Is "a wizard did it" a Simpsons quote?

[Hall]

it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....

Thanks for your help

Sam

[Ben A.]

Allow me to cut and paste the quote from SNPP.

% Lucy Lawless, TV's Xena on "Xena: Warrior Princess" addresses a
% group of her fans.

Lawless: ... but I'm sure that once girls get to know the
real you, you'll get plenty of dates. Next
question.
[hands go up. She picks Frink]
Frink: Yes, over here, n'hey, n'hey. In episode BF12, you
were battling barbarians while riding a winged
Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear,
you're clearly atop a winged Arabian. Please do
explain it.
Lawless: Ah, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like
that, a wizard did it.
Frink: I see, all right, yes, but in episode AG4 --
Lawless: Wizard.
Frink: [under breath] Aw, for glaven out loud.
-- And thus, an a.t.s. cliché is born, "Treehouse of Horror X"

--
We can't be silent, 'cause they might be giants
And what are we gonna do unless they are?

[Greg Bair]

Hall wrote:

Came from a Q&A with Xena by CBG... He said something about goofs in
the show, and she said "a wizard did it."

--
Greg Bair
=========
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[Ted S.]

Somebody claiming to be Greg Bair <greg...@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in
news:3C0C3159...@nospamsofthome.net:

> Hall wrote:
>
>> it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....
>>
>>
>> Thanks for your help
>>
>>
>> Sam
>>
>>
>
> Came from a Q&A with Xena by CBG... He said something about goofs in
> the show, and she said "a wizard did it."

Actually, it was a Q&A with Lucy Lawless. :-)

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[wavking]

"Greg Bair" <greg...@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:3C0C3159...@nospamsofthome.net...

> Hall wrote:
>
> > it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....
>

> Came from a Q&A with Xena by CBG... He said something about goofs in
> the show, and she said "a wizard did it."

wizard glavin.wav 231k In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while
riding a winged Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear, you are
clearly atop a winged Arabian. Please to explain it. Ah, yes, well whenever
something like that happens, a Wizard did it. I see alright yes, but in
episode AG4--wizard! Oh for Glavin out loud

http://www.wavking.com/kwyjibo/11/babf01/wizard%20glavin.wav

[Aaron Hirshberg]

Hall <shal...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<3C0C2A97...@earthlink.net>...

> it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....

Why are you guys so obsessed with that "Baker Street" song? BTW, I
heard that Smithers is gay!

Aaron "Space Museum" Hirshberg

[Internet King]

Hall wrote:

yes. yes it is.
Sincerely,
Little Girl

[The Rack]

>> it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....
>>
>> Thanks for your help

Baker Street

(rotten tomatoes splatter The Rack once again)
--
Chadderack

I want apple pie, and you give me
twinkies with Hollandaise sauce!

www.snpp.com/episodes/scg.html

Formerly: a cardboard cut-out
Currently: rocking the suburbs
Hopefully: doin' it for the kids

[The Rack]

Drunk and full of pie, Aaron Hirshberg wrote:

>> it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....
>
>Why are you guys so obsessed with that "Baker Street" song? BTW, I
>heard that Smithers is gay!

He turned gay when he found out Springfield was in San Francisco.
While downloading illegal Simpsons episode files from a great, secret
site, he stumbled upon that information.
--
Chadderack

: Today's guest is Mr. Roland. He's a painter.
Can you say "painter"?
: "Rhinoceros"
: Good! I knew you could! Mr. Roland paints
cars. Can you say "car"?
: "Ted Koppel is a waffle."
: Good!
: MR. ROGERS HAS GONE BANANAS!

[The Rack]

Drunk and full of pie, The Rack wrote:

>>> it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....
>>>
>>> Thanks for your help
>
>Baker Street

Who wrote Baker Street? A wizard did it. :)

We've come full circle.
--
Chadderack
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[Gumby]

> >> it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....
> >>
> >> Thanks for your help
>
> Baker Street
>
> (rotten tomatoes splatter The Rack once again)

I can't believe 'Baker Street' replaced 'Smell ya later'

--
Gumby

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[Kristian Ronge]

On 4 Dec 2001, Aaron Hirshberg wrote:

> > it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....
>
> Why are you guys so obsessed with that "Baker Street" song? BTW, I
> heard that Smithers is gay!

Wasn't he black in one episode?

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[Legion1979]

>-- And thus, an a.t.s. cliché is born, "Treehouse of Horror X"

An overused one at that...

