What's the Filthiest Line/Quote from "The Simpsons"?
KGename
After hearing possibly the filthiest line
[Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
that quote.
Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
73,
Keith
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Maude says "Neddy you're tossing" this is after an argument with Homer, Marge
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>Hey gang~~~
> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
>[Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
>indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
>that quote.
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
Kent Brockman: "Thanks to you, we're all taking golden showers..."
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> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
Bart: I'm gonna go toss the virtual salad.
erp.
Jym Dyer
half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. I don't want to be hard
on you, and we all know that women and seamen don't mix, but I
think the clear winner is Comic Book Guy's recent lament, "If
only real chicks went down as easily as these ones do." .-.
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>Hey gang~~~
> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
>[Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
>indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
>that quote.
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle
to resist the urge to punch them in the face--and for what? For some
pimply little puke to treat you like DIRT, unless you're on a team.
Well, I'm BETTER than dirt--well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that
fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I-I
can't compete with that stuff."
"All RIGHT! All RIGHT! I'll WALK in the MUD!" (stomp stomp stomp)
[And now, to be serious]
Gentlemen, start your wacking!
Smithers, I'll be squeezing my Bobo in no time.
"Do not touch Willie..." Good advice. (turns heat up)
Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing.
Florida? But that's America's wang.
All I know is my testicles won't fit in my shorts anymore.
Clinton? I figured if anyone out there knew where to get some 'tang,
it'd be you... SHUT UP!
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Jym Dyer
> 'tang, it'd be you... SHUT UP!
=v= Oh, I forgot about that one. And then there's ...
Willie: Lunchlady Doris, d'ye got any grease?
Doris: Yes. Yes I do.
Willie: Then grease me up, woman, 'cause I'm goin' in!
Doris: Okey dokey.
.-. .-.
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> > Clinton? I figured if anyone out there knew where to get some
> > 'tang, it'd be you... SHUT UP!
>
> =v= Oh, I forgot about that one. And then there's ...
>
> Willie: Lunchlady Doris, d'ye got any grease?
> Doris: Yes. Yes I do.
> Willie: Then grease me up, woman, 'cause I'm goin' in!
> Doris: Okey dokey.
The Comedy Network made a hilarious promo, in which they followed that
exchange with:
Homer: "(whistles) He's in for some lovin'."
Dr Music
P.S. Parking was ample.
RevolverNo9
lisa, responding to homer's make-up gun. watch the end of virtually any porno
scene. some smutty innuendo, yes sir.
Žobbiejm
>"dad, women won't like being shot in the face."
'Women will like what I tell them to like!'
Žobbiejm
Travis Zdanski
>
> "dad, women won't like being shot in the face."
>
> lisa, responding to homer's make-up gun. watch the end of virtually any porno
> scene. some smutty innuendo, yes sir.
>
> revol...@aol.com
"But it breaks easily"
"Let's just say I'm sitting in the right chair."
Travis Zdanski
>
> 'Stop kissing that cat and get in the car'
Or, Don't forget Homer's singing in the episode about the curfew,
"Hilter is a jerk, Mousillini...-Now it doesn't work"
We all know the complete version, or we all should.
Travis Zdanski
christmas special: "Shove this up your stocking"
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Or Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge which includes the Scoring Pencil,
or when Millhouse enters his name, "Thrillho".
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[Sideshow] Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?
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Bart (getting beat up by his football team): Gimme a B??
Nelson: No, but I'll tear you a new "A" !!
Chemboy
Jacques (Jacques to be wild) where Homer says he's "going to the car with
the woman I love, and I won't be back for 10 minutes!" was good..
But the best thing in that scene is right after he says that, you can see
Homer carrying Marge out the door, and the outline of the two of them makes
a rather..risque picture..Homer's round head at the base of Marges very
erect hair..and then when Marge puts Homers hard hat on her hair it gains a
rather..helmet like appearance..
Did anyone else notice that?
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Jym Dyer
=v= Well, if you're going to count stuff interrupted in the middle
of being written, there's "I Will Not Grease The Monkey
[Bars]" that Bart wrote on the chalkboard. .-. .-.
