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RE.SCTV COMMERCIALS

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Coronal

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Oct 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/17/96
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"Stairways To Heaven".

snowdog

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Oct 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/18/96
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I think the two best commercials were the Tex and Edna organ emporium
commercial in which Martin Short played Boil Boy from the freak show tex
was having to sell organs and the other one involved Martin again who
played an old vaudaville actor who required a C a bouncy C to sing the
commercial jingle. The Tardy cannon was the most practical product that he
advertised. Tardy cannon is really great. It prevents you from being late.
If anyone knows the rest, please sent it with your best, because I seem to
have forgot the words ,da da da da da dada da.


Antman

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Oct 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/18/96
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Jake LaMotta's "Raging Bull-B-Q", done in glorious black & white.

"You got no teeth? You can eat my beef... Da da da da, da da da da."

One bite and you'll be making a comeback.

Antman

sco...@the.alamo.com

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Oct 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/21/96
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I believe that that was the great composer Irving Cohen. As I recall,
his first appearance was as a guest on the short-lived William B.
Williams show, and his entrance onto that show as he shuffled slowly and
at one point began to fall backwards was memorable.


SN>I think the two best commercials were the Tex and Edna organ emporium
SN>commercial in which Martin Short played Boil Boy from the freak show tex
SN>was having to sell organs and the other one involved Martin again who
SN>played an old vaudaville actor who required a C a bouncy C to sing the
SN>commercial jingle. The Tardy cannon was the most practical product that he
SN>advertised. Tardy cannon is really great. It prevents you from being late.
SN>If anyone knows the rest, please sent it with your best, because I seem to
SN>have forgot the words ,da da da da da dada da.

Telenet to The Alamo BBS: The.alamo.com

Steve Ferra

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Oct 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/21/96
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sco...@the.alamo.com wrote:
>
> I believe that that was the great composer Irving Cohen. As I recall,
> his first appearance was as a guest on the short-lived William B.
> Williams show, and his entrance onto that show as he shuffled slowly and
> at one point began to fall backwards was memorable.
>
Gimme a "C", a bouncing "C"!

--
Steve Ferra

Trudi Marrapodi

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Oct 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/21/96
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In article <tcpnntpd.16.10.21.7.44...@the.alamo.com>,
<sco...@the.alamo.com> wrote:

> I believe that that was the great composer Irving Cohen. As I recall,
> his first appearance was as a guest on the short-lived William B.
> Williams show, and his entrance onto that show as he shuffled slowly and
> at one point began to fall backwards was memorable.
>
>

> SN>I think the two best commercials were the Tex and Edna organ emporium
> SN>commercial in which Martin Short played Boil Boy from the freak show tex
> SN>was having to sell organs and the other one involved Martin again who
> SN>played an old vaudaville actor who required a C a bouncy C to sing the
> SN>commercial jingle. The Tardy cannon was the most practical product that he
> SN>advertised. Tardy cannon is really great. It prevents you from being late.
> SN>If anyone knows the rest, please sent it with your best, because I seem to
> SN>have forgot the words ,da da da da da dada da.

Oh yes! To this day, I joke with one of my sisters (who is habitually late
getting ready for everything) about how she would need a Tardy Cannon to
get anywhere on time. I also remember him adding some lines about thinking
he broke his leg when he landed from being shot out of the cannon.

That whole episode--with the three ads from Irving Cohen--the furniture
polish, the cleanser and the Tardy cannon--had me laughing so hard I began
to cry with pain because my stomach was sore from laughing so hard.

Trudi
www...@frontiernet.net

sco...@the.alamo.com

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Oct 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/22/96
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"Oh William B., oh William B.,
the fella sitting, right next to me
he started out nice
then he slipped on thin ice,
he split from Maudlin
and now he's going to pay the price,
and you can put whatever the hell you want in there ....."

FL>sco...@the.alamo.com wrote:
FL>>
FL>> I believe that that was the great composer Irving Cohen. As I recall,
FL>> his first appearance was as a guest on the short-lived William B.
FL>> Williams show, and his entrance onto that show as he shuffled slowly and
FL>> at one point began to fall backwards was memorable.
FL>>
FL>Gimme a "C", a bouncing "C"!

