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The Simpsons
First Season
Some Enchanted Evening (7G01): When Marge calls a radio shrink and tells that their marriage is failing, Homer takes Marge out to a nice dinner and a night at the Off-ramp Inn. However, the sitter they hired was featured that night on "America's Most Armed and Dangerous." [Aired May 13, 1990]

Bart the Genius (7G02): Bart swaps IQ tests with the class brain, and ends up the butt of everyone's jokes at a school for gifted kids. [Aired January 14, 1990]

Homer's Odyssey (7G03): Homer gets fired for causing another accident at the nuclear plant, and almost commits suicide. He see the light, and becomes a safety activist, and soon goes after the plant he was fired from. [Aired January 21, 1990] NOTES: Montgomery Burns and Smithers are introduced.

There's No Disgrace Like Home (7G04): After seeing family bliss at the recent family picnic, Homer sells the TV and goes to a psychiatrist advertised on TV. [Aired January 28, 1990] NOTES: First scenes of Itchy and Scratchy.

Bart the General (7G05): When Bart gets beat up by the school bully for defending Lisa, he organizes his friends to go after the bully. [Aired February 4, 1990] NOTES: Grandpa Simpson is introduced.

Moaning Lisa (7G06): Lisa is feeling down and blue about the problems around her, and meets a fellow blues musician, Bleedin' Gums Murphy. [Aired February 11, 1990]

"The Telltale Head" (7G07): In order to impress some bad kids at school, Bart cuts off the head of a statue of the town's founder, Jebediah Obediah Zacariah Jenadiah Springfield. Unfortunately, this stunt shocks the whole town. [Aired February 25, 1990] NOTES: Krusty The Clown has cameo, however, picture only can be seen in "Homer's Odyssey" and title sequence. Sideshow Bob can also be seen. Reverend Lovejoy is introduced.

"The Simpsons Christmas Special" (AKA: Simpsons Roasting on a Open Fire) (7G08): It's a not-so-merry Christmas for the Simpsons, when Mr. Burns decides to cut the Christmas bonuses and Marge had to spend the Christmas savings to erase a tattoo Bart thought would make a great Christmas present. In order to hide the fact that he did not get the bonus, Homer takes a second job as a store Santa. [Aired December 17, 1989] NOTES: Patty, and Selma are introduced, and Santa's Little Helper joins the family. Ned and Todd Flanders, the Simpson's next door neighbors, are introduced. This episode is available on video cassette.

Call of the Simpsons (7G09): It's a camping misadventure for the Simpsons. First, the Simpson's get lost in the woods and lose all their camping equipment. Then, Bart and Homer go get help, but get washed down a waterfall, and lose all their clothes. Meanwhile, Maggie meets up with some bears. Then, Homer is mistaken for Big Foot. [Aired February 18, 1990]

Homer's Night Out (7G10): Using his new mail-order spy camera, Bart catches Homer dancing with a strip dancer at a "stag" party. [Aired March 25, 1990]

Jacques to be Wild (AKA: Life In The Fast Lane) (7G11): Homer gives Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, intending to use it for himself. However, Marge vows to learn how to bowl, and ends up getting intimate with Jacques, her bowling teacher. [Aired March 18, 1990] NOTES: Helen Lovejoy is introduced.

Krusty Gets Busted (7G12): When Krusty the Klown is caught robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, Bart vows to clear his hero's name, even though the robbery was witnessed by his father, Homer. [Aired April 29, 1990]

The Crepes of Wrath (7G13): After flushing a cherry bomb down the school toilet, Bart is sent to France via a student exchange, and ends up working for some crooks who want to put anti-freeze in the wine. Meanwhile, the Simpsons receive Adil Hoaxha, an Albanian exchange student who is actually a spy. [Aired April 15, 1990]

Second Season
Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish (7F01): In order to keep his nuclear plant from being closed down due to numerous violations, Montgomery Burns decides to run for governor. [Aired November 1, 1990]

Simpson and Delilah (7F02): After trying a hair-growing formula (charged to the company's health insurance), Homer gets promoted to an executive position, and gets a male secretary who helps him along in his job. Harvey Fierstein guest stars. [Aired October 18, 1990]

Bart Gets An F (7F03): If Bart fails another test, he may have to repeat the fourth grade. So he enlists the aid of the class brain to help him pass. [Aired October 11, 1990]

"The Simpsons Halloween Special" (7F04): Bart and Lisa swap three horror stories in their tree house.
* "Bad Dream House" - The Simpsons move into a haunted house, complete with a dimensional vortex, bleeding walls, and an Indian burial ground.
* "Hungry Are The Damned" - Aliens kidnap the Simpsons, and invite them to a "great feast" on Rigel 4.
* "The Raven" - James Earl Jones narrates Edgar Allen Poe's classic tale starring the Simpsons. This version stays very close to the original poem. [Aired October 25, 1990]

Dancin' Homer (7F05): After helping the Springfield Isotopes win a game, "Dancin' Homer" becomes the team mascot, and the family gets invited to Capital City. [Aired November 8, 1990] NOTES: Tony Bennett sings the "Capital City" song, a variation of "New York, New York"

Bart the Daredevil (7F06): Bart embarks on a life of death-defying feats when he sees a daredevil perform at a Monster Truck Rally. [Aired December 6, 1990] NOTES: Doctor Hibbert is introduced.

Bart Vs. Thanksgiving (7F07): Bart runs away from home when he "accidentally" burns Lisa's masterpiece and refuses to apologize about it. [Aired November 22, 1990]

Dead Putting Society (7F08): Bart and Todd Flanders enter a miniature golf tournament at Sir Putt-A-Lots. However, Homer and Ned Flanders bet that the "father of the boy who does not win mows the neighbor's lawn in their wife's Sunday dress". [Aired November 15, 1990]

Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (7F09): After watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, Maggie bonks Homer in the head with a hammer. When this happens, Marge vows to eliminate violence in cartoons. [Aired December 20, 1990]

"Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit By A Car" (7F10): When Mr. Burns hits Bart in a auto accident, and is willing to pay only one-hundred dollars, Homer sues Mr. Burns for a million. NOTES: The Devil and Lionel Hutz are introduced. [Aired January 10, 1991]

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (7F11): Homer believes that he has 24 hours to live after thinking he ate the deadly blowfish at a local sushi restaurant. [Aired January 24, 1991] NOTES: George Takei guest voices as the Japanese waiter. Larry King narrates the bible.

