George's Best Lines
greg andrews
Whoever posted the collection of best lines from George, could you do it
again (or e-mail me directly)? I missed it and didn't download it. It was
great!
Thanks!
Greg
Robert Sacks
Here are some that I like:
From tonight's episode:
No way wine is better than pepsi.
Why don't we pick up some ring dings at the liquor store.
It's Goretex!
Others:
Pulp can move, baby!
George likes his chicken spicy!
We live in a society ...
Say Vandelay!!! Vandelay!!!!!
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
I think it moved!
The card says Moops!
Well, Timmy, you dip the way you want to dip and I'll dip the way I want
to dip.
I want to be ensconced in velvet!
I'd like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
I wrote La Cocina. It was off off Broadway.
My last position was in publishing - where I was fired for having sex in
my office with the cleaning woman.
You're killing independent George!
Did you see that? - She gave me the finger!
Everybody's talking at me - riding round in Jon Voight's car.
How about a picture of me standing next to the coffin?
My bed was too small!
How can anyone be so selfish and inconsiderate? (said after learning
that the Drakette gave the big screen TV the gang gave as an egagement
present to charity)
Vince F. Bundy
greg andrews <andr...@atlas.sheridanc.on.ca> wrote:
My favorites are "Worlds collide!!!!!" and "I don't like to carry a pen
in my pants pocket---I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum."
VINCE F. BUNDY
Beddingfield
Lee Salem
From "The Marine Biologist" episode:
George, at the end of show with the gang in Monk's trying to set the
scene a la Ernest Hemingway:
"The sea was angry that day, my friends! Like an old man trying to send
back soup in a deli."
This line completely FLOORS me every time!
Bill Chan
In article <4p9s2g$p...@qualcomm.com>, rsa...@qualcomm.com (Robert Sacks)
writes:
>
> Msg-ID: <4p9s2g$p...@qualcomm.com>
> References:
> <Pine.OSF.3.91.960605...@atlas.sheridanc.on.ca>
> Posted: 7 Jun 1996 18:23:12 GMT
>
> Org. : Qualcomm
I'm bright but not academically speaking!
How could everybody saw Jane topless before me, in the Lobster episode.
Shrinkage!
John Armstrong
Lee Salem <lees...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Great one...
From the same episode.
"Why didn't you tell her I was an architect, You know I always wanted
to pretend I was an architect!"
Benjamin O'Connor
On Sunday, June 09, 1996, Lee Salem wrote...
> From "The Marine Biologist" episode:
>
> George, at the end of show with the gang in Monk's trying to set the
> scene a la Ernest Hemingway:
>
> "The sea was angry that day, my friends! Like an old man trying to send
> back soup in a deli."
>
> This line completely FLOORS me every time!
>
>
Yes, i agree, that's the best line, but what about the whole speech he
does after that?, when at the end, he puuls the golf ball out!
i would love to have the text of that whole speech.
Braden Manning
John Armstrong wrote:
>
> Lee Salem <lees...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> >From "The Marine Biologist" episode:
>
> >George, at the end of show with the gang in Monk's trying to set the
> >scene a la Ernest Hemingway:
>
> >"The sea was angry that day, my friends! Like an old man trying to send
> >back soup in a deli."
>
> >This line completely FLOORS me every time!
>
>
> From the same episode.
>
> "Why didn't you tell her I was an architect, You know I always wanted
> to pretend I was an architect!"
What about the episode, i can't remember it but when George says....
"For I am Castanza, lord of the idiots."
Its a classic!!!! Braden!!!
Heavy
The whole gang had gone to a party for the NY Marathon. George had
borrowed the K man's fathers wedding band to try and pick up girls. It
all blew up in his face. He and Jerry were discussing who was the
bigger idiot and George said, "For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots."
Then some woman yelled to the runners, "You're all winners to me!" And
George said "Suddenly a new challenger emerges" or something to that
effect.
