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"Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way"
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No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a
college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, "not that
there is anything wrong with that." Things really get out of hand when the
article is picked up by the New York Post.
Tuesday 20 February - The Old Man
Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to
a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and
George depresses his charge. Kramer and Newman try the business of selling
old records to a used record store. Jerry loses track of his man when they
try to take him to the dentist to repair his dentures, after the man had
bitten Kramer's arm.
Wednesday 21 February - The Junior Mint
Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes
with a female body part." Could it be "Mulva"? Elaine visits an old
boyfriend who's in the hospital for an operation; he was once fat, thin
she's interested again. Kramer gets an opportunity to witness the operation
and he drags Jerry along, while watching they have an accident with a
"Junior Mint."
Thursday 22 February - The Handicap Spot
Going out to buy an engagement party present for "The Drake," George parks
his father's car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer's advice.
An angry mob trashes the vehicle when a disabled woman gets injured, because
of the illegal parking. While visiting the woman at the hospital, Kramer
falls in love and feels compelled to replace the wheelchair. George becomes
his father's butler after his father gets arrested for parking in the spot.
Friday 23 February - The Smelly Car
The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry's car. George can't believe
it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her
current boyfriend and Jerry is forced to try to sell the car, because the
odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything. George is turned
by Susan's new outlook on life. Susan's friend is swayed to heterosexuality
by Kramer, though later turned back off by a whiff of a jacket that Kramer
borrowed from Jerry. When the car can't be sold, Jerry winds up leaving it
and the keys out on the street.
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