> Can I obtain a list of episodes and names. It is hard to recall all the
> things which happen in each show. I would like a list with the episode
> number, name and major happenings in that show.
This is the best episode guide: http://epguides.com/Seinfeld
Have fun.
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Episode Guide
The Pilot
1. The Seinfeld Chronicles - aired:7/5/89
George and Jerry try to figure out the intentions of a woman friend coming
to visit Jerry. George tries to teach Jerry the signals.
Season 1
2. The Stakeout - aired:5/31/90
Elaine and Jerry agree to go to a party and a wedding together. Jerry meets
a woman at the party, but finds it difficult to "flirt" with his so-called
friend Elaine by his side. His father who is visiting comes up with a scheme
to stakeout the building where the woman works in order to get to ask her
out.
3. The Robbery - aired:6/7/90
Elaine stays at Jerry's while he is out of town. Kramer leaves the door open
by accident and the place is robbed. Jerry decides to move, but George and
he wants the same apartment
4. Male Unbonding - aired:6/14/90
Jerry tries to break off his friendship with a childhood ping pong friend.
It does not go as planned.
5. The Stock Tip -aired:6/21/90
Kramer gets a little too pleased by Jerry's loses in the stock market.
Jerry's romantic weekend in vermont is ruined by his obsession with his
stocks.
Season 2
6. The Ex-Girlfriend - aired:1/23/91
Jerry dates a girl that George recently dumped. George and Jerry go to the
chiropractor. George is outraged at the cost of the bill and decides to only
pay half. Elaine has here own adventure with a neighbour who has decided not
to say "hello" to her anymore.
7. The Pony Remark -aired:1/30/91
Jerry's great Aunt passes away the day after Jerry makes a faux pas at a
dinner party annoucing that he does'nt like anyone who has/had a pony. He is
forced to miss his baseball game to go to her funeral.
8. The Jacket aired:2/8/91
Elaine's father (Lawrence Tierney) comes to town and Elaine convinces Jerry
and George to have dinner with them. Elaine's father is not impressed by
George's constant singing and Jerry's striped lining in his new suede jacket
that he paid way too much for.
9. The Phone Message -aired:2/13/91
George's new love interest forgets to tell him that she is going out of
town. George becomes enraged that she is not returning his call so he leaves
a blazing message on her machine, only to find out that she is out of town.
Meanwhile, Jerry doesn't know if he can date a woman because she likes the
Dockers commercials.
10. The Apartment -aired:4/4/91
Jerry's upstairs neighbour passes away and Elaine thinks about moving in.
Jerry thinks it's a great idea until he thinks about bringing home dates
with Elaine right above him. George tries wearing a wedding ring to attract
women.
11. The Statue -aired:4/11/91
Elaine is editing an eccentric woman named Brava's book. George discovers a
statue in Jerry's grandfather's old stuff that looks identical to the one he
broke as a child. The statue is left alone in the apartment and then goes
missing after Brava's boyfriend is hired to clean Jerry's apartment. Jerry
then sees the statue in Brava's apartment. Chaos ensues.
12. The Revenge - aired:4/18/91
George in a fit of rage quits his job and then tries to return by pretending
that the incident never happened. When that doesn't work he slips his boss a
Mickey. Jerry left money in his laundry bag and it is missing when he gets
it back from the laundry. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge.
13. The Heart Attack -aired:4/25/91
After watching a televison special on heart ailments George is convinced
that he is having a heart attack. Elaine falls for George's doctor. Kramer
convinces George that the hospital is bad and that holistic healing is the
only way to go.
14. The Deal -aired:5/2/91
In a weak moment Jerry and Elaine decide that they can be friends who sleep
together without all the strings. Jerry finds that this is not true when he
decides to give Elaine cash for her birthday.
15. The Baby Shower -aired:5/16/91
While Jerry is out of town Elaine holds a baby shower in his apartment only
to be interruped by Kramer and some rude men installing illegal cable for
Jerry.
16. The Chinese Restaurant -aired:5/23/91
Jerry, George and Elaine go through hell while waiting for a table in a
Chinese Restaurant. George's girlfriend calls the restaurant looking for him
and the host yells out "Cartwright!" instead of "Costanza!".
17. The Busboy -aired:6/26/91
George gets a busboy fired by accident and feels responsible for him. Kramer
and George go to the busyboy's apartment so George can apologize, but
instead the door gets left open and the busboy loses his cat and Kramer
breaks a lamp. Elaine can't get rid of an annoying guest.
Season 3
18. The Note -aired:9/18/91
Jerry makes the mistake of talking about a kidnapped child in front of his
masseuse and she is afraid that he is threatening her child. George is
convinced that he had a homosexual moment when it moves during a massage
from a man.
19. The Truth -aired:9/25/91
George dumps an unstable woman after Jerry gives her his records to sort out
because he is being audited. George and Jerry are forced to visit her in a
mental institution only to find out that she threw his records out. While
visiting his new girlfriend, Elaine's roommate, Kramer accidently sees
Elaine naked.
20. The Pen -aired:10/2/91
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida to visit Jerry's parents. Jerry starts a
whole situation when he accepts an astronaut pen from Jack Klumpos. Elaine
hurts her back while sleeping on the roll away bed and takes too much pain
medication. Elaine's behaviour while medicated is hysterical.
21. The Dog -aired:10/9/91
The drunk guy sitting beside Jerry on a plane passes out and Jerry is left
taking care of his wild dog. George and Elaine find spending time alone
without Jerry quite unpleasant until they start pointing out
22. The Library -aired:10/16/91
Jerry is forced to visit the past when the local librarian's detective
tracks him down over the book "Tropic of Capricorn" -overdue since 1971.
George finds out his old gym teacher is now homeless.
23. The Parking Garage -aired:10/30/91
Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer lose Kramer's car in a shopping mall
underground parking lot. Elaine is worried her fish will die. Jerry and
George get citations for peeing in the parking lot.
24. The Cafe -aired:11/6/91
Babu runs a failing restaurant across the street from Jerry's apartment
building. Jerry feels he need to befriend Babu and guide him in the ways of
improving his business. In the meantime George convinces Elaine to take an
IQ test for him.
25. The Tape -aired:11/13/91
Unbeknowst to Jerry, Elaine leaves a sexy message on his tape recorder while
he is taping his stage act. George becomes very attracted to Elaine after
finding out she is the one who left the message.