[Mike McInnis]

first season... SES took a trip to SNPP and smithers was black
"Kristian Ronge" <d99...@nada.kth.se> wrote in message
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[Kristian Ronge]

On Wed, 5 Dec 2001, Mike McInnis wrote:

> first season... SES took a trip to SNPP and smithers was black

As we are obviously unfamiliar with jokes, I will be closing the
register at this point. ;-)

> "Kristian Ronge" <d99...@nada.kth.se> wrote in message
> news:Pine.SOL.4.30.01120...@my.nada.kth.se...
> > On 4 Dec 2001, Aaron Hirshberg wrote:
> >
> > > > it seems awfully familiar....but I can't seem to place it....
> > >
> > > Why are you guys so obsessed with that "Baker Street" song? BTW, I
> > > heard that Smithers is gay!
> >
> > Wasn't he black in one episode?

<SNIP>

[The Rack]

Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:

>On Wed, 5 Dec 2001, Mike McInnis wrote:
>
>> first season... SES took a trip to SNPP and smithers was black
>
>As we are obviously unfamiliar with jokes, I will be closing the
>register at this point. ;-)

...and state that 99 cents is thee rental price.

[Kristian Ronge]

On Thu, 6 Dec 2001, The Rack wrote:

> Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 5 Dec 2001, Mike McInnis wrote:
> >
> >> first season... SES took a trip to SNPP and smithers was black
> >
> >As we are obviously unfamiliar with jokes, I will be closing the
> >register at this point. ;-)
>
> ...and state that 99 cents is thee rental price.

Then may I rent it? May I? PLEASE!?

[The Rack]

Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:

>On Thu, 6 Dec 2001, The Rack wrote:
>
>> Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:
>>
>> >On Wed, 5 Dec 2001, Mike McInnis wrote:
>> >
>> >> first season... SES took a trip to SNPP and smithers was black
>> >
>> >As we are obviously unfamiliar with jokes, I will be closing the
>> >register at this point. ;-)
>>
>> ...and state that 99 cents is thee rental price.
>
>Then may I rent it? May I? PLEASE!?

No you may NOT. I am all out; though, I have a surprising number of
"Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge" still available.

[Jym Dyer]

>> BTW, I heard that Smithers is gay!
> Wasn't he black in one episode?

=v= Amateurs. Didn't either of you notice that what
Bart writes on the chalkboard changes every week? .-. .-.
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[The Rack]

Drunk and full of pie, Gumby wrote:

>I can't believe 'Baker Street' replaced 'Smell ya later'

When the results of the poll came in, 86% of voters said "Baker
Street" to President Simpson's refund adjustment. We'll "Baker YOUR
Street", at 11:00.
--
Chadderack

June: Ward, the Beaver blew up the
Dairy Queen, again.
Ward: I'll have a talk with him, dear.

[The Rack]

Drunk and full of pie, Jym Dyer wrote:

>>> BTW, I heard that Smithers is gay!
>> Wasn't he black in one episode?
>
>=v= Amateurs. Didn't either of you notice that what
>Bart writes on the chalkboard changes every week? .-. .-.

They're ALL rank amateurs compared to Dr. Colossus.

[Alan Hamilton]

On Fri, 07 Dec 2001 02:39:11 GMT,
chadderackD...@earthlinkSONUTRITIOUS.net (The Rack) wrote:

>Drunk and full of pie, Jym Dyer wrote:
>
>>>> BTW, I heard that Smithers is gay!
>>> Wasn't he black in one episode?
>>
>>=v= Amateurs. Didn't either of you notice that what
>>Bart writes on the chalkboard changes every week? .-. .-.
>
>They're ALL rank amateurs compared to Dr. Colossus.

Just stay away from Death Mountain.
--
/
/ * / Alan Hamilton
* * al...@arizonaroads.com

[Tim]

It was more like Smithers had a very good tan during that season 1
episode..

[Kristian Ronge]

On Thu, 6 Dec 2001, Alan Hamilton wrote:

> >>=v= Amateurs. Didn't either of you notice that what
> >>Bart writes on the chalkboard changes every week? .-. .-.
> >
> >They're ALL rank amateurs compared to Dr. Colossus.
>
> Just stay away from Death Mountain.

But all my stuff is up there!

[simpman]

A wizard did it is the Xena Warrior Princess thing. When the geeks go to the
book signing or whatever they point out some descrepances in the show, and
Xena says whenever you see something like that A wizard did it.

hope this helps you out
-simpman