Favourite Dr Nick quotes

CMoustakis

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Oct 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/6/97

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Dr. Nick getting questioned by hospital board
"... inappropriate use of cadavers."
Dr. Nick: I get here faster when I use the carpool lane.

Also, when Homer is in hospital
Dr. Nick: Oh, I see no signs of life. Just to be sure, I better pull the plug.

TheR...@webtv.net

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Oct 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/6/97

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"just rub the food on a piece of paper...if the paper turns clear...it's
your window to weight gain"

Bretskey

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Oct 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/7/97

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Voice over intercom: Dr Riviera...Dr Nick Riviera, please report to the
coroners office!

Dr Nick: The coroner! Oh, man, I hate that guy.

Unknown

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Oct 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/8/97

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Dr.N. "Hi everybody !"
Mr. Burns "Hom-er-Simpson"
Dr.N "Well thats strange"

CrewGuy2

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Oct 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/8/97

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Thanks little girl!

Nathan Mulac DeHoff

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Oct 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/9/97

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On Wed, 08 Oct 1997 16:42:32 -0700, in article
<343C1A67...@southland.net>, the one known as Gabriel Rios wrote
thusly:
>
>CrewGuy2 wrote:
>
>> Thanks little girl!
>
> Dr. Nick (to Lisa): Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical school
>like me too!
All right! Time to nitpick!

He said that to Bart, not Lisa.
--
Nathan Mulac DeHoff
vo...@geocities.com or ln...@grove.iup.edu
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/5447/
"I'm having a wonderful time, but I'd rather be whistling in the dark."

Matt Howell

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Oct 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/11/97

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"Now if something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved. One
hand washes the other. Oooh, that reminds me! (Scrubs up.)"

"These gloves came free with my toilet brush!"

"The kneebone's connected to the something,
The something's connected to the red thing,
The red thing's connected to my wristwatch...uh oh..."

"Hmmm, he's still awake. Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs...
*sniff*...Oooh, gas. Night-night gas. Ahhhhhh..."
--
windrush at iac dot net

Repoman696

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Oct 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/16/97

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Administrator: "And what about this unorthodox use of cadavers?"

Dr. Nick "I get to work faster when I drive in the carpool lane!"

Terry
http://members.aol.com/repoman696

Greg Schneider

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Oct 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/16/97

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Repoman696 <repom...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19971016023...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...

"Did you graduate from the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too ?"

ryan alford

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Oct 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/16/97

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How about "Holy smokes! You need booze!"

Knights who say Nee!

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Oct 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/17/97

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ryan alford wrote:

> How about "Holy smokes! You need booze!"

"The Coroner?" Oh, I am so sick of that guy!"

sl

Greg Haskill

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Oct 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/19/97

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Knights who say Nee! <fri...@cyberdude.com> wrote in article
<3446E04E...@cyberdude.com>...

"when you were in that coma...did you feel your brain getting damaged?"

Bill Baldwin

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Oct 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/21/97

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Greg Schneider lamented:

> Oh dear, I really have nothing to post. It's too bad I've only just come
> upon this NG a few days ago, after years of being a Simpsons fan. I'm
sure
> by now every possible thing that can be posted about the Simpsons already
> has been.

And we're just starting over at the beginning. This is a great time to
climb aboard.

Nathan Mulac DeHoff

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Oct 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/23/97

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On 21 Oct 1997 16:12:59 GMT, in article <62ikab$63h$3...@gte1.gte.net>, the
one known as Bill Baldwin wrote thusly:

See, the trick is to post the same messages over and over again,
especially if they contain Ralph Wiggum lines, or ask whether Smithers is
gay.

Buddha`

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Oct 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/29/97

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In the ep "22 short films about Springfield"

well... when he said in that

"blah blah blah... and repeat that every 15 seconds!..."

gradpa: "I demand to see a quack!"
"I'm as clever as can be ___
And Very quick and don't forget It's from /0 0\
You've only got *so* many tricks Oingo Boingo ^
NO ONE LIVES FOREVER!!!" Look it up!!! \=/

Larry Ouderkirk

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Oct 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/29/97

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"Well, if it isn't my good friend Mr. McGregg. With a leg for an arm and
an arm for a leg!"

Werner.Peeters

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Nov 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/4/97

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What about:
"The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money"
and
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing... 'til I jam this down your throat"
both from 3G01 The Springfield Files?