26. The Nose Job -aired:11/20/91
George is dating Elaine's friend who has a large nose. After Kramer comes
right out and tells her she has a big nose she decides to get a nose job.
George is thrilled until the bandages come off and she looks worse than
before. George breaks up with the woman and of course in the end she ends up
getting more surgery and ends up beautiful. Oh well George, #%!*$+ again! In
the meantime, Jerry dates a beautiful, but stupid woman and has a war
between his brain and his sex drive.
27. The Stranded -aired:11/27/91
George gets lucky and leaves his friends Jerry and Elaine to find their own
way home from a party on Long Island.
28. The Alternate Side -aired:12/4/91
Jerry's car gets stolen and he must get a rental. This is also the episode
that made the line "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" a classic.
29. The Red Dot -aired:12/11/91
To thank Elaine for getting him a new job. Being the cheapskate that he is,
George buys Elaine a cashmere sweater with a small red dot on it because it
is so cheap. Elaine finds out and gives the sweater back. George sleeps with
the office cleaning lady and gives her the sweater as a silencer. George
gets fired and once again the sweater is returned to him. In the meantime,
Jerry accidently gives Elaine's boyfriend (a recovering alcoholic) a drink
with vodka in it. He falls off or is it on the wagon. Hee. Hee.
30. The Subway -aired:1/8/92
The gang has many adventures on the subway. Elaine misses a lesbian wedding.
George picks up a beatiful woman. Kramer gets robbed.
31. The Pez Dispenser -aired:1/15/92
George's pianist girlfriend is not impressed by the fact that Elaine was
laughing during her recital due to the fact that Jerry placed a Pez
dispenser on her leg. Kramer invents a new scent after visiting the beach.
32. The Suicide -aired:1/29/92
Jerry ends up dating his neighbour's girlfriend after he tries to commit
suicide. Newman finds out about the affair and Jerry is forced to bribe
Newman into silence with Drakes Coffee Cakes. A psychic warns George not to
go on his vacation so he gives Kramer the tickets and Kramer has a swinging
time with super models.
33. The Fix-up -aired:2/5/92
Jerry and Elaine fix George up on a blind date with one of Elaine's friends.
The couple end up having sex and use a defective condom given to George by
Kramer.
34. The New Friend (Part 1) -The Boyfriend -aired:2/12/92
Jerry becomes friends with special guest Keith Hernandez, who starts dating
Elaine. To stay on unemployment, George converts Jerry's apartment into
Vandelay Industries.
35. The New Friend (Part 2) -Of Mastodons and Men -aired:2/12/9
Jerry thinks things are moving too fast with Keith. Newman and Kramer
confront Keith about the spitting episode.
36. The Limo -aired:2/26/92
Jerry and George are mistaken for the leaders of an Aryan Union when George
convinces Jerry that they should take someone else's limo back from the
airport.
37. The Good Samaritan -aired:3/4/92
While on his car phone with Elaine, Jerry witnesses a hit and run. Elaine
encourages him to go after the person and confront them about the accident.
The person turns out to be a beautiful woman who Jerry starts dating. Jerry
lies about it to Elaine. Elaine in turn lies to her friends at dinner and
says she was dating a matador.
38. The Letter -aired:3/25/92
Jerry dates a jealous artist who paints a portrait of Kramer. George feels
forced into buying one of her paintings. Elaine has an incident at a ball
game.
39. The Parking Space -aired:4/22/92
The gang is getting together to watch a fight on TV. Kramer's friend Mike
and George fight over the perfect parking space. Elaine lies to Jerry about
a problem with his car.
40. The Keys -aired:5/6/92
Jerry catches Kramer abusing his key privledges so he takes back his spare
set which sparks a whole key upheavel amongst the gang.
Season 4
41. The Trip (Part 1) -aired:8/12/92
Jerry takes George with him to California when he is asked to be on The
Tonight Show. George makes a nuisance of himself backstage before the show
while taking to celebrities. Kramer becomes the prime suspect in a murder
investigation.
42. The Trip (Part 2) -aired:8/19/92
Kramer gets arrested, but gets released when another murder takes place
while he is still in jail. George and Jerry try to convince Kramer to return
to New York.
43. The Pitch(Part 1) -aired:9/16/92
Jerry and George pitch a show about nothing to NBC. George starts dating
Susan, an NBC executive. Kramer gets kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Divola.
44. The Ticket (Part 2) -aired:9/16/92
Kramer is feeling the effects of Crazy Joe Divola's kick. Newman tries to
lie his way out of a speeding ticket with Kramer's help.
45. The Wallet (Part 1) -aired:9/23/92
While visiting Jerry, his father goes to a back specialist and think's that
someone at the doctor's office has stolen his wallet. Elaine tries to dump
her boyfriend, who is also her shrink. Kramer poses as Elaine's new love.
46. The Watch (Part 2) -aired:9/30/92
Jerry tries to buy back a watch from Uncle Leo that he threw out. George
takes on NBC and tries to negotiate a deal for him and Jerry.
47. The Bubble Boy -aired:10/7/92
Jerry is guilted into visiting a boy who must live in a bubble. Kramer
accidently burns down Susan's cabin.
48. The Cheever Letters -aired:10/28/92
Susan's father is outed when some rather racy letters from John Cheevers are
found in the ashes of the cabin. Kramer goes to the Cuban Embassy to get
cigars and finds new friends. Elaine's secretary is turned off by Jerry's
choice in dirty talk.
49. The Opera -aired:11/4/92
Crazy Joe Divola is angry with Jerry about his deal falling through with NBC
and he is also obsessed with Elaine. The gang goes to the opera and Kramer
and George try to scalp some extra tickets.
50. The Virgin -aired:11/11/92
George gets Susan fired from NBC by kissing her when leaving a meeting.
Jerry is dating a virgin.
51. The Contest -aired:11/18/92
The gang make bets on who is MASTER OF THEIR DOMAIN. The woman who lives
directly across from Jerry's apartment in the next building walks around
naked. Elaine is tempted by John F. Kennedy Jr. at her aerobics class and
Jerry continues to date the virgin.
52. The Airport -aired:11/25/92
Elaine gets stuck in coach, while Jerry takes the available seat in first
class. Elaine gets frustrated in coach, while Jerry enjoys the lap of luxury
with a model.