Heavy
Colin Rosenthal
"I've always wanted to be a Civil War buff. How do you become a buff?"
Lee Salem
This was also the episode where Elaine wants to move into a vacant
apartment in Jerry's building and Kramer talks Jerry into lending Elaine
$5,000 to give to the super for the apartment. Jerry and George realize
that this means that Jerry will lose the "home-bed advantage."
At the party for the NYC Marathon, Jerry does something dumb (forget what
it was) in a situation where he could've gotten off the hook, but remains
committed to Elaine getting the apartment. It is at this point that he
tells George that he (Jerry) is such an idiot.
George replies, "I just gave up a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor
seats to every Knicks game. So show a little respect, my friend. For I
am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!"
One of the best of the "early" Seinfeld episodes!
Kirk Knutson
rose...@indigo.obs.aau.dk (Colin Rosenthal) wrote:
>"I've always wanted to be a Civil War buff. How do you become a buff?"
Jerry's rebuttal was also very funny: "You can start
by sleeping less than fourteen (?) hours a day." or
something.
Simon Abraham Bergman
My Favourite line by George is:
"Pity is very underated!"
--
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Chris Miller
George's funniest line came right after Jerry tells George that he slept
with Elaine the night before but refuses to talk about it. George then
angrily responds, "I have no job and no prospects and you are telling me
that your 'not it the mood'--[yelling] WELL YOU GET IN THE MOOD!"
Chris
Lin...@virginia.edu
Michael Bierut
Exactly. In fact, that's not just one of George's best lines, that's one of the best lines in the history of Seinfeld. I also love =
the scene in Monk's where Jerry confides some of the pillow talk from the "panties laid out by your mother" girl and George squirts =
his mustard halfway across the restaurant.
Michael B.
Conrad P. Felber
Actually, I think it was ketchup...
But still & all, no matter what particular condiment it was, that
was indeed a great moment in Seinfeld history. Good choice!
Con Felber
"I zipped up!" :George C.
Eric
These are 3 good ones:
1. Maybe the baby would like to see the spot....
2. George likes his chicken spicy.
3. Oh this is beyond BO, it's BBO...
Lee Salem
It wasn't specifically a George line, but I still crack up when I think
of the material that George gave Jerry about how the big toe is "Captain
of the Toes" and that sometimes the second toe tries to stage a power
struggle, the "Coup De Toe."
James Basinger
Here are a couple no one has mentioned:
"My whole life is a lie!"--an especially frank summation of the
essence of the George character, spoken by George himself
"I've always wanted to pretend I was an architect."--upon learning
that Jerry had told someone that George was a marine biologist
"You don't have to worry about me--I won a contest."--in response to
the tragic story of the previous king of the hand models
James Basinger
jam...@premier1.net
James Basinger
I forgot this one, which is right up there among the all-time greats:
"My father's gay!"--in a desperate attempt to appease the writer who
"outed" George and Jerry
James Basinger
jam...@premier1.net
Robert Sacks
Also from the "outing episode" directed to the female writer:
"Do you wanna have sex right now? Do you wanna have sex right now?"
Dan Korte
My favorite line of his is one I, too, can relate to, when he said, "If
it's not about sports, I find it very difficult to concentrate."
Short, sweet, and to the point.
Andrew M. Smith
How about:
"No thanks, coffee keeps me up."
"I'm speechless. I have no speech."
Andy
Simon Elder
> My favourites are
>1.I'm back in business baby!!!!
>2.My guys can swim!!!!
>
>
>
Hydraponic
A few classic George lines:
"It was like my own personal Crying Game" - after seeing his father
without his shirt
"I would have walked on Selma if it were in Long Island."
"I got it at the Institute! The institute!"
"You should have seen the look on her face. It was the exact same look my
father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriliquist." - after
the IQ test
The BIGboy
i have that .wav
(>8<)
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Peter Ryan
>How about:
"I am a Costanza (sp?) - King of liars"
(bet I blew this one....)
