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DR. NICK RIVIERA

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Aug 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/30/96
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>>POST some decent Dr Nick quotes please!!!

>>I'll start..


...To SMithers(lying half-dead on floor after being stung in the eye by a bee)
"Holy Smokes! You Need Booze!"

jrm...@psu.edu

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Aug 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/30/96
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In article <1996Aug30....@river.tay.ac.uk>

insc...@river.tay.ac.uk (DR. NICK RIVIERA) writes:

> >>POST some decent Dr Nick quotes please!!!

(singing) "The knee bone's connected to the .. something.
The something's connected to the .. red thing.
The red thing's connected to my .. wristwatch.
Uh-oh."

Joe Maywalt
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy
simply dosen't work." - Kent Brockman :-)

gr.w...@student.canterbury.ac.nz

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Sep 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/1/96
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"The coroner? Ah, I'm so sick of that guy!"
"Seriously, Baby, I can prescribe anything."


Jeffrey Williams

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Sep 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/6/96
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22 Short Films About Springfield...

Smithers collapsed in pain, crying out for help.

Dr. Nick: 'Holy Smoke! You need booze!'

'You are suffering from bonus eruptus, a terrible condition where the
skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body.'

'Free nose jobs for everybody!'

among others...

bria...@cybernex.net

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Sep 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/7/96
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jeff...@panix.com (Jeffrey Williams) wrote:

'If it isn't my friend Mr McGregg,
With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!'

>among others...

Arioch

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Sep 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/8/96
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bria...@cybernex.net wrote:
: jeff...@panix.com (Jeffrey Williams) wrote:

: >among others...


...(during surergy on Homer) "...the red thing's connected to my wrist
watch - Uh, Oh!"


Psyko

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Sep 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/8/96
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I like when he was about to operate on some one (I forget who)
As patients eyes were shutting you saw Dr. Nick pointing to something
and say "What the hell is that?"

Chris 'Coz' Costello

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Sep 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/9/96
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...and if it becomes clear, then that's your window to weight gain!

Later,
COZ

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Zachary MacNeil

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Sep 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/9/96
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yeah, dr. nick's one of the classic minor characters that allow the
show to rise from the hilarious to the sublime..
i really love when he's checking out mr. burns in the conclusion to Who
Shot Mr. Burns when he says..

Nick "when you were in a coma did you feel your brain getting damaged?"

it speaks volumes on the good doctor's character...

zach macneil

Rwf

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Sep 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/12/96
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Zachary MacNeil <zdma...@hypatia.math.uwaterloo.ca> wrote:

>zach macneil

my favorite Dr. Nick line is when Homer needs heart surgery and Nick
visits him in the hospital room:

Nick: "Hi Everybody! Now, what do we have here.."
Intercom: "Dr. Nick Riviera. Dr. Nick Riviera.. Please report to the
coroner's office IMMEDIATELY."
Nick: "The Coroner! AAH! I'm so sick of dat guy!"

Then, the room doors burst open with a dozen reporters in the hall...

Reporters: "Dr. Nick! Dr. Nick! blahblahblah..."
Nick: "Ahh. It's such a nice day. I think I'll go out the window!"

Then he jumps... I started laughing like mad..


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P. McCullough

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Sep 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/13/96
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now i need someone from the audience. someone with crooked YELLOW
teeth!!


cnewson

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Sep 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/16/96
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In article <51as9u$i...@sjx-ixn3.ix.netcom.com> pat...@ix.netcom.com(P. McCullough) writes:
>From: pat...@ix.netcom.com(P. McCullough)
>Subject: Re: Dr Nick Quotes
>Date: 13 Sep 1996 05:43:26 GMT


>now i need someone from the audience. someone with crooked YELLOW
>teeth!!

(While operating on Homer he sings . . .)

Oh the toe bone's connected to the . . . something
The something's connected to the . . . other thing
The other thing's connected to my . . . wrist watch . . .


Rafa

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Sep 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/19/96
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P. McCullough <pat...@ix.netcom.com> wrote

>
> now i need someone from the audience. someone with crooked YELLOW
> teeth!!
>

My favorite Dr. Nick quote was in 9F09: "Homer's Triple Bypass"


** Dr. Nick watches a video about how to do a coronary bypass.

Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone
[splurt]
Dr.Nick: Oh, no. Blood!

Tamara Cech

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Oct 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/26/96
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Jeffrey Williams (jeff...@panix.com) wrote:

> 22 Short Films About Springfield...

> Smithers collapsed in pain, crying out for help.

> Dr. Nick: 'Holy Smoke! You need booze!'

> 'You are suffering from bonus eruptus, a terrible condition where the
> skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body.'

> 'Free nose jobs for everybody!'

> among others...


This one was just on today (where I live anyway). When Homer needs
by-pass surgery and Dr. Nick doesn't know where to cut.

Lisa: The incision is made below...below!
Dr. Nick: Thanks little girl. The ____ is connected to the something, the
something's connected to the red thing the red thing's connected to
my wrist watch. Oh no.

Homer is falling asleep because of the anestesia (?). The last thing you
hear is:

Dr. Nick: What the hell is that?

Or the classic

Dr. Nick: Don't worry Nick. Just think back to med school.
(He thinks back) "Seriously baby, I can perscribe anything I want."

There are more but that's all I can think of right now.

-Tami

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