The Way We Was (7F12): When the TV goes out, Homer and Marge tell how they first met in 1974 Springfield. [Aired January 31, 1991] NOTES: McBain is introduced.

Homer Vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (7F13): In 2300 B.C., Moses received the ten commandments from God, among which was "Thou Shalt Not Steal." In present day Springfield, Homer gets an illegal cable hook-up, which Lisa refuses to watch, for fear of losing her soul. [Aired February 7, 1991]

Bart's Dog Gets An F (7F14): After chewing up Homer's new $125 sneakers and the Bouvier family quilt, Santa's Little Helper is enrolled in an obedience school. [Aired March 7, 1991] NOTES: Tracey Ullman guest voices.

Principal Charming (7F15): Homer sets up a date between Principal Skinner and Marge's sister, Selma. However, it ends up being Skinner and Patty. [Aired February 14, 1991]

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (7F16): Fearing death, Grandpa Simpson tells Homer that he has a half-brother. This half-brother, Herbert Powell, is a carmaker in Detroit, and wants Homer to design a car for the average man to save his car company. [Aired February 21, 1991] NOTES: Danny DeVito guest voices as Herbert Powell.

Old Money (7F17): When Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson inherits one hundred six thousand dollars from his deceased sweetie, he decides to give it to people who need it most. [Aired March 28, 1991]

Brush with Greatness (7F18): While Homer tackles his weight problem, Marge takes up painting, a skill which she gave up due to an obnoxious art teacher in high school, and ends up being commissioned to do a portrait of Mr. Burns. [Aired April 11, 1991] NOTES: Ringo Starr voices as himself.

Lisa's Substitute (7F19): Lisa's regular teacher falls sick, and gets replaced with a substitute teacher who changes the face of learning for Lisa. Meanwhile, Bart runs against Martin, the class brain, for president of his class. [Aired April 25, 1991] NOTES: Dustin Hoffman voices as Mr. Bergstrom uncredited.

War Of The Simpsons (7F20): After being embarrassed by Homer during a house party, Marge signs up for Reverend Lovejoy's marriage retreat at Catfish Lake. However, Homer has fishing on his mind, and the only sitter they could get at the last minute is Grandpa Simpson. [Aired May 2, 1991]

Three Men and a Comic Book (7F21): In order to earn enough money to purchase the very first "Radioactive Man" comic book (valued at $100), Bart takes a part time job with a neighbor. However, after discovering that working is for chumps, Bart enters into a partnership with Martin and Milhouse. [Aired May 9, 1991]

Blood Feud (7F22): Mr. Burns needs double-O negative blood, and only Bart can supply it. Now, Homer wants some gratitude for Bart's donation. [Aired July 11, 1991]

Third Season
When Flanders Failed (7F23): Ned Flanders quits his regular job and announces at a baroque that he is opening a mall store catering to lefties. Homer, however, wishes that Flanders would fail. [Aired October 3, 1991]

Stark Raving Dad (7F24): Thanks to Bart leaving his lucky red hat in the load of washed white shirts, Homer wears a pink shirt to the nuclear power plant. He is promptly committed to a mental institution, where he meets up with a white man who walks and talks like Michael Jackson. [Aired September 19, 1991] NOTE: Michael Jackson did the voice uncredited.

NOTE: The following episodes are broadcast in Dolby Surround Stereo.

Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington (8F01): Thanks to Lisa's patriotic and winning essay in a Reading Digest contest, the Simpsons win a trip to Washington DC. However, Lisa's faith in democracy is shaken when she sees her local representative taking a bribe for a permit to cut down Springfield National Forest. [Aired September 26, 1991]

"The Simpsons Halloween Special II" (8F02): In the sequel to the original "Simpson's Halloween Special," three more tales of horror where Lisa, Bart, and Homer eat too much candy, and end up having nightmares.
* The Monkey's Paw - The Simpsons, on a foreign trip, pick up a monkey's paw that gives the holder four wishes . . . with bad side effects.
* Bart The Monster - In a parody of a classic "Twilight Zone" episode, everyone in Springfield must be happy or else something will happen to them by a monster. The monster is known as . . . Bart Simpson, the kid with the mental powers.
* Homer's Brain - Homer gets randomly fired from the nuclear power plant, and gets hired as a gravedigger. He falls asleep in the grave, and gets picked up by Mr. Burns for a cyborg experiment. [Aired October 31, 1991]

Bart The Murderer (8F03): After having a very lousy day of school, Bart accidentally stumbles into "The Legitimate Businessman Social Club", a mobster front. He becomes a bartender, but when he shows up late at work and blames Principal Skinner, Skinner disappears. Joe Mantegna guest star. [Aired October 10, 1991]

Homer Defined (8F04): When Homer accidentally saved two nuclear plants, he becomes a hero, and is admired by his daughter, Lisa. [Aired October 17, 1991] NOTE: Magic Johnson voices as himself.

Like Father, Like Clown (8F05): Krusty finally drops by to have dinner with the Simpsons to thank Bart for believing him (see "Krusty Gets Busted"), and drops a bombshell: He real name is Krustofsky, and he is estranged from his rabbi father, who disowned him when Krusty decided to be a clown instead of a rabbi. Now, Bart vows to reunite Klown and rabbi. [Aired October 24, 1991] NOTE: Jackie Mason is the voice of Rabbi Krustofsky.