Mark Pedroia
I think it was "I am a Costanza - Lord of the Idiots
--
Mark Pedroia
E-mail; mailto:mped...@sonic.net
Web Page; http://www.sonic.net/~mpedroia
Deborah A. Currie
rose...@indigo.obs.aau.dk (Colin Rosenthal) wrote:
>"I've always wanted to be a Civil War buff. How do you become a buff?"
How about in "The Red Dot" when George is confronted by his boss about
sleeping with the cleaning lady on his desk and he says something like
"And that was wrong, then?"
F_Jackie
A classic line that I am ashamed to say I totally identify with them:
"Oh yeah, if I don't get that enthusiastic "Hi!" I'm outta there."
Evieltte
"I have driven women to lesbianism, but never to a mental institute"
Evilette.
Chance Warner
In article <31CB8E...@cloud9.net>, ebla...@cloud9.net says...
>
>A classic line that I am ashamed to say I totally identify with them:
>
>"Oh yeah, if I don't get that enthusiastic "Hi!" I'm outta there."
That's true. The "Hi" is very important. You can always tell what someone
thinks about you with their introductory "Hi." No matter how bad someone is
feeling, they'll always give an enthusiastic "Hi!" if they like you. +-:-)
(That smiley is Kramer)
--
Chance Warner -- cha...@wolfenet.com -- http://www.wolfenet.com/~chances/
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Justin Tribble
>rose...@indigo.obs.aau.dk (Colin Rosenthal) wrote:
Justin Tribble que...@sedona.net
I know this isn't a peticualr line from George, but I do think it is
Goerge's best performance. Remeber that episode about that guy Gary
Fogul (Jon Lovitz). Goerge was forced to keep a secret about Gary
never having cancer, but he couldn't do it. I loved the ending when
Gary says to George, "You didn't!" (about him telling Jerry he never
had cancer) and George responding, "I did." I just loved it!
Allan Beharrell
That was really funny he said "I didn't know that type of thing was
frowned upon here I'm sorry" Great Line
-Greg
Ixalot
Your living one lie ???
I'm living TWENTY !!!
Joe
"For I am Costanza, LORD OF THE IDIOTS!"
Joe
"I was reading a glamour magazine, and, you know, one thing led to another"
Doctor Dynabone
"PULP CAN MOVE BABY!"
Dr. D.
Kirk Knutson
jd...@panix.com (Joe) wrote:
>"For I am Costanza, LORD OF THE IDIOTS!"
"Suddenly a new contestant has emerged." (?)
Rusty Eichblatt
On the answering machine, "I got nothing to say."
Greg Johannes
>
> Peter Ryan wrote:
> >
> > "I am a Costanza (sp?) - King of liars"
> > --
> Mark Pedroia
> E-mail; mailto:mped...@sonic.net
> Web Page; http://www.sonic.net/~mpedroia
Mark and Peter
I think that the quote you are looking for is as follows:
"So please Jerry, a little respect. For I am Castanza, Lord of the
Idiots."
Greg Johannes
ejoh...@pcug.org.au
Robert Hall
In article <31CB98...@sonic.net>, Mark Pedroia <mped...@sonic.net> writes:
> Peter Ryan wrote:
> >
> > >How about:
> >
> > "I am a Costanza (sp?) - King of liars"
> >
> > (bet I blew this one....)
>
> I think it was "I am a Costanza - Lord of the Idiots
> -
It is simple, but I love the line:
'Prognosis: Negative' .. just the way George said from behind Jerry's door..
is priceless..
ROb
-
> Mark Pedroia
> E-mail; mailto:mped...@sonic.net
> Web Page; http://www.sonic.net/~mpedroia
--
Robert W. Hall---------------
Software Systems Research Laboratory
Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science
University of Michigan
PIGGYBANK
Robert Hall wrote:
>
> In article <31CB98...@sonic.net>, Mark Pedroia <mped...@sonic.net> writes:
> > Peter Ryan wrote:
> > >
> > > >How about:
> > >
> > > "I am a Costanza (sp?) - King of liars"
> > >
> > > (bet I blew this one....)
