Congratulations

[Larry_Brown]

Congratlations are in order for Marylou Karkow who
has completed the longest verified stalking of one
individual in all of recorded history. Marylou
began in the fourth quarter of 1958 and has been
fairly regular in harassing and stalking her victim
for 50 years. Such dedication and perseverence deserves
recognition. Put your hands together and applaud her
for the only thing she's done well in her entire life.

The funniest part, however, is that it wasn't even her
invention to do this. Her grandmother had a dispute
with the victim's mother a decade or more before
the introduction of Marylou to her victim. So this
is a variation on the Hatfield-McCoy hatred. Marylou's
grandmother was so filled with venom that she
sacrificed and victimized her own grandchild to carry
on long after the old lady died, and Marylou never
even had a clue about any of it. She just blindly
carried out her grandmother's will. Good going there
Virginia Beymer Winslow!