Lisa's Pony (8F06): After disappointing Lisa, again, Homer finally gives Lisa a pony. Now, in desperation to pay off the bills associated with owning a pony, Homer works the graveyard shift at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart. [Aired November 7, 1991]

Saturdays of Thunder (8F07): In order to build a father/son relationship, Homer helps Bart build a soapbox racer. However, when Martin crashes his racer during the time trials, Bart must make an important decision: Turn his back on his father and be Martin's replacement driver, or race in his soapbox and let Nelson win. [Aired November 14, 1991]

Flaming Moe's (8F08): Homer helps invent the hottest drink in Springfield. However, when Moe steals the recipe and turns Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield, Homer vows revenge. [Aired November 21, 1991] NOTE: Rock band Aerosmith guest star, animated as themselves.

Burns Sells The Power Plant (8F09): Homer finds that his job as "safety inspector" is in danger when Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to German businessmen for $100,000,000. [Aired December 5, 1991]

I Married Marge (8F10): Picking up where "The Way We Was" left off....The year is 1980, and Homer is working at the local miniature golfing course, living with Marge's parents, and dating Marge. Then Marge becomes pregnant with Bart. [Aired December 26, 1991]

Radio Bart (8F11): It's Bart's tenth birthday. Bart receives a radio microphone, which he promptly uses to play practical jokes on everyone, including that a little boy named Timmy O'Toole has fallen down the local well. [Aired January 9, 1992] NOTE: Sting guest voices as himself with a song titled "We're Sending Our Love Down The Well".
Lisa the Greek (8F12): Lisa's football predicting skills brings about a closer relationship between Homer and Lisa, not to mention making Moe broke, until Lisa realizes that the relationship may end with the Super Bowl. [Aired January 23, 1992] [repeats of this episode had portions redubbed for the 93 & 94 Super Bowls]

Homer at the Bat (8F13): Mr. Burns bets $1,000,000 that his company team can beat a competing plant's team. In order to do so, he replaced the regular company team with new security guard Roger Clemens, new janitor Wade Boggs, lunchroom cashier Ken Griffey Jr., and other new employees like Steve Sax, Don Mattingly, Ozzie Smith, Jose Canseco, and Mike Scoscia (who runs the solid contaminate encapsulator. [Aired February 20, 1992]

Homer Alone (8F14): When the family causes Marge to flip out, she takes a vacation from it all at Rancho Relaxo, leaving Lisa and Bart with Patty and Selma (shudder), and Homer alone with Maggie. Then, Maggie goes searching for Marge. [Aired February 6, 1992]

Separate Vocations (8F15) (not "Act II: Death Drives A Stick"): After taking the Career Aptitude Normalization Test, or CANT test, Lisa finds out she's more suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is more suited to be a police officer. While Bart enjoys his taste of authority, Lisa turns into a bad kid. [Aired February 27, 1992] NOTE: Steve Allen guest voices.

Bart the Lover (8F16): He has the name of the 23rd president, the face of Gordie Howe, and the lines of a Frenchman. Is Mrs. Krabapple's new pen pal/lover Bart's latest practical joke? Meanwhile, Homer starts building a doghouse, and learns to give up swearing. [Aired February 13, 1992]

Dog of Death (8F17): When Santa's Little Helper suffers from a twisted stomach, the Simpsons sacrifice in order to pay for a life saving operation. However, when the family's morale suffers from the cuts, the dog runs away, and quickly becomes one of Mr. Burns' hounds. [Aired March 12, 1992]

Colonel Homer (8F19): After a particularly bad movie experience, Homer drives to a bar where he discovers a singer named Lurleen Lumpkin. Now, Colonel Homer is her manager, much to Marge's disgust. [Aired March 26, 1992]

Black Widower (8F20) (aka The Return of Sideshow): Sideshow Bob gets paroled, and marries Selma. However, Bart suspects that Sideshow Bob has something else up his sleeve. [Aired April 9, 1992]

The Otto Show (8F21): Otto loses his job driving the school bus, partially because he doesn't have a driver's license, and, after being kicked out of his apartment, goes to live with the Simpsons. Spinal Tap guest star. [Aired April 23, 1992]

Bart's Friend Falls In Love (8F22): Bart and Milhouse enter the age of cooties, when Milhouse and a new girl start dating . . . without her father knowing it. [Aired May 7, 1992]

Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (8F23): Herbert Powell returns, and asks the Simpsons help for an invention idea of his, using the money Homer received from the nuclear plant for some bogus award. [Aired August 27, 1992]

Fourth Season
Kamp Krusty (8F24): Bart and Lisa spend six weeks at Camp Krusty. However, the camp is not what it seems, as Bart and Lisa quickly find out. [Aired September 24, 1992]

A Streetcar Named Marge (8F18): Marge takes a part in the musical version of "A Streetcar Named Desire", a musical which has a strange resemblance to the Simpsons' own home life. [Aired October 1, 1992]

NOTE: The production company that animates "The Simpsons" has been changed from Klasky-Csupo to Film Roman.

Homer the Heretic (9F01): Homer, in a dream, gets permission from God to skip church, much to Marge's objections. [Aired October 8, 1992]

Lisa the Beauty Queen (9F02): Homer enters Lisa in a beauty contest, and Lisa comes in as runner up. However, when the original winner is injured, Lisa becomes "Little Miss Springfield". Bob Hope guest voices. [Aired October 15, 1992]

Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (9F03): When Bart fails to keeps an eye on Maggie and puts her life in danger, Homer finally puts his foot down on Bart's mischief by passing the ultimate punishment: Bart can never see "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie". [Aired November 3, 1992]

The Simpsons Halloween Special III (9F04): The Simpsons hold a Halloween Party, in which three stories are exchanged:
* "Clown Without Pity" - Bart receives, as a birthday present, a talking Krusty doll....from the "House of Evil 'Your One Stop Evil Shop'"
* "King Homer" - King Kong Klone.
* "Dial 'Z' For Zombies" - After being assigned to read a another book, Bart picks out an item from the occult section, and tries to raise the dead Snowball I, but instead cause the dead people to rise up. [Aired October 29, 1992]

