Newman vs. Cliff Clavin: Best Mailman?
Greg Bobkiewicz
Let's see
Newman is just plain evil...
Cliff's an idiot...
They both have a hard time getting laid...
Newman's a slob...
Cliff's paranoid about germs...
Any more suggestions?
Pedro Daniel Mora
On 3 Feb 1997, Greg Bobkiewicz wrote:
> They both have a hard time getting laid...
Clavin couldn't get laid if he tried. Newman at least had Kramer's mom.
Daniel Mora Pinky, once I take over the world,
remind me to publically snub you.
-the Brain
Kjetil
Pedro Daniel Mora wrote:
> Clavin couldn't get laid if he tried. Newman at least had Kramer's mom.
I'm pretty sure Clavin had a girlfriend once..I think..uuhh..
-Kjetil Aavik
"Hey Kramer, have you ever killed a man?!"
"What do you think Junior? You think these
hands - they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?"
- Kramer and punk dude
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Gussel Timer
Kjetil wrote:
>
> Pedro Daniel Mora wrote:
> > Clavin couldn't get laid if he tried. Newman at least had Kramer's mom.
>
> I'm pretty sure Clavin had a girlfriend once..I think..uuhh..
Alright, this talk of who's the best mailman is moot. We all know the
postal service sucks universally. :) The more burning, intense question
of the day is WHO would win a fight between the two. Would the two even
hate each other? Would they be good friends? Personally, I would love to
see a showdown between the two:
Newman: Hello, Clavin
Clavin: Hello, Newman.
Newman: Soohh, Clavin. I saw you and your mother shopping at the local
grocery the other day. Quite a touching site <evil giggle>
Clavin: Yeah, so what? <putting down his beer and glaring> Why are you
bringing my ma into this?
Newman: OH, nothing, nothing <broad smile>. I'm sure it's quite
CUSTOMARY to see a middle-aged man trailing his mother around like he
was 4 years old...I'm sure he doesn't have anything better to do on a
Friday night. I'm sure you had to forgoe the usual array of
entertainment like going to the movies, going out on a date, spending
the evening with someone who's under 70!
Clavin: Now..you...shutup you. <raising voice> whad I choose to do on a
Friday night is nunayour business! And who aw-YOU to criticize my Friday
night habits. YOU weh-at the grocery too.
Newman: Ah, yes. But I was purchasing flowers for the buxom blond I met
on my route last week. We had a dinner date, and I don't have to tell
you we skipped the desert for an activity even more sweeter than
chocolate mousse. Something I'm sure you don't do with you ma..as close
as you two are...Tata, mama's boy! <runs off with evil laugh>
Clavin: Why that...Newman!
Kjetil
Nice conversation.
Newman would win the fight, of course.
He'd cheat.
Jason
Thans for that little skit, I personally found it to be hilarious!
Petter Sevaldsen
Kjetil <paa...@sn.no> wrote in article <32F73B...@sn.no>...
> Newman would win the fight, of course.
> He'd cheat.
No way.
He'd RUN.
Buckwood
Didn't Jerry date one of Newman's ex-girlfriend, in "The Big Salad"?
Buckwood
Kjetil wrote:
>
> Pedro Daniel Mora wrote:
> > Clavin couldn't get laid if he tried. Newman at least had Kramer's mom.
>
> I'm pretty sure Clavin had a girlfriend once..I think..uuhh..
>
> -Kjetil Aavik
>
> "Hey Kramer, have you ever killed a man?!"
> "What do you think Junior? You think these
> hands - they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?"
> - Kramer and punk dude
>
> mailto:g-st...@usa.net
> mailto:paa...@sn.no
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Newman also had a girlfriend who later dated Jerry. Jerry thought
that this was peculer.
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> Let's see
> Newman is just plain evil...
> Cliff's an idiot...
> Cliff's paranoid about germs...
>
> Any more suggestions?