> >
> > I think it was "I am a Costanza - Lord of the Idiots
> > -
>
> It is simple, but I love the line:
>
> 'Prognosis: Negative' .. just the way George said from behind Jerry's door..
> is priceless..
How bout "Oh it's got cache baby! It's got cache up the yingyang!" I love
that.
PIGGYBANK
Dennis L. McArthur
Someone posted a quote from George as saying "pulp can move baby". Can
anyone remember this line and what it's in reference to?
- Dennis
Scott Kemp
den...@ix.netcom.com(Dennis L. McArthur) wrote:
>Someone posted a quote from George as saying "pulp can move baby". Can
>anyone remember this line and what it's in reference to?
> - Dennis
It was when George got Grapefruit juice in his eye, and kept winking
all day. Then he thought there was a piece of pulp in his eye, and
Jerry said, "pulp couldn't make it a cross the table". Then the
reply, "Pulp can move baby."
E-Mail me if you want the .wav file of this conversation.
Scott Kemp
http://www.compmore.net/~gkemp/seinfeld.html
SCOTT MCRAE
Organization: Saskatoon Free-Net
Distribution: world
: > > >How about:
: > >
: > > "I am a Costanza (sp?) - King of liars"
: > >
: > > (bet I blew this one....)
: >
: > I think it was "I am a Costanza - Lord of the Idiots
: > -
: 'Prognosis: Negative' .. just the way George said from behind Jerry's door..
: is priceless..
Here's my fav. In the episode where he claims to be the marine
biologist, something to the effect of, "the sea was angry that day, my
friends" Beautiful delivery!!
Craig Moser
h...@aphex.direct.ca> <31CB98...@sonic.net> <4rnbdo$e...@srvr1.engin.umich.edu> <31E01E...@netshop.net>
My fav which I say everytime we order chinese:
"George likes his chicken spicy!"
The only spicy chicken I like is general Tao's not George's Kung Pao (sp?)
;)
CM
Turid Mevold
[SCOTT MCRAE]
>Here's my fav. In the episode where he claims to be the marine
>biologist, something to the effect of, "the sea was angry that day, my
>friends" Beautiful delivery!!
And he continued: "[...] like an old man trying to send back soup in a
deli."
--
Turid Mevold / E-mail: t...@kuf.dep.telemax.no
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
gamboa ivan
i am george costanza
gamboa ivan
George's best line was when he bought the big salad for Elaine, but he
didn't get credit for it. He ends up yelling at Elaine "...you had to have
the BIG SALAD!"
Evilette
Kramer : " you should always listen to your little man."
George: " My little man is an idiot!"
bonnie
From "The Opposite":
"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents".
gamboa ivan
"George likes his chicken spicey."
hpa...@synopsys.com
Jerry was eating a grapefruit at Monk's - squirts Geroge in the eye making
George wink his eye uncontrollably. George was complaining about it later
in the day and Jerry was downplaying the squirt...
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Bill Chan
In article <4rr4s9$h...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, den...@ix.netcom.com
(Dennis L. McArthur) writes:
>
> Msg-ID: <4rr4s9$h...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>
> References: <31E01E...@netshop.net>
> Posted: 8 Jul 1996 14:10:17 GMT
>
> Org. : Netcom
>
> In <31E01E...@netshop.net> PIGGYBANK <ig...@netshop.net> writes:
> >
> >Robert Hall wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <31CB98...@sonic.net>, Mark Pedroia
> <mped...@sonic.net> writes:
> >> > Peter Ryan wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > "I am a Costanza (sp?) - King of liars"
> >> > >
> >> > > (bet I blew this one....)
> >> >
> >> > I think it was "I am a Costanza - Lord of the Idiots
> >> > -
> >>
> >>
> Jerry's door..