Marge Gets a Job (9F05): The Simpsons home needs about $8,000 worth of foundation work, so Marge gets a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. However, things start getting a bit sticky when Mr. Burns develops a crush on Marge. Tom Jones guest stars. [Aired November 5, 1992]

New Kid on the Block (9F06): Bart develops a crush on the new girl next door, but his heart is broken when she dates Jimbo. Sara Gilbert guest stars. [Aired November 12, 1992]

Mr. Plow (9F07): After Homer wrecks the two family cars during a snowstorm, he buys a snowplow, and starts up "Mr. Plow". However, the competition becomes cut-throat when Homer's best buddy, Barney, starts up a competing plowing business, "King Plow". Notes: Linda Ronstadt guest voices as herself. [Aired November 19, 1992]

Lisa's First Words (9F08): While trying to get Maggie to say her first words, Homer recalls what happened a few years back when Lisa was born, when they first moved into their present home, and what Lisa said her first words. [Aired December 3, 1992]

Homer's Triple Bypass (9F09): All those years of eating those fatty foods has caused Homer to have a heart attack. Now, Homer has a choice - spend $40,000 for Dr. Hibbert's bypass operation, or $129.95 for Dr. Nick Riviera's operation--any operation. [Aired December 17, 1992]

Marge vs. the Monorail (9F10): After getting $3 million from a fine due to Mr. Burn's illegal disposal of nuclear waste, the town decides to spend money on a needless monorail....built from shoddy materials. Leonard Nimoy guest voices as himself. [Aired January 14, 1993]

Selma's Choice (9F11): After aunt Gladys Bouvier dies, Selma decided to try and get married and have a child. [Aired January 21, 1993]

Brother from the Same Planet (9F12): Bart decides to get a bigger brother when Homer neglects him for the last time. Turnabout is fair play, Homer replaces Bart with a little brother. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to the Corey hot-line, a 900 number. [Aired February 4, 1993]

I Love Lisa (9F13): Lisa's valentine to the most disliked boy in her class causes her to be chased by him. [Aired February 11, 1993]

Duffless (9F14): After Homer gets caught drunk driving, he promises Marge to stay off the Duff for one month. Meanwhile, when Bart ruins Lisa's science project, Lisa vows to take revenge by determining which is smarter: a hamster or Bart. [Aired February 18, 1993]

Last Exit to Springfield (9F15): Homer becomes a Union boss and negotiates a new contract with the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, mindful that Lisa needs braces. [Aired March 11, 1993]

The Front (9F16): After watching a particularly bad "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon, Lisa and Bart ghost write their own using their grandfather's name. Meanwhile, Homer takes night school to make up a missing science credit. [Aired April 15, 1993]

So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show (9F17): When Homer get seriously injured from Bart's practical joke, the Simpsons recall at the hospital various moments from past episodes. [Aired April 1, 1993]

Whacking Day (9F18): While the town of Springfield prepares for the annual snake whacking day (which Lisa dreads), Bart gets expelled from school for embarrassing Mr. Skinner during a school inspection. Barry White guest stars [Aired April 29, 1993]

Krusty Gets Kanceled (9F19): When the Gabbo show causes Krusty to get canceled, Krusty quickly hits the skids. However, Lisa and Bart vow to help Krusty out by organizing a comeback special. [Aired May 13, 1993]

Marge in Chains (9F20): When the Osaka Flu hits Springfield, everyone suffers. And when Marge accidentally shoplifts at the Kwik-E-Mart, she spends 30 days at the local prison. [Aired May 6, 1993]

Fifth Season
Homer's Barbershop Quartet (9F21): We flashback to 1985, where Homer, Apu, Principal Skinner, and Chief Wiggum (replaced with Barney) were the hit barbershop quartet known as the "B Sharps". George Harrison guest stars. [Aired September 30, 1993]

Cape Feare (9F22): Sideshow Bob is paroled from prison, and he has only one thing in mind for Bart: revenge. [Aired October 7, 1993]

Rosebud (1F01): When Mr. Burns was very young, he gave up his teddy bear, Bobo, for a life of riches. Now growing old, he desires for his teddy bear, which Maggie loves dearly. NOTE: The Ramones guest star. [Aired October 21, 1993]

Homer Goes to College (1F02): In order to continue in his job at the Nuclear power plant, Homer must attend college. [Aired October 14, 1993]

The Simpsons Halloween Special IV (1F04): In a Night Gallery parody, Bart presents three tales of terror.
* The Devil and Homer Simpson - Homer gives up his soul for a single doughnut. Now, the Devil wants Homer.
* Terror at 5 1/2 Feet - Bart Simpson has a nightmare about a bus crash. And his nightmare is about to come true when a playful gremlin starts taking the bus apart piece by piece.
* Bart Simpson's Dracula - Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he wants blood, and he turns Bart into a vampire. [Aired October 28, 1993]

Marge on the Lam (1F03): When Homer fails to show up, Marge decides to go to the ballet with Ruth Powers, the next door neighbor. Ruth returns the favour and takes Marge out the next night. Unbeknown to Marge, Ruth is driving a stolen car. [Aired November 4, 1993]

Bart's Inner Child (1F05): Bart accidentally has the entire town emulating his actions, thanks to a feel-good therapist. [Aired November 11, 1993]

Boy-Scoutz N The Hood (1F06): When Bart finds a $20, he spends it on a squishy, made of pure syrup. After a wild night, he wakes up to find that he joined a boy scout troop, with den father Ned Flanders. NOTE: Guest stars Ernest Borgnine. [Aired November 18, 1993]

