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Mike-e

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Dec 16, 2000, 5:47:39 PM12/16/00
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I was just wondering what everyone's favourite Seinfeld moment/quote is?
One of my favourites has to be on 'The Junior Mint' when Jerry comes home to
find George crying from Home Alone and he says "Get yourself together, I
don't know if I can be friends with you anymore after this display."
Mike-e


Pen Cap Chew

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Dec 16, 2000, 8:16:13 PM12/16/00
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Oh god! Don't do this to me. There are so many. Umm...let's see...umm...my
absolute FAVORITE?! That's nearly impossible. But probably one of my very
favorites is in The Maid:

Kramer: "So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in
here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen for sexual favors?! No!
Jerry, I won't be like you! Never!! I'll never be like you!!"

Then there's always the scene:

Kramer: "Oh, how quickly we forget. You owe me, man! Remember this(pulls out
a candy bar)? Six months ago you're eating four of these for breakfast and
chasing it with a ring ding! And two Butterfingers on the train! Sound
familiar?! Remember when I saw you over there at Dinky Donuts? You're all
HOPPED UP on cinnamon swirl! They wouldn't serve you anymore. You wouldn't
even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand
and stuffing CANTALOPE down your throat!! But so much for gratitude! Yeah
yeah yeah!!"

Jamie
--
"Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.
I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.
I pursued and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew.
And so we danced. And I burned for her.
Much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon
afterward."
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Sam Montague

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Dec 17, 2000, 5:57:52 AM12/17/00
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Pen Cap Chew wrote in message ...

>Oh god! Don't do this to me. There are so many. Umm...let's see...umm...my
>absolute FAVORITE?! That's nearly impossible. But probably one of my very
>favorites is in The Maid:
>
>Kramer: "So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in
>here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen for sexual favors?! No!
>Jerry, I won't be like you! Never!! I'll never be like you!!"
>
>Then there's always the scene:
>
>Kramer: "Oh, how quickly we forget. You owe me, man! Remember this(pulls
out
>a candy bar)? Six months ago you're eating four of these for breakfast and
>chasing it with a ring ding! And two Butterfingers on the train! Sound
>familiar?! Remember when I saw you over there at Dinky Donuts? You're all
>HOPPED UP on cinnamon swirl! They wouldn't serve you anymore. You wouldn't
>even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit
stand
>and stuffing CANTALOPE down your throat!! But so much for gratitude! Yeah
>yeah yeah!!"
>
One of Kramer's very, very funny scenes that will make you laugh no matter
how many times you've seen it.

Another of my favourites came from the same episode when Kramer asked George
:

"May I have one of those, Madame" as George was wearing ladies glasses.

That was a very good episode.


Sam Montague

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Dec 17, 2000, 6:07:07 AM12/17/00
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Mike-e wrote in message
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One of my all time favourites comes from 'The Stall' when Kramer had just
found out that Jerry's girlfriend was Kramer's phone sex lady - Erika :

K - "I'm tellin' ya, it's her!!"
J - "Ahhh, ya crazy."
K - "Am I? Or am I so sane, that you just blew your mind??"
J - "It's impossible!"
K - "Is it? Or is it so possible, that your head is spinning like a top??"
J - "It can't be!"
K - "Can't it?? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you??"
J - "Alright, that's enough"
K - "yeeaahhhh!!!!!!!"

Sam Montague

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Dec 17, 2000, 6:28:44 AM12/17/00
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Mike-e wrote in message
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Another one of my fvourites involves Kramer and Jerry again. This time Jerry
is pissed off with Kramer because Kramer has been getting massges from his
own girlfriend, and he is getting none.

(Kramer, lying on the couch in a robe, very relaxed, eating grapes, Jerry,
in the kitchen, cutting cheese)

K- "First, she sets the mood perfectly, with this new age music played over
ocean sounds.....then she lays you out on this table...and proceeds to rub
oil over your entire body....and she rubs...long and deep - Jerry, she rubs
with love. Every muscle she touches, just....oozes beneath those silky soft
fingers. You can scarcley contain yourself buddy"
J(walking over to couch ) - "So you hd a good time, huh?"
K - "Oh, yeah"
J - "Enjoyed yourself"
K - "Very much"
J -(knocking Kramer's off the couch) "Alright, now you listen and you listen
good"
K - "WHAT???"
J - "THE MASSAGES ARE OUT!!!"
K - "WHAT DO YA........."
J - ".....AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!, THEY"RE OUT!!!"
K - "Why??"
J - "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one!!!"
K - "Wait a minute, wait a minute!! I need my massages, can't you see i'm
burned out??"
J - "I'm sorry Kramer"
K - "WHY?? WHY?!?, Look, I paid for her!!"
J (very angered by this comment) - "DON"T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT HER LIKE
THAT!!!!"
K- "YEAH, BUT WH..........."
J - "......IT'S FINNAAALLLL!!!!"
K - "YAHHH, YAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

>
>


DarkManX

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Dec 19, 2000, 10:49:36 PM12/19/00
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Frank Costanza screaming "Serenity Now" in the episode of the same name.


