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EVERYBODY LOVES DARWIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
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This week:
watch the comedy evolve as Charles asks his wife to,
"Pack my suitcase with 20 volumes of
"Origin of the Species,"
but, she thinks Charles said `Pack my suitcase
with 20 pounds of Oregon Sea Cheeses'.
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(while down the street)
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Bishop Evanshire tells Mrs. Evanshire to, "Pack my
suitcase with 20 books of Jesus," and she thinks he said
`Pack my suitcase with 20 Bricks of Chesses'.
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It'll be a food fight of biblical proportions when
Darwin and Evanshire meet face to face, and suitcase to
suitcase, at the
Yorkshire Lactose Quite Tolerant Convention,
where Helga, Olga,
Bertha and Svenrena
(The Wild for Cheese, Norwegian Cat-Juggling Hula, Girls)
have been booked to preform.
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Starring:
Martin Mull as Charles Darwin
Lucy Lawless as Mrs. Darwin
Ben Kingsley as Bishop Evanshire
Della Resse as Mrs. Evanshire
with
Bette Midler as Helga
Béatrice Dalle as Olga
Shannen Doherty as Bertha
&
Britney Spears as Svenrena
with
Jerry Mathers as Castor Canadensis
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featuring the smash hit song
"Candle in the Camel's Wind"
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Sponsored by ––––
Camp Lake Gonnawannabe Church and Brothel
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Monday_9_ pm__8 central, mountain & pacific .....
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THE KING OF QUEEN's HOMICIDE - LIFE ON THE MEATS
Episode #3.14: “Low Down Carb Crab”.....
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In this week's episode
Jon, Clancy and Zurrick
infiltrate the high command of the high
security high tech highland
High Hat Corporation during high tea.
A new highwater mark in high tension drama.
Highlight of this week's show:
high toned Clancey helps
high spirited Jon's high-wire hijinks in a effort togive the high-sign
to Zurrick, who is incognito as a
High Priest giving high-mass, so that the high
born high level high highwaymen can be brought to the
High Court of High Justice - hence, saving the nation.
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Starring:
O.J. Simpson as Jon
Robert Blake as Clancey
John Ramsey as Zurrick
Grace Slick as MacDiggel
Any Grant as Zoomzéém
Lisa Kurdow as Phlegethon Philli
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with veriest of very, very special guest stars,
Regis Philbin, as
Rhilbin Pegis.
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*Primate Advisory*
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