Delores.... What part of the female anatomy does this rhyme with ?
Tim Wood
Help!!!!
I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
who's called Delores these days anyway !
Please, please, please help - My friends and I are going crazy
PS - My opinion is that Delores is not meant to rhyme with
anything, but is used simply to confuse fools like myself
Turid Mevold
[Tim Wood]
| I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
| girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
| the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
| show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
| who's called Delores these days anyway !
Oh no. Not again!
--
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"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Stanley Bell
Tim Wood <wo...@dove.mtx.net.au> wrote:
>Help!!!!
>I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
>girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
>the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
>show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
>who's called Delores these days anyway !
>Please, please, please help - My friends and I are going crazy
>PS - My opinion is that Delores is not meant to rhyme with
>anything, but is used simply to confuse fools like myself
I believe the answer to this perplexing question is 'clitoris', do
others agree?
* My key isn't working, so when I type uck it appears as uck *
<Stan>
Bob Komischke
On 20 Jul 1996, Tim Wood wrote:
> Help!!!!
>
> I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
> girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
> the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
> show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
> who's called Delores these days anyway !
>
> Please, please, please help - My friends and I are going crazy
>
>
> PS - My opinion is that Delores is not meant to rhyme with
> anything, but is used simply to confuse fools like myself
>
>
>
How about Clitoris?
Better take an anatomy course:)
Bob
Lee Salem
It certainly sounds more reasonable than "Mulva." :-)
debbie
Tim Wood <wo...@dove.mtx.net.au> wrote:
>Help!!!!
>I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
>girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
>the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
>show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
>who's called Delores these days anyway !
>Please, please, please help - My friends and I are going crazy
>PS - My opinion is that Delores is not meant to rhyme with
>anything, but is used simply to confuse fools like myself
Tim,
I see that several people have posted the answer.
Just one additional comment: I don't have a penis but i certainly
know what one is! (I never miss an opportunity to say penis!)
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> Just one additional comment: I don't have a penis but i certainly
> know what one is! (I never miss an opportunity to say penis!)
I'm sorry, I missed that. You never miss an opportunity to say what? ;>
Ron
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I kind of liked "Hest".
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Vince F. Bundy
Bob Komischke <kom...@uslink.net> wrote:
>On 20 Jul 1996, Tim Wood wrote:
>
>> Help!!!!
>>
>> I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
>> girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
>> the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
>> show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
>> who's called Delores these days anyway !
>>
>> Please, please, please help - My friends and I are going crazy
>>
>> PS - My opinion is that Delores is not meant to rhyme with
>> anything, but is used simply to confuse fools like myself
>How about Clitoris?
>
>Better take an anatomy course:)
>
>Bob
I've heard other people being mystified by this. You see, most people
pronounce it "CLIT-or-is"...with the accent on the first syllable. THIS
does NOT rhyme with Delores. However, if you pronounce it with the
accent on the SECOND syllable, as in "clit-OR-is", it DOES rhyme with
Delores. Technically, it's supposed to be pronounced "CLIT-or-is" (at
least, according to the dictionary), so they sort of fudged it a little.
So, I'll assume THAT'S why a lot of people couldn't figure out what the
rhyme was. Of course...there's a lot of guys who can't figure out WHERE
the clitoris is, so maybe there's some sort of correlation---???????
VINCE F. BUNDY
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Ashley Frazier
In <4sug7l$j...@news.berk.net> "Vince F. Bundy" <vfb...@bcn.net>
writes:
>Of course...there's a lot of guys who can't figure out WHERE
>the clitoris is, so maybe there's some sort of correlation---???????
>
Or what to do with it once they have found it...
Stanley Bell
fastrada
When I first saw this episode, I was watching it with my nice
Roman Catholic mother, and I actually had to explain it to her. Not
that she didn't knwo the word; she just didn't get the connection.
This goes under he heading of "Conversations With My Mother That I Never
Thought I'd Have". YEeeccchhh....
mfernan1
In article <4sqg5p$5...@curlew.mtx.net.au>, Tim Wood <wo...@dove.mtx.net.au> says:
>
>Help!!!!
>
>I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
>girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
>the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
>show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
>who's called Delores these days anyway !
>
>Please, please, please help - My friends and I are going crazy
>
>
>PS - My opinion is that Delores is not meant to rhyme with
>anything, but is used simply to confuse fools like myself
>
yourself a fool.
P Matwychuk
:
:When I originally saw this episode, I thought her name was going to turn
out to be Dinah.
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Tim Wood <wo...@dove.mtx.net.au> wrote:
>Help!!!!
