Pachyderm
Yak
I have racked my brain on this one, but I can't remember who pachyderm
is, can someone help me?
thanks
y
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Huckleberry
In article <01bbdbbb$f0db6ce0$dbc170ce@default>, jdo...@one.net says...
>Pachyderm lived in Jerry's building and owned an American restaurant in the
>neighborhood. Jerry convinced him to turn it into a Pakistani restaurant,
>which eventually bombed. Later Pachy was deported because his "papers"
>were accidently delivered into Jerry's mailbox, who didn't give them to him
>in time. Probably Newman's fault!
Ok, let's take this one step at a time:
1. The person you think is named "Pachyderm" is actually named "Babu," last
name being "Bhatt." This character, which you described accurately, is
Pakastani; perhaps that and "pachyderm" got combined in your head.
2. Anyway, "pachyderm" was just a punchline to a joke that was repeated
throughout a particular episode that we never got to hear in its entirety.
Most likely, there is no joke in real life, but we are forced to watch the
devastatingly funny punchline (well, it caused a hospital bed-ridden man who
desperately wanted to laugh but could not, laugh a bit too hard). Jerry could
not make this man laugh, but the pachyderm punchline joke did.
3. Yak, wherever you are, ya putz -- Is this what you wanted?
Jim Doyle
gu...@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu
elaine's fault not Newman (for once)
>
> Ok, let's take this one step at a time:
>
> 1. The person you think is named "Pachyderm" is actually named "Babu," last
> name being "Bhatt." This character, which you described accurately, is
> Pakastani; perhaps that and "pachyderm" got combined in your head.
>
correct.
> 2. Anyway, "pachyderm" was just a punchline to a joke that was repeated
> throughout a particular episode that we never got to hear in its entirety.
> Most likely, there is no joke in real life, but we are forced to watch the
> devastatingly funny punchline (well, it caused a hospital bed-ridden man who
> desperately wanted to laugh but could not, laugh a bit too hard). Jerry could
> not make this man laugh, but the pachyderm punchline joke did.
a) pachyderm punchline did not make him laugh. (although he could really
have used it) Jerry had to pull out new material and do his entire act.
b) pachyderm is a real person however. we repeatedly hear
so did you tell him the pachyderm story, in which 'pachyderm' is reference to
a real person, who is never mentioned anywhere else.
Russell Davies
Huckleberry (bhl...@students.wisc.edu) wrote:
: In article <01bbdbbb$f0db6ce0$dbc170ce@default>, jdo...@one.net says...
: >Pachyderm lived in Jerry's building and owned an American restaurant in the
: >neighborhood. Jerry convinced him to turn it into a Pakistani restaurant,
: >which eventually bombed. Later Pachy was deported because his "papers"
: >were accidently delivered into Jerry's mailbox, who didn't give them to him
: >in time. Probably Newman's fault!
: Ok, let's take this one step at a time:
: 1. The person you think is named "Pachyderm" is actually named "Babu," last
: name being "Bhatt." This character, which you described accurately, is
: Pakastani; perhaps that and "pachyderm" got combined in your head.
: 2. Anyway, "pachyderm" was just a punchline to a joke that was repeated
: throughout a particular episode that we never got to hear in its entirety.
: Most likely, there is no joke in real life, but we are forced to watch the
: devastatingly funny punchline (well, it caused a hospital bed-ridden man who
: desperately wanted to laugh but could not, laugh a bit too hard). Jerry could
: not make this man laugh, but the pachyderm punchline joke did.
: 3. Yak, wherever you are, ya putz -- Is this what you wanted?
*Bzzzt* Wrong! The pachyderm joke did NOT make the bed-ridden friend
laugh, for information's sake "the Pachyderm story" as it became known
involved very hot pizza(s) being carried and eventually dropped onto
george's girlfriend (which we later discover). Again I repeat the joke
about the pizza's/pachyderm did not make the friend laugh, rather it was
Jerry's 'bit' about Superman and the Justice League of America that
caused his ailing friend , Fulton, to laugh too hard.
Admittedly, the guy you were relpying to was a putz, but you are by no
means an exemplary seinfeld fan, I on the other hand, am. :)
Later all.
Huckleberry
In article <57hdg1$6...@seagoon.newcastle.edu.au>,
c941...@lily.newcastle.edu.au says...
->*Bzzzt* Wrong! The pachyderm joke did NOT make the bed-ridden friend
->laugh, for information's sake "the Pachyderm story" as it became known
->involved very hot pizza(s) being carried and eventually dropped onto
->george's girlfriend (which we later discover). Again I repeat the joke
->about the pizza's/pachyderm did not make the friend laugh, rather it was
->Jerry's 'bit' about Superman and the Justice League of America that
->caused his ailing friend , Fulton, to laugh too hard.
