Is mr. burns gay?
mckinnon
Mr. Burns said hommer had a cute butt!
Andrew Scheer
mckinnon (ceda...@bmts.com) writes:
> Mr. Burns said hommer had a cute butt!
I don't recall when he said that, but if you watched the newest episode,
with Burns long lost son, you can see that he knocked up some girl back in
1939. Not the action of a gay man.
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Gordon & Franca
mckinnon wrote:
>
> Mr. Burns said hommer had a cute butt!
I think that the recent references to burns sexual adventures resulting
in a son, his attraction to Marge, and stealing grandma Bouvier would
indicate that he is not gay.
am...@substat-1.prestel.co.uk
In one episode I remember Mr Burns made a pun on the word Seaman as in
sailor. The line went something like "Women and Seamen Don't Mix"
I know his preferences tend to be towards women i.e Marge in
particular but there are quite a few gay innuendos in other episodes
The Infamous Mr Blue
On Sat, 23 Nov 1996 22:28:32 GMT, in alt.tv.simpsons you wrote:
>In one episode I remember Mr Burns made a pun on the word Seaman as in
>sailor. The line went something like "Women and Seamen Don't Mix"
Smithers said this
don...@imagixx.net
with hindsight I was more than blind, lost without a
clue, thought I was getting karat gold and what I got
was YOU- 36 Degree (by Placebo)
Joseph Speyer
This was a Halloween episode. It was a clip called "King Homer" and it
was in Treehouse of Horror III, but it was Smithers, not Burns, that
said "I think women and seamen don't mix," in reference to a question by
Burns about what he thinks (I guess about Marge coming with them to Ape
Island).
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Brendan Putnam
> In one episode I remember Mr Burns made a pun on the word Seaman as in
> sailor. The line went something like "Women and Seamen Don't Mix"
>
> particular but there are quite a few gay innuendos in other episodes
It was smithers who said "I think women and seamen don't mix" when Burns
asked him "What do you think?" about Marge joining them. Although
Smithers wasn't Smithers, Burns wasn't Burns, & Marge wasn't marge: It
was Treehouse of Horror III (The Simpsons Halloween Special III). I
think Smithers tends to have the innuendos. Burns seems to have proved
himself as a stark hetero. Cheers, -Brendan
DEGROOT DANIEL VINCENT
> In one episode I remember Mr Burns made a pun on the word Seaman as in
> sailor. The line went something like "Women and Seamen Don't Mix"
>
> I know his preferences tend to be towards women i.e Marge in
> particular but there are quite a few gay innuendos in other episodes
There's one episode where (don't remember the context) but Smithers admits
his love of Mr. Burns and burns tells him to shut up rather harshly. This
indicates to me, (much as Burns having a kid and chasing Marge among
others) that Burns is not gay.
Favorite Burns/Smithers scene:
(when he's choosing an heir)
Burns: Oh don't worry Smithers, i have something better planned for you.
When I die, you'll be buried alive along with me. [shows model
scene with smithers cringing in horror at being buried alive]
Smithers: Oh....goody...
Dan
U of T
Mississauga Ontario Canada
Joshua Fruhlinger
> Favorite Burns/Smithers scene:
>
> (when he's choosing an heir)
>
> Burns: Oh don't worry Smithers, i have something better planned for you.
> When I die, you'll be buried alive along with me. [shows model
> scene with smithers cringing in horror at being buried alive]
>
> Smithers: Oh....goody...
I like this one because it shows that even Smither's devotion to Burns has
limits.
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Smithers said that!
Mr Ka Kwok
krust...@aol.com writes:
<snip! - sorry!>
I don't think so, didn't he once fought Granpa Simpson once for the hand
of Marge's mum?
Secondly didn't he also turned up at some strip joint in the episode
where Homer was caught with a stripper?
Jennifer Sanchez
The Infamous Mr Blue (don...@imagixx.net) wrote:
: On Sat, 23 Nov 1996 22:28:32 GMT, in alt.tv.simpsons you wrote:
: >In one episode I remember Mr Burns made a pun on the word Seaman as in
: >sailor. The line went something like "Women and Seamen Don't Mix"
: Smithers said this
: don...@imagixx.net
: with hindsight I was more than blind, lost without a
: clue, thought I was getting karat gold and what I got
: was YOU- 36 Degree (by Placebo)
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I dont know about Mr burns but smithers sure as hell is just pay
attention to all the little comments he says to Burns. and you too will
agree,grasshopper!!!!
Jennifer Sanchez
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ja...@curie.dialix.com.au
At whatever age Mr Burns is supposed to be (I don't want to start *that*
thread again), I think he's pretty much past being one or the other.
As for Smithers (and Principal Skinner), I think it's pretty much set in
stone that they are men's men.
Why?
Smithers: his screen saver
his comments re Sideshow Bob's election platform
Skinner: when he asks Bart how he can get out of the Army, Bart replies
that Skinner should make a pass at his C.O. Skinner replies "Done.....
and done!"
Feel free to add to these.
Mark Aaron Richey
> At whatever age Mr Burns is supposed to be (I don't want to start *that*
> thread again), I think he's pretty much past being one or the other.
Actually, Mr. Burns still appears to have a sex drive, and it seems to
be centered on the Bouvier family, since he's fallen in love with both
Marge and her mother (much to the chagrin of her husband and his
father). I wonder how long it's going to take him to discover Patty
and/or Selma.
> As for Smithers (and Principal Skinner), I think it's pretty much set in
> stone that they are men's men.
Smithers, for sure, but Skinner?
> Skinner: when he asks Bart how he can get out of the Army, Bart replies
> that Skinner should make a pass at his C.O. Skinner replies "Done.....
> and done!"
That was simply a ploy to get out of the army. In [7F15] "Principal
Charming", Skinner not only said he wasn't a "homersexual", but fell
madly in love with Patty.
Mark Richey
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> We know Burns has a thing for vultures...
and that Smithers has a thing for Mr. Burns...
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