Things Homer has eaten
Reed Landry
I believe I have one more:
"Mmmmm....free goo."
I forget exactly what he's eating; I think it may be bubble gum that's
covering someone.
CL
Jim Morrison
the best things homer has said are:
mmmm...sacralicious! &
mmmm...organized crime!
Reed Landry <reed...@erols.com> wrote in article
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michael air jordan
things homer has eaten... how about that ten foot sandwich that gave him
a fever
"but i love solids"
"DUFF GARDENS... HOOO.. RAAAAH"
"this is all your fault!! oh.. how can i be mad at you..."
"so o o c cc c c old"
anyway
d'oh
woo hoo
rajinder paul chauhan
Gian D'Elia
64 slices of processed american cheese (while burns and smithers
were stuck on his ceiling)
"...mmmmm, rich creamery butter"
Keith
He's drank dish detergent, and eaten Marge's fancy soaps.. And he
couldn't go to Duff gardens, cause he got sick from eating a two week
old hoagie. Oh, well, what can you do...
Dave Hall
FYI...
[list] The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten... v2.0c
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The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten...
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``Woo hoo! Cheap meat!''
-- Homer Simpson
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Compiled by Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca)
(last updated 01/16/97)
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Recompiled and updated from "The Homer File", the following is a list of
items Homer has eaten that were considered to be gross by most people.
[7F23] other people's leftovers
[8F06] three year old hot dogs
[8F22] a hot dog floating in a kiddie pool
[9F01] a waffle wrapped around a stick of butter
[9F02] a large container of Petroleum jelly
[9F05] dish soap sample
[9F06] 10 pound bag of flour when there was nothing else to eat
[9F06] two plastic lobsters
[9F07] a large jar of brine
[9F09] a plate of food regardless of the bug in it
[9F11] a 10 foot (week old) hoagie
[9F14] the soil under the stadium bleachers
[9F16] fancy soap
[1F01] sixty-four slices of American cheese
[1F07] a box of donuts while in the bathroom
[1F07] a packet of gravy mix found in the SNPP parking lot
[1F10] rancid meat
[1F10] two buckets of bad prawns
[1F10] a dirty hot dog
[1F12] a tin of Nuts and Gum
[1F14] a waffle stuck to the ceiling
[1F16] flowers
[1F17] a meal of sugar with glass and bits of garbage in it
[1F08] Tom Collins mix in a bowl with a frozen pie crust and cloves
[2F12] miniature bike
[2F14] lipstick
[2F15] seven pounds of fudge
[3F05] Play-Doh
[3F15] the plastic bride and groom from a wedding cake.
[3G01] candle wax
[3G01] several hot peppers
And a list of items from the Halloween episodes:
[8F02] the dry turkey sandwich
[9F04] eating several people (as King Homer)
[1F04] his donut head
[1F04] human blood
List of Contributors:
Steve Birrell, Rick Diamant, Ted Frank, Roy Kerr, Tim Tweedale, and
Damon Capehart.
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Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca) <http://www.cyberspc.mb.ca/~davehall/>
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Ed Decatrel
You forgot eating a whole wedding cake from the Holloween episode
"The Devil in Homer Simpson"(1f04).(They didn't show him actually eat it
but they show a picture of him in the hospital fromit.)
Same episode:Homer eats (I can only guess) a million doughts while
in "Hell's ironic punishment division"
Ed Decatrel
"The Devil in Homer Simpson".(They didn't show him actually eat it but
Todd Miller
The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sause, a
frozen pie shell, and cloves (eaten at breakfast when Marge was gambling)
and the "Space Waffle", made of wafle mix, smoke sauce, and carmels,
wrapped in cube o' butter. Then he says "MMMMMMmmmmmm....
fattening...(drool)
Daniel Eisen Albritton
The best thing Homer ate was Marges pepper spray on his eggs.
"Ohhhhhhhh.......incapacitating." (Said with watery red eyes and drool)
Dan
matthew snyder
|> > The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sa
if drinking counts, then the best thing was when homer drank the candle
wax. probably because ralph was involved.
-matt-
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Jonathan Haas
matthew snyder <mwsn...@red.seas.upenn.edu> wrote:
>Daniel Eisen Albritton (de...@columbia.edu) wrote:
>|> On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Todd Miller wrote:
>
>|> > The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sa
>
>if drinking counts, then the best thing was when homer drank the candle
>wax. probably because ralph was involved.
This brings up an interesting DYN. Possibly it was unintentional,
but Homer gets the idea on how to defeat Chief Wiggum, his arch-
nemesis, from his own son.
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The candle wax at the chili contest and the vaseline at the little miss
springfield contest
Michael Chapman
>matthew snyder <mwsn...@red.seas.upenn.edu> wrote:
>>Daniel Eisen Albritton (de...@columbia.edu) wrote:
>>|> On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Todd Miller wrote:
>>
>>|> > The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sa
>>
>>if drinking counts, then the best thing was when homer drank the candle
>>wax. probably because ralph was involved.