->
->Admittedly, the guy you were relpying to was a putz, but you are by no
->means an exemplary seinfeld fan, I on the other hand, am. :)
I stand corrected about the pachyderm detail. And to defend "the guy," I
wasn't calling him a putz; I was referring to someone who said "I forgot what
pachyderm was" out of the blue a while back who decided to get nasty
responding to me when I told him a pachyderm was an elephant. This was by
email to save the rest of you guys!
Sjoquist
Huckleberry wrote:
> 2. Anyway, "pachyderm" was just a punchline to a joke that was repeated throughout a particular episode that we never got to hear in its entirety. Most likely, there is no joke in real life, but we are forced to watch the devastatingly funny punchline (well, it caused a hospital bed-ridden man who desperately wanted to laugh but could not, laugh a bit too hard). Jerry could not make this man laugh, but the pachyderm punchline joke did.
I agree. Pachyderm is not Babu, and is best known for "jugglin' those
pizzas". But I thought Pachyderm had a real name. I haven't seen the
episode in a while, so someone enlighten me.
Christine Vernon
Jim Doyle wrote:
>
> Pachyderm lived in Jerry's building and owned an American restaurant in the
> neighborhood. Jerry convinced him to turn it into a Pakistani restaurant,
> which eventually bombed. Later Pachy was deported because his "papers"
> were accidently delivered into Jerry's mailbox, who didn't give them to him
> in time.
That was Babu - Pachyderm was part of Jerry's comedy routine to try to
cheer up his sick friend in the hospital.
Denise Lauron
In article <329D70...@tpgi.com.au>, Sjoquist <kle...@tpgi.com.au> wrote:
==>Huckleberry wrote:
==>> 2. Anyway, "pachyderm" was just a punchline to a joke that was repeated
Most likely, there is no joke in real life, but we are forced to watch the
devastatingly funny punchline (well, it caused a hospital bed-ridden man who
desperately wanted to laugh but could not, laugh a bit too hard). Jerry could
not make this man laugh, but the pachyderm punchline joke did.
==>I agree. Pachyderm is not Babu, and is best known for "jugglin' those
==>pizzas". But I thought Pachyderm had a real name. I haven't seen the
==>episode in a while, so someone enlighten me.
I can't remember his real name, but I think that Pachyderm was the annoying
comic that "The Mentor" was dating. I can't remember her name, either.
Denise
Jim Beggs
The person "The Mentor" ended up dating is the infamous Banya. Banya's
not Pachyderm, is he? Banya is the one who bases his entire routine on
stuff like ovaltine, got Jerry to take him to Mendy's which started the
whole argument over what is and isn't a meal.
Yak
No, Banya is definately NOT Pachyderm.
--
"I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mneumonic memory circuit using
stone knives and bearskins."
--Mr. Spock
Rich Horn
Denise Lauron wrote:
>
> In article <329D70...@tpgi.com.au>, Sjoquist <kle...@tpgi.com.au> wrote:
> ==>Huckleberry wrote:
> ==>> 2. Anyway, "pachyderm" was just a punchline to a joke that was repeated
> throughout a particular episode that we never got to hear in its entirety.
> Most likely, there is no joke in real life, but we are forced to watch the
> devastatingly funny punchline (well, it caused a hospital bed-ridden man who
> desperately wanted to laugh but could not, laugh a bit too hard). Jerry could
> not make this man laugh, but the pachyderm punchline joke did.
> ==>
> ==>I agree. Pachyderm is not Babu, and is best known for "jugglin' those
> ==>pizzas". But I thought Pachyderm had a real name. I haven't seen the
> ==>episode in a while, so someone enlighten me.
>
> I can't remember his real name, but I think that Pachyderm was the annoying
> comic that "The Mentor" was dating. I can't remember her name, either.
>
1. Banya is the annoying comic.
2. Babu is in India, still plotting against Jerry.
3. Pachyderm has a real name, which George's girlfriend divulges at the
end of the episode when she tells George she is leaving him for
Pachyderm.
4. The "joke" is really just a comic tale of Pachyderm introducing
himself to a girl in a bar while juggling two hot pieces of pizza.
Jim Gansemer
In article <32A7CC...@infoserve.net>
Rich Horn <rh...@infoserve.net> writes:
> 2. Babu is in India, still plotting against Jerry.
I believe Babu is in Pakistan, saving his (whatever the money in
Pakistan is called), so he can one day return to New York and have his
revenge on that very bad man.
Faisal Mansoor Bhamani
Jim Gansemer (gans...@llnl.gov) wrote:
: In article <32A7CC...@infoserve.net>
rupees, currently worth about 1/35th of a US dollar.
-Faisal
Huckleberry
In article <32A7CC...@infoserve.net>, rh...@infoserve.net says...
->3. Pachyderm has a real name, which George's girlfriend divulges at the
->end of the episode when she tells George she is leaving him for
->Pachyderm.
Does she tell us, the audience, that is, Pachyderm's real name? If so, what
was it?