Jym Dyer
> [Sideshow] Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?
=v= "I think I lost a filling."
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Travis Zdanski
>
> > or when Millhouse enters his name, "Thrillho".
>
> =v= Well, if you're going to count stuff interrupted in the middle
> of being written
Sure, it's not complete in the sense that Nillhouse meant to enter
Thrillhouse, but, that's all we saw. And to quote Comic Book Guy, in the
Halloween Special with Stretch DUde & CLobber Girl, "Na-na".
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Homer saying something about reeking of
panda love or something.
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"Wow, did you see that thing, Marge?"
"Ooh, Canyonaro"
"Hey, a red one!"
"Look at me, I'm begging you Stan"
"Hey, give me some of that"
"Look lis, I'm Baron Von Chickenpants"
"Open Up for Marge"
"WHoa, Thanks, Chick dude"
Anybody else noticed that except on the Canyonaro episode, a loose
shopping cart is always going away from the Springfield Grocery store?
D Burba
there's a squirting noise, and she says "oh, Seymour!" Or even in the
recent one where they go broke, Bart watches Skinner and Ms. Krabapal have
sex, and we hear Skinner say "C'mon Edna, don't be tardy!"
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Typhoo112
>Flanders: It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. . .
>
Stupid Sexy Flanders!
Assault Is Eternal
"It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited"
And in "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" when Homer tries to get a job as a
teacher and is afraid that he's going to let his family down, the head of
the Adult Education program asks "Oh! You're married?" To which Homer
replies; "It depends. Is there another way to get this job?"
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trendy, but assault is eternal!"
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> Lenny comments on the drink in "Flaming Moe's":
>
> "It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited"
>
> And in "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" when Homer tries to get a job as
a
> teacher and is afraid that he's going to let his family down, the head of
> the Adult Education program asks "Oh! You're married?" To which Homer
> replies; "It depends. Is there another way to get this job?"
"I ate more than my share of wieners *that* day!"
SEF/MMF
AndrewR
>Hey gang~~~
> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
>[Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
>indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
>that quote.
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
Skinner! What's the hold up - we're loosing valuable make-out time...
It's not the line its just Agnes and Supernintendo Chalmers were on a
date - they were an item - they were... you know... ;o)
--
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Internet King
KGename wrote:
> Hey gang~~~
> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
> [Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
> ball-sack"]
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
"I'm gonna go toss the virtual salad."
Sincerely,
Little Girl
The other John
> Willie: Lunchlady Doris, d'ye got any grease?
> Doris: Yes. Yes I do.
> Willie: Then grease me up, woman, 'cause I'm goin' in!
> Doris: Okey dokey.
"More testicles means more iron" - LL Doris
--john
Paul Hyett
considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
>
>Anybody else noticed that except on the Canyonaro episode, a loose
>shopping cart is always going away from the Springfield Grocery store?
>
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KSimsarian
Sydney Assbasket
>> Doris: Yes. Yes I do.
>> Willie: Then grease me up, woman, 'cause I'm goin' in!
>> Doris: Okey dokey.
I don't think he sayd "cause I'm goin' in!"
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>
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
>
Doctor Hibbert: (eating a hot dog) Delicious!
Homer: I've got the presciption for you, Doctor... another hot beef
injection! (hands him a hot dog)
disgusting!
Metlhd3138
>>shopping cart is always going away from the Springfield Grocery store?
>>
>Wonder if it ends up in the local river - they do here!
Thats nothing,,at the shop n save where I work, we've got shopping carts from
staples and the drug store,,which are ACROSS THE STREET from the supermarket.
F. Flintstone
!!!"
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AndrewR
>Hey gang~~~
> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
>[Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
>indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
>that quote.
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
something like this from the BBQ episode:
Homer to Dr. Hibbert: Get ready for a hot beef injection! ;o)
Internet King
"Good advice."
Sincerely,
Little Girl
AndrewR
>Hey gang~~~
> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
>[Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
>indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
>that quote.
