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Mrs Chris Wolf

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Mar 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/6/97
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Does anyone know what the cash register says when Maggie is Scanned?

Also I have made a small list of what happens when the Simpsons Sit on the
couch.
Here it is. If you have anymore, add them.

-The Simpsons run up to the Chair and sit down but bart is kicked out and
he goes flying in the air.
-They run up to the chair and Grandpa is sleeping on it, He then gets up
and does a bit of Karate.
-When they get to the chair, The Flinstones are on it.
-The Chair is painted on the wall and they all run through the wall
-The backround moves back and leaves The Simpsons running forever.
-The Simpsons run across but in the back round the chair is there heaps of
times so they are left running
Forever
-They all run off the film.
-The chair moves out the way and then the backround is of where you take
the photo in Jail
-When they are on the chair, a big foot comes and flattens them.
-The backround goes and The Simpsons are at the circus.
-The Simpsons run onto a Black and White set and the music is old and they
dance funny
-The Chair turns into a Monster.
-The Fox sign is on the corner of the screen so Homer grabs it and the
whole family jumps up & down on
It.
-When they sit down the camera moves over and a man is sitting at a desk
-The Simpsons run up but Santas Little Helper is there. They all Back off.
-Their Lounge Room turns into one of those bowling pin sweepers and
Snowball almost gets flattened.
-The Lounge is a Fax Machine.
-The Simpsons do a little dance in front of the TV.
-The Simpsons are on the lounge and they are skeletons.
-Homer walks into the lounge room and looks at you. He then shoots a
gun.(Like James Bond does).
-The lounge room is green but then homer turns on a light.
-The whole of Springfield come and sit in front of the TV.


These are just off the top of my head so if you have a few more you can
E-Mail me
Thanks,
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Rich/MetalMan

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Mar 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/6/97
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Sorry, but they already have a list of couch gags at
The Simpsons Archive, at www.snpp.com.

Metal Man

John Shields

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Mar 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/7/97
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> "Mrs Chris Wolf" <wo...@senet.com.au> wrote in article
<01bc29fa$6a92ce20$8fd9...@dialup.ozemail.com.au>...

> Does anyone know what the cash register says when Maggie is Scanned?
> >
NRA 4EVER
Jost one of the hundreds of radical right wing messages hidden throughout
the show.
Not really, I think it says 847.63

Wolfenstein

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Mar 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/8/97
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> Does anyone know what the cash register says when Maggie is Scanned?

NRA 4 EVER

> Also I have made a small list of what happens when the Simpsons Sit on the

> couch.

> Here it is. If you have anymore, add them.

>

> -The Simpsons run up to the Chair and sit down but bart is kicked out and

> he goes flying in the air. When the camera switches to the TV screen, bart falls in front of it.

> -They run up to the chair and Grandpa is sleeping on it, He then gets up

> and does a bit of Karate.

> -When they get to the chair, The Flinstones are on it.

> -The Chair is painted on the wall and they all run through the wall

> -The backround moves back and leaves The Simpsons running forever.

> -The Simpsons run across but in the background the chair is there heaps of

> times so they are left running

> Forever

> -They all run off the film.

> -The chair moves out the way and then the backround is of where you take

> the photo in Jail (In who shot Mr. Burns, like a line up)

> -When they are on the chair, a big foot comes and flattens them, Monty Python style.

> -The backround goes and The Simpsons are at the circus.

> -The Simpsons run onto a Black and White set and the music is old and they

> dance funny like the old Mickey Mouse and Betty Boo cartoons

> -The Chair turns into a Monster and eats them.

> -The Fox sign is on the corner of the screen so Homer grabs it and the

> whole family jumps up & down on

> It.

> -When they sit down the camera moves over and David Letterman is sitting at his desk.

> -The Simpsons run up but Santas Little Helper is there. He growls and they all Back off.