>I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
>girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
>the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
>show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
>who's called Delores these days anyway !
>Please, please, please help - My friends and I are going crazy
>PS - My opinion is that Delores is not meant to rhyme with
>anything, but is used simply to confuse fools like myself
Clitoris
Bradd Piontek
In article <4t02b3$i...@ka.worldbank.org>, mfer...@worldbank.org (mfernan1) writes:
|> In article <4sqg5p$5...@curlew.mtx.net.au>, Tim Wood <wo...@dove.mtx.net.au> says:
|> >
|> yourself a fool.
Your mileage may vary, but depending on you pronounce the word "clitoris" (i.e.
where you put the emphasis) you will see what part of the female anatomy rhymes
with Delores. (rapidly making a huge comeback in popularity for names of babies)
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purely coincidental...
robbin vester bishop
The problem with this is that most people mis-pronounce clitoris.
Actually, clitoris sounds as much like Delores, as Penis sounds like
Dennis. (In other words, not at all...)
robbin vester bishop
robbin vester bishop
The problem with this whole premise is that most people mis-pronounce the
word clitoris. In actuality, clitoris rhymes with Delores as much as penis
rhymes with Dennis. In other words, not at all...
le...@oanet.com
In article <4sqg5p$5...@curlew.mtx.net.au>, From Tim Wood
<wo...@dove.mtx.net.au>, the following was written:
> PS - My opinion is that Delores is not meant to rhyme with
> anything, but is used simply to confuse fools like myself
Clitoris.
Chris
> Or what to do with it once they have found it...
>
>
Or if they know what to do with it, is it the right time to be doing it.
Are we getting just a little bit off of the subject of Seinfeld here?
robbin vester bishop
The problem with this is that most people mis-pronounce clitoris.
Actually, clitoris sounds as much like Delores, as Penis sounds like
Dennis. (In other words, not at all...)
> sbon...@melb.alexia.net.au (simon bonwick) wrote in article
<4sus2e$u...@news.alexia.net.au>...
> Tim Wood <wo...@dove.mtx.net.au> wrote:
>
> >Help!!!!
>
> >I just saw the repeat of the ep. where Jerry can't remeber his
> >girlfriend's name. We find out that it rhymes with a part of
> >the female anatomy, and her name is revealed at the end of the
> >show as Delores. What the hell does Delores rhyme with, and
> >who's called Delores these days anyway !
>
> >Please, please, please help - My friends and I are going crazy
>
>
Joe
In the local dialect of New York City, Dolores rhymes perfectly with CliTORis.
That's how we say it here. Most of us don't have Oxford English Dictionaries,
in fact 20% of the people here don't even speak English as their primary
language at all.
robbin vester bishop (ivor...@execpc.com) wrote:
: The problem with this whole premise is that most people mis-pronounce the
call...@gnn.com
robbin vester bishop wrote:
>The problem with this whole premise is that most people mis-pronounce the
>word clitoris. In actuality, clitoris rhymes with Delores as much as penis
>rhymes with Dennis. In other words, not at all...
There are two ways to pronounce the word clitoris, both well documented in
most dictionaries. Webster's Ninth Collegiate is one of them.
Mike Ladin
shtim...@aol.com (Shtimsdrow) wrote:
>I looked it up (the word, I mean) in all of my 7 dictionaries.
>4 show CLIToris as the only pronunciation.
>1 does show cliTORis (Random House, which is pretty permissive), but lists
>it second after CLIToris.
>2 show it only as CLYtoris, which I cannot believe anyone has ever said,
>except maybe at Oxford.
Why do you have 7 dictionaries?
Just wondering.
Shtimsdrow
In article <4tasj0$p...@garuda.synet.net>, la...@synet.net (Mike Ladin)
writes:
>Why do you have 7 dictionaries?
>
>Just wondering.
Doesn't everybody? (I'm an editor, so they sort of accumulate, but I
seldom use them all--unless it's for something really important like
this.)
Mike Ladin
In response to
>In <4sug7l$j...@news.berk.net> "Vince F. Bundy" <vfb...@bcn.net>
>writing
>>Of course...there's a lot of guys who can't figure out WHERE
>>the clitoris is, so maybe there's some sort of correlation---???????
>>
as...@ix.netcom.com(Ashley Frazier) wrote:
> Or what to do with it once they have found it...
I ask:
Any suggestions?
Matt Heffernan
I have four dictionaries in book form, and three digital ones.
I even have a 1937 Webster's Unabridged. Unfortunately, newer words
(such as television) aren't in it. One can never have enough.
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> It is Torres (jiddish) what means is for butt...Torres dolores...problem of '96 solved 2017 ;-)