The Last Temptation of Homer (1F07): Homer falls in love with a new female employee at the nuclear plant who is just like Homer. Homer, however, feels guilty. NOTE: Michelle Pfeiffer guest stars. [Aired December 9, 1993]

$pringfield (or, How I learned to Stop worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (1F08) - When the local economy stalls, everyone, including Marge, votes to legalize gambling on Springfield. Mr. Burns even opens up his own casino, Homer gets to be a blackjack dealer, and Marge is addicted to the slot machines. Gerry Cooney guest and Robert Goulet stars. [Aired December 16, 1993]

Homer the Vigilante (1F09): When a cat burglar hits Springfield, Homer vows to fight back. [Aired January 6, 1994]

Homer and Apu (1F10): After getting food poisoning from eating the Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart employee, fired. Regretting his actions, Homer vows to get Apu his job back. James Woods guest stars. [Aired February 10, 1994]

Bart Gets Famous (1F11): After escaping from a field trip to a cardboard factory, Bart sneaks into the Krusty the Klown show, and becomes his assistant. However, Bart is launched into instant stardom after accidentally wrecking a set on live TV and uttering, "I didn't do it." NOTE: Former Simpsons writer/producer Conan O'Brien guest voices. [Aired February 3, 1994]

Lisa vs. Malibu Stacey (1F12): After objecting to the voice disk used on her new talking Malibu Stacey doll that demeans women, Lisa find the creator and they produce a new doll that reflects the 90s. Kathleen Turner guest stars. [Aired February 17, 1994]

Deep Space Homer (1F13): After seeing their ratings decline, NASA decides to send Joe Average to space. In this case, Joe Average is Homer Simpson. [Aired February 24, 1994]

Homer Loves Flanders (1F14): After Ned Flanders give a ticket to Homer for a much-hyped football game, Homer becomes Ned's best friend. [Aired March 17, 1994]

Bart Gets An Elephant (1F15): When "KBBL is going to give me something stupid", Bart forgoes the $10,000 cash price for an elephant. Problem is, the elephant is causing some major problems. [Aired March 31, 1994]

Burns' Heir (1F16): Nearly drowning in the bathtub, Mr. Burns decides to find an heir. He sees it in the form of Bart Simpson and cohorts the young Simpson into staying with him. [Aired April 14, 1994]

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baddasssss Song (1F18): Bart brings the family dog to school for Show and Tell, unfortunately the dog escapes and indirectly gets Principal Skinner fired. School life under Principal Flanders just isn't the same and Bart schemes to get Skinner back. [Aired April 27, 1994]

The Boy Who Knew Too Much (1F19): Bart skips class and witnesses a waiter brutally beaten. The Mayor's nephew is blamed, but Bart can clear him -- however it would mean coming clean about skipping class. [Aired May 5, 1994]

Secrets of a Successful Marriage (1F20): Worrying about being slow, Homer decides to teach a marriage course. Unfortunately, he doesn't succeed as a teacher until he starts spilling some of Marge's personal secrets. [Aired May 19, 1994]

Lady Bouvier's Lover (1F21): Grampa Simpson falls in love with Marge's mother, Jackie, but Mr. Burns woos her away from him. Grampa is broken hearted when learning Jackie is going to marry Burns. [Aired May 12, 1994]

Sixth Season
Bart of Darkness (1F22): After breaking his leg, Bart spends the Summer at his bedroom window, spying on the neighbors with a telescope. Bart finds the view boring until he sees Ned Flanders murdering his wife. [Aired September 4,1994]

Lisa's Rival (1F17): It looks as if Lisa's days as the class brain are numbered when the new student proves to be smarter, younger, and plays the sax better than her. Meanwhile, Homer strikes white gold in the form of an over-turned Sugar truck. Winona Ryder guest stars. [Aired September 11, 1994]

Another Simpsons Clip Show (2F33): A romance novel prompts Marge to have a family meeting to discuss the values of love and past romances. [Aired September 25, 1994]

Itchy & Scratchy Land (2F01): The family's trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land, the most violent place on earth, proves heavenly until the Itchy & Scratchy robots want to put the family there for real. [Aired October 2, 1994]

Sideshow Bob Roberts (2F02): With the help of a radio talk show host, Mayor Quimby is pressured into releasing Sideshow Bob from prison. Once out, Bob promptly runs against the mayor and wins. Bart and Lisa set out to prove Mayor Bob didn't win legally. [Aired October 9, 1994]

The Simpsons Halloween Special V (2F03): In a Outer Limits parody, the Simpsons presents three tales of horror.
* The Shinning - No TV and no beer makes Homer go insane at an isolated mountain lodge and only Bart's shinning can save the family.
* Time and Punishment - Ned Flanders becomes the ruler of a George Orwellian world after Homer adversely uses a toaster to change the past.
* Nightmare Cafeteria - Overcrowding at the school's detention room and budget cuts in the cafeteria leads Principal Skinner to come up with a unique solution. [Aired October 30, 1994]

Bart's Girlfriend (aka Lovejoy's Little Devil) (2F04): Bart's infatuation with the Reverend's daughter is short-lived when she steals the church collection plate and he is blamed for the theft. Meryl Streep guest stars. [Aired November 6, 1994]

Lisa on Ice (2F05): Sibling rivalry breaks out on and off the ice when Lisa proves to be a better hockey player than Bart. [Aired November 13th, 1994]

Homer: Bad Man (2F06): Homer's life comes crashing down on him when a simple grab for a candy treat is misinterpreted is sexual harassment by the family's new baby-sitter. Dennis Franz guest stars.
[Aired November 27th, 1994]

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy (2F07): Grampa Simpson's love tonic saves Homer and Marge's sex life, but breaks the bond between Father and Son. Meanwhile, Bart thinks Springfield is invaded by UFOs.
[Aired December 4th, 1994]

Fear of Flying (2F08): Marge's fear of flying is revealed after the family earns a free trip to almost any state of their choice. To help overcome her fear, Marge visits a psychiatrist played by Anne Bancroft. Guest appearances by Ted Danson, Woody Harrelson, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger and George Wendt.
[Aired December 18th, 1994]

