New wavs here!!
Wav King
in ATS.
Jan 16th requests
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Rebigulator 170kb Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a
re-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out
loud and chortle, and... [Lisa looks at him] uh... but not at you, O holiest
of gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and
thehey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me
MrSparkle 263k Yes, this is Homer Simpsons from america. Who may I say is
speaking to me? [speaking Japanese] Hello Chief, let's talk why not? Uh,
hello? Why amI Mr. Sparkle? You like Mr Sparkle. I am Mr Sparkle. You have
many questions Mr Sparkle. I send you premium. Answer questons hundred
percent.
Noozle 136k Now you take the Hoose. The Moose? The hoose! The hoose! Is this
right? Ahk! Turn off the noozle. The noodles? What noodles? The noozle at
the end of the hoose!!
Pythag 76 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isocloese
triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. That's a RIGHT
triangle you idiot. D'OH!
Twirling 225k My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a
baseball, but
tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and
always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
Law_Own_Hands 49 Ugh. Can't anybody in this town take the law into their own
hands?
Snowmen 216k Burns: "Look at them. Smug and secure in their finery. Mocking
us."
Homer: "Uh, they're just snowmen, Mr. Burns." Burns: "Ah, snowmen have
peepers. Peepers to watch. To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF
comes the knock in the head and we're down!" Homer: [worriedly] "What do we
do?" Burns: "Oh... wouldn't you like to know
HowItFeels 166k "Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I
would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange
your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary
manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!" [runs off] Homer: "Thank you. Come
again."
My_Brains 36k Oh No….My Brains [Hans Moleman]
FigNeuton 156k Ooey Gooey rich and chewy inside. Golden flakey tender cakey
outside. Wrap the inside in the outside, is it good? Darn tootin. Doin the
big, fig, neuton. Here's the tricky part--[snoring]
Mom_Operation 52k [homer as a kid yelling for mom while getting shocked by
the game 'operation']
HotDog 156k And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog. Homer this is a
cemetary. Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here. Woo Hoo! What do you do, follow
my husband around? Lady he's putting my kids through college.
McBain_comedy 264k McBain: "Did you ever notice how men always leave the
toilet seat up?" [pause] "That's the joke." Man: "You suck, McBain!" [McBain
pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience] McBain: "Now, my Woody
Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."
Man: "Hey, that really sucked!" [McBain pulls the pin on a grenade and
tosses it at him]
MovedMe 92k Let's just say it moved me - to a bigger house! Uh oh, I said
the quiet
part loud and the loud part quiet, oh dear
TakeThat 76k Take that, Bowlarama! Take that, conveinence mart! Take that,
Nuclear Power
Pl... Oh fiddlesticks
Judge 229k Judge: "I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you
have a lot
to learn about being parents. Before I can return your children, you'll have
to complete a course called "Family Skills". It teaches parents to listen to
their --" Homer: "Communication, gotcha." Judge: "But it's important to --"
Homer: "Listen, yes, I know." Judge: "But there's more to it than --" Homer:
"I have listening skills!" Judge: "Mr. Simpson, would you please --" Homer:
"Shut up, Judge!"
Baptismal 179k Bart: "Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you
feel?" Homer: [reverently] "Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of
Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan." Ned: [gasps] "Wait! Homer,
what did you just say?" Homer: "I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!" Ned:
"Oh, fair enough."
Stacy_Drunk 156k Lisa: "I'm sure we can think of something together. Come
on!"
Stacy: "Not now, I'm - too drunk." Lisa: "No you're not." Stacy: [sips] Lisa
"Uh, I'll come back tomorrow."
Xylophone 367k Ah yes, In Itchy and Scratchy Episode number
(Whatever), Itchy is show striking two keys in sucession when two different
notes are clearly produced. <snort> Are we suposed to believe this is some
MAGIC Keyboard? <laughing>, then homers answer, then "I withdraw my
question."
DuffTour 302k Homer: "Well, time to go to work." Homer's brain: "Little do
they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour." Homer: "Roll
in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan." Homer's brain: "Heh, heh,
heh. They don't suspect a thing." [camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he
doesn't say anything] "Well, off to the plant." Homer: "Then to the Duff
Brewery." Homer's brain: "Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?" Homer:
[panicky] "I've got to think of a lie fast!" Marge: "Homer, are you going to
the Duff Brewery?" Homer: "Aah!" [Runs off]
WaitingGame 128k Now we play the waiting game…….Aw the wating game sucks.
Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippoes
10000DollarBill 133k There's a $10,000 bill in it gor you. Oh yeah, which
president's on it? Uh…all of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's
passed out on the couch. Wow!
Compliments 293k Is that Lisa? Uh oh, better call heaven, there's an angel
missing. And who's your little schol friend. Wait a minute, that's mom. I
know two fellas who are gonna get a special dinner tonight. Dad you now
anything else about women? No that's it.
Bypass 165k Hibbert: "Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary
bypass
operation." Homer: "Say it in English, Doc." Hibbert: "You're going to need
open heart surgery." Homer: "Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo." Hibbert:
"We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker." Homer: "Could you
dumb it down a shade?"
Otto_Pablo 56k My name is Otto, I'm playing Pablo
Spoon 152k Homer: "Marge, where's that metal... dealie... you use to...
dig... food?"
Marge: "You mean a spoon?" Homer: "Yah, yah!" [Subsequesent eating noises]
WordWithYou 189k Horst: "Homer, could ve have a word with you?" Homer: "No."
Horst: "I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say,
inelegant. I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat." Homer: "No!"
Horst: "Once again, I have failed." [consults phrasebook] "We request the
pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas." Homer: "Nooo!" [runs
away in panic]
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