53. The Pick -aired:12/16/92
Jerry is falsely accused of being a nose picker by the model he met in the
episode before and Elaine exposes her nipple to friends & family on her
Christmas cards. Kramer gets hired to do a Calvin Klein underwear ad.
54. The Movie -aired:1/6/93
Many mishaps cause Jerry to miss out on seeing a movie with the gang.
55. The Visa -aired:1/27/93
Ping is trying to sue Elaine. George is dating Ping's attorney. Ping drops
the lawsuit. George is afraid that the attorney will be attracted to Jerry
so he has Jerry act all dark and moody. The attorney likes dark and moody.
The attorney finds out that Jerry is faking because of George's
insecurities. The lawsuit is back on. Baboo returns in this episode only to
get deported because of Jerry. And Kramer punches his idol Micky Mantle and
is asked to leave fantasy camp.
56. The Shoes -aired:2/4/93
Jerry's old girlfriend goes out with Kramer after he snubs her. Russell from
NBC turns down the pilot after George is caught checking out his daughter's
cleavage. Elaine's cleavage gets the boys back their pilot and gains Elaine
a new admirer.
57. The Outing -aired:2/11/93
Jerry and George are outed by a local NYU journalism student. The boys try
to change her mind about them while trying to be sensitive to the fact that
there is nothing wrong with being gay.
58. The Old Man -aired:2/18/93
Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer with local seniors. Elaine's senior has a
goiter. George's senior scares George about death. Jerry's senior is a
miserable out coot. Kramer and Newman go into business together.
59. The Implant -aired:2/25/93
Terri Hatcher guest stars as Jerry's latest love interest. Elaine is
convinced that her breasts are not real and this fact causes Jerry some
frustration. Kramer helps George save money on a fare to a girlfriend's
Aunt's funeral. At the funeral George is caught double dipping!
60. The Junior Mint -aired:3/18/93
Jerry tries many different game plans to find out the name of the woman he
is dating. Elaine convinces Jerry to pose as her boyfriend while visiting an
old flame in the hospital for surgery. Kramer may be the cause of the
miraculous cure of the old flame. Meanwhile, George purchases some of the
old flame's art hoping he will die and the art will be worth more.
61. The Smelly Car -aired:4/15/93
Jerry tries everything to get rid of the awful BO that a restaurant valet
leaves in his car. George see's Susan out with her new girlfriend and George
finds himself questioning whether or not he caused her to be gay while
fighting his new attraction for Susan. Kramer steals Susan's new girlfriend.
62. The Handicap Spot -aired:5/13/93
Upon Kramer's suggestion George parks in a handicapped spot at the mall when
he and the gang go shopping for "The Drake".
63. The Pilot (Part 1) -aired:5/20/93
Jerry and George cast their sitcom. Kramer has some intestinal problems.
George has a strange spot on his face.
64. The Pilot (Part 2) -aired:5/20/93
The pilot episode of "Jerry" is taped, with a surprise appearance by Crazy
Joe Devola, while the president of NBC disappears.
Season 5
65. The Mango -aired:9/16/93
Jerry finds out to his surprise that Elaine faked orgasm when she was with
him. All the talk about orgasms causes George to become impotent. Kramer
ticks off Joe, the local fruit merchant and sends the rest of the gang in
for fruit for him. Kramer's cure all is mango.
66. The Puffy Shirt -aired:9/23/93
Jerry mistakenly agrees to wear Kramer's designer girlfriend's pirate shirt
on the Today show. George becomes a sensation in the hand model business.
67. The Glasses -aired:9/30/93
George loses his glasses. Jerry thinks his girlfriend is having an affair
with his cousin Jeffrey who works for the Parks Department. Kramer gets
Jerry an air conditioner for 30% off. Elaine is bit by a dog and experiences
the symptoms of rabies.
68. The Sniffing Accountant -aired:10/7/93
Kramer, Newman and Jerry try to find out if their accountant is a junkie in
an elaborate scheme. Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend for not using an
exclamation point when taking a phone message from Elaine's friend who just
had a baby.
69. The Bris -aired:10/14/93
Elaine and Jerry plan a bris for their new godchild. George gloats about a
parking spot until a patient from the hospital plunges to his death and
lands on George's car. Kramer is obsessed with finding a patient who
resembles a pig.
70. The Lip Reader -aired:10/28/93
Marlee Maitlin guest stars as Jerry's deaf girlfriend who can read lips.
George schemes to find out what his recent ex-girlfriend has to say about
him. Elaine fakes being deaf and gets caught.
71. The Non-Fat Yogurt -aired:11/4/93
After Kramer notices that Jerry and Elaine have gained some weight, the two
join forces to prove that the local yogurt shop's frozen yogurt does indeed
contain FAT. Elaine starts dating George's childhood nemisis Lloyd Braun.
72. The Barber -aired:11/11/93
Jerry continues to go to a bad barber due to loyalty. Newman foils Jerry's
plan to get a good haircut from another barber whose favorite movie is
Edward Scissorhands.
73. The Masseuse -aired:11/18/93
George is obsessed by the fact that Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him.
Elaine is obsessed by getting her boyfriend to change his name. And Jerry
just want a massage.
74. The Cigar-Store Indian -aired:12/9/93
Jerry buys Elaine a cigar-store indian in order to make peace with Elaine.
This peace offering creates bad feelings with Elaine's Native American
friend. Frank Costanza is furious with Elaine for taking his TV Guide
because he collets them. George's mother finds a condom wrapper in her bed
after returning from a vacation.
75. The Conversion -aired:12/16/93
George's girlfriend breaks up with him because she is Latvian Orthodox.
George converts. She is flattered, but is leaving the country. Meanwhile
Jerry dates a woman who he thinks may or may not have fungus after he goes
snooping through her medicine cabinet.
76. The Stall -aired:1/6/94
Elaine gets revenge on Jerry's new girlfriend played by Jamie Gertz. Elaine
is upset to find out that her mimbo boyfriend has an accident while
rockclimbing with George and Kramer. Elaine's boyfriend tells George to step
off and creates a new slang language for the gang that includes -"I'm down"
& "Minyanah". Kramer tries to prove that Jerry's girlfriend is a phone sex
operator.
77. The Dinner Party -aired:2/3/94
This episode is really great. The gang are on their way to a dinner party.