Homer the Great (2F09): Homer joins a secret sociality, where his greatness is revealed, but only after he destroys the secret parchment and stripped of his membership. Patrick Stewart guest stars. [Aired January 8th, 1995]

And Maggie Makes Three (2F10): When Lisa wonders what happen to Maggie's photos in the family album, prompts Homer to tell the story on how he had to give up his dream job when Maggie was born. [Aired January 22nd, 1995]

Bart's Comet (2F11): Springfield's days are numbered when Bart discovers a comet is heading straight for them. Now they must decide who will brave the comet's arrival and who can stay in the Flanders' bomb shelter. [Aired February 5th, 1995]

Homie the Clown (2F12): Homer's new job as a Krusty The Klown knock-off lands him in deep waters when mobsters want to give him a pair of cement clown shoes, thinking he's the real thing. Dick Cavett, Joe Mantegna and Jonny Unitas guest star. [Aired February 12th, 1995]

Bart vs. Australia (2F13): The government of Australia isn't impressed with Bart's prank phone call and demand that he apologies in person. [Aired February 19th, 1995]

Homer vs. Patty & Selma (2F14): Homer's latest money making scheme backfires and he goes to Patty and Selma as the last resort to borrow money. Meanwhile, Bart takes up ballet. Mel Brooks and Susan Sarandon guest star. [Aired February 26th, 1995]

A Star is Burns (2F31): In order to boost the towns' sagging popularly, the people of Springfield holds a Film Festival to attract more tourists. Marge invites Jay "The Critic" Sherman to guest judge. Jon Lovitz guest star. [Aired March 5th, 1995]

Lisa's Wedding (2F15): Lisa attends the Springfield Renaissance Faire, where a deck of fortune-teller cards spells out future wedding plans. Mandy Patinkin guest star. [Aired March 19th, 1995]

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (2F18): Santa's Little Helper's frisky nature nets the Simpsons a new dog and 25 spanking new puppies. When Burns steals the young greyhounds, Bart and Lisa set out to discover why he wants them. [Aired April 9th, 1995]

The PTA Disbands (2F19): A few weeks away from school is what Dr. Bart has ordered when he successfully schemes to have the teachers go on strike. But much to Bart's surprise the school reopens and Marge is his new teacher. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to cope with the situation. [Aired April 16th, 1995]

'Round Springfield (2F32): While visiting Bart in the hospital, Lisa learns a real-life lesson when a fellow patient is Bleeding Gums Murphy and he tells his life story for the last time. Guest stars Steve Allen, and Ron Taylor as BG Murphy. [Aired April 30th, 1995]

The Springfield Connection (2F21): There's a new cop in town and her name is Marge Simpson. Her job is to clean up the town of its criminals. Unfortunately, not all the criminals are on the street as Marge soon discovers. [Aired May 7th, 1995]

Lemon of Troy (2F22): Bart leads a group of boys in taking back the town's beloved Lemon tree when it is stolen by a group of kids from a rivaling town. [Aired May 14th, 1995]

Who Shot Mr. Burns? - Part One (2F16): It's bad enough that Mr. Burns steals the newly discovered oil under Springfield Elementary, but it's going too far when he steals the town's sunshine. He is shot and everyone wonders who did the dirty deed. Tito Puenta guest stars. [Aired May 21st, 1995]

Seventh Season
Who Shot Mr. Burns? - Part Two (2F20): With Burns shot, Chief Wiggum follows a trail of DNA that leads to the Simpsons front door step. Homer is changed for the shooting and before Homer can be jailed, he escapes. It's a race to see who reaches Burns' hospital room first. Tito Puenta guest stars. [Aired September 17th, 1995]

Radioactive Man (2F17): Friendships could be torn when Bart and Milhouse are both up for the role of `Fallout Boy' in the new `Radioactive Man' movie. Meanwhile, the town of Springfield sees $$$ and milk the `Radioactive Man' film crew for all their cash. Mickey Rooney guest stars. [Aired September 24th, 1995]

Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily (3F01): Bart, Lisa and Maggie are placed in the care of the Flanders family when Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents. Now, Homer and Marge must prove to the authorities that they are fit parents before the kids become too Flanders like. Joan Kenley guest stars. [Aired October 1st, 1995]

Bart Sells His Soul (3F02): Bart's faith is tested when he sells his soul for five dollars. Meanwhile, Moe turns the Tavern into Uncle Moe's Family
Feedbag. [Aired October 8th, 1995]

Lisa the Vegetarian (3F03): A trip to a local petting zoo leads to confrontations at the dinner table when Lisa decides to become a vegetarian. Paul and Linda McCartney guest stars. [Aired October 15th, 1995]

The Simpsons Halloween Special VI (3F04): This years Halloween Special features two science fiction stories and one horror:
* Attack of the 50ft Eyesores - Giant billboard characters come to life during a freakish weather storm. (Paul Anka guest stars.)
* Nightmare On Evergreen Terrace - After a freakish boiler room accident, Groundskeeper Willy's dying curse is to vow revenge through the dreams of Springfields' children.
* Homer3 - Homer discovers a 3D dimension in his attempt to hide from Patty and Selma's latest house visit.
[Aired October 29th, 1995]

King-Size Homer (3F05): A strong desire to work at home prompts Homer to gain a lot of weight so he can claim work disability. But at 315 pounds, Homer finds Marge doesn't love him, physically. Joan Kenley guest stars.
[Aired November 5th, 1995]

Mother Simpson (3F06): Through a misunderstanding, Homer discovers his mother is very much alive, but with a very shady past and the FBI are eager to find her. Glenn Close and Harry Morgan guest stars.
[Aired November 19th, 1995]

