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Duff Man

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Jul 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/22/00
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Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!


Tim <green...@aol.comminazis> wrote in message
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> ...on famous brand-name electronics!

Steve

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Jul 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/22/00
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Insane like a fox!
--
Steve Alpert
diehard Yankees fan
zoning...@yahoo.com

Tim

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Jul 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/23/00
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...on famous brand-name electronics!

Bill McNeal

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Jul 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/23/00
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>Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!

I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.

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Lord Thistlewick

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Jul 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/23/00
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"Bill McNeal" <xpe...@aol.compunction> wrote in message
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> >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
>
> I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. McNeal?

Shane Charleson

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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There's Sorny, and Panfonics.

Shane

Internet King

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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Bill McNeal wrote:

> >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
>
> I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.

Why do you talk like that?
I had a stroooooke.
Sincerely,
Little Girl

Steve

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...

Lord Thistlewick

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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"Steve" <zoning...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Internet King wrote:
> >
> > Bill McNeal wrote:
> >
> > > >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
> > >
> > > I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
> >
> > Why do you talk like that?
> > I had a stroooooke.
> > Sincerely,
> > Little Girl
>
> Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...
We'll have to work out a system of blinks.

Jason Saslow

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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Lord Thistlewick wrote:

Not you, you idiot!!!


Internet King

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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Jason Saslow wrote:

P-R-A-Y F-O-R M-O-J-O
Sincerely,
Little Girl


Steve

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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>
> P-R-A-Y F-O-R M-O-J-O
> Sincerely,
> Little Girl

You can call me Mo, and you can call me Jo...

Bill McNeal

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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>> >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
>>
>> I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
>You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. McNeal?

(grinding teeth) Quiet, boy!

Metlhd3138

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Jul 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/24/00
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>>> >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
>>>
>>> I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
>>You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. McNeal?

We want McNeal!

Kieran Murphy

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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Lord Thistlewick <hon...@spampot.infi.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Steve" <zoning...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:397C5D0E...@yahoo.com...
> > Internet King wrote:
> > >
> > > Bill McNeal wrote:
> > >
> > > > >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
> > > >
> > > > I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
> > >
> > > Why do you talk like that?
> > > I had a stroooooke.
> > > Sincerely,
> > > Little Girl
> >
> > Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...
> We'll have to work out a system of blinks.
>
>

Blink 64 times for no, and 65 times for yes.


Kieran Murphy


Bill McNeal

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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>>>> >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
>>>>
>>>> I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
>>>You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. McNeal?
>
>We want McNeal!

I'm so in demand here.

Chris Palm

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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Internet King wrote:

>Bill McNeal wrote:
>
>> >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
>>
>> I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
>

>Why do you talk like that?
>I had a stroooooke.

Ooh, I feel all funny. I'm in love!

No, wait. It's a stroke.

-=Krispy

For chanciest washing use Mr. Sparkle!

-- The Almighty Babelfish

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Bill McNeal

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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>> > >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
>> >
>> > I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
>>
>> Why do you talk like that?
>> I had a stroooooke.
>> Sincerely,
>> Little Girl
>
>Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Steve

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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Bill McNeal wrote:
>
> >> > >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
> >> >
> >> > I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
> >>
> >> Why do you talk like that?
> >> I had a stroooooke.
> >> Sincerely,
> >> Little Girl
> >
> >Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...
>
> Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
>
You're only a robot.
*sniff* *short-circuit*

Jason Saslow

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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Chris Palm wrote:

> Internet King wrote:
>
> >Bill McNeal wrote:
> >
> >> >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
> >>
> >> I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
> >
> >Why do you talk like that?
> >I had a stroooooke.
>

> Ooh, I feel all funny. I'm in love!
>
> No, wait. It's a stroke.

Wait, it's not a stroke! I am in love!!


Dove

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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In article <397C5D0E...@yahoo.com>,

Steve <zoning...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Internet King wrote:
> >
> > Bill McNeal wrote:
> >
> > > >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
> > >
> > > I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
> >
> > Why do you talk like that?
> > I had a stroooooke.
> > Sincerely,
> > Little Girl
>
> Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...

Finish your own...darn...sentence...

***
Dove


Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

Internet King

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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Steve wrote:

> Bill McNeal wrote:
> >
> > >> > >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
> > >> >
> > >> > I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
> > >>
> > >> Why do you talk like that?
> > >> I had a stroooooke.
> > >> Sincerely,
> > >> Little Girl
> > >
> > >Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...
> >

> > Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
> >
> You're only a robot.
> *sniff* *short-circuit*

Danger! Danger Bart Simpson!
Sincerely,
Little Girl


Psdr2jcc

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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If you like to watch TV. And I mean really watch your TV. You'll want the
Carnivale.

Steve

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Jul 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/25/00
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Tim wrote:
>
> <If you like to watch TV. And I mean really watch your TV. You'll want the
> Carnivale.
>
> It features, two pronged wall plug...premolded hand grip...durable outer-casing
> to prevent fall-apart.
>
> Tim
>
> "Mmm...waffle runoff"

The red thing's connected to the... wristwatch...

Tim

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Jul 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/26/00
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Tim

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Jul 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/26/00
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<You can call me Mo, and you can call me Jo...

The kids can call you HoJu!

Tim Mina
Green...@aol.com

"Clown college?? You can't eat that!" - Homer Simpson

Bill McNeal

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>> > >> > >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
>> > >> >
>> > >> > I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
>> > >>
>> > >> Why do you talk like that?
>> > >> I had a stroooooke.
>> > >> Sincerely,
>> > >> Little Girl
>> > >
>> > >Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...
>> >
>> > Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
>> >
>> You're only a robot.
>> *sniff* *short-circuit*
>
>Danger! Danger Bart Simpson!

Must've been hell for the midget inside.

Oh, boo hoo! _That_'s what they get paid for!

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Dr Music

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Metlhd3138 <metlh...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >>> >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
> >>>
> >>> I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
> >>You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. McNeal?
>
> We want McNeal!

Aw, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!


Dr Music

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Oct 29, 2000, 2:49:52 AM10/29/00
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Bill McNeal <xpe...@aol.compunction> wrote in message
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> >> > >> > >Why, you must be insane to offer such low prices!
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > I offer prices so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Why do you talk like that?
> >> > >> I had a stroooooke.
> >> > >> Sincerely,
> >> > >> Little Girl
> >> > >
> >> > >Can... only... say... one... word... at... a... time...
> >> >
> >> > Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
> >> >
> >> You're only a robot.
> >> *sniff* *short-circuit*
> >
> >Danger! Danger Bart Simpson!
>
> Must've been hell for the midget inside.
>
> Oh, boo hoo! _That_'s what they get paid for!
>

N'hey! Nice try, Floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrub you
will!


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