Elaine and Jerry go to the bakery while Kramer and George go to the liquor
store. George is convinced that the other guests at the party would be
thrilled if he brought Pepsi and Ring Dings. Jerry's non-vomit streak is
broken. George and Kramer are blocked in by a double parker who resembles
Sadam.
78. The Marine Biologist -aired:2/10/94
Jerry meets a woman who has Elaine's organizer that gets tossed out of a
limo window by a Russian writer. Jerry impresses a woman by telling her that
George is a marine biologist. Kramer practices his golf swing and endangers
sealife. Jerry's favorite Golden Boy meets his demise.
79. The Pie -aired:2/17/94
Jerry is obsessed to find out why his new girlfriend wouldn't sample his
apple pie. Elaine steals a mannequin from a store where George is trying to
guard a suit until the unadvertised sale on the weekend. Jerry's
girlfriend's father is Poppy, a character which we will see alot of in
future episodes.
80. The Stand-In -aired:2/24/94
Kramer and Mickey are stand-ins for All My children. Mickey gets caught
heightening. George is determined to show his girlfriend that he is
committed eventhough he wants to end it with her, just because an
acquaintance of theirs makes an off hand comment that George will break her
heart. Jerry sets Elaine up with his friend and on the date HE TAKES IT OUT!
Jerry is under pressure to make an ailing friend laugh.
81. The Wife -aired:3/17/94
Courtney Cox guest stars as Jerry's girlfriend. Jerry's dry cleaner extends
a discount so he and his girlfriend pretend their married so she can get the
discount too. Uncle Leo meets up with Jerry and his "wife" at the dry
cleaners and is upset that he wasn't told or invited to the wedding and he
calls Jerry's parents. Elaine has a crush on a guy at her gym who spotted
George peeing in the shower and is going to report him. Kramer convinces
Jerry to take in his quilt for cleaning so he can get the discount. Kramer
makes a large racial faux pas when meeting his girlfriend's family.
82. The Raincoats (Part 1) -aired:4/28/94
Elaine dates a closetalker (Judge Reinhold) who likes spending time with
Jerry's visiting parents. George is conned into volunteering for a big
brother program.
83. The Raincoats (Part 2) -aired:4/28/94
Kramer and Jerry's dad try to sell some old raincoats. Jerry and his
girlfriend are desperate to be alone together and are caught by Newman
making out at Schindler's List.
84. The Fire -aired:5/5/94
George's girlfriend and family are appalled by his cowardice when a kitchen
fire breaks out at her son's birthday party. Kramer's annoying date heckles
Jerry, so he takes revenge and goes to her office to heckle her.
85. The Hamptons -aired:5/12/94
The gang sees George's girlfriend topless and George tries to sneak a peek
at Jerry's to make everything even. Jerry's girlfriend witnesses George's
shrinkage first hand and then George vies to get revenge. Kramer steals
lobsters. Elaine is told she is breath taking by a handsome doctor, but
isn't sure if it is a compliment.
86. The Opposite -aired:5/19/94
George is at his best in this episode. Jerry always breaks even. George
experiences success. Elaine experiences failure. And Kramer gets his coffee
table book published.
Season 6
87. The Chaperone -aired:9/22/94
Elaine is hired by Mr. Pitt who thinks she resembles the graceful Jackie O.
Jerry dates a Miss America pagent contestant and Kramer is their chaperone.
George is the one responsible for putting the Yankees in cotton uniforms.
88. The Big Salad -aired:9/29/94
George dates a woman played by Michelle Forbes who takes credit for buying
Elaine a big salad. George goes out of his way to tell Elaine that he paid
for it. Jerry dates one of Newman's ex-girlfriends and tries to figure out
what is wrong with the woman. Kramer gets mixed up in a murder investigation
that parodies the O.J. Simpson case.
89. The Pledge Drive -aired:10/6/94
Jerry's Nana goes missing after Kramer convinces Jerry to cash his birthday
checks from her. Elaine mistakes her friend's boyfriend for her friend on
the phone and this creates a bad situation.
90. The Chinese Woman -aired:10/13/94
The "rines get rossed" and hilarity ensues. Jerry dates a woman because he
thinks she is Chinese and George's mother cancels her plans to divorce Frank
for the same reason. Kramer is alarmed to find out he has a low sperm count.
91. The Couch -aired:10/27/94
Elaine excites Poppy's medical condition. Jerry tries to make amends and
Poppy pees on his new couch. Elaine dates a man only to find out he is not
Pro Choice. George tries to cheat to impress a woman in a book club.
92. The Gymnast -aired:11/3/94
Jerry dates Romanian gymnast, but neither is physically satisfied. Kramer
passes kidney stone. George eats out of the garbage.
93. The Soup -aired:11/10/94
Banya gives Jerry a free suit and Jerry agrees to treat him to dinner.
Elaine has an English houseguest who definitely makes himself at home.
George dates a waitress from Monk's.
94. The Mom and Pop Store -aired:11/17/94
George buys John Voight's car, not Jon Voight-the actor, but John Voight-the
dentist. Jerry isn't sure if he is invited to Tim Watley's day before
Thanksgiving party. Elaine wins Mr. Pitt a place in the parade holding a
rope of the Woody Woodpecker balloon. Kramer convinces Jerry to help out the
local mom and pop store by having them detail all of his sneakers.
95. The Secretary -aired:12/8/94
George prides himself on the fact that he hired his secretary on merit and
not because of her looks, but then has sex with her anyway. Jerry's
drycleaner and his wife get caught wearing clothes that people have dropped
off for cleaning purposes only. Elaine is convinced that the store where she
bought a dress have skinny mirrors. Kramer sells his suit to Kenny Bannyah
and gets Uma Thurman's number.
96. The Race -aired:12/15/94
Jerry is dating a woman called Lois whose boss happens to be Duncan Myer.
Jerry cheated in a race against Duncan in highschool and is forced to race
him again. Elaine dates a communist.
97. The Switch -aired:1/5/95
George and Jerry work on a plan so that Jerry can stop dating one roommate
and start dating the other. Elaine lends Mr. Pitt's racket to the lady at
Double Day because she might be able to get a job. George learns Kramer's
first name and tells Elaine and Jerry. George is afraid that his model
girlfriend is refunding her meals.
