Laurie
Maybe he's trying to get the sperm count up. God knows theirs enough
things trying to keep it down.
>Subject: Kramer doesn't wear boxers!
>From: indi
>Date: 23 Feb 1996 23:43:16 GMT
>In article <4gljek$e...@agate.berkeley.edu> , in...@ucsee.eecs.berkeley.edu
>writes:
>>On last night's (2/22/96) episode, Kramer was shown wearing boxers while
>>his pants were hanging (so they wouldn't be wrinkled while he played
>pool)....
>>But wasn't there an episode where it was made quite clear that he wore
>briefs
>>(and thus had a low sperm count)? He tried boxers on that episode but
>couldn't
>>deal with not having the support of briefs. Hmmm....seems the writers
>may have
>>forgotten about that...
>I thought he had to change to briefs after he learned of his low sperm
>count and then went to wearing no underwear. I don't think they said if
>he went back to briefs or boxers.
i thought he was "livin' free" . . .
>On last night's (2/22/96) episode, Kramer was shown wearing boxers while
>his pants were hanging (so they wouldn't be wrinkled while he played pool)....
>But wasn't there an episode where it was made quite clear that he wore briefs
>(and thus had a low sperm count)? He tried boxers on that episode but couldn't
>deal with not having the support of briefs. Hmmm....seems the writers may have
>forgotten about that...
But then Kramer went to NO underwear at all. He was swinging free.
Now, continuity is a wonderful thing, but can you imagine the scene if
he hadn't worn ANYTHING down there.
Scary . . .
~~~Shimbo~~~
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is a two headed beast. One head is nice, it gives
us good things like aspirin, and other modern
conveniences...
but the other head of science is bad! Oh! beware
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Barry Moss
Kramer went from briefs (we all saw them when he modeled for the
Calvin Klein execs). Then he tried boxers because of low sperm
count and hated them. So he went "al fresco"!!
Come on, this isn't HBO. Of course we're going to see Kramer in
boxers. Wouldn't Estelle really have been upset if a
"bottomless" Kramer was leaning over Frank C. helping him with
his pool shot!!!;-)
MEM
>On 24 Feb 1996 14:03:47 GMT, Charles B. Fishman <cfi...@cello.gina.calstate.edu>
>found it necessary to share:
>>Subject: Kramer doesn't wear boxers!
"my boys need a house!!!"
Chris Roberts
chr...@worldramp.net
http://www.worldramp.net/~chrisr/chrisr.html
Nothin' but a thin layer of gaberdeen between us and his boys.
I agree. And some support. The concept of wearing boxers is to have a bit
of "freedom", but if you're endowed sufficiently, it's a bit uncomfortable
shifting around like that. So, you have to get a jockstrap. But then
you're back to chafing square one.
The solution? Boxer briefs! I just tried 'em and they're not bad. You
get just enough support without having an abrasive strip of ribbed cotton
chafing you on the sides.
-Gary K.
Great Episode! Except he said "My boys need support!!!"
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>> My boys need protection!!!!!
>Great Episode! Except he said "My boys need support!!!"
No, no. He said, "My boys need a house!"
No... he said, "My boys need a home!!"
>>>
>HE said..."My boys need room to move around"
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>No... he said, "My boys need a home!!"
I thought he said, "My boys need support!"
HE said "My boys need a home!"
As Jerry would say: *Idiots!*
Kramer actually says: "I need the secure packaging of Jockeys.
My boys need a HOUSE!"
(from "The Chinese Woman")
JW
You are absolutely correct. In that episode he emphatically
declared his love for Jockeys. HOWEVER, I just saw the episode
where Crazy Joe Davola kicked Kramer in the head, and when Kramer
comes into Jerry's apartment with his pants half off.....he's
wearing boxers!
I'm pretty sure the line is, "My boys need a house!"
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