> >> is priceless..
> >
> love
> >that.
> >PIGGYBANK
>
> Someone posted a quote from George as saying "pulp can move baby". Can
> anyone remember this line and what it's in reference to?
>
> - Dennis
Pulp can move baby: could be George eating the Mango render him man
again, after a good sex he blamed the rizoto broad of faking it" All
these gyration moaning and screaming" she proceed to ask him to leave,
but his glasses was misplaced. The funny part the picture is deliberately
blurred to let viewers to appreciate the art of finding glasses!
By the way what is rizoto? some kind of pasta? I knew Gyros, and Calzone
looks like now.
BJ
"She gave me the same look as my father gave me when I told him I wanted
to be a ventriliquist"
John Lewis (BSN)
SCOTT MCRAE (ad...@sfn.saskatoon.sk.ca) wrote:
: Organization: Saskatoon Free-Net
: Distribution: world
: : > > >How about:
: : > >
: : > > "I am a Costanza (sp?) - King of liars"
: : > >
: : > > (bet I blew this one....)
: : >
: : > I think it was "I am a Costanza - Lord of the Idiots
: : > -
: : 'Prognosis: Negative' .. just the way George said from behind Jerry's door..
: : is priceless..
: Here's my fav. In the episode where he claims to be the marine
dle...@soca.com
Yes! Great line! A line I have used myself on occasion. (After all, not
everybody watches Seinfeld. ;) )
Scott Kemp
bla...@hp-vcd.vcd.hp.com (bonnie) wrote:
>From "The Opposite":
>"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents".
Here is the sound clip of that.
There are many others at
http://www.compmore.net/~gkemp/seinfeld.html
Scott Kemp
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Mike Kantz
When George's parents were going to move to Florida and now Jerry's
were going to stay in New York instead of being near the Costanzas, George
said, "You've had your turn---IT'S MY TURN TO LIVE, BABY!"
ga...@ihug.co.nz
The Best George Line has to Be:-
When Jerry ask him something and George responds:-
Yes I would If I was different person, I think it was when George was
too chicken to talk to a women in the coffee shop.
Gary In New Zealand
===================
Life is as good as you make it!
Richard
Bil...@mindlink.bc.ca (Bill Chan) wrote:
>In article <4rr4s9$h...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, den...@ix.netcom.com
>(Dennis L. McArthur) writes:
>>
>> Msg-ID: <4rr4s9$h...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>
>> References: <31E01E...@netshop.net>
>> Posted: 8 Jul 1996 14:10:17 GMT
>>
>> Org. : Netcom
>>
>> In <31E01E...@netshop.net> PIGGYBANK <ig...@netshop.net> writes:
>> >
>> >Robert Hall wrote:
>> >>
>> >> In article <31CB98...@sonic.net>, Mark Pedroia
>> <mped...@sonic.net> writes:
>> >> > Peter Ryan wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > >How about:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > "I am a Costanza (sp?) - King of liars"
>> >> > >
>> >> > > (bet I blew this one....)
>> >> >
>> >> > I think it was "I am a Costanza - Lord of the Idiots
>> >> > -
>> >>
>> >> It is simple, but I love the line:
>> >>
>> >> 'Prognosis: Negative' .. just the way George said from behind
>> Jerry's door..
>> >> is priceless..
>> >
>> >How bout "Oh it's got cache baby! It's got cache up the yingyang!" I
>> love
>> >that.
>> >PIGGYBANK
>> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Someone posted a quote from George as saying "pulp can move baby". Can
>> anyone remember this line and what it's in reference to?
>>
>> - Dennis
>Pulp can move baby: could be George eating the Mango render him man
>again, after a good sex he blamed the rizoto broad of faking it" All
>these gyration moaning and screaming" she proceed to ask him to leave,
>but his glasses was misplaced. The funny part the picture is deliberately
>blurred to let viewers to appreciate the art of finding glasses!