98. The Label Maker -aired:1/19/95
Elaine is convinced that Tim Watley is a regifter. George competes with his
girlfriend's male rommate. Jerry is roped into being the middle man when
Kramer and Newman play a game of risk..
99. The Scofflaw -aired:1/26/95
George finds out after everyone else that a guy he knows had cancer. Elaine
gets revenge on Jake Jarmel by getting the same glasses as he does. George
gets a toupee much to Elaine's disgust. Kramer hinders a cop from catching
the scofflaw.
100. Highlights of a Hundred -aired:2/2/95
An hour long special highlighting the first hundred episodes.
101. The Beard -aired:2/9/95
Elaine tries to convert the gay man whose girlfriend she is posing as. Jerry
if forced during a lie detector test to admit that he is a fan of Melrose
Place.
102. The Kiss Hello -aired:2/16/95
Kramer starts a neighbourhood greeting program that annoys Jerry and he
refuses to participate and becomes the hated member of the building.
Elaine's friend is stuck in the 60's with her hairdo.
103. The Doorman -aired:2/23/95
A doorman gets the best of Jerry. George is obsessed with his chest when he
sees that his father has large breasts. This situation causes Kramer to
create "The Bro" or as Frank likes to say, "The Manziere".
104. The Jimmy -aired:3/16/95
The boys meet an annoying guy at the gym who refers to himself in the third
person. The Yankee organization thinks George is stealing. Kramer is mistook
for a person who is mentally handicapped. And Elaine thinks she has a date
with the cute blond guy fromt he gym, but it turns out her date is Jimmy.
Tim Watley starts a new adult only policy at his dentist office.
105. The Doodle -aired:4/6/95
Jerry has fleas that he got from Newman forcing Jerry's parents to stay in a
fancy hotel room that Elaine's potential employer provided for her. Elaine's
friend is dating George and she draws a doodle of him on a napkin.
106. The Fuscilli Jerry -aired:4/27/95
Kramer makes a Fuscilli Jerry that ends up in George's Dad's rectum. George
makes cheat notes on his hand to improve his lovemaking techniques. David
Putty uses Jerry's move on Elaine and she recognizes it and tells Jerry.
Kramer gets the wrong vanity plates and experiences life as the "ASSMAN".
107. The Diplomat's Club -aired:5/4/95
Jerry's assistant causes one mishap after another in this episode. Mr.
Pitt's estate lawyer thinks Elaine and Jerry are scheming to kill Mr. Pitt
now that Elaine is in the will. Krammer starts betting again.
108. The Face Painter -aired:5/11/95
Kramer fights with a monkey. Elaine is embarrassed that her date, David
Puddy is a face painter. Jerry gets free tickets to a hockey game and he
doesn't call to say thank you.
109. The Understudy -aired:5/18/95
This episode is a parody of the Tonya Harding incident. Jerry dates Bette
Midler's understudy and comes under suspicison when she is hurt during a
ball game with the cast.
Season 7
110. The Engagement -aired:9/21/95
In a moment of frustration Jerry and George make a pact to change their
lives and get more serious. George and Susan get engaged. Jerry breaks the
pact and breaks up with his girlfriend. Kramer and Newman help Elaine get
rid of a barking dog that is keeping her up at nights.
111. The Postponement -aired:9/28/95
George gets cold feet. Elaine confides in a rabbi with loose lips. Kramer
spills a hot coffee at himself and his attorney assures him that he has a
chance at a lawsuit.
112. The Maestro -aired:10/5/95
Elaine dates The Maestro. Jerry becomes obsesses with finding a place to
rent in Tuscany just to prove The Maestro wrong. George provides a place to
sit for Susan's Uncle's security guard.
113. The Wink -aired:10/12/95
Jerry squirts George in the eye with grapefruit which causes George to wink
unknowingly. Elaine's cousin Holly cooks for Jerry. Elaine starts dating the
wakeup service guy.
114. The Hot Tub -aired:10/19/95
Jerry takes over the responsibility of getting Jean Paul the marathon runner
to the race on time. George's latest scheme to look busy at work is to
pretend he is annoyed all the time. Kramer puts in a hot tub in his living
room.
115. The Soup Nazi -aired:11/2/95
One of the most creative episodes. Stand in line. Do not talk. Have money
ready. Order precisely. Pay promptly. Take soup. Leave establishment. The
gang deals with the eccentric soup maker. Elaine gets and loses a beautiful
armoire all in the same day. George and Elaine are appalled by Jerry and his
new girlfriend's overly affectionate way of dealing with each other. Best
George line ever, "I had to wait 5 minutes for them to debate over which one
of them was in fact the smoopie."
116. The Secret Code -aired:11/9/95
Kramer gets involved with the local fire department. Elaine dates a guy
because he doesn't seem to remember her. George's ATM code is the center of
attention.
117. The Pool Guy -aired:11/16/95
Ramond the fired pool boy doesn't take well to the news that Jerry doesn't
want to be his friend. Independant George faces the fact that his worlds are
colliding when Susan and Elaine become friends.
118. The Sponge -aired:12/7/95
Elaine starts to put her date through a screening to find out whether or not
he is SPONGE WORTHY. Jerry gets caught taking a woman's phone number off of
a Aid's Walkathon list because relationship George has to tell Susan
everything. Kramer refuses to wear the AIDS ribbon and is beat up because of
it.
119. The Gum -aired:12/14/95
Kramer reopens an old movie theatre and befriends Lloyd Braun much to the
disappointment of Elaine and George. George's parent's next door neighbour
is convinced that George is mentally ill and he tries to prove her wrong.
Jerry is forced by Kramer to let Lloyd Braun buy him some gum.
120. The Rye -aired:1/4/96
Another great episode. George's parents are invited to Susan's parents for
dinner for their first meeting. The Costanza's take a marble rye as a host
present and Susan's mother forgets to serve it. Frank takes this as a huge
insult and takes back the marble rye. George then schemes to replace the
marble rye with help from Jerry and Kramer. Elaine dates a musician who
doesn't like to do the whole routine if you know what I mean.
121. The Caddy -aired:1/25/96
Krammer puts his trust in Stan the Caddy (aka Quark from Deep Space Nine).
George goes on vacation with Susan and leaves his car at work to convince
the bosses that he is working. Susan Mishky, the O'Henry heiress, causes an
accident while wearing the birthday present that Elaine gave her in jest.
