebrate my birthday. On the other hand, I gather it will be out in time
for my birthday so it's close enough.
Michael
Taylor
Lois has done meth in the past ("I don't know, Peter. Meth is a hell
of a drug.") and is into S&M ("The safety word is 'banana'.), plus
she's made out w/ Bonnie... among other lesbian flings.
You can't hold Lois' parents' disgraceful sins (hiding Jewish-ness to
maintain and then climb a social ladder) on Lois. She never even knew
she was until this past week.
Lois also has exhibited a recognition of female rights by almost
getting an abortion, as told as a story by Peter on a cruise ship. If
it weren't for a doctor's amputation (a claw for a hand), she would
have gone through w/ it.
Brad Filippone
> On Fri, 9 Oct 2009, Taylor wrote:
> > On Oct 9, 1:55 pm, David <dimla...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/09/marge-simpson-strips-down-for-playboy
>
pics on Simpson characters for years including many nude pics of
Marge. The big difference, of course, is that the Playboy ones will
be officially sanctioned by Groening and Co.
So, when do we get to see Edna Krabbople?
(just don't show us Patty and Selma!)
Brad
Hunter
et...@ncf.ca says...
Oh, this is "frumpy" Lois to you?
LOL!
--
----->Hunter
"No man in the wrong can stand up against
a fellow that's in the right and keeps on acomin'."
-----William J. McDonald
Captain, Texas Rangers from 1891 to 1907
That Guy
> On Fri, 9 Oct 2009, Taylor wrote:
>
>> On Oct 9, 1:55 pm, David <dimla...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/09/marge-simpson-strips-down-for-playboy
>>>
>>> This never would've happened if Hugh Hefner were still alive.
>>
>> "Bitch, please!" Lois Griffin could skate circles around Marge
>> Simpson.
>>
> Come on. Lois Griffin is a frumpy mother, who grew up in a rich
> household and doesn't seem to have any interests.
You're going to decide whether or not a woman is hot based on how much money
her parents have and whether or not she has any interests? Dude, wtf?
Since when does that even enter the hottness equation? Not even chicks
judge a guy's hottness that way.
Anim8rFSK
"That Guy" <7...@f.com> wrote:
Uh
"how much money his parents have"??
I guarantee you they judge by that.
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FG Fan
Bullshit.
That Guy
> In article <T7mdnSJEYZlH6ELX...@giganews.com>,
> "That Guy" <7...@f.com> wrote:
>
>> Michael Black wrote:
>>> On Fri, 9 Oct 2009, Taylor wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Oct 9, 1:55 pm, David <dimla...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>> http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/09/marge-simpson-strips-down-for-playboy
>>>>>
>>>>> This never would've happened if Hugh Hefner were still alive.
>>>>
>>>> "Bitch, please!" Lois Griffin could skate circles around Marge
>>>> Simpson.
>>>>
>>> Come on. Lois Griffin is a frumpy mother, who grew up in a rich
>>> household and doesn't seem to have any interests.
>>
>> You're going to decide whether or not a woman is hot based on how
>> much money her parents have and whether or not she has any
>> interests? Dude, wtf? Since when does that even enter the hottness
>> equation? Not even chicks judge a guy's hottness that way.
>
> Uh
>
> "how much money his parents have"??
>
> I guarantee you they judge by that.
Nope. You're confusing hotness with desireability. If you're rich and you
look like Buddy Hackett, you can get lots of poon, but those chicks are not
seeing *you* as hot--only your wallet. Your dick is just a tool they use to
pry the wallet open.
That Guy
Briliant response, stupid ass.
Wiseguy
news:R5mdnceQSbU57XbX...@giganews.com:
That's where bullshit comes from.
FG Fan
You obviously don't get out much.
To quote a line from the old Dragnet series,
"Some dames have got cash registers for hearts."
That Guy
Sorry, I didn't realize I was dealing with a cognitively impared individual.
Here's the thing: women don't think ugly guys are hot because they're rich.
If the woman is a gold digger, she's going to go after a rich guy even if
he's ugly, because he's rich, not because somehow his money transforms him
into Brad Pitt. She's going to fuck him to get to his money, not because
his money magically makes him hot. Do you understand?
FG Fan
Yeah, right. Ask any woman who is dating a butt-ugly rich guy why
she's dating him and money won't be on her top 10 list. I think you
give a lot of women too much credit for being able to be honest with
themselves about their own motives, let alone with anyone else.
Perhaps if you had been exposed to many women in your life, it would
have helped.
That Guy
Wow, do you have any brain cells left? We're talking about why women do
things, not what they say when you ask them why. As slow-witted as you are,
you're probably a virgin, and if not, the only reason is sympathy sex. I'm
sure the gorilla regretted it in the morning.
FG Fan
And if you had any reading comprehension, you would see that's what I
said, dumbass. Here's a hint: Women lie.
>As slow-witted as you are,
>you're probably a virgin, and if not, the only reason is sympathy sex. I'm
>sure the gorilla regretted it in the morning.
Nope, your mom didn't complain a bit.