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
>
Maybe this one!?!
Something like:
John: Helen Lovejoy is as grey as a mule (or something) her cuffs
don't match her collar if you know what I mean...
Marge: I DON'T but I'm LOVING it...
Metlhd3138
Jeremy B
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KGename
OK, here's a list of "filthiest lines" from The Simpsons, as nominated by
almost everybody in this ng:
--Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
ball-sack"
--Maude Flanders: "Neddy, you're tossing"
--Kent Brockman: "Thanks to you, we're all taking golden showers..."
--Bart: "I eat feces."
--Homer (at the eye doctor) "I 8 PP"
--Comic Book Guy: "If only real chicks went down as easily as these ones do."
--Mayor Quimby: "Gentlemen, start your wacking!"
--Mr. Burns: "Smithers, I'll be squeezing my Bobo in no time."
--Homer: "Florida? But that's America's wang!"
--Homer?: "All I know is my testicles won't fit in my shorts anymore."
--Homer? "Clinton? I figured if anyone out there knew where to get some 'tang,
it'd be you..."
--Willie: Lunchlady Doris, d'ye got any grease?
Doris: Yes. Yes I do.
Willie: Then grease me up, woman, 'cause I'm goin' in!
--Homer (singing): "Hilter is a jerk, Mussolini... (quick flash to other
scene, then back) ...now it doesn't work"
--Ms. Krabapple (While having sex with Principal Skinner, you hear a
'squirting' sound, then): "Oh, Seymore!"
--Principal Skinner (Another sex scene with Skinner): "C'mon Edna, don't be
tardy!"
--Lunch Lady Doris: "More testicles means more iron."
--Mr. Smithers: "I think women and seamen don't mix."
--Lisa: "Dad, women won't like being shot in the face."
--Bart (getting beat up by Nelson): "Gimme a B?"
Nelson: "No, but I'll tear you a new 'A' !"
--Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!"
Smithers: "You don't have to tell me, sir!"
--Krusty: "Shiksa.... it's spelled S- H- I-.... uhhh...there's a 'T' in there
somewhere..."
--Willie: "Okay Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie
around!"
--Homer (upon handing Dr. Hibbert another hot dog): "I've got the presciption
for you, Doctor... another hot beef injection!"
--?: "I ate my share of wieners that day!"
--John: "Helen Lovejoy is as grey as a mule (or something), and her cuffs
don't match her collar if you know what I mean..."
--"My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want you to play with my ding-a-ling"
(okay, so it's a popular oldie. But it's still filthy.)
--C'mon, there's gotta be more!
Didn't see your nomination here? Maybe it wasn't a really *filthy* line, as
determined by the judges. They were looking for nothing but filth. Even better,
filth that was snuck in between other lines in such a way that only the
filthy-minded of us could really get, to the exclusion of the clueless viewers.
Then again, maybe your post didn't make it to me (lame excuse, but hey).
Thanks for playing our game!
Internet King
KGename wrote:
>
> --Krusty: "Shiksa.... it's spelled S- H- I-.... uhhh...there's a 'T' in there
> somewhere..."
why is that filthy? It's a perfectly cromulent, I mean yiddish word.
Sincerely,
Little Girl
Kelly
>--Lisa: "Dad, women won't like being shot in the face."
I don't think this was meant to be filthy. of course I took it that
way too!
Don T. Poll
Some of you stretch your sick minds wayyyy too much. I highly doubt that was
intended to be interpreted that way.
--
I've been struck dumb by a voice that
speaks from deep
beneath the cold black water.
It's twice as clear as heaven,
and twice as loud as reason.
It's deep and rich like silt on a riverbed
and just as undisturbing
KGename
>
>>Lisa: "Dad, women won't like being shot in the face."
>
>Some of you stretch your sick minds wayyyy too much. I highly doubt >that was
intended to be interpreted that way.
>
Yeah, you're prolly right.
But considering the caliber of some of the other super-zingers, I can
understand how someone might interpret it in that way.