122. The Seven -aired:2/1/96
George tells an expecting set of parents that his child will someday be
called Seven and the couple steal the name. Jerry dates a woman who seems to
only have one dress or several of the exact same dress. Kramer cons Elaine
out of her childhood dream bike when he fixes her neck. After Jerry makes a
comment, Kramer starts a tab on his food intake from Jerry's stuff.
123. The Cadillac (Part 1) -aired:2/8/96
Elaine is attracted to Jerry after she finds out he has alot of money. Jerry
buys his father a Cadillac and causes an uproar at the condo. George finds
out he's Marisa Tomei's type. Kramer hides from the cable guy.
124. The Cadillac (Part 2) -aired:2/8/96
George meets Marisa, but then tells her he's engaged. Jerry's dad gets
impeached by his Resident's Association because of his new car and charges
of embezzlement.
125. The Shower Head -aired:2/15/96
Kramer and Jerry are not pleased with the new low flow shower heads that the
buildings maintenance people have put in for them. Elaine is surprised to
find out that she has tested positive for Opium. Jerry is frustrated by the
fact that his parents aren't moving back to Florida and George is elated
because his parents are considering moving to Florida.
126. The Doll -aired:2/22/96
George is freaked out by one of Susan's dolls because she looks like his
mother. The Maestro, Kramer and Frank play pool. Elaine tries to make up
with The Maestro by getting the third tenor's autograph. Susan's friend
causes Jerry frustration when she ruins his bit for the Charles Grodin show.
127. The Friar's Club -aired:3/7/96
George hopes that Jerry with hook up with Susan's best friend so they can be
couple friends. Jerry thinks that the gypsies have stolen the Friar Club
jacket that he borrowed. A co-worker of Elaine's played by Rob Schneider
pretends to be hard of hearing in order to get out of work.
128. The Wig Master -aired:4/4/96
Susan's cousin, The Wig Master stays with Susan and George much to George's
frustration. George is convinced that the place where he and Kramer park
their cars are allowing people to have sex in their cars. Elaine dates a
salesman in order to get a discount on a dress and he strings her along
saying that the dress is not in stock.
129. The Calzone -aired:4/28/96
Jerry dates a woman who gets anything she wants because she is beautiful.
George gets Mr. Steinbrener addicted to calzones, but then isn't able to get
them anymore when the guy at the calzone place sees him taking money out of
his tip jar. Kramer starts wearing only clothes that have been heated first.
130. The Bottle Deposit (Part 1) -aired:5/2/96
George's boss gives him an assignment, but George isn't sure what the
assignment is, but it gets done anyway. Jerry's mechanic steals his car
because he is disappointed int he way that Jerry neglects his car. Elaine
bids against Sue Ann Mishky on JFK's golf clubs for Mr. Peterman.
131. The Bottle Deposit (Part 2) -aired:5/2/96
Jerry visits the scene of a ghastly car-stripping. Kramer and Newman haul
bottles and cans to Michigan to cash in on a recycling refund discrepancy.
On the way, they encounter the mechanic in Jerry's car and a sultry farmer's
daughter.
132. The Wait Out -aired:5/9/96
George makes an off the cuff comment that breaks up a marriage that Jerry
and Elaine have been waiting out. When George finds out it was his comment
that broke them up, he tries to get them back together. Kramer buys jeans
that are too tight.
133. The Invitations -aired:5/16/96
Susan dies after licking all of the envelopes for the wedding invitations.
Jerry meets his perfect woman because she is exactly the same as he is in
everyway.
Season 8
134. The Foundation -aired:9/19/96
George is put in charge of a foundation in honor of Susan by her parents.
Kramer takes a child's karate class. After Peterman goes missing in action,
Elaine is promoted to acting president.
135. The Soul Mate -aired:9/26/96
Kramer falls for Jerry's girl. Newman gives Kramer advice. George thinks
that the rest of the foundation members think that he killed Susan.
136. The Bizarro Jerry -aired:10/3/96
Elaine's frustration with the gang leads her to bizarro world. Her new
friends are the exact opposite of her old friends, and she soon finds that
they are too good to be true. Jerry dates a woman with man hands. George
uses a picture of Jerry's girlfriend to get women to notice him.
137. The Little Kicks -aired:10/10/96
Elaine's staff witness her dancing at the company party and start making fun
of her behind her back. George becomes a bad boy to go out with a woman from
Elaine's office. Jerry becomes a bootleg movie director.
138. The Package -aired:10/17/96
Kramer convinces Jerry to commit mail fraud. George tries to seduce the
woman at the photo place, but ends up seducing the wrong person. Elaine
tries to get her doctor to remove comments that she is difficult from her
medical records.
139. The Fatigues -aired:10/31/96
Scared for her life, Elaine promotes the mail room maniac. Jerry is
intrigued by the fact that his girlfriend has a mentor. George decides to
become a mentor.
140. The Checks -aired:11/7/96
The song Desperado moves Elaine's boyfriend. Jerry gets a sore arm from
signing all of his royalty checks. George tries to get a known cult to
recruit him, while Kramer has some Japanese tourists staying with him in a
large set of dresser drawers.
141. The Chicken Roaster -aired:11/14/96
Elaine goes wild with her expense account. George uses his trademark
"Costanza" ploy in order to get another date from a sales woman. Kramer is
up at nights because of the Kenny Rogers Roaster's neon sign. Kramer and
Jerry switch apartments and personalities.
142. The Abstinence -aired:11/21/96
George becomes an intellectual when he and his girlfriend stop having sex.
Jerry's ego takes a beating when he gets bumped from Career Day at his old
junior highschool. Elaine seems to be getting stupider.
143. The Andrea Doria -aired:12/19/96
George gets to tell the story of his life in order to win an apartment.
Elaine realizes that the guy she is dating doesn't break up well.
144. The Little Jerry -aired:1/9/97
Everyone finds out the Jerry bounced a check at the local market because the
owner has it out on display. Kramer gets his rooster involved in cock
fighting. After seeing her bald by choice boyfriend's picture with hair, she
convinces him to grow hair only to find out he is balding. Elaine gets
proposed to. George finds the perfect relationship with an inmate until she
breaks out to spend time with him.
145.The Money -aired:1/16/97
Jerry's parents sell the cadillac to Jack Klumpus. Jerry buys it back from
Jack. Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend because she is a restless
sleeper. Morty worries about money and gets Elaine to give him a job.