> -Their Lounge Room turns into one of those bowling pin sweepers and

> Snowball almost gets flattened.

> -The Lounge is a Fax Machine.

> -The Simpsons do a little dance in front of the TV.

> -The Simpsons are on the lounge and they are skeletons.

> -Homer walks into the lounge room and looks at you. He then shoots a

> gun.(Like James Bond does).

> -The lounge room is green but then homer turns on a light.

> -The whole of Springfield come and sit in front of the TV.

I've corrected a few of yours (forgive me for being pedantic) and I have

a couple more.

-They green floor is water, they swim in with scuba gear and jump on the

couch.

-They run in and hit each other, causing a nuclear explosion.

-They run in and hit each other, and shatter like glass.

-They run in and hit each other, and mash together like plasticine.

-All three above are done, seperated by a guy saying take 2, and 3.

-They sit on the couch and the wall spins around taking them with it to

reveal a new couch, secret passage style.

-They don't come in at all. (They had to do it eventually).

-They jump on the couch and it falls backwards taking them with it.

-They jump on the couch and it folds out into a bed.

-The other four jump on then Bart jumps on and lays across them.

Let's get this list as big as possible!!!

bonbon

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Mar 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/9/97
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On Thu, 6 Mar 1997, Rich/MetalMan wrote:

> Date: Thu, 06 MAR 1997 15:28:20 -0800
> From: Rich/MetalMan <cbun...@ix.netcom.com@ix.netcom.com>
> Newgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
> Subject: Re: Opening Credits (LIST)

>
> Mrs Chris Wolf wrote:
> >
> > Does anyone know what the cash register says when Maggie is Scanned?
> >

NRA 4EVER (i'm not sure of the spelling though)

-bonbon

C.M. Peduto II

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Mar 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/11/97
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The cash register says NRA4EVER when Maggie is scanned.

Andrew Cairns

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Mar 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/11/97
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In article <332166...@to.prevent.spam>, Wolfenstein
<fa...@to.prevent.spam> writes

>> Does anyone know what the cash register says when Maggie is Scanned?
>
>
>

What about the one where they all parachute in but Homers didn't open
and he crashes to the ground.

There's also the Sgt Pepper one.

--
Andrew Cairns

Edward Marshall

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Mar 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/11/97
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In article <000031d4...@msn.com>, "C.M. Peduto II"
<Ped...@msn.com> writes

>The cash register says NRA4EVER when Maggie is scanned.

This was only in the 138th episode "spectacular" episode. The opening
usually has the figure 847.63.


--
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(Now available on the World Wide Web - www.trekman.demon.co.uk)

Alim Manji

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Mar 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/11/97
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Edward Marshall (Ed...@trekman.demon.co.uk) wrote:
: In article <000031d4...@msn.com>, "C.M. Peduto II"

Wasn't that supposed to be the cost of raising a baby per year or
something like that?

--
Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until
you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to
chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the
fourth inning is the beer inning.
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+++++Mark+++++

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Mar 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/11/97
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Alim Manji wrote:
>
> Edward Marshall (Ed...@trekman.demon.co.uk) wrote:
> : In article <000031d4...@msn.com>, "C.M. Peduto II"
> : <Ped...@msn.com> writes
> : >The cash register says NRA4EVER when Maggie is scanned.
>
> : This was only in the 138th episode "spectacular" episode. The opening
> : usually has the figure 847.63.


>

> Wasn't that supposed to be the cost of raising a baby per year or
> something like that?
>

Not to be anal, but I think it was the monthly cost in 1985 or something
like that. The monthly cost per child, that is...

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- Groundskeeper Willie

Cory Rollo

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Mar 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/12/97
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>>-They jump on the couch, camera shoots to mouse hole, there Simpsons-like mice jump onto couch.

Cory Rollo

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Mar 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/12/97
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>>-They jump on couch, camera shoots to mouse hole, then Simpsons-like mice jump onto couch.

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