Sydney Assbasket
>OK, here's a list of "filthiest lines" from The Simpsons, as nominated by
>almost everybody in this ng:
>
>--Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>ball-sack"
>
>--Maude Flanders: "Neddy, you're tossing"
>
>--Kent Brockman: "Thanks to you, we're all taking golden showers..."
>
>--Bart: "I eat feces."
>
Haha, I wrote the last one as a joke, man. It's not an actual line!
Sydney Assbasket
KGename
>>Hey, Gang~~~
>>OK, here's a list of "filthiest lines" from The Simpsons, as nominated by
>>almost everybody in this ng:
>>
>>--Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>>ball-sack"
>>
>>--Maude Flanders: "Neddy, you're tossing"
>>
>>--Kent Brockman: "Thanks to you, we're all taking golden showers..."
>>
>>--Bart: "I eat feces."
>>
>
>Haha, I wrote the last one as a joke, man. It's not an actual line!
Y'know, I was scratching my head over that one- "What episode did it come
from", etc. But what was I gonna do...I can't remember every episode, dammit!
Oh well, I'll admit it...ya got me.
JJClark611
raising flying Lizzards. Skinner mentioned that it
was a species not to be confused with the
"titmouse, the woodcock or the titpecker"
Michael J. Astrauskas
> Gentlemen, start your wacking!
This, of course, reminds me of another exchange from this episode:
Homer: "Should I whack fast... or slow?"
Marge: "How about fast... then slow."
--
- Michael J. Astrauskas
Internet King
Sydney Assbasket wrote:
> >Hey, Gang~~~
> >OK, here's a list of "filthiest lines" from The Simpsons, as nominated by
> >almost everybody in this ng:
> >
> >--Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
> >ball-sack"
> >
> >--Maude Flanders: "Neddy, you're tossing"
> >
> >--Kent Brockman: "Thanks to you, we're all taking golden showers..."
> >
> >--Bart: "I eat feces."
> >
>
> Haha, I wrote the last one as a joke, man. It's not an actual line!
"Onetime I ate my neighbors shit."
"That's understandable."
Sincerely,
Little Girl
The Rack
>> Gentlemen, start your wacking!
>
>This, of course, reminds me of another exchange from this episode:
>
>Homer: "Should I whack fast... or slow?"
>
>Marge: "How about fast... then slow."
Not sure if this is dirty, but it's cute:
Homer: [disparagingly] Dondelinger!
Dondelinger: That's MR. Dondelinger!
and how can we forget:
Skinner: There will be no more mockery of your name, Mr. Glasscock.
--
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Director: Okay... on the downbeat, you'll
jump forward, waggle your tongue
and lick the camera lens...
Dallas: The hell I will.
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Sydney Assbasket
going to Lake Titicaca. Try making a joke out of that!"
It's not an exact quote, but it should be in the list.
The Rack
>Chalmers: "Well, I went to Ball State, then moved to Intercourse, PA...I'm now
>going to Lake Titicaca. Try making a joke out of that!"
LOL thanks for reminding me.
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Hello, Bert's Taco Palace?
Adios.
R. Flowres
> Didn't see your nomination here? Maybe it wasn't a really *filthy* line,
as
> determined by the judges. They were looking for nothing but filth. Even
better,
> filth that was snuck in between other lines in such a way that only the
> filthy-minded of us could really get, to the exclusion of the clueless
viewers.
>
mentioned "glory holes."
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The Rack
>I don't remember the exact quote or episode, but somewhere, sometime, Homer
>mentioned "glory holes."
Wasn't it the killer dolphins segment, where he said America invented
the glory hole... he was giving a pep speech to the town, before they
went out and confronted the dolphins. (IIRC)
--
Chadderack
Milo: Senator Jebsen! Hello! How'd you like
the story?
Jebsen: I DIDN'T.
Milo: Was there a problem?
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Milo: Where?
Jebsen: EVERYWHERE.
Milo: How'd we spell it?
Jebsen: "POTATO HEAD."
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Kevin Madden
>
> Drunk and full of pie, R. Flowres wrote:
>
> >I don't remember the exact quote or episode, but somewhere, sometime, Homer
> >mentioned "glory holes."