>This brings up an interesting DYN. Possibly it was unintentional,
>but Homer gets the idea on how to defeat Chief Wiggum, his arch-
>nemesis, from his own son.
Also, this is one of the few times (maybe the only time) Ralph actually
appeared to do or say something smart.
Lynn M. Flatley
What about the infamous "floor pie" ? Mmmmmmm.
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Jason
I still think the best one is the old sub that was behind the radiator
in the Duff Gardens episode.
Jason
Dave Hall
FYI...
[list] The Grossest Things Homer Has Eaten... v2.0c (repost)
bklot...@aol.com
"I shouldn't have eaten that packet of dried gravy I found in the parking
lot!"
From "Last Temptation of Homer" (I think)
"What's the matter? Aint ya ever seen a naked chick riding a clam
before?"
Brain @:-)
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me looking in
your bedroom window." -Emo
Daniel W. Goodale
The Gummy Venus DeMilo.
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I like to think of myself as a chemical super-freak.
Braz
> The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sause, a
> frozen pie shell, and cloves (eaten at breakfast when Marge was gambling)
> and the "Space Waffle", made of wafle mix, smoke sauce, and carmels,
> wrapped in cube o' butter. Then he says "MMMMMMmmmmmm....
> fattening...(drool)
Surely Maggie's play-doh (!), in the episode when he is trying to put on
weight, must rank pretty highly.
Oh - and it is Worcester sauce (pronounced Wooster,'oo' as in book), not
Worchester.
I should know, I live there.
Andy
--
You're damned if you do....
You're damned if you don't.
Mike Wilk
the best thing homer has eaten are Marge's fragrant soaps.
Braz <an...@insectdesign.co.uk> wrote in article
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Jonathan Wolff
>wrote:
>>
>> > The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sause,
>>a frozen pie shell, and cloves (eaten at breakfast when Marge was
>gambling)
>>
>> Worchester.
Actually, I think it was a frozen pie shell, cloves, and Tom Collins mix.
Much tastier than Worcester sauce.
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[source: the bottle of Heinz in my cabinet], but pronounced
Worst-er-shur. [i dont know how they lost the syllable, but they did.]
[source: listening to people say it].
Tony
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Greg Johnson
Jonathan Wolff wrote:
>
> >
> >Braz <an...@insectdesign.co.uk> wrote in article
> >> In article <32E147...@olympus.net>, Todd Miller <to...@olympus.net>
> >wrote:
> >>
> >> > The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sause,
> >>a frozen pie shell, and cloves (eaten at breakfast when Marge was
> >gambling)
> >>
> >> Oh - and it is Worcester sauce (pronounced Wooster,'oo' as in book), not
> >> Worchester.
>
> Actually, I think it was a frozen pie shell, cloves, and Tom Collins mix.
>
> Much tastier than Worcester sauce.
>
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The best thing homer ate was the waffle from the ceiling that he was
talking to like it was god. "mmm . . . sacreligious"
Greggo
Bryce McNeil
How about the plastic (what he thought was candy) bride and groom?
"Mmmmmmm....pointy"
BMN
GPC IN ATL
homer: mmmm ...snouts (drools)
Scott Begg
jwo...@iastate.edu (Jonathan Wolff) wrote:
>>
>>Braz <an...@insectdesign.co.uk> wrote in article
>>> In article <32E147...@olympus.net>, Todd Miller <to...@olympus.net>
>>wrote:
>>>
>>> > The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sause,
>>>a frozen pie shell, and cloves (eaten at breakfast when Marge was
>>gambling)
>>>
>>> Oh - and it is Worcester sauce (pronounced Wooster,'oo' as in book), not
>>> Worchester.
>Actually, I think it was a frozen pie shell, cloves, and Tom Collins mix.
I beg to differ. The best thing Homer ever ate was his special "Homer
Waffle" made of carmel, chocolate, and instant pancake batter. When
finished making it, he wrapped it around an entire stick of butter and
consumed the whole thing, butter and all...
Dave Hall
cz...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
"I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the
parking lot!"
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Shawn Wilson
> : "I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the
> : parking lot!"
> marge: oooh look, we got a free bottle of lemon time!
> homer: give it here!
> marge: homer that's dishwashing detergent!
> homer: yah, but whaddya gonna do?
"Moe, don't throw out that rine (sp?)!"
"Mmmmmmm, free goo."
Shawn
CATSPE
"63.......64........"
"Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?"
"I think I'm blind!"
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Ken Alper
> > >> In article <32E147...@olympus.net>, Todd Miller <to...@olympus.net>
> > >wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > The two best things homer has eaten are the bowl with Worchester sause,
> > >>a frozen pie shell, and cloves (eaten at breakfast when Marge was
> > >gambling)
Mmmmm, sixty-four slices of American cheese...sixty three...sixty two...
Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
I think I'm blind!
--Ken
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