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Noone

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Oct 16, 2002, 2:44:24 AM10/16/02
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In article <ovtpqu8ga0k2t9qk1...@4ax.com>,
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> "Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 9th again."
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"He went at the Beackman, he tried to land, but they cheesed him."

Erwin Gerrits

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Oct 16, 2002, 9:59:54 AM10/16/02
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"What do you mean, 'in the patient'?"

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Paul

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Oct 16, 2002, 11:55:02 AM10/16/02
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On Wed, 16 Oct 2002, Noone wrote:

> >
> "He went at the Beackman, he tried to land, but they cheesed him."


That should be: "he tried to lamb". As in, to be on the lamb from the
law. In fact, I disagree with the transcription of this entire sentence.
"He went at the Beackman" doesn't make sense... I thought it was something
like "It went down at the Beackman" -- and I thought there was something
about the fuzz being the ones to cheese him. I would have to watch the
episode again, as this is from memory. I'm positive about the lamb part
though. :) Its incorrect on Mike's script page too...


HTH,

Paul.

kc

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Oct 16, 2002, 12:48:13 PM10/16/02
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Kramer says: Jerry...George got arrested.

Jerry : WHAT ?!!??

Kramer: "Yeah...he went down at the Beekman, he tried to lam (or lamm)
and they cheezed him."

Jerry: "Oh, now I understand"

Transcribed from listening from a WAV file I have of said scene.

Wasn't the Beekman or Beakman, that theatre (Kramer and Jerry) and
Broody were making bootlegs at ?

George was 'the bad seed' and tried to prove it to his girlfriend by
doing a bootleg by himself ?

kc

Noone

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Oct 17, 2002, 2:33:14 AM10/17/02
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In article <Pine.LNX.4.44.02101...@pez.droflet.net>,
pa...@droflet.net says...

> On Wed, 16 Oct 2002, Noone wrote:
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> > >
> > "He went at the Beackman, he tried to land, but they cheesed him."
>
> though. :) Its incorrect on Mike's script page too...
>
>
No wonder, since I got it straight from Mike's page.

TheNewsGuy(Mike)

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Oct 17, 2002, 7:13:16 AM10/17/02
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On Thu, 17 Oct 2002 09:33:14 +0300, Noone <no...@suomi24.spam.fi>
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>> > "He went at the Beackman, he tried to land, but they cheesed him."
>>
>> though. :) Its incorrect on Mike's script page too...
>>
>>
>No wonder, since I got it straight from Mike's page.

Okay, I missed the beginning of this thread -

What is "The correct quote" and what episode. I will correct it.

Mike


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Paul

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Oct 17, 2002, 6:13:59 PM10/17/02
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On Thu, 17 Oct 2002, TheNewsGuy(Mike) wrote:

> Okay, I missed the beginning of this thread -
>
> What is "The correct quote" and what episode. I will correct it.

In "The Little Kicks", Kramer is describing George getting busted at the
theater --

Kramer: Yeah. He went down at the Beackman, he tried to lamb, but they
cheesed him.


HTH

Paul.


John Twernbold

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Oct 17, 2002, 6:25:28 PM10/17/02
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Paul wrote:
> Kramer: Yeah. He went down at the Beackman, he tried to lamb, but they
> cheesed him.

Should be "lam", not "lamb".

lam: to escape, as from prison
lamb: wooly animal which says "baaaah", tasty in a gyros


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John Twernbold
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Kubotaeats

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Oct 17, 2002, 9:56:34 PM10/17/02
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"Guy I. Incognito" <g...@incognito.com> wrote in message
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> "Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 9th again."
>

George: "...and I'm in upto my wrist" George describing how how he tried
to get out of a relationship. I forget the episode, but the act was called
"the pic"......a masterpiece.


Art Vandelay

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Oct 17, 2002, 10:10:24 PM10/17/02
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"There're nuts in this bread!"


^^^^^^
"Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know
now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a
man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

Telsa

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Oct 18, 2002, 4:29:41 AM10/18/02
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> "There're nuts in this bread!"

Don't you mean "This bread has nuts in it!" ?

Sorry.... :)

Cheers,
Telsa


Art Vandelay

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Oct 18, 2002, 7:50:54 AM10/18/02
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No need to be sorry....you're probably right.
Strange line, nonetheless.

Movers

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Oct 19, 2002, 3:16:59 PM10/19/02
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"This dry air is curing me like a black forest ham"
(J. Peterman)

That beats all. As simple as that.

:-)


Brian

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Oct 20, 2002, 12:18:16 AM10/20/02
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"Movers" <nonew...@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
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> "This dry air is curing me like a black forest ham"
> (J. Peterman)
>
> That beats all. As simple as that.

"My neck is one gargantuan monkey-fist."

-B.


The Maestro

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Oct 20, 2002, 6:29:00 AM10/20/02
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I never found this line strange. My neck really is a gargantuan
monkey-fist. Wish I could escape to Myanmar.

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Brian

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Oct 20, 2002, 9:27:03 AM10/20/02
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"The Maestro" <artvand...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I never found this line strange. My neck really is a gargantuan
> monkey-fist. Wish I could escape to Myanmar.

It'll always be Burma to me...

-B.


Deepak

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Oct 29, 2002, 1:46:23 PM10/29/02
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The one where Elaine takes over the Peterman catalog, and she's sitting
in the chair smokin a cigar while talking to Jerry on the phone.

Elaine: Hey. Guess who just finished laying out her first issue of the
J. Peterman Catalog.

Jerry: How's it look?

Elaine: (muffled, as she's smoking a cigar) It's a peach.


Brian

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Oct 29, 2002, 4:49:55 PM10/29/02
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"Deepak" <pras...@nospam.uic.edu> wrote in message
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You're reaching. "It's a peach" is not a 'strange' line; it's actually a
perfectly normal way to describe something that turned out well.

-B.


sheila smith

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Nov 2, 2002, 5:35:29 AM11/2/02
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George: "Steeped in gayness."

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