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (3F08): Sideshow Bob slips away from prison detail, steals an atomic bomb and threatens to detonate it unless the town of Springfield gives up television. R. Lee Ermey and Kelsey Grammer guest star. [Aired November 26th, 1995]

"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!" (3F31): Troy McClure hosts a half-hour show looking back at The Simpsons' eight year history. [Aired December 3rd, 1995]

Marge Be Not Proud (3F07): Bart manages to keep a failed "four-fingered discount" trip a secret from Homer and Marge. But unfortunately, Marge finds out when the family returns to the store to have the family Christmas photo taken. Lawrence Tierney guest star. [Aired December 17th, 1995]

Team Homer (3F10): Thanks to Burns' ether induced state, Homer gets the money he needs to start a bowling team. However, Burns' head clears and he wants in. Meanwhile, Bart's inflammatory T-shirt causes a riot at school, resulting in Principal Skinner issuing mandatory school uniforms. [Aired January 7th, 1996]

Two Bad Neighbors (3F09): Homer's jealousy at all the attention his new neighbors, George and Barbara Bush, receives, turns to rage when the former President gives Bart a spanking. [Aired January 14th, 1996]

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield (3F11): The Simpson family mingle with social highbrows when a chance encounter between Marge and an old classmate yields an invitation to the Springfield Country Club. Tom Kite guest stars. [Aired February 4th, 1996]

Bart the Fink (3F12): When Bart accidentally finks on him to the IRS, Krusty the Klown decides to go for that last plane ride. Bob Newhart guest stars. [Aired February 11th, 1996]

Lisa the Iconoclast (3F13): While digging into Jebediah Springfield's past, Lisa discovers that the town founder isn't the hero as everyone thinks he was. Donald Sutherland guest stars. [Aired February 18th, 1996]

Homer the Smithers (3F14): Smithers takes a much needed vacation and to insure his position at the nuclear plant, he hires Homer is his temporally replacement. [Aired February 25th, 1996]

The Day the Violence Died (3F16): With the help of Lionel Hutz, Bart unwittingly bankrupts the studio that produces Itchy & Scratchy when he and Hutz successfully prove the idea for Itchy was stolen some 70-80 years ago.
Guest stars Alex Rocco, Jack Sheldon, Suzanne Somers and Kirk Douglas as Chester J. Lampwick, the original Itchy creator. [Aired March 17th, 1996]

A Fish Called Selma (3F15): Troy McClure's sagging film career is given a boost when he is seen in public with a woman. And to stay in the public eye, Troy must do more than merely date this woman, who happens to be Selma. Jeff Goldblum guest stars. [Aired March 24th, 1996]

Bart on the Road (3F17): With fake drivers ID in hand, have Bart will travel. In this case, Nelson, Martin and Milhouse come along for the ride when Bart hits the wide open road. Meanwhile, Lisa spends some quality time with Homer at the power plant. [Aired March 31st, 1996]

22 Short Films About Springfield (3F18): A dull, lazy afternoon, prompts Bart and Milhouse to wonder if anything interest ever happens in Springfield - a cue for a series of clips about Springfield. [Aired April 14th, 1996]

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" (3F19): Buried World War II treasure is the prize in a tontine, in which Grampa and Mr. Burns are the last two surviving members. But Burns is determined that he'll be the one who collects the prize. [Aired April 28th, 1996]

Much Apu About Nothing (3F20): Anti-immigration fever hits Springfield and Homer catches the fever until he discovers Apu is an illegal immigrant. Joe Mantegna guest star. [Aired May 5th, 1996]

Homerpalooza (3F21): Homer earns himself a place in Lollapalooza, as part of the travelling freak show: catching cannon balls with his belly. Cypress Hill, Peter Frampton, The Smashing Pumpkins and Sonic Youth guest stars.
[Aired May 19th, 1996]

Summer of 4 Foot 2 (3F22): In the hopes of making friends on the latest family vacation trip, Lisa packs an empty suitcase, determined to leave her "nerdy" self behind. Christina Ricci guest star. [Aired May 19th, 1996]

Eighth Season
Treehouse of Horror VII (4F02):
* The Thing and I - Bart discovers the "evil twin" brother he never knew he had, locked away in the Simpsons' attic.
* The Genesis Tub - Lisa's tooth-dissolved-in-soda science experiment develops into a higher form of life, who eventually see Lisa as God and Bart as the Devil.
* Citizen Kang - as the election draws near, the aliens Kang and Kodos kidnap and assume the roles of Bob Dole and Bill Clinton. It's up to Homer to expose their evil plot for world domination.
[Aired October 27th, 1996]

You Only Move Twice (3F23): Homer gets a new job at a safer power plant with a better boss and moves the family to a better town, but things are much too nice.
[Aired November 3rd, 1996]

The Homer They Fall (4F03): When someone points out to Homer that he has the ability to withstand massive amounts of head trauma, thanks to his puny brain, it makes him the natural candidate for the ultimate boxer.
[Aired November 11th, 1996]

Burns, Baby Burns (4F05): Burns discovers his long lost 60-year-old illegitimate son, Larry, is insulting and lazy, and wants nothing to do with him. Homer thinks a good kidnapping is all that's needed to change Burns' mind. Rodney Dangerfield guest stars. [Aired November 17th, 1996]

Bart After Dark (4F06): As punishment for destroying private property, Bart is force to work for the homeowner, but unbeknown to everyone in the family, including Bart, the homeowner runs a shady business where people leave with
lighter wallets and smiles on their faces. [Aired November 24th, 1996]

A Milhouse Divided (4F04): Homer questions his own marriage bless when, at the latest Simpsons party, Kirk and Luann Van Houten (Milhouse's parents) announce their divorce.
[Aired December 1st, 1996]

Lisa's Date with Density (4F01): Lisa enters into a doomed romance when she attempts to change Nelson Muntz, the school bully she develops a crush on. Meanwhile, Homer discovers quick cash in telemarketing fraud.
[Aired December 15th, 1996]

