Most Romantic quotes
Jay
I'm looking for the most romantic Simpsons quotes like:
Grandpa: You remind me of a poem I don't know the name of, and a song I'm not sure exists, and a place I've never been to, Oh, I think I'm in love, no wait, it's a stroke.
If you have more like this please send it to me. I'm trying to romance my friends with them.
Haynes Lee
Ja...@sj.bigger.net (Jay) wrote:
Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here.
T. Mike Keesey
On Thu, 17 Apr 1997, Jay wrote:
> I'm looking for the most romantic Simpsons quotes like:
>
> Grandpa: You remind me of a poem I don't know the name of, and a song
> I'm not sure exists, and a place I've never been to, Oh, I think I'm in
> love, no wait, it's a stroke.
No wait, it IS love!! I'M IN LOOOOVVVE!!!
> If you have more like this please send it to me. I'm trying to romance
> my friends with them.
On one of those flashback episodes, after Homer had taken Marge on a date
to see "The Empire Strikes Back", he was heard to say:
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as wise as Yoda."
Also Jimbo:
"Oh man. Now my PANTS are chafing me."
--T. Michael Keesey
tke...@gl.umbc.edu
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John R Groch
In article <335570bf...@nntp.sj.bigger.net>,
Jay <Ja...@sj.bigger.net> wrote:
>
>I'm looking for the most romantic Simpsons quotes like:
>
>Grandpa: You remind me of a poem I don't know the name of, and a song I'm not sure exists, and a place I've never been to, Oh, I think I'm in love, no wait, it's a stroke.
>
Well, this is more for the friend you've already romanced than the one
you're romancing, but I thought I'd share:
Recently, after a particular long week had culminated in a way-too-busy
weekend, my SO and I decided to go to bed early, exhausted. So there we
were at 8 pm on Sunday, in bed, far too tired to do any of the interesting
things loving couples do in bed at 8pm but instead watching the Simpsons.
And when we heard this exchange:
MARGE (worried that her life has become dull and predictable):
Homie, is this what you thought married life would be like?
HOMER (in bed reading TV Guide):
Yeah, pretty much, except I though we'd be riding around in a van
solving mysteries.
We looked at each other and then laughed as hard as we ever have. It
actually was rather romantic in its own weird way.
JRG
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Erik Lautier
Heh heh heh! I smashed it good! Heh heh heh! Come on Marge! It's fun
to smash things! Heh heh.Mmmmm.....you got real perty hair. ....
Patrick Kim
The episode was when Bart was writing love letters to Mrs. Krabappel.
The family was thinking of what Bart should right in a final letter to
let Mrs. K down easy. Homer had some great ones (and I am
paraphrasing):
"Dear baby. Welcome to dumpsville. Population: you."
Bart: We could say a crocodile bit off my face.
Marge: That's disgusting; and besides, a woman would still love her man
if a crocodile bit of his face.
Homer: I might hold you to that, Marge.
Homer: "P.S. I am gay."
Yaztromo
T. Mike Keesey wrote:
>
> On Thu, 17 Apr 1997, Jay wrote:
>
> > I'm looking for the most romantic Simpsons quotes like:
> >
> > Grandpa: You remind me of a poem I don't know the name of, and a song
> > I'm not sure exists, and a place I've never been to, Oh, I think I'm in
> > love, no wait, it's a stroke.
> > my friends with them.
>
> to see "The Empire Strikes Back", he was heard to say:
>
> "Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as wise as Yoda."
>
> Also Jimbo:
>
> "Oh man. Now my PANTS are chafing me."
>
Romantic line: My darling, a million poets could write for a million
years and capture only three-eights of your beauty.
(Feel free to correct this, but you get the gist of it)
UNromantic line: "Dear baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Sarah Fidelibus
david (da...@ou.edu) wrote:
: How about the romance between Lisa and Ralph in that one episode
Yeah--"I choo-choo-choose you!" is the quickest way to someone's heart.
But, even though in the context of the show it's not romantic, I think
the note the substitute (forget his name) hands Lisa at the end of the
episode where she has a crush on him (think Dustin Hoffman did the voice
then, but I could be very wrong) is the most romantic line. And, since
with that last sentence I seem to have left good grammar at the station,
I'll just get to the point: "You are Lisa Simpson." My ex once said to
me (before we dated), "You do not need to be Robert Frost [I am a "poet"],
because you are Sarah Fidelibus." It remains the sweetest thing anyone
has ever said to me.
-sarah, all misty-eyed now
P.S. Also good is when Homer says to Lurleen, "Oh...there's not a man
alive that wouldn't be turned on by that. Well, I gotta go."
Sarah Fidelibus
[...]
: I'm trying to romance my friends with them.
^^^^^^^
Sounds pretty ambitious.