>
> Wasn't it the killer dolphins segment, where he said America invented
> the glory hole... he was giving a pep speech to the town, before they
> went out and confronted the dolphins. (IIRC)
> --
> Chadderack
>
That sounds right to me...though I've only ever watched that segment
once because I just can't stand it.
Kevin
The Rack
>> >I don't remember the exact quote or episode, but somewhere, sometime, Homer
>> >mentioned "glory holes."
>>
>> Wasn't it the killer dolphins segment, where he said America invented
>> the glory hole... he was giving a pep speech to the town, before they
>> went out and confronted the dolphins. (IIRC)
>
>That sounds right to me...though I've only ever watched that segment
>once because I just can't stand it.
Yeh. Kind of a weak segment... I agree.
--
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Look, dear... a couple of your native
Antarcticans... ...inhabitants of the purest,
loveliest, most unspoiled real estate in the
entire world... which, of course, makes them
quite skittish. Watch this...
"PIZZA HUT!"
AAAIGH!
The Rack
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
Name me one person from history that became great without air
conditioning.
Balzac.
No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one.
(roughly transcribed)
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Chadderack
June: Ward, the Beaver blew up the
Dairy Queen, again.
Ward: I'll have a talk with him, dear.
Peter Fritz
everyone gets snowed into the school and the kids take over and stick
Principal Skinner in the dodgeball bag and he says,
"(insert name of hampster here), chew through my ball sack!"
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Alex
Krusty: SEX CAULDRON!!??!!?! I thought they closed that place down!
-Alex
"I'm gonna take that jelly donut, squeeze the jelly out, turn it sideways, and
stick it straight up your candy ass!" - The Rock
"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the
longest line! WHOO!!!" - Ric Flair
Suzanne Clappier
> Helen Lovejoy: They're having S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
> Krusty: SEX CAULDRON!!??!!?! I thought they closed that place down!
>
> -Alex
>
How about:
Skinner: "You did it, Nibbles! Now chew through my ball sac!"
Baseresearcher
Frankly, I wouldn't think Otto's bed would have a headboard.
Baseresearcher
Marge a groin protector for Bart, and Marge says:
"I wanta' C-U-P"
[I want to see you pee.]
Tastey T
squeeze the wheeze.
The Rack
>Hey gang~~~
> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
>[Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
>indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
>that quote.
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
Mayor Quimby is ... "polling (pole-ing?) the electorate"...
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>
> >Doctor Hibbert: (eating a hot dog) Delicious!
> >Homer: I've got the presciption for you, Doctor... another hot beef
> >injection! (hands him a hot dog)
It's not exactly a quote, but in the "glove slap" episode, the sign at
the feed shop read:
Sneed's Feed and Seed
(Formerly Chuck's)
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> Drunk and full of pie, KGename wrote:
>
> >Hey gang~~~
> > After hearing possibly the filthiest line
> >[Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
> >ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether
that is
> >indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if
not top
> >that quote.
> > Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
>
> Mayor Quimby is ... "polling (pole-ing?) the electorate"...
We'll all be taking golden showers!
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The gardener plants an evergreen whilst trampling on a flower. . .
Jesse
lovin' it up, "Worrst Episode Ever" also had the line:
"Mark down the Poochie stuff and unstick the Supergirls."
Darryl Andrews
"Gentlemen, start your whacking!"
Also:
What percentage of people here have those "A complete guide to our favorite
familty" books on the Simpsons, covering all the eps? Anyone hear of plans
for seasons 11+?? I just got the first one the other night. I've now got it
and the 9-10 one open whenever the show comes on. And when it's not on too,
but that's it.
SEF/MMF
Bluepepper
> Hey gang~~~
> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
> [Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
> ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
> indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
> that quote.
> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
"ball sack" is definitely # 1. I couldn't believe they got it on the air.
In the same vein:
Homer: Name one great person who lived without air conditioning!
Marge: Balsac!
Homer: No need for potty mouth, Marge.
