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How did Elaine lose Pendant job?

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Becky

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Dec 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/5/97
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Hi, all:

I can't remember this: how did Elaine lose her job at Pendant Publishing?

Thanks!

Becky

Bobby

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Dec 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/5/97
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Becky <r...@indiana.edu> wrote in article <ras.1658...@indiana.edu>...

Didn't Pendant go out of business when Elaine couldn't tell her boss to
take a handkerchief to his meeting with the Japanese businessmen who were
going to buy the company? Lippman sneezed in his hand and wouldn't shake
hands with the Japanese, they got offended and dropped the deal.


Dave

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Dec 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/5/97
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You missed the best part! Elaine tried to tell Mr. Lippman that he forgot
his hankie, but she couldn't because her mouth was full of Jujyfruit!
The very same Jujyfruit (well, not the same box) that killed her relationship
with Jake Jarmel.
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Becky

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Dec 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/5/97
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In article <34883...@news1.ibm.net> rat...@ibm.net (Dave) writes:
>From: rat...@ibm.net (Dave)
>Subject: Re: How did Elaine lose Pendant job?
>Date: 5 Dec 97 17:24:31 GMT

Ah, yes, it's all coming back to me now. However, *now* I don't remember what
happened with Jake Jarmel and the Jujyfruits. Anyone?

Thanks again,

Becky

Rick R Streeter

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Dec 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/5/97
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Becky wrote:

> Ah, yes, it's all coming back to me now. However, *now* I don't remember what
> happened with Jake Jarmel and the Jujyfruits. Anyone?
>
> Thanks again,
>
> Becky

Elaine was meeting him at the movies but when she got there the manager
told her that Jake was in an accident. Before running to the hospital
she stopped at the counter to get Jujyfruits and popcorn. At the
hospital Jake was telling her the story as she was easting the candy and
when he asked her where and when she got them she said the movie theater
without thinking and he kicked her out. We find out in the next episode
that they have broken up.

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Josh Frazee

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Dec 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/5/97
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In article <ras.1658...@indiana.edu>, r...@indiana.edu says...

>
>Hi, all:
>
>I can't remember this: how did Elaine lose her job at Pendant Publishing?

After Elaine couldn't tell Mr. Lippman he forgot his hankerchief because she
was eating Jujifruits, he lost a merger with a Japanese company because he
couldn't shake the guys hand do to the germs...thus the end of Pendant
Publishing...


Isaac Kendall

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Dec 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/5/97
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Josh Frazee wrote in message <669ppa$u9k$1...@sol.caps.maine.edu>...

That's also the incident that killed Kramer's coffee table book on - coffee
tables.

Isaac Kendall
is...@win99.com

Jack Mackerel

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Dec 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/9/97
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On 5 Dec 1997 16:29:47 GMT, "Bobby" <rpat...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>Becky <r...@indiana.edu> wrote in article <ras.1658...@indiana.edu>...

>> Hi, all:
>>
>> I can't remember this: how did Elaine lose her job at Pendant
>Publishing?
>>

>> Thanks!
>>
>> Becky
>>
>
>Didn't Pendant go out of business when Elaine couldn't tell her boss

Except you forget to mentioned it was all started by Elaine's
obsessive consumption of Juicy Fruits.

Kojaxs

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Dec 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/17/97
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In article <348fb92a....@news.erols.com>, and...@erols.com (Jack
Mackerel) wrote:

> >Didn't Pendant go out of business when Elaine couldn't tell her boss
> Except you forget to mentioned it was all started by Elaine's
> obsessive consumption of Juicy Fruits.
> >to
> >take a handkerchief to his meeting with the Japanese businessmen who were
> >going to buy the company? Lippman sneezed in his hand and wouldn't shake
> >hands with the Japanese, they got offended and dropped the deal.

That's exactly what happened!!!!!!!

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Wendy

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Dec 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/21/97
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Juju fruits or something like that, not Juicy Fruits.

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Kojaxs <koj...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<kojaxs-1712...@ts002d11.mon-cn.concentric.net>...


> In article <348fb92a....@news.erols.com>, and...@erols.com (Jack
> Mackerel) wrote:
>
> > >Didn't Pendant go out of business when Elaine couldn't tell her boss
> > Except you forget to mentioned it was all started by Elaine's
> > obsessive consumption of Juicy Fruits.
> > >to
>

> --
> Go to www.goldwright.com
>

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