146. The Comeback -aired:1/30/97
While George scarfs down some shrimp at a Yankee meeting a co-worker insults
him and George tries to get him with another snappy comeback. Elaine enjoys
one of the video store employees video picks. Jerry is angry because the guy
that runs the tennis pro shop at his gym is not a pro at all, in fact he is
a really bad tennis player.
147. The Van Buren Boys -aired:2/6/97
George decides to give a scholarship to a fellow slacker, until the kid
decides he would rather be a city planner than an architect. Jerry dates a
wonderful girl, but finds that she is not popular. Kramer sells his life
stories to Peterman for his autobiography that Elaine is ghost writing.
148. The Susie -aired:2/13/97
When a co-worker calls her Susie, Elaine does not correct her. Susie gets a
life of her own, until Elaine and Jerry decide to kill her off.
149. The Pothole -aired:2/20/97
George loses his key chain. Elaine schemes to get Chinese food delivered.
Jerry knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and then decides not
to tell her.
150. The English Patient -aired:3/13/97
Elaine's friends and date can't believe that she didn't like The English
Patient.
151. The Nap -aired:4/10/97
George hires a carpenter to create some sleeping arrangements under his
desk. Jerry hires the same carpenter to redo his kitchen, but is frustrated
at the carpenter's lack of direction. Kramer starts swimming in the river,
but is forced to stop due to the crowds. Elaine's new boyfriend buys her a
new mattress.
152. The Yada Yada -aired:4/24/97
This is the one that started the whole yada yada yada saying. George's
girlfriend glosses over important details by using this expression. Tim
Watley becomes a Jew and Jerry thinks he has done it just so he can tell
Jewish jokes. Kramer and Mickey go on a double date and can't decide which
girl goes with what guy.
153. The Millennium -aired:5/1/97
Newman and Kramer both plan millennium parties. George goes out of his way
to get fired. Jerry's girlfriend won't put him on her speed dial, but her
stepmother will.
154. The Muffin Tops -aired:5/8/97
Elaine's old boss steals her idea to sell just the tops of muffins because
that is the only part that most people like. Jerry gets carried away while
shaving. Kramer starts the "real" Peterman tour as Peterman's autobiography
book launches.
155. The Summer of George -aired:5/15/97
Elaine's comments to a female co-worker create friction for her at work.
Kramer accidently accepts a Tony award and then is forced to earn it by the
real winners. George helps Jerry keep up with his high maintenance
girlfriend.
Season 9
156. The Butter Shave -aired:9/25/97
Jerry takes a dive to make another comedian look bad. George's new boss
thinks he is handicapped and George milks it. Elaine and Puddy have a bad
trip to Europe.
157. The Voice -aired:10/2/97
Jerry creates a funny voice and is later forced to choose between his
girlfriend and the voice. Jerry being the man that he is, chooses the voice
and is then disappointed by his choice when the gang gets tired quickly of
the voice. Elaine and Puddy get back together. Kramer gets an intern for his
"Kramerica" business who is a little too efficient.
158. The Serenity Now -aired:10/9/97
Jerry becomes too emotional. George is in competition with Lloyd Braun to
sell more computers for his father's new business. The pressure of the new
business drives Frank to his new motto - "Serenity Now". Elaine becomes a
magnet for Jewish mean.
159. The Blood -aired:10/16/97
Kramer becomes obsessed with storing his blood. Jerry parents hire him a
personal trainer after Jerry has an accident in his kitchen that
hospitalizes him. Mr. Mendalbaum (Known for his expression, "It's go time!")
is played by Lloyd Bridges and his character puts Jerry through the paces of
a vigorous workout.
160. The Junk Mail -aired:10/30/97
Kramer is up to another one of his crazy schemes. He decides that he is
getting way too much junk mail so he cancels his mail completely. Of course
he then realizes that he has made a terrible mistake.
161. The Merv Griffin Show -aired:11/06/97
Kramer finds the set of The Merv Griffin Show and sets it up in his
apartment and starts pretending if he is on the set that he is on the air.
The gang all become guests on the show. George has a clash with the nature
world. Kramer starts to feel the pressure of running the show by himself so
he takes on Newman as his sidekick.
162. The Slicer -aired:11/13/97
Kramer buys a meat slicer so he can make great sandwiches. Elaine borrows
the slicer to feed the neighbours cat that keeps meowing. The slicer gets
broken.
163. The Betrayal -aired:11/20/97
A new twist for the gang. This episode plays backwards. The gang goes to
India for Sue Ann Misky's wedding. George finds out that Jerry slept with
his girlfriend. Everyone finds out that Elaine slept with Sue Ann's groom.
All in all a very well done episode.
164.The Apology -aired:12/11/97
An acquaitance of the gang's is going to AA and is going through the twelve
steps. One of the steps includes apologizing and making amends. George
prepares himself for an apology and is shocked when he doesn't receive one.
165. The Strike -aired:12/18/97
Kramer gets called back to work after a 10 year strike is finally settled.
Kramer starts working at the local bagel shop. George is embarassed when
everyone finds out his Dad created his own holiday called Festivez, until it
can get him out of a jam at work. Elaine loses her free sub card for the
local sub shop and goes to great lengths to retrieve it.
166. The Dealership -aired:01/08/98
Putty tells Jerry he can get him a great deal on a new car now that he is
selling cars for a living. The gang go to the dealership so Jerry can get
his new car. Elaine and Putty break up and Elaine leaves in a huff. Jerry's
great deal falls through. George is hungry and can't seem to get any food
because of one of the dealership's mechanics. Jerry calls up Elaine and gets
her and Putty back together. Meanwhile, Kramer and one of the other salesman
take Jerry's car on a test drive. Kramer schemes to find out how far the car
will go without any gas and the salesman joins in his quest to find out the
answer.
167. The Reverse Peephole -aired:01/15/98
Kramer and Newman put in reverse peepholes so they can see if anyone is in
their apartment before they enter. The landlord is not happy about this and
he decides to evict Newman. Kramer vouches for Newman and gets him
unevicted. Kramer then finds out that Newman is having an affair with the
landlord's wife. Meanwhile, George, Elaine and Jerry attend a friend's party
who enjoys giving his guests small tasks to take care of during the party.