>By the way what is rizoto? some kind of pasta? I knew Gyros, and Calzone
>looks like now.
"Pulp can move..." refers to am episode where jerry is trying to eat
healthier and at Monks he's eating a grapefruit, when all of a sudden
Jerry jabs the cursed grapefruit with a spoon and out squirts some
"pulp" or juice. later in the episode George is having problems with
his eye and he's winking all over the place and people are
mis-understanding him, as they think he is winking at them.
so while in jerry's apartment later he winks and Jerry asks him why
he's winking and thats when George says he's been having problems with
his eye, he must have gotten a piece of pulp from the grapefruit
earlier and Jerry says pulp cant move, George says, "Oh, PULP CAN MOVE
BABY!!!" .
Phineas
My personal favorite:
"Why didn't you tell her I was an architect! You know I've always
wante to pretend i was an architect!!
Phin
Dawn
bla...@hp-vcd.vcd.hp.com (bonnie) writes:
> From "The Opposite":
> "Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents".
I likef that episode, I couldn't believe George!! And then he got a job as
well and all he did was do everything "The Opposite" WOW!!! I doubt that
that would work for me though :-)
-=[Dawn]=-
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DAWN_PRICE
In article <31E76C...@iap.net.au>, BJ <bull...@iap.net.au> writes:
> gamboa ivan wrote:
>>
>> George's best line was when he bought the big salad for Elaine, but he
>> didn't get credit for it. He ends up yelling at Elaine "...you had to have
>> the BIG SALAD!"
>
> "She gave me the same look as my father gave me when I told him I wanted
> to be a ventriliquist"
"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY!!!"
--
_______________________________________________________________________________
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dp7...@acad.drake.edu
JoshyR
"I'm inadequate! I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I got it all!"
phenry
My favorite was when Jerry was dating the virgin.
George says, "You always remember the first. I don't want
to be remembered. I want to be forgotten."
Matthew Case
One of my favorites by George is
For I am Konstanza, Lord of the idiots!!!!!!
Wolffman
When describing seeing his father without a shirt on:
"It was like my own personal Crying Game..."
Andrew M. Smith
How about when George and Jerry meet the NBC boss's 15 year old daughter.
George: Divorce is tough, especially on the children.... mind you, I'm
the result of my parents staying together, so you never know.
A
Rusty Eichblatt
"I say this with an unblemished record of staunch
heterosexuality...[it's] fabulous."
Rusty
David Marsh
The whole scene of George explaining the coffee and food stains on the
IQ test, including:
"Why would I go out the front door? The window's right there!"
Vince
On 13 Jul 1996, John Lewis (BSN) wrote:
> : Here's my fav. In the episode where he claims to be the marine
> : biologist, something to the effect of, "the sea was angry that day, my
> : friends" Beautiful delivery!!
personally, i like "You're killing independant George!".
ttyl
Yolanda
For me, the topper occurred when George learned that Susan had become a
lesbian, and Kramer subsequently stole Susan's girfriend Mona:
"I drive them to Lesbianism, he brings them back."
Yolanda
Kathy
Watching the reruns I think George (Jason) is actually the best actor
among the 4 - although he lost out to Krammer in the emmy
awards a couple times?
debbie
I just played back the Parking Garage -- thought it was very funny.
George said he never carries a pen because he is afraid he'll puncture
his scrotum.
_______________________________________________________________
From Dallas, TX
Conrad P. Felber
"Don't make me get physical!!!!"
Vince F. Bundy
dacu...@ix.netcom.com (debbie) wrote:
Yes, that's my favorite line, too!!!!!! Nobody ever mentions that one,
though. I thought I was the only one who ever caught it (or, at least,
thought it was funny).
VINCE F. BUNDY
http://www.angelfire.com/pg1/vfbundy/index.html
ED A ANGELES
In <4suf3m$j...@news.berk.net> "Vince F. Bundy" <vfb...@bcn.net>
writes:
>indepentdent George.