Jonny Boy

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Dec 20, 2000, 4:47:01 AM12/20/00
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> Another one of my favourites involves Kramer and Jerry again. This time

Jonny Boy

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Dec 20, 2000, 4:47:40 AM12/20/00
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Oops on the above message. I love that scene too. (the massage one)

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SakuS

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Dec 20, 2000, 7:50:00 AM12/20/00
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I dunno if I've answered the exact same thing in a similar thread
before, but anyways this has got to be my all time favorite..

The episode is "Serenity Now", Kramer's ambushing the kids and wants
George to help him but he can't because he's trying to escape from Jerry
who's telling how much he loves George.. so Kramer ends up being
sprayed with shaving cream. Oh god it's such a good scene. The whole
episode is one of my favorites.


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Bob Wombat

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Dec 20, 2000, 8:35:58 AM12/20/00
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"HOOTCHIE MAMA!!!!"
Love it.

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Juliet Duncan

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Dec 31, 2000, 7:50:38 PM12/31/00
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My favourit moment (they change from time to time) is the JFKesk 'magic
lugey' theory complete with fake sapruder footage.
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main identity

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Jan 1, 2001, 2:02:23 PM1/1/01
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when frank ask elaine if she wants a piece of him in the bad seed episode.
frank always did crack me up


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Larry S

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Jan 4, 2001, 1:51:24 AM1/4/01
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In the car...

Frank:If you don't want to give me the legroom, just say that!!!
George:We're only a couple of blocks from home, just sit sideways!!
Frank:Like an ANIMAL!!! SERENITY NOW!!!


On Mon, 1 Jan 2001 01:50:38 +0100, "Juliet Duncan" <jdu...@chello.nl>
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Andy MacAskill

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Jan 4, 2001, 10:38:10 AM1/4/01
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main identity wrote:
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> when frank ask elaine if she wants a piece of him in the bad seed episode.
> frank always did crack me up
>
You've seen the outtakes of that scene, haven't you? It's at the end of
the second "clips episode" as the credits roll. As a certain Kenny Bania
might say, "It's the best, Jerry! The best!"

Pen Cap Chew

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Jan 4, 2001, 11:06:15 AM1/4/01
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Yeah, those were pretty funny. I like the outtake of the episode which I
think is called The Other Side where George smashes up Jerry's rented car.
When Jerry and Elaine go to rent a car after his is stolen when they're at
the counter Elaine just cannot stop laughing. It's great to watch.

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SeinieFeldie

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Jan 5, 2001, 11:51:34 AM1/5/01
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I love every scene where Cosmo falls or trips. Has
anyone ever noticed how awesome that is? It's a
miracle he never got hurt....

homerr..2K

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Jan 7, 2001, 12:45:51 AM1/7/01
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SeinieFeldie wrote in message
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>I love every scene where Cosmo falls or trips. Has
>anyone ever noticed how awesome that is? It's a
>miracle he never got hurt....

He studied at the Chevy Chase School of Tripping, Stumbling and Pratfalling
Without Getting Hurt. I think it was a correspondence course.

homerr..


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Jan 12, 2001, 8:50:55 AM1/12/01
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You guys just dont know Jerry
The best moment is when George is describing
his experiance when he saves the whale one of the best
TV moments of all time. and my second favourite moment
is the one when you see Jerry Elaine Kramer and George
all fast asleep after they have masterbated classic visual
comedy.

Paul

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Larry S

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Jan 24, 2001, 7:45:48 PM1/24/01
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"The sea was rough that day, Jerry..like an old man trying to return
soup at a deli...." LMFAO

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Jan 25, 2001, 12:18:42 AM1/25/01
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Larry S wrote:

> "The sea was rough that day, Jerry..like an old man trying to return
> soup at a deli...." LMFAO

...

I normally wouldn't correct a poster but when the sentence is put in
"quotes" that should mean something.

("The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to
return soup at a deli!")


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Boonz

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Jan 25, 2001, 9:50:50 AM1/25/01
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you know i always thought that metaphor applied mainly to the anger of the
old man and the soup was incidental.then i went out in a boat on a rough day
and i realized that it is an angry old man throwing soup in someone's face
that he was describing.

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Larry S

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Jan 25, 2001, 6:08:20 PM1/25/01
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thanks for the correction...my bad.

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