-s
Rick Diamant
In article <5j6952$c...@usenet.srv.cis.pitt.edu>
gro...@pitt.edu (John R Groch) writes:
>Subject: Re: Most Romantic quotes
>Date: 17 Apr 1997 22:44:50 GMT
>In article <335570bf...@nntp.sj.bigger.net>,
>Jay <Ja...@sj.bigger.net> wrote:
>>
>>I'm looking for the most romantic Simpsons quotes like:
>>
>>Grandpa: You remind me of a poem I don't know the name of, and a song I'm not sure exists, and a place I've never been to, Oh, I think I'm in love, no wait, it's a stroke.
>>
>>If you have more like this please send it to me. I'm trying to romance my friends with them.
>Well, this is more for the friend you've already romanced than the one
>you're romancing, but I thought I'd share:
>Recently, after a particular long week had culminated in a way-too-busy
>weekend, my SO and I decided to go to bed early, exhausted. So there we
>were at 8 pm on Sunday, in bed, far too tired to do any of the interesting
>things loving couples do in bed at 8pm but instead watching the Simpsons.
>And when we heard this exchange:
>MARGE (worried that her life has become dull and predictable):
> Homie, is this what you thought married life would be like?
>HOMER (in bed reading TV Guide):
> Yeah, pretty much, except I though we'd be riding around in a van
> solving mysteries.
>We looked at each other and then laughed as hard as we ever have. It
>actually was rather romantic in its own weird way.
Great one, John.
My favorite one is:
Worker: Hey, what will I tell the boss?
Homer: Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I
love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Not exactly romantic, but it sure is funny. And it works on so many
levels. :)
Here's another one I found while looking for the above quote, from Marge Gets
A Job:
Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing
it twice!
Rick
"So, do you like stuff?"
vincent radford
Homer: "Hey, Marge--maybe it's the beer talking, but you got
a but that won't quit."
Now THERE'S a line that'll heat up the 'ol passion pit!
-Vincent
Ian McIntire
vincent radford wrote:
>
> Homer: "Hey, Marge--maybe it's the beer talking, but you got
> a but that won't quit."
"Hey Marge, I just watched women's volleyball on ESPN..."
--
Ian McIntire i...@cwru.edu
Sarah Fidelibus
How 'bout Homer's love forecast at the end of the Mr. Plow ep.? (I'd
repeat it, 'cept I know I don't have the wording right, and I have a
feeling my paraphrase would ruin it.) Anyone got it word for word?
-s
Jason Hancock
"Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow. Tonight's
forecast calls for flurries of passion, followed by extended periods of
gettin' it on!"
--Jason
"Actually, a woman is a lot like a beer. They smell good, they look good,
and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
--Homer J. Simpson, "New Kid on the Block" (9F06)
Bridget O'Leary
Sarah Fidelibus wrote:
>
> How 'bout Homer's love forecast at the end of the Mr. Plow ep.? (I'd
> repeat it, 'cept I know I don't have the wording right, and I have a
> feeling my paraphrase would ruin it.) Anyone got it word for word?
>
Our forecast calls for flurries of passion
followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.
cz...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
"Marge, send the kids to the neighbors, I'm comin' home drunk!"
--
***********************************************************
I saw weird stuff in that place last night -- weird,
strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, *evil* stuff!
And I want in!
Homer J. Simpson
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Donald Martin
cz...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca wrote:
: "Marge, send the kids to the neighbors, I'm comin' home drunk!"
"Marge, should I whack slow, or fast?"
"<Giggle> Slow, THEN fast!"
"In the Boudoir, the Gourmand becomes the Voluptuary!"
"Tell the Boss I going out to my car with the woman I love, and I won't
be back for TEN MINUTES!"
"My head says 'stop', but my heart and my hips say 'proceed'!"
;)
Sarah Fidelibus
Nathan DeHoff (vo...@geocities.com) wrote:
: In article <5jr8so$c8c$2...@news.sas.ab.ca>, cz...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
: wrote:
: >
: >"Marge, send the kids to the neighbors, I'm comin' home drunk!"
: >
: How is this romantic?
: Nathan
Pffffttt. Where's your sense of spontaneity?
-sarah
Tony Matsumoto
In article <01bc57b5$0cb029e0$a007...@noname.newcastle.edu.au>,
c970...@cc.newcastle.edu.au says...
>
>
>
>Sarah Fidelibus <fide...@rohan.sdsu.edu> wrote in article
><5k5ofb$c3t$2...@gondor.sdsu.edu>...
>
>"Dear Marge,
>I don't know if it's the beer talking but you have a butt that wont quit.
>they've got these pretzels down here dsfhfo elkifj i eeaipjap aoap oasj pa
>a pojposaj aopfedcsf fsaf .. $5, getoutta here"
>
What about "Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Lea and as
smart as Yoda."
-She's the Fastest
Donald Martin
Tony Matsumoto (le...@intergate.bc.ca) wrote:
: What about "Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Lea and as
: smart as Yoda."
Bart: "[She's beautiful! Say something clever] I fell on my bottom! D'oh!"
;)