Elaine gets put in charge of coats and takes advantage of the situation by
throwing Putty's ugly fur coat out the window so he will have to get a new
one. As luck would have it, Elaine throws out the host's party by accident
and is then asked to replace it since she was the one in charge of the
coats. Jerry starts carrying a European carry all - NOT A PURSE!
168. The Cartoon -aired:01/29/98
Elaine contacts The NewYorker about a cartoon that she and Jerry can't
figure out. She meets with a man from the magazine, finds out, and insults
the cartoon. She then starts creating her own cartoons in order to have them
submitted and she is quite proud of her accomplishments until Jerry tells
her he doesn't think her stuff is funny. Jerry has his own set of problems
when Susan's friend, the struggling actress returns to New York and creates
a one woman show called "Jerry Seinfeld is the Devil" and it get rave
reviews. George dates a woman who resembles Jerry and he isn't that
comfortable with it when Kramer points it out to him.
169. The Strong Box -aired:02/05/98
Kramer decides to get a strong box to put his valuables in for safe keeping.
He then decides to hide the key at Jerry's only to have Jerry find it twice
and then he decides to hide it in Jerry's door buzzer and he causes the
buzzer to break down. Kramer's obsession with the key is hilarious, but the
best part is when he hides the key and can't find it and gets really upset.
The topper is that he never locked the box so he could have gotten into it
at anytime.
170. The Wizard -aired:02/26/98
Jerry buys his Dad an expensive organizer - The Wizard, but knows his father
won't accept it if he thinks it's expensive, so Jerry creates a story about
how he bought it off a guy on the street for fifty bucks. His Dad is excited
because it might be "hot". While in Florida visiting his parents Jerry is
shocked to learn that Kramer has moved in next door and that he is retiring.
Morty can't run for condo president due to the incident at the last condo,
so he campaigns for Kramer, but when it comes down to winning the final
votes Morty decides that he needs to give everyone a fancy tip calculator
like his. Jerry is distressed because he needs to get them for his Dad, but
they are expensive. Kramer comes to the rescue by telling Jerry to get them
from Bob Sackemento's Dad who's in Florda. Jerry gets the organizers, but he
gets ripped off when Bob's Dad supplies Willards instead of Wizards. Kramer
loses the election and decides to move back home. Back home in New York
George is forced to admit he lied to Susan's parents when they call his
bluff. Elaine doesn't know if her boyfriend is black or not and it causes
some confusion and George is positive that they shouldn't be discussing race
at all.
171. The Burning -aired:03/19/98
Elaine's going to hell and Puddy doesn't even care. Elaine discovers that
her boyfriend's car radio is programmed for all Christian rock channels and
she is alarmed. George is up to his usual antics at Kruger's. George learns
from Jerry that you always leave them wanting more. Mickey and Kramer are
testing their acting abilities by acting out diseases for med students to
diagnois. Jerry's new girlfriend Sophie starts a familiarity converstation
when she calls Jerry and says "It's me." Jerry and Elaine agree that it's
too early in the relationship for Sophie to be using "It's me." and that
only close friends or long-term lovers should that term.
172. The Bookstore -aired:04/09/98
Uncle Leo is spotted shoplifting by Jerry. Jerry asks the bookstore security
to scare Uncle Leo straight, but they in turn arrest him. Jerry gets a call
from his parents scolding him for getting his uncle arrested and they
confess that they too steal sometimes. George borrows a book from the store
to read while in the store bathroom. The store manager spots him coming out
of the bathroom and makes George purchase it. George tries to return it
later only to find that it's been flagged in the computer system. Kramer and
Newman decide to start a rickshaw business in New York, but their scheme to
hire the homeless as drivers leads to their business running out on them.
Elaine's judgement is blurred at a Peterman party and she is spotted making
out with a known junkie Zach. Elaine decides to pretend they are in a
relationship so she can avoid being called the office skank.
173. The Frogger -aired:04/23/98
Jerry and George return to a pizza parlour from their youth. George
discovers that his high score on the pizza parlour's Frogger video game and
decides to purchase the system. He involves Kramer and two of his friends in
a scheme to move the video game system without having the power go off so
George won't lose his high score. While moving the system George must play a
reality game of Frogger. Elaine must battle her sweet tooth after she
announces to the office staff that she will no longer be participating in
their daily cake celebration. Elaine eats a piece of cake that Peterman
bought at an auction for $29,000.00 and tries to replace it with a two
dollar piece. Jerry dates a woman who constantly finishes his sentences.
174. The Maid -aired:04/30/98
George wants a nickname, but finds it's not that easy to get a good one.
Jerry dates his maid, but then worries that he might be paying for sex.
Kramer's girlfriend moves to downtown New York and Kramer is concerned that
his relationship may not survive the distance (three miles). Kramer's latest
money making scheme requires him to receive faxes so he gives them Elaine's
phone number only to find out Elaine doesn't have a fax machine. Elaine gets
frustrated with the constant phone ringing and screaching and gets a new
phone number but she doesn't like the new area code's stigma so she ends up
scheming to get a phone number that belonged to an older woman who died in
her building. Elaine's phone troubles don't stop here though, the dead
woman's grandson keeps calling to talk to his Gammy because his parents
haven't told him that she has died.
175. The Puerto Rican Day -aired:05/07/98
The gang goes to a ballgame and leave early to beat the traffic.
Unfortunately, it is not a great plan because they run right into the Puerto
Rican Parade and traffic gets jammed. Kramer enjoys the festive nature of
the day. Elaine leaves the group to take a cab. George goes to the showing
of a movie that he has already seen so he can use his classic line to work
the crowd. Jerry gets into a fight with a maroon golf driver and then has to
befriend the man in order to move his car. Needless to say that the parade
causes chaos.
176. The Clip Episode -aired:05/14/98
A look back at memorable moments from all nine seasons.
177. The Finale (Part 1) -aired:05/14/98
The new president at NBC gives Jerry and George a 13 episode deal on the
long-forgotten "Jerry" pilot. The gang decides to celebrate by going to
Paris on the NBC corporate jet, only to find themselves stranded in a small
Massachussetts town.
178. The Finale (Part 2) -aired:05/14/98
Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine are put on trial for standing by as an
obese man is robbed. Faces from their past (including Baboo, the bubble boy,
the soup nazi, the virgin and the low talker) are called as character
witnesses in the trial presided over by Judge Art Vandeley.
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