Hurricane Neddy (4F07): Ned Flanders checks himself into a mental hospital after suffering a nerves breakdown when his house is destroyed in a hurricane.
[Aired December 29th, 1996]

El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer (3F24): The combination hot chili and no beer to wash it down causes Homer to become delirious and imagine he meets his soul mate.
[Aired January 5th, 1997]

The Springfield Files (3G01): When Homer has a close encounter with an alien, FBI agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, voiced by Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny, pay him a visit.
[Aired January 17th, 1997]

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (4F08)
[Aired January 1st, 1997]

Mountain of Madness (4F10): Employees of the nuclear power plant go on a mountain retreat to bond with each other and learn teamwork. Paired together, Homer and Mr. Burns easily chart the woodsy trails with the help of a snowmobile. But when multiple avalanches hit, they become cabin-bound and go stir crazy.
[Aired February 2nd, 1997]

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious (3G03): When Marge begins to lose her hair as a result of stress, the Simpsons hire a nanny in a song-filled spoof of "Mary Poppins" and other movie musicals.
[Aired February 7th, 1997] FRIDAY EPISODE

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (4F12): In the 167th episode, making THE SIMPSONS TV's longest running, animated prime-time series, the "Itchy & Scratchy" show faces cancellation. As a last ditch effort to save the show, "Itchy & Scratchy" creator Roger Myers adds a dog character named Poochie and Homer is cast as the new voice in "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show." When audiences react differently than expected, however, the future of Poochie is uncertain.
[Aired February 9th, 1997]

Homer's Phobia (4F11): John Waters provides the voice of John, an antiques dealer who is drawn to the Simpsons' campy decor and befriends the family. When Homer discovers John is gay, he fears Bart may be exhibiting some stereotypical behavior and tries to set his son "straight."
[Aired February 16th, 1997]

The Brother from Another Series (4F14): When model prisoner Sideshow Bob is released from jail and reunited with his estranged brother Cecil, Bart keeps a watchful eye on the dubious pair. As the siblings resume their childhood feuding, Bart uncovers a deadly scheme that threatens his life, as well as the town of Springfield.
[Aired February 23rd, 1997]

My Sister, My Sitter (4F13): After earning a sterling reputation as Springfield's finest baby-sitter, Lisa Simpson must withstand the true test of child care: survive a night with her brother Bart. He is very unhappy that Lisa is in charge and does everything he can to ruin her image as a mature and dependable baby-sitter.
[Aired March 3rd, 1997]

Upcoming episodes:
Lisa's Sax (3G02): Flashback to when Lisa first got her saxophone
Simpson Tide (3G04): Takeoff of Crimson Tide
Grade School Confidential (4F09)
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment (4F15)
The Canine Mutiny (4F16)
The Old Man and the Lisa (4F17)
In Marge We Trust (4F18)
Homer's Enemy (4F19)
Three Phony Spin-offs (4F20)
"Chief Wiggum, P.I.,"
"The Love-Matic Grampa,"
"The Simpson Family Goodtime Variety Hour"
Military Marge (4F21)

And the following episodes are being worked on for the ninth season (1997-98):
4F22 - [New York City]
4F23 - [The Real Seymour Skinner]
4F24 - [Lisa's Genes]

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King of the Hill

Pilot (KH-101)
Hank Hill's aggressive attitude toward his son, Bobby, is misinterpreted by everyone in town. A social worker arrives to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, cousin Luanne ends up staying with the Hills longer than expected when her mother is incarcerated.
[Aired January 12th 1997]
[Rebroadcast February 7th 1997]

Square Peg (KH-102)
Bobby's principal wants his class to be educated in human sexuality. Everyone in the community takes a moral stance, including the teachers. When no one is available to teach the class, Peggy gets recruited and has to overcome her own uneasiness about discussing sex. Meanwhile, Hank has been studying sex ed on the side to brush up on his skills.
[Aired January 19th 1997]

The Order of the Straight Arrow (KH-103)
Hank takes Bobby and his friends on a boy scout retreat. Abiding by strict rules is a mandatory requirement which proves to be very difficult for the scouts. Bobby accidentally hunts down an endangered bird and encurs the wrath of environmentalists.
[Aired February 2nd 1997]

Pilot (KH-101)
Hank Hill's aggressive attitude toward his son, Bobby, is misinterpreted by everyone in town. A social worker arrives to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, cousin Luanne ends up staying with the Hills longer than expected when her mother is incarcerated.
[Rebroadcast February 7th 1997]

Hank's Got the Willies (KH-105)
When Bobby gets in everyone's way and breaks Hank's precious guitar, "Betsy," Hank insists Bobby find a hero to emulate. Bobby decides to follow in his dad's footsteps and worship Willie Nelson. But when Hank takes Bobby golfing, Bobby accidentally hits his hero in the head with a golf club. The Hill family ends up at a barbecue at Willie's house, schmoozing with the likes of Dennis Hopper.
[Aired February 9th 1997]

Luanne's Saga (KH-104)
When Luanne breaks up with her boyfriend Buckley, Hank intervenes by playing Cupid. But his plans backfire, and Hank is infuriated when Luanne moves in with Boomhauer.
[Aired February 16th 1997]

Hank's Unmentionable Problem (KH-07)
When Peggy notices that Hank has not successfully used the...well, the "john," in days, she becomes very worried about his health. Hank must endure the embarrassment of the doctor's visit, the ensuing questions of his friends and neighbors, and the stigma of a vegetarian diet.
[Aired February 23rd 1997]

Westie Side Story (KH-106)
When the Hills meet their new Laotian neighbors, the Souphanousinphones, there is an immediate culture and communication clash. A feud soon breaks out when the two families' dogs start mating. To keep the peace, each family agrees to tie up its dogs. But when the kids release them and they're believed to be missing, Hank is convinced his new neighbors served him dog meat at their barbecue.
[Aired March 2nd, 1997]

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