Kevin Madden
>
> kge...@aol.comcrap (KGename) wrote in message news:<20020105142647...@mb-bj.aol.com>...
> > Hey gang~~~
> > After hearing possibly the filthiest line
> > [Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
> > ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that is
> > indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not top
> > that quote.
> > Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
>
> "ball sack" is definitely # 1. I couldn't believe they got it on the air.
>
Why wouldn't they? Sure it was a double entradre but there was an
actual ball sack on the screen that he was referring to. It's up to the
viewer to understand the double meaning. I think the idea is that if
you are old enough to get the joke then you are old enough to hear it.
Kevin
Herbie Jurvanen
>Why wouldn't they? Sure it was a double entradre but there was an
>actual ball sack on the screen that he was referring to.
It's funny because it's true!
--
Herbie J.
Famous Curator
Parkus Rosenturm
> In <3C507CA0...@mail.utexas.edu>, Kevin Madden wrote:
>
> >Why wouldn't they? Sure it was a double entradre but there was an
> >actual ball sack on the screen that he was referring to.
>
> It's funny because it's true!
I'm not sure if this hasn't been posted already (excuse me from
reading all 72 posts) but the name of the diner where Pimply-Faced
Kid works at, the Gulp 'N' Blow, is kind of suggestive.
"Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter!"
Tastey T
>> After hearing possibly the filthiest line
>> [Principal Skinner: "Nibbles, (the school hamster), nibble through my
>> ball-sack"] on a rerun the other nite, I got to thinking about whether that
>is
>> indeed the filthiest line. There have to be others that come close, if not
>top
>> that quote.
>> Any nominations/suggestions for the filthiest line?
From "This Little Wiggy"
Bart: "I'm gonna go toss the virtual salad."
Y2Bogus
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I think we have a new winner. From last night's episode, where Marge was
getting rammed by the other drivers in the Demolition Derby.
Homer: "Hey! Stop banging my wife!"
exmo
"You won't have your Willy to jerk around any more!"
"I 'ate 'im! Yeah, and I 'ate that mess he left on me floor too!"
Jason Saslow
Ya heard me!
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Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2002 11:55:35 -0600
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Subject: Re: What's the Filthiest Line/Quote from "The Simpsons"?
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> I don't remember the name of the hampster, but it's the episode that
> everyone gets snowed into the school and the kids take over and stick
> Principal Skinner in the dodgeball bag and he says,
> "(insert name of hampster here), chew through my ball sack!"
Nibbles was the name of the Hamster. hehehe...
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“mmmmm....sugarwalls”
DDB
> Homer eating through the candy house:
> “mmmmm....sugarwalls”
Moe: "Well...I ain't never said no to a dead girl yet..."
DDB
Anonymous
>
> word2j...@aol.comnoway (leave me alone) wrote in message news:<20020212025828...@mb-bd.aol.com>...
> > Homer eating through the candy house:
>
> Moe: "Well...I ain't never said no to a dead girl yet..."
>
> DDB
Skinner: Now, chew through my ball sack!
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air...Nader love. -- A. Levine
Ralph Nader ought to be on The Simpsons because he is so hot and sexy.
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you slowly and painfully! -- Disc jockey on the Simpsons
Katijaikat
>> > â*œmmmmm....sugarwallsâ**
>>
>> Moe: "Well...I ain't never said no to a dead girl yet..."
>>
>> DDB
>
>Skinner: Now, chew through my ball sack!
It's like I'm married to my best friend. Who lets me touch his boobs.
(I was eating dinner with my parents while the episode was on. This isn't
something you want to hear when you're eating dinner with your parents.)
The Rack
Funny, I was at my folks house, too. Later went home and laughed my
s** off.
The Rack
>Funny, I was at my folks house, too. Later went home and laughed my
>s** off.
;-) Damn "s" and "a" keys so close together!
(I need more pie, and beer)
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Chadderack
Director: Okay... on the downbeat, you'll
jump forward, waggle your tongue
and lick the camera lens...
Dallas: The hell I will.