>That was just so funny!!!!
>
>Jay Allen
>sel...@ix.netcom.com
DAWN_PRICE
In article <4srfmc$d...@myth.vianet.on.ca>, "Conrad P. Felber" <cpfe...@vianet.on.ca> writes:
> "Don't make me get physical!!!!"
>
>
Coconut300
About "Costanza, lord of the idiots", don't forget his next line after the
looney chick at the window says "You're all winners!!" to the marathon
runners, George (i think it's him) says "We have a new contender"
Coconut300
"Pulp can move baby" is from the episode where Jerry's eating grapefruit
and it squirts across the table. Subsequently, George is winking at his
boss all day and ends up getting coworker in trouble
Joe
Risotto is an Italian rice dish made with Arborio rice, chicken broth, saffron, and Reggiano cheese.
Richard (r...@bslnet.com) wrote:
Kirk Knutson
Actually, I believe he says something like, "Suddenly,
a new contender has emerged."
ar...@gate.net
Then Elaine asks him, "Why did you say that ?
Goerge replies, "I don't know, I just always wanted to say that."
Another great George line: "I'm a marine biologist."
Justin Hall
dp7...@acad.drake.edu (DAWN_PRICE) wrote:
>In article <4srfmc$d...@myth.vianet.on.ca>, "Conrad P. Felber" <cpfe...@vianet.on.ca> writes:
>> "Don't make me get physical!!!!"
>>
>>
>"Jerry, if we decide to go at it, can I count on you?"--
Nothing can touch "Jerry, don't you ever get down on your knees and
thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?"
"God was a Gendian Knight before He took the Universe in hand.." -Ulath
Justin "Skale" Hall hal...@one.net http://w3.one.net/~halldp/
Scott McIntyre
George was at his fantasy-world best as the "marine biologist" Remember
recounting the stranded whale:
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return
soup at a deli."
SM
Amy R. Kelley
On Tue, 23 Jul 1996 20:25:38 GMT, hal...@one.net (Justin Hall) wrote:
what about "I want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your
body"?
Gerald Yarbrough
In article <31ED25...@earthlink.net>, Wolffman
<wolf...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> When describing seeing his father without a shirt on:
>
> "It was like my own personal Crying Game..."
How bout after being handcuffed to the bed, robbed of all his money and
clothes he asks the woman "Will I see you again?"
Robert Sacks
George's "Truth ? You couldn't handle the truth." was his cooly received
Jack Nicholson imitation.
DPrezz34
There are too many:
-"you're killing independant George"
-"here, have some tick tacs" & "haanngg on maa" in response to his mother
being hungry while in the hospital.
JoshyR
"Hi, my name is George--I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Kathryn Dudley
From last night's episode (7/24):
"A man with no hand is not a man. I got so much hand it's comin' outta my
glove!'
LOL!!
kAThrYN
buddy
What about in the intervention episode at the end, Georges girlfriend
breaks up with him... George says "you cant break up with me, I got
hand." His girlfriend say's ... "you'll need it."
that my friends was pretty funny.
buddy
Tim Norton
"George is getting angry!"
or, and I don't how it goes, his discussion of "manure" to the waitress.
mfernan1
In article <4t5lc9$p...@qualcomm.com>, Robert Sacks <rsa...@qualcomm.com> says:
>
>George's "Truth ? You couldn't handle the truth." was his cooly received
>Jack Nicholson imitation.
>
Lee Salem
I also love his patter with the beautiful woman he meets on the subway
when she asks him if he was with one of the big brokerage houses: "They
wish! Hate the big brokerage houses! They killed my father! Well, they
hurt him bad. Hurt his feelings..." as his voice trails off.
(Bright lightbulb over head): I just thought of the fact that George has
verbally "killed" his father twice. First, in the above speech and
second, when he sold Frank's cabana wear to Rudy and got an extra $25
bucks for by telling Rudy his father was dead. Does George have an
Oedipus complex?