FL>--
FL>Steve Ferra

Bob Danielson

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Oct 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/23/96
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The Tex and Edna ad campaign was great, but the single funniest ad I
can remember was for the (concert?) (tapes?) featuring Slim Whitman
and Indira Gandhi.

Chris

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Oct 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/24/96
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Bob Danielson <savo...@mindspring.com> wrote in article
<326d749e...@news.mindspring.com>...


> The Tex and Edna ad campaign was great, but the single funniest ad I
> can remember was for the (concert?) (tapes?) featuring Slim Whitman
> and Indira Gandhi.
>

Not really a commercial but....
How about the duo Slim Whitman and Barbara Streisand singing
"You don't bring me flowers anymore". One of my most memorable
moments of SCTV.

Tripp Rogers

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Oct 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/30/96
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The all-time funniest was the Perry Como in Concert spot...with the disco
dancers holding him up doing 'Stayin' Alive'. Eugene Levy was a scream as
Perry.


--
Tripp Rogers
tro...@injersey.com
Tripp...@CIS.Compuserve.com


Chris <cmu...@atitech.ca> wrote in article
<01bbc1b5$6da82cc0$26010c81@pc-cmurphy>...

Antman

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Oct 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/30/96
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In article <01bbc612$2b09e3c0$19348bce@trogers>, "Tripp Rogers" <tro...@injersey.com> says:
>
>The all-time funniest was the Perry Como in Concert spot...with the disco
>dancers holding him up doing 'Stayin' Alive'. Eugene Levy was a scream as
>Perry.
>
I agree. Notice how Como was getting less and less alive with every song??
He was on the couch with the blankets tucked under his chin, then finally
he was just laying flat on the stage with the mic laying next to his mouth!

Too funny!

Antman

Trudi Marrapodi

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Oct 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/30/96
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In article <01bbc612$2b09e3c0$19348bce@trogers>, "Tripp Rogers"
<tro...@injersey.com> wrote:

> The all-time funniest was the Perry Como in Concert spot...with the disco
> dancers holding him up doing 'Stayin' Alive'. Eugene Levy was a scream as
> Perry.

Oh, that was hilarious! Wasn't he singing "I Will Survive"? "Oh no not
IIIIIIIIII, I will surviiiiiiiiive..."

But the funniest part had to be when he sang "I Love the Nightlife"--from bed!
"I loooove the niiiiiigthliiiiiife....I love to booooogey...." (I think he
really said "bogey," not "boogie"! And those shots of John Candy's
reaction: "Well, you know they call him Mr. Relaxation...I thought
tonight's show was a little high-key."

Trudi
www...@frontiernet.net

ASMUSSEND

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Nov 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/5/96
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Does anyone know if any SCTV episodes are available on videotape anywhere?
I've only found one called "Best of John Candy from SCTV." If not, can I
pay someone for video dupes of episodes? The show isn't being rerun on any
channels in the S.F area at all. I'm desperate! Thanks for any help. (I
have some rare monty python outtakes if you prefer trading....) Don A.
E-mail me at ASMU...@aol.com
By the way, Thomas' new book is great!

marlon...@gmail.com

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Jun 30, 2016, 11:00:38 AM6/30/16
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Tardy cannon, really great, prevents you.... From being late... When your alarm clock is broken.... Just like my leg... Ahhh

Old Muley

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Jun 30, 2016, 12:53:53 PM6/30/16
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No it wasn't Stayin' Alive, I'm afraid. It was "Fame"... entirely appropriate lyrics for the situation for a Perry Como who just wouldn't quit:

fame

I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly high
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry, fame

I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame, fame
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my name



Read more: Fame - Fame Lyrics | MetroLyrics

On Wednesday, 30 October 1996 04:00:00 UTC-4, Tripp Rogers wrote:
> The all-time funniest was the Perry Como in Concert spot...with the disco
> dancers holding him up doing 'Stayin' Alive'. Eugene Levy